"It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain." -darkalbino

Winged Archer made a lovely dou page to go along with my quote LUBBSIT X3

You see that gorgeous piece of magic to the left? Yes, yes that, artsatalex made that :) Please don't PM me for the picture -_- Just google her name and you should find it, okay?

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not that I don't love you guys, but for the moment, pleeeeaaaasssse stop e-mailing me asking me to read, beta, or give you ideas for your stories. I've got a lot on my plate right now both writing and real life wise, and you may think you're the only one asking me but...you're not, and it's stressful ;A;

And guys.

STOP. STEALING. MY. PROFILE.

Really people? REALLY? Look, I'm very flattered that you think some of the shit I say is cool enough or whatever to try and pass it off as your own but it's NOT YOU. IT'S ME. SO STOP. There are certain things on my profile that are MEANT to be copy and pasted and certain things that are just what I myself put down, and I've put up with it for a while but now it's really starting to get on my nerves! If you want to copy something and QUOTE me for it, or I've said something you agree with then CREDIT me damn it, don't pass it off as your own shit.

Honestly, God forbid some asshole should try and steal my stories one day if I'm getting annoyed by how many people are stealing my PROFILE. C'mon guys, be original. Fuck. B(

Psh.

This is the link to the infamous "Kishimoto Interview" where he says that he likes SasuNaru and might end the manga hinting at it. It breaks my heart to tell you guys this, but this interview is FAKE, most likely made up by some assholes on 4chan to fuck with fangirls. sigh but it's still nice to read and dream:

"Kishi Interview"

oh but fear not, for we do have the lovely Yuri Lowenthal (smexy english dubber for sasuke) on our side: Shout out to SasuNaru

And on the SasuNaru kiss? Teehee: Yuri for Yaoi

OMG! "ne0guardian" has made her own DOUJINSHI out of my story "Love Bites!"

I LOVE IT. LIKE WHOA.

Love Bites Doujinshi

the cover is to DIE for!

You will need a deviantart account in order to view the "mature" material.

HOLY SHIZZ!

IT'S FANART! X3

~Some of these contain mature material and you'll need an account on either DA or Y!Gal to view them~

Naru in maid's dress - by Qinni (DA) or Chirohi (Y!Gallery) for At Your Service

Caught in the Act - by starlightdevil (DA) starlightdevil (Y!Gal)

though the one Star drew for me had a little outraged Sakura in the corner, but DA deleted it, because they're homophobic assholes.

Sasuke Dragon - by dagrin666 (DA) for Beastly Callings

Not So Hard -by mah uke~ doodlelover (DA) doodlelover (Y!Gal)

Naru in a school girl uniform...being molested by Sassy-cakes - by kino-kuniya for Giggle Like a Schoolgirl

Laughs,Fights,Love - by MyKissofDeath (DA)

Naruto, Puppy Lovin', Sasu. Santa - by myseiioneechan (Y!Gal) for Puppy Lovin, Worst Santa Ever

Hot In Here - by inu-puppy-chan (DA) for Hot In Here

Playroom, Kit Naru, Pup Sasu, and Kakashi - by my secret lover (she doesn't know it yet~) Limbo (Y!gal) for Love Bites (Ch 3), A Fox and a Hound

SasuNaru: A Fox and a Hound - (OOOMFG ~drooools~) by MuseSilver (DA) for A Fox and a Hound

Sasuke in His...Position - (Hohohooo, yus~)by GaaraNumba1Fangirl(DA) for Worst Santa Ever (Ch 2)

His Nightby MuffinRuler (DA) for Midnight Fantasies (Ch 2)

I CRAVE MORE FANART NOW! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!

Pwease?

Are you a Seme or an Uke?

Quiz and find out!

