x- plays real solitaire because you can't cheat on computer solitaire
x- is nothing like what the government told you
x- can name the Jackson 5, but not the Jonas Brothers
YOUTUBE ACCOUNT -- http://www.youtube.com/user/Catemonster -- I update it obsessive-compulsively. AMVs are my thing more than writing is.
I'm a girl, I'm only 14. Minor characters, underrated games, Final Fantasy, and obscure pairings are my favourite things to write. And maybe one day, I'll get around to writing some Jak & Daxter.
WILL WRITE:
FINAL FANTASY XII
Balthier/Fran (he's shorter than her and they just LOOK good together)
Ashe/Basch (it's like Zelda/Link but with pant tassles and BASCHHH)
Larsa/Kytes (OH COME ON LARSA WOULD SO BE INTO KYTES IF THEY EVER MET)
Al-Cid/sunglasses-chick (oozes amusment)
Ondore (HOT DAMN he's gorgeous for an older character)
Espers (TOO COOL FOR SKOO')
Reddas/Elza (don't think it exists, but I like the idea)
Rikken & Elza (if you like to sail the sea than you are a pirate!)
Ba'Gamnan (JUS' 'CAUSE 'E TALKS LIKE BARRET)
Al-Cid (only my ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE)
Basch/Penelo/Gabsy (AHA BLAME THIS FANFIC I READ LAST NIGHT THAT IS AMAZING I'M HOOKED GO CHECK IT OUT IT'S IN MY FAVES)
Reddas/Jote (end of Ridorana, when he (censored spoiler), it flashes to her first. even if they never met...)
Reks/Penelo (love it)
Vossler/Ashe (so bittersweet)
Balthier/Penelo (newest ship, it's too cute)
ZELDA
Link/Zelda (princess and her knight for life.)
Midna/Link (okay, she's really annoying in the beginning, but I really like her)
FINAL FANTASY VII
Zack/Aeris (are you an angel?)
Cid/Yuffie (the banter will be amazing)
Reeve/Yuffie (because?)
Rude/Tifa (when I found out he had a crush on her I think I DIED)
Cid/Shera (one of the few canon couples that a) survived and b) doesn't include Cloud.)
Reno/Rufus (Rufus Shinra, so gay he's straight but not? (SORRY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR))
Reno/Zack (it's love)
FINAL FANTASY X
Auron/Rikku (BECAUSE OF X-2'S SAMURAI DRESSPHERE AND RIKKU'S SONG AT THE END OF X)
Jecht/Rikku (I just love it to bits)
Wakka/Lulu (ASLDJHGSTHEYHADAKIDOMYHGHG)
Seymour (blue-haired creeps are awesome like that)
Aeons (Ifrit's voice singing the Fayth makