|The Animaniac Dude|
Poll: what type of One Piece Story should I do next, romantically? the plot will be decided based on the winning choice. it may or may not be a one-shot; again, it depends on the winning choice. Vote Now!
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and One Piece.
IMPORTANT NOTE AS OF MAY 9, 2011: to everyone that's asking whether or not i'm going to continue The Will Of D, please, stop asking. It's not like i've given up.when I'm balancing writing my own stories, Co-writing with Majin on Naruto: Game Of The Year Edition, and keeping up with schoolwork, something isn't going to get the attention it deserves. for quite some time, that was schoolwork, which i've since payed for many times over. since the only one pushing the work on The Will Of D is myself, while Majin gives me a much-needed kick in the backside when I slow down on Naruto: GOTY, and I've made a promise to myself not to go through what I did when every single one of my grades tanked, (I was forced to transfer to a new school, BTW), The Will Of D has slowed down progress to a snail's pace. I AM NOT GIVING UP, however. The Will Of D is NOT A DEAD FIC. as soon as summer comes around, progress WILL PICK UP. do not think that i've abandoned you for a second. The Will Of D Lives On!
damn, my tone has really changed over the years. let's see if we can get this profile sounding less like a hyperactive 5-year-old on candy steroids and more like a respectable adult, shall we?
Sex: anytime, anywhere, with anything that has boobs and a vagina. so, yes, i'm a regular guy.
Age: Old enough to know better, Young enough to do it anyway.
Likes: I like anime and manga (though I only read the big-name series, so i'm not like some of my friends who read some really esoteric stuff), I like writing both fanfiction and stuff I intend to publish one day, I like reading books of all sorts (I have half a mind i've read through the entire fantasy section in my local library) and I like music, both playing it and listening to it.
Dislikes: I dislike people telling me what to do without any explanation (which has gotten me into some deep shit more than a few times), idiots who don't know what the hell they're talking about but act like they do, and jellybeans... what? did you expect something serious?
Nami/Luffy (one piece)
Zoro/Robin (one piece)
Naruto/Hinata (Naruto) (only if they're not blatantly throwing out Canon and doing whatever they want. also, cliches rape my brain.)
Naruto/Sakura (Naruto) (again, same as above.)
Ed/Winry (full metal alchemist)
Link/Zelda (legend of zelda)
I have a lot more, but I don't particularly feel like trying to remember them all at the moment.
I accept criticism that is intended to improve my writing quality. after all, how does anybody learn what they have to do better, other than by other people telling them what they did wrong and right? however, trolls will be trolls, so anybody sending flames will be brutally shredded to pieces. don't push me, I have rants up the wahzoo to bust your ass with.
if anybody wants to use a portion or plot point of my story in their own fanfiction, simply drop me a line and a link. as long as you're not flat-out plaigiarizing my stories, i'm perfectly cool with you using some of my ideas.
Update As Of July 13, 2011: damn, my profile is long. when the hell did this turn into my blog? i'm clearing out the non-important stuff to try and clean up the clutter. oh, and just so everybody knows, just as I promised, things are picking up once again with The Will Of D now that I don't have school to deal with. at the moment of writing this, the word count it up to 4,038 words. i'm not quite at a good spot to end and post the chapter, though, so you'll have to wait a bit longer to get something.
Update As Of September 13, 2010: hey, guys. been a while since I wrote anything of my own. well, there's a reason for that. a lot of bad shit been happening to me over the summer, and quite frankly, I'm burned out. I'm taking a Hiatus from writing any of my own work, to try and sort my life out, however long that may take, before I get back to the Will of D or my Harem story. I'm still Co-writing Naruto: Game Of The Year with Majin, though, since he writes the plot of the story, and I just make it pretty to look at. for now, that's pretty much all I can manage. I intend to finish The Will Of D, no matter how long that takes, as i've got the whole thing planned out in my mind, but I need to place Real Life in front of my writing needs. I love you guys to death, so it kills me to basically put all of my stories on an Indefinite Hiatus, but damn... right now, trying to make myself write anything on my own is a massive chore, and I simply don't derive any pleasure from it like I used to. I just want to put this out here so that all the people asking when I'm going to update know. my response? I honestly don't know myself.
Update As Of March 8, 2010: fuck. well, that's it, I'm done. I tried. I honestly tried. I tried to put up with it, I tried to tolerate it, but this latest move puts it into a whole new level of douchbaggery. i'm done. fuck, I should've done this a while ago! why did I even try to stick with the series so long! as of right now, in my mind, Naruto: shippuden never happened. never! sasuke is being such a psychopathic asswipe, he killed the hokage and admits it (which is akin to admitting you shot Lincoln or JFK) and naruto STILL wants to bring him back to the village!? god-damn. I'm done trying to keep up with the series. the first half was when the story was still believable, so that's what i'm sticking to!