My Results:

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with:Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke

Being darkalbino, I have many, many ukes. But the one that I claim as my very own? doodlelover X3

The infamous:

Sasuke Love Confession

you're not a real SasuNaru fan until you've seen this ;)

And really, if there was anything that ever hammered down my faith in SasuNaru, this was it:

Thicker Than Blood - Naruto and Sasuke

Only blind, misguided souls would DARE to have doubts after reading this.

darkalbino is proud to pimp for:

The Lemon Tree Parade

a collection fanbook of SasuNaru/NaruSasu stories and images from some of the best authors and artists of the fandom

Name: illi, dark, your pimp. Take your pick.

Gender: Fem - no wait! peeks in pants damn...still female

Orientation: Straight. Ramrod straight. Sorry girls, don't like the boobies, but I support you all the way! Grab those lady parts with pride, I'll watch from a distance. But yeah, I love boys, but more important than that, I love the boys with OTHER boys XD

Age: ha, old enough to know what i'm doing is bad and yet not care enough to stop

Lives in: Miami, FL, where the sun always shines bitches. KEEP your damn snow.

Hobbies: WRITING, Video Games, READING, Horse Back Riding, SLEEPING! GOD I LOVE SLEEPING v, parties, TV, chillin' with friends and fam.

Description:(grab a tissue cuz you're about to get a nosebleed) I'm Nicaraguan, tan skin, light brown eyes. Long, black, curly hair, not fat, but i've got curves and i love them. Only thing that sucks about me, i'm short, T.T 5'2", yeah, shut up, every person has their flaws! anyway, if you don't know me, i'm really quiet and drawn in, but if you DO know me, you'd swear i was on crack 98 percent of the time because i say random shit and do random shit and i'm wild and crazy and obsessed with yaoi and i have a very dirty mouth, i'm just not a healthy person to be around, but that's exactly why you wanna be around me! ;)

"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand."

-Randy Pausch (Oct. 23, 1960 - July 25, 2008), "The Last Lecture"

A truly inspirational man

The Last Lecture

Favorite Books (bold ones were AMAZING and are highly recommended): Go Ask Alice, My Sister's Keeper, A Clockwork Orange, Godless, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Nineteen Minutes, Memoirs of a Geisha, Night, Tithe, Valiant, Ironside (these three are a trilogy- and get this- the author likes YAOI!), Change of Heart, The Bell Jar, Interview With the Vampire (omg, if you have not read this book, then you are not LIVING! GO READ IT NOW!...but read my stories first! XD).

Favorite Movies: Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street, All Three Pirate Movies (you know the ones), Shrek (I don't give a damn what anyone says, Shrek is awesome), Across the Universe, Ask the Dust, Lucky Number Slevin, Hard Candy, White Oleander, Meet the Fockers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Lion King, Aladdin, Pocahontas (yeah, i like Disney movies, you know you do too), The Little Mermaid, Scary Movie 3, Music&Lyrics, Spanglish, Fight Club (best guy movie EVER! and since i love guys...), The Dark Knight, The Reader, MILK (HOMG!! THE GAY POLITICS!! 8D), Pulp Fiction.

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, S-cry-ed, Fooly Cooly (i had to watch the whole thing THREE times before i completely understood what was going on, but i love it!), Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, Wolf's Rain.

Favorite YAOI Animes: Naruto (cuz it SO is! XD), Loveless, Mirage of Blaze, Sensitive Pornography, Demon Diary (is a manga, but i wish it had been an anime X3 RenaefV/Eclipse was uber cute).

Favorite TV Shows: Degrassi: The Next Generation, About A Girl, South of Nowhere (even though i don't really enjoy watching girl/girl, this show is fucking AWESOME! Spashley is meant to be and Glaiden is fucking hot as hell!), Instant Star (i can't believe it didn't end with Jommy T.T), Whistler, Family Guy, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, lots of other sitcoms that I won't list.

Favorite Plays that I've seen: The Phantom of the Opera (seen it three times and i still love it 83), The Wizard of Oz, The Little Mermaid, Shrek, Wicked, Into the Woods, Slava's Snowshow.

Plays I am DYING to see: Equus, Avenue Q, Phantom of the Opera...again...hush you! that play is fucking amazing!

