Greetings Humans

Name: For me to know and you to guess. Though I will answer to anything including Your Serene EvilOverLadyship, My Liege, My Overlord, oi you, Oh Great One, Divine Ruler of the Universe, Supreme Commander of existance and vaire. Im not fussy about it.

About me: i'm female and an Irish-Australian who has been reading fanfic for ages. I had a couple stories on an old account but it got deleted and now i cant find my stories on my computer. sobsob

My life consists of University, Fanfiction, Anime (and conventions), Reading (as in actual books - yes they still do make those things), and the incredible awesome and genius that is JRR Tolkien (to disagree with me over him will cause you to be verbally - um maybe thats typedly - torn apart, shredded, humiliated, I will hunt you down and beat you into submission cough looks around doggedly)

Pairings: I hate HATE ginny/harry or hermione/harry... anything else I will read slash or otherwise I dont care. Though these days the plot has to be really really good to get me to read Het, Joe6991 has completely spoiled me for Het with his absolutely incredible Hero Trilogy. No Het relationship story can possibly live up to his, Go Read Now. I'm always looking for some good harry/cedric harry/krum or harry/charlie and my absolute favourite pairing ViktorHarry (can't you just picture all that Bulgarian awesomeness)

My Stories:

Shadow
heh. ducks flying tomatoes. Don't hurt me. I'm too young to die.
Really though, this is based on The Silmarillion by the greatest writer to ever live J.R.R. Tolkien. Unfortunately every time I go to write a new chapter I always end up reading the entire book again...I think I can recite it by heart now.
Updates are slow, and if I say I will update in a given time period you should probably add another month to that...the plunny comes and goes as it will.

MWAHA
An evil evil creation that began in a review to Ariaeris' 'Harry's Chosen One' and has blown out of preportion. Oneshots appear whenever a new idea hits and there are several more just sitting on my computer waiting to be finished. The following is the order to be read in (we tend to go back and forth on the timeline):

Meeting of Heirs by Vairetwilight
Reassurance and Renewal by Ariaeris
Coming Out: Fabulously by Ariaeris
Consequences of Coming Out by Vairetwilight
Losing at Chess by Ariaeris
Forgive him his Sins by Vairetwilight
Before the Onset by Ariaeris
Is that Legal? by Vairetwilight
The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black by Vairetwilight
Imperfect Heirs by Ariaeris (ongoing; currently at chapter 3)

Rowling v. Meyer
Don't expect a plot for this one. Really, don't. Chapters will be short and will come as I think of them. I am taking suggestions for any possible meetings, so if you want to see something let me know.

On AFF Net can be found an R rated oneshot written for Clarrisa Frey, involving a pairing of Marcus Flint, Harry Potter, and Emmett Cullen. It is essentially a bastardised merging of this series with MWAHA. Clearly PWP.

Simple Things
This is a MarcusHarry oneshot unrelated to the MWAHA verse. It's a response to a challenge on Slytherinmafia's Yahoo Group involving using a quote for promptage. Harry is fairly dark and disillusioned in this fic as the Voldemort dispute has erupted into full scale war that has lasted an extended period of time.

I also do a lot of BETA work so sometimes that gets in the way of updating but at other times it provides great plunnies. I'm always willing to beta something.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be a homosexual to do so.