Update as of October 11, 2009: you know you're popular when you have one of your stories translated into another language. big hugs and handshakes to Hajyh-chan for translating The Will Of D into FRENCH!! Le Gasp! lol
here's the link, for all you french-type people: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5434807/1/ enjoy, frenchies!
Update as of September 24, 2009: I... I... my eyes... why can't I see? my brain... I can't feel my brain... where's my brain? help... somebody... get me some brain bleach... I have read things that were not meant to be read... I... I think i'm going to take a break from writing for a while... go to the therapist... my eyes... trollfic...
my final message... never read My Immortal... FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT READ THE HARRY POTTER FIC MY IMMORTAL BY TARA GILESBIE!! YOU CANNOT UNSEE WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN, SO DO NOT SEE IT!! don't be like me... I thought I could handle it... read it for the lulz... but... my eyes... it's burned into my brain... once you start, you can't stop... like watching a trainwreck, a oil tanker and a passenger plane all crashing together at once... it's horrible, but you can't look away... I... I don't feel so good... mother? is that you...? I... I thought you were dead...
update as of September 8, 2009: oh my god I have just seen the most epic flag in the history of flags.if they actually changed it to that, I am SO hitching a ride on the first plane to britain. damn, you've gotta love those shades.
Update as of August 27, 2009: wow. that's a little eye-opening. any of you ever heard of Perfect Lionheart? he's recently just posted on all (that i've read) of his stories that he is now pretty much blocked from ever posting again on fanfiction dot net. something about the admins posting something called 'torpedo code' that pretty much crashes his computer as soon as he so much as looks at this site. he is now officially done with this site (which I have somewhat mixed feelings about, as his story, Chunin Exam Day, is one of, if not the, highest reviewed stories in the naruto fanverse. some of his ideas and his writing styles don't always agree with me, but I have to at least respect that man, seeing as how he got that far.)
it's a shocker because 1, I had no idea that fanfiction was so user-unfriendly. I, for one, have not had any of the problems that he has stated. second, I have no idea what this 'torpedo code' thing is, or any of the other policies that he has stated that fanfictionn has taken. quote unquote, "The never-to-be-sufficiently-damned owners of this site have been playing "my way or the highway" with their meaningless upgrades for so long that I'm just sick and tired of it. Nor do I have any more reason to put up with it any longer, going through hoops posting from borrowed machines and so on, as I've been doing, since I can't even read my reviews any more."
does anybody even have an inkling of what he's talking about? 'cause I don't. therefore, my mixed feelings. one the one hand, he's leaving, and he's had some good ideas thoughtout his time. of course, then there's the flip side: I have no idea what he's talking about. I have not seen hide nor hair of any of the things that he's talked about. therefore, I have the small, niggling feeling that he's just BSing us to get out of writing. he could just say, 'I have no more ideas, so i'm leaving FF. bye guys!' but he comes up with that. of course, if he's right, then open mouth, insert foot. so, at any rate, see ya Perfect Lionheart! it's been nice while you were here! good luck in real life!
Update as of july 31, 2009: well, I deleted my avatar: the last airbender story from the list. in all honesty, I don't know why I started writing it in the first place. I only had a vague idea of where I wanted it to go, it had already beaten the idea to death with my other two stories, and it was recieved poorly by the masses. so, yeah. Prophet is gone. not even he could predict this one.
The First Law of Fanfiction states that every change which strengthens the protagonists requires a corresponding worsening of their challenges. Or in plainer language: You can't make Frodo a Jedi without giving Sauron the Death Star. Read any book on writing ever and it will tell you that stories are about conflict; a hero too strong for their conflict is no longer in tense, heart-pounding difficulty. For example, Dark!Dumbledore and Dark!Harry both permit a Harry strengthened over canon - the first by turning one of Harry's canon!allies against him, and the second by turning Harry against his canon!allies. The most spectacular application of this principle that I've seen is Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time, in which Harry has gained all the knowledge of ancient Atlantis and has been through literally hundreds of Peggy Sue cycles in which he learns every possible twist of fate... and Voldemort, who unfortunately got to Atlantis first, has still won every time. The Mary Sue is not defined by her power, but by her lack of an even more powerful opponent. I mention this (1) so that you know I know it and (2) because the First Law of Fanfiction ought to be in a giant banner on every fanfiction site. The most fatal temptation of fanfiction writing is to think of how much easier some character's life would be if they were a ninja. We are naturally inclined to think up ways to solve our characters' problems for them, but must learn instead to make their lives more difficult.
Easy ways to tell when a story blows:
90 percent of people in this world are shallow and conceited. if you think it's no coincidence that same percent of people are NaruSaku haters, copy and paste this into your profile. By order of The Animaniac Dude
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, survived, or who died of a heart attack or heart disease.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
god is a comedian playing for an audience too afraid to laugh. if you believe this, then copy and paste this on your profile.
The Laws of Anime Version 6.0
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
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