Plays I've read and loved: Ghost, Oedipus Rex (talk about IRONY, poor guy XD), A Doll's House

Favorite People/Bestest Friends (no particular order, i love them all equally): Cat, Tiff, Kiki, Rox, Zay, Drew, Mimi, Didi, Chi. Chi is very special to me actually n.n she's my favorite cousin, i love her more than words can describe, and she's the one who first brought me into yaoi when she gave me her Harry/Draco fic to read for my opinion. You all owe her for the stories i write today. Bow to her greatness! BOW TO IT!

Favorite Pairings (in order)

SASUKExNARUTO!! RJLWGMKSGJNJKSN MY FAVORITE PAIRING OF ALL TIME! MY OTP! NO ONE FANGIRLS OVER THEM LIKE I DO! >8D (Naruto)

RikuxSora (Kingdom Hearts I&II, they're so cute and so made for each other how can you not love them?)

HousexWilson (HOUSE. Fuck. That's hot.)

AxelxRoxas (Kingdom Hearts II, KH: 358/2, UNF.)

SetoxJou (Yugioh, it used to be my fav pairing before i found Naruto and i still like it, they're like opposites attract.)

LightxLawliet (L) (Death Note, SUCH a good pairing!)

Dark loves her some rival shipping 8D

Hated Pairings:

Sasukexanybody who isn't Naruto

Narutoxanybody who isn't Sasuke

Same goes for all my other top pairings. Everyone else, you can screw whoever you want, I couldn't care less.

Pairings I don't UNDERSTAND from Naruto (that I've actually SEEN stories about):

SasuHina: ...what? have they even spoken to each other? like at all?

GaaHina: (double take) honestly, who the FUCK came up with this?

GaaSasu: WTF?! (vomits) seriously, if you like this, you have problems. go see a shrink. immediately.

KakaIru: okay, this one i LOVE but still...doesn't make sense, they spoke TWO times in the whole show and one was not on too good terms. but whoever invented it is a genius XD

Sakurax any of the Akatsuki members: what the HELL? WHAT? WHY? she hasn't MET any of them...and helped defeat sasori...so...what?

GaaNeji: another hot one, but again...what?

TemaHina: alright...whoever came up with this one, give me the crack right now. because that it the only reason you would even THINK of some weird pairing like this. Hell, SAKUINO makes more sense than this.

OroKiba: -goes a sickly pale color- I...I don't even know what to say to this...

ShikaNeji: huh...?

My thoughts on:

M-PREG: er...if you like it, more power to you but to me...guys don't get pregnant, period.

YURI: I support it. 100 percent. I just don't read about it, girl on girl isn't really appealing to me, but i can handle it as a side pairing.

SHOTA: -blushes- uh...there's a reason it's called JAILBAIT guys. i won't hold it against you if you like it, but kiddie porn doesn't fly with me, sorry. now kiddie FLUFF, that's a different story, but not kiddie porn. you're not gonna think about doing it with the 'cooties' on your mind, you know? and it's just...not right.

INCEST:i'm half/half on this. i am a firm believer in that you cannot help who you fall in love with, but falling in love with family, though i believe it CAN be possible, i still think there are a lot of...pshycological aspects that can play into that. though i'll admit it's a guilty pleasure of mine sometimes. the first incest i read was about those twins from harry potter that my cousin Chi wrote, and it was very hot n.n

SasUKE: perpetual uke, "oh yeah fuck me baby" Sasuke? Yeah. Don't see it. Sorry.

Tentacles: ...Moving on...

Now things I HATE:

I HATE SPORTS. ugh. blech. ew.

I HATE WAKING UP EARLY. seriously, if I'm up before like 10 am, PMS kicks in whether it's "that time" or not.

speaking of which, I HATE "THAT TIME", the ONLY thing I cannot stand about being a girl.

I HATE MYSPACE.I just don't get what the HELL people spend EIGHT HOURS DOING on a frikin myspace. i think it's the stupidest thing, whatever happened to telephones people?

i find it sadly funny that this "omgwthstfu" can actually be considered a sentence now.

