x- plays real solitaire because you can't cheat on computer solitaire
x- is nothing like what the government told you
x- plans on making EXXTTREEEMMEEEE CCCAAKKEEESSSSS for a living
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Mra-ha, I'm a girl, I'm only 13, and I think I'm a pretty damned good 13-year-old author, compared to those other fangirls my age who can't spell. Minor characters, underrated games, Final Fantasy and obscure pairings are my favourite things to write.
THE GREAT UNINTENTIONAL PURGE OF FANFICTION -- several of my submitted stories have been DELETED not because I DID IT ON PURPOSE if that's what you're thinking because this was not INTENTIONAL, and I TECHNOLOGY FOR HATING ME. Stories that have been slaughtered mercilessly (MEANINGFULLY STARES AT COMPUTER) will eventually be reposted, and most likely rewritten to be better. And I thought I FIXED IT BUT I JUST POSTED A NEW STORY AND IT'S GONE WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?!
WILL WRITE:
FINAL FANTASY XII
Balthier/Fran (he's shorter than her and they just LOOK good together)
Ashe/Basch (it's like Zelda/Link but with pant tassles and BASCHHH)
Vaan/Penelo (the way they interact is just SO DANG CUTE)
Tomaj.Filo (not very popular, but oh so cute)
LarsA.Kytes (OH COME ON LARSA WOULD SO BE INTO KYTES IF THEY EVER MET)
Al-Cid/sunglasses-chick (oozes amusment)
Ondore (HOT DAMN he's hot for an older character)
Espers (TOO COOL FOR SKOO')
Reddas/Elza (don't think it exists, but I like the idea)
Rikken & Elza (if you like to sail the sea than you are a pirate!)
Ba'Gamnan (JUS' 'CAUSE 'E TALKS LIKE BARRET)
Al-Cid (only my ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE)
Basch/Penelo/Gabsy (AHA BLAME THIS FANFIC I READ LAST NIGHT THAT IS AMAZING I'M HOOKED GO CHECK IT OUT IT'S IN MY FAVES)
FINAL FANTASY VII
Zack & Aeris (besides the fact that Aeris dresses like a teacher and dies so quickly it's almost pseudo-stealth-ninja-skillz, it MAKES ME CRY)
Cid & Yuffie (BANTERBANTERBANTER will be amazing)
Reeve & Yuffie (because?)
Rude & Tifa (when I found out he had a crush on her I think I DIED of AAHHH)
Cid & Shera (one of the few canon couples that a) survived and b) DOESN'T INVOLVE CLOUD)
Reno & Rufus (Rufus Shinra, so gay he's straight but not? (SORRY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR))
FINAL FANTASY X
Auron & Rikku (BECAUSE OF X-2'S SAMURAI DRESSPHERE AND RIKKU'S SONG AT THE END OF X)
Wakka & Lulu (ASLDJHGSTHEYHADAKIDOMYHGHG)
Seymour (blue-haired creeps are awesome like that)
Aeons (Ifrit's voice singing the Fayth makes me melt)
Tidus & Yuna (I liked the Sad Ending in X-2 best because she learned to move on and it's bittersweet and AMAZING even though FFX-2 played Yuna like a bad fanfic)
Paine & Shalua (okay, okay, it's a crossover, but they're the best butch ff characters out there)
Nooj & Rikku (BECAUSE IT'S CUTE)
Baralai & Nooj (aha. ahahahah. ha. it's cute?)
Rikku & Gippal (Auron/Rikku/Gippal love triangles, EPIC WIN)
FINAL FANTASY IX
Freya & Armanent (BESIDES THE FACT THAT ARMANENT IS MY LIFE it's my FFIX OTP...YEAH)
Zidane & Garnet (Melodies of Life makes me DIE of happy)
Steiner & Beatrix (knights and best friends and other for ever and ever)
Vivi & Eiko (the selections might be all VIVIDIESEIKOISAPRINCESSAHAcliche but it's cute)
KINGDOM HEARTS
Sora & Riku (pshhfft. it's so canon it's not.)
Riku & Kairi (if the game hadn't happened and Sora had died or had an affair with Tidus? (AHSORRYGUYS))
Roxas & Namine (it's adorable)
Marluxia & Namine (I KNOW IT'S SICK AND TWISTED IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS, BUT I LOVE IT)
Marluxia/Vexen (PSEUDO-SCIENCE-LOVE!!)
Xigar & Luxord (BFF4LS!!)
Luxord & Selphie (well, besides my DIEHARDSELVINEFANGIRLING I think they'd be AH-MAH-ZING together)
Zexion & Demyx (zemyx- it SOUNDS good)
Chip & Dale (DISNEY BROUGHT IT UPON THEMSELVES)
Lexaeus & Saix (I had this dream where they were married because Twilight Town legalized gay marriage, so now I'm obsessed)
DARK CLOUD
Fairy King (AHAHA my life. "People will think we're HICKS.")
Ruby & King (...so he hates her... so?)
Osmond & Xiao (AAHAA THIS IS fun)
Goro & Toan (aha. ha. aahha. don't shoot me?)
FINAL FANTASY VIII
Selphie & Irvine (VIIIOTP4LIFE)
Seifer & Quistis (he is INTO HER don't deNY it)
Squall & Rinoa (it's so very lovey-dovey-angsty and wonderful and RINOA PLUS SPACE-SUIT KINDA MAKES ME LAUGH sorry)
Zell & Squall (I can see them singing Pop! Goes My Heart)
RENT
Angel & Collins (PSSHHFFFT it's love)
Mimi & Roger (they just embody ANGST-RIDDEN-FLUFFY-LOVE)
Maureen & Benny (BEeause Taye and Idina are adorable together)
Maureen & Joanne (TAKE me babbbyyy or LEAAAVVVEEE MMEEE)
FINAL FANTASY VI
Locke & Terra (aahhhh, Terra would be my real life BFF)
Locke & Celes (I don't know what to say about it)
Edgar & Terra (because he's not DASHING to her and that's AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S DASHING)
HARRY POTTER
Lucius & Narcissa (because they OBVIOUSLY LOVE EACHOTHER)
Ted & Andromeda (I don't even know how to explain how much I love them)
Percy & Oliver (because they're both so into each other?)
Remus & Tonks (oh my goshsky it's the greatest thing since sliced bread)
Sirius (because he's so damn hot as Gary Oldman)
THE DISNEY VAULT
HOLAY crap what is it. Is it, like, some hidden room in Disneyland Orlando where all the Disney classics are locked up with armoured doors, eleventy-billion-number-long key-locks and guards equippedwith uzis protecting them?
"CINDERELLA HAS BEEN RESTORED BUT WE'RE ONLY RELEASED IT FOR TWOOOO DDDAYYYSSSS AND IF YOU DON'T BUY IT WE'RE GOING TO LOCK IT UP IN THE DISNEY VAULT UNTILL YOU DIE AHAHAHAHA ISN'T THAT MAGICAL, KIDS?"
When Walt Disney gets unfrozen, he'd better have a bone to pick with them Disneyland managers.
may your house not explode :)
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