I HATE HOMOPHOBES and CLOSE MINDED PEOPLE. Some people are gay. And those people are awesome. Get over it.

I HATE RACIST/SEXIST PEOPLE. ARGH! IGNORANT. (lol, MJ)

I HATE "TWILIGHT" Yes, I said it damn it. Hell, I'll say it once more: I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT. I read the first book. Thought it was utter. crap. Then, I was goaded into reading the second book by my friend who's obsessed with the damn thing, who PROMISED it was better than the first book. So I read the second book too.

Utter. Crap. Under. More Crap.

Bella is a whiny, bitchy, pathetic, whimpering, clingy, worthless character. I hate her. With passion. And this is very sad, because the damn bitch isn't even real and she still pisses me off. Like Sakura from Naruto. It irritates me.

And EDWARD, ugh, God, where the HELL did he get his taste in women? And he's just as fucking clingy as Bella is, if not, he's fucking WORSE. Their "I can't live without you be with me forever and ever and ever and ever and ever" love SICKENS me. It makes me NAUSEOUS. Literally.

If anyone tries to make me read that twilight crap again, I will write an Edward/Jacob fic just for revenge.

Fuck Twilight. Fuck. I can name five ff writers off the top of my head who could write circles around Meyers, she writes like a sexually repressed twelve year old girl.

and fellow twilight haters must click HERE it is SO worth it, you will laugh. Hell, even twilight LOVERS will laugh.

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

i totally did.

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

...I don't think he HATES her...but I agree with everything else 8D

Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino

this is so frickin' true

darkalbino: it is. i can seriously sit with a fellow SasuNaru fan ALL DAY just going "isn't SasuNaru great?" "omg yeah! it's so hot!" "i know! they should totally make it real!" "it is real!" "exactly!" "omg! it's so great!" "yes!" "i mean they BELONG together!" "They so do!" and so on and so forth.

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino

If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

xX:I Couldn't Help Myself:Xx

I was born on the day of XigbarVexen

In the month of Zexion

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xemnas

And I'm Luxord + Saix year's old. You could also say that I'm Larxene+ Vexen+ Xemnas years old.

My favorite number is ZexionDemyx (haha)

But my lucky number is Roxas

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

anyone ever notice:

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:

darkalbino

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.Re-post

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST VIDEOS EVER. LIKE IN FRIKIN HISTORY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT CLICK IT IF YOU ARE NOT A DIE-HARD YAOI FAN!http://www.youtube.com/watchv=sB34s2Z1OLM&NR=1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D4VutbC9EKM A SasuNaru vid to the funny song "If I Were Gay", I completely laughed my ass off

These are the lyrics, not to important but whatever:

Here we are, dear old friend

you and i, drunk again

laughs have been had

and tears have been shed

maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay, i would give you my heart

and if i were gay, you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay, we would swim in romance

but i'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants

it's not that i don't care, i do

i just don't see myself "in" you

another time, another scene, i'd be right behind you

if you know what i mean

if i were gay, i would give you my soul

and if i were gay, i would give you my hole--

being!

and if i were gay, we would tear down the walls.

but i'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my--uh--hand!

we've never hugged

we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your "fist"

you have opened brand new doors,

get over here and drop. your. draaaaaawers!

lol.

IT'S SasukexNaruto AUDIO PORN!!

This (points to blue link above) is just about the CLOSEST thing we're going to get to SasukexNaruto porn, i stole it from "elegentmess" X3 sadly though, i found out that IT IS NOT THE NARUTO VOICE ACTORS! it's just a compilation of clips from different episodes that someone put together (although i have no idea where they got naruto's orgasmic scream from XD) but it's not real...i was crushed T.T...

How to get a SasuNaru fangirl off in 40 seconds XD SasuNaru

Sasuke, you bastard the only reason i am posting this, besides that it's funny, is specifically for the scene between 1:58 and 2:19. A mistake?...suuurrrreee it was Sasuke, sure it was...how the hell can you confuse Naruto's ass with his hand? XD

this HAS to be the most adorable thing i've ever seen! i couldn't keep the smile off my face! Lemon Tree SasuNaru

Marik's Evil Council of Doom (SOOO fucking funny!)

Excerpt: Marik: "Foolish fools! There ARE no women in yugioh! there are only extremely girly MEN! and i am the most girly of them all!"

Pegasus: -chuckle- "Keep telling yourself that."

Marik's Evil Council of Doom 2

Excerpt: Marik: "PEGASUS! Stop trying to molest children and help me think of a plan to defeat Yugi Moto! A plan so evil that even the CRUELEST and most RUTHLESS organization know to man won't be able to conceive of it!"

Bakura: "You mean 4kids?"

Marik: "Well I WAS trying to be subtle, but yes, that is who I meant."

Sasuke wants Naruto to... BEST. VIDEO. EVER. I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT! WARNING: I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DON'T DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH IT!

Shippuuden Ending 6 I fucking DARE you to watch this and tell me that it's not SasukexNartuo fanservice! i DARE you!

ah...as you can see...i'm a little too obsessed with SasuNaru -sweatdrop-

What Kisses Mean by Kiki and darkalbino:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

Recommended Fanfictions (SasuNaru mostly)

Spiral Falling SasuNaruSasu Multi-Chapter by Becca Amon

Hands down, "Spiral Falling" is one of the greatest, most beautiful stories ever written.

Choosing Who SasuNaru (OS) by gelfling

A Matter of Ramen SasuNaru Oneshot (OS) by IvvyMoon

The Perfect Boyfriend SasuNaru OS by IvvyMoon

Habitual Infatuation SasuNaru Multi-Chap (MC) by HieiAijin1410

Mine SasuNaru MC by Jelp

Lost In Translation SasuNaru MC by Rasengan22

Money, Sex, and Comfort SasuNaruSasu MC by Memorie

Crush NaruSasu OS by Sugahlei

The Animal Kingdom SasuNaru MC by Master of the Rebels

Merging SasuNaru MC by AtenaAlpha

Path to Perdition NaruSasuNaru MC by Makkura Arashi

The Bastard SasuNaru MC by Makkura Arashi

Come Home With Me SasuNaruSasu MC by MsKeller

Bless Me, Father SasuNaru MC by antilogicgirl

A Price to Pay SasuNaru MC by death.by.shuriken

Cake SasuNaru OS by cutiechibi

Behind Closed Doors RikuSora MC by Vash's Girl

The All Purpose Yaoi Naruto Fanfiction just for a laugh really XD by Ninja Shen

The Nerd NaruSasu MC by Animehead

Hibachi Birthday SasuNaru OS by Animehead

Trick or Treat? SasuNaru OS by Lada Hitam

Conviction SasuNaruSasu MC by QuestofDreams

I Love Teaching SasuNaru MC by writehanded

Sleepless Nights SasuNaru OS by Jelp

Nameless Desires SasuNaru MC by Jelp

The Demilitarized Zone SasuNaru MC by michelerene

Purging Your Life SasuNaru OS by michelerene

Talk To Me SasuNaru MC by Rasengan22

Let it Go SasuNaru OS by Rasengan22

Complete Me SasuNary OS by Rasegan22

So Good SasuNaru OS by Rasengan22

What Would Jesus Do? SasuNaru MC by heythatsmybike

Everyone's Got Secrets SasuNaru MC by Erisabesu

Neutral SasuNaru MC by CCMunki

War of the Libidos SasuNaruSasu MC by SmellzSick

Stuck In the Between SasuNaru OS by michelerene

Recommended Authors:

Rasengan22

Master of the Rebels

Makkura Arashi

michelerene

MsKeller

Ashi-Eiketsu

Jelp

Animehead

Now how about some awesomely awesome quotes?

"ARGH! YOU KEEP PUSHING ME OUT EVERY TIME I TRY TO SHOVE IT IN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN A VIRGIN!" -Kiki, while playing some weird finger game with our friend drew.

"Honestly, what's so fantastic about breasts anyway? They don't do anything, they're just...there. Now the elbow, that's sexy, it can bend." Mr. David Menasche, my 11th grade AP English teacher, a.k.a the greatest man in the world.

"My God, did you ever notice that when a little kid cries, liquid manages to stream out of every orifice of their body? I mean seriously, their eyes get wet and the saliva builds up and they pee because their crying. And then they do that thing where they use their ENTIRE arm to wipe some snot off their nose and wind up dragging the mucus across their face, which makes them cry even more. It's just a huge damn mess." -Menasche

"I hate glitter. I swear to God, I used that shit in SIXTH grade and I'm STILL picking off sparkles at thirty. Glitter is like the herpes of the art world." -Menasche

"-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either." -Menasche

-points to a Gaara pin on my ID lanyard- Look how cute he is! If I were gay, I'd totally hit that. Can you imagine what kind of things he could do with that sand? Just think of the handjobs!" -my friend Stefano

"A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'"

"Now, I know what you're thinking: Did I just compare the stock market to porn? And the answer is yes children, yes I did." -Mr. Margolis, my 11th grade history teacher, I cracked up when he said this to us.

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

"During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E."

"Dementia is caused be men. You see it's going fine in the beginning but once you get to men the rest is shot to shit."- Kiki

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow

"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?"

"Let me examine your prostate with my dick." -Ruuichan's bf XD

"If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work: "Nope, sorry, can't come in today - still queer." -teramiku

Anyway, all i want to write about is yaoi, cuz it's my anti drug, and it's what's on my mind through 90 percent of the day. I tend to stick to the Naruto fandom, because that's the only one i like to write about. I've pondered doing a Kingdom Hearts fic, and I might one day, but as for now, SasuNaru is all i want.

I'm for both NaruSasu and SasuNaru...but really lean toward SasuNaru most of the time XP What can I say? He's an Uchiha.

About my writing style: Well, my favorite genre to write is humor followed closely by romance. My longer stories tend to swing into drama and I try to stay clear of angst ( i don't like sad endings). My writing is simple, I don't like nor try using big, complicated words, though I don't like repetitive words so I may pull up a thesaurus now and again. I'm very self-conscious about my imagery skills and writing out a character's "inner thoughts" without them turning into a confused mess. But other than that, I think I'm a decent writer and my favorite thing to write is lemons so expect a bunch of those XD

I LOVE basing my stories off of books/movies/shows/songs/personal experiences, and twisting them into my own perverted versions. It's quite fun. Although i do come up with my own original stuff as well.

PROJECTS:

Since about eighty percent of my readers have been constantly asking about when I'm putting up what, I'm gonna go ahead and list what stories i have planned to write...er - so far:

Beastly Callings- IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS. BUT CO-WRITER IS BACK 8D

Colors of Sin- Adopted by AnimeFanGerl. I have to re-type the summary of the rest of the fic for her, because my flashdrive broke :(

Touch Me Numbly- Will be continued...someday...maybe...

Of Memories and Promises- IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE WRITTEN EVENTUALLY.

Love Bites- In progress. My current love, though I get blocked frequently. People love it and people hate it, but I'm determined to finish it.

Please Don't DO the Animals- Eventual story that was given to me by the great mind of "daydreamin345."

Here's the summary for it : Naruto is a young Zoologist, who accepts a job at
Konoha's Humanoid Zoo. There he meets Sasuke a humaniodwolf who is determined
to take Naruto as a mate. Watch as Naruto tries to survive a horny wolf, pervy
friends, and an overactive libido.

Little Leagues - Sasuke and Naruto are little league coaches. Sasuke playing the role of hardass, emotionless coach and Naruto as the supportive, "it's not about winning, it's about having fun" coach. But after Naruto loses his sponsor, the only choice both men have is to combine their teams to win the Little League Championship against the reigning champs, coached by Orochimaru (name of team yet to be decided.)

The Moon Also Sets- SasuNaru based on Disney's Pocahontas (totally spelt that wrong...)

Falling Down - Labels are not what define people. But they sure hold one hell of an influence. NaruSasuNaru based on the book/movie Girl, Interrupted.

Under Pressure- After Naruto survives an ambush and a failed attempt to have the Kyuubi torn from him, everyone finds the blonde acting not so like himself. In fact, he's acting like three different versions of himself. The jutsu that was used to steal the fox spirit did not fail, it was interrupted by Sasuke, who is back in the village and saved Naruto in the middle of the process. Trying to earn back the trust he lost, Sasuke takes Naruto to Tsunade for evaluation, and the woman asserts that Kyuubi was "half-pulled" out of Naruto. Suddenly, Naruto has ears and a tail resembling very much the nine-tailed fox's features. Tsuande places Naruto in Sasuke's care until she can find a solution to the problem, claiming that if Sasuke does this, he will earn his place back in the village.

Not seeing any other options, Sasuke accepts, but learns that if dealing with one mornoic Naruto is a pain in the ass, then dealing with three different Narutos is damn near impossible. One Naruto is himself, another acts as a childish, cutesy housepet, and the third is a wildly violent, dominant, and -cough- horny embodiment of both Kyuubi and Naruto, who seems to have quite a thing for Sasuke and has no qualms about expressing it. He's been torn into three different personalities, yet only one can control his body at the time, which can be told by his eyes: normal blue for himself, blue slits for "innocent naruto", and red for Kyuubi naruto.

Problems add on as Sasuke deals with his resurfacing feelings for the blonde, as well as more tails growing from Naruto. With each new tail that forms, Kyuubi Naruto takes over more often, posing as a threat to not only Sasuke, but the whole village itself. Can Tsunade find a way to seal Kyuubi back before all nine tails sprout? And if Akatsuki was not responsible for the attack on Naruto, then who was?

Plus, about a million one-shots that are way past overdue. Including:

-A sex-ed fic for Raelyn

-I would like to bring something to your attention. There is a tire and lube
section at my local WalMart. A tire and LUBE section. I don't think I need to
explain my thinking. So I would like you to write a fic about Naruchan and
Sasukun shopping in this section when Sasuke gets horny. I'm sure you can work
it out from there. -A message from AnimeVixen15

Ok so have you ever heard the song by R.Kelly and Usher called 'Same Girl'
and the remix including TPain?? Well I was wondering if you could make a
oneshot or story or whatever out of the song for me. I Had planned on doing it
my self but i dont think it would have turned out so well especially when my
mind is mostly on this SessInu story I'm doing. But anyway the main pairing
would be of course SASUNARU LoL cuz it's the best!! But I was just wondering
if you would think about it because it would be entertaining if you wrote it
LoL ! But you know if you actually do it um please listen to the song and get
back to me. Please and Thank you for this! -from SoSickOfNyQuil I love her so much cuz she seriously reviews my stuff ALL the time and is always blowing up my ego. Story will based on the movie "Dan In Real Life" X3

Caught Up In the Moment- drunk in Vegas anyone? -for "Aishi-Eiketsu"

Those Days- Companion fic to "These Nights"

Hot Springs fic for Bein Draug

SasuNaru comfort fic for Pshyco

Phone Sex fic for DannyWasHere

Mr. Brightside- Based off the song and music video for the Killer's "Mr. Brightside." Naruto and Sasuke work in a pleasure house. Both are entertainers but of different forms, Sasuke being stage presence through singing and Naruto's field being more on the "pleasure" side. They begin a somewhat awkward relationship, driven by lust, but evolves into something more as Sasuke grows less and less tolerant of Naruto screwing with people other than him, even though that's Naruto's job. It's romance/drama from Sasuke's POV.

I know there's more but for the love of God...I can't recall any of them. They'll come to me.

Reminders for Myself:

Service In Darkness - doodlebb

Demon!Fic - Vege

I AM NOT TAKING REQUESTS AT THIS TIME! LIFE IS BRUTALLY KICKING MY ASS AT THE MOMENT, HAVE PITY ON ME!

Reviews are love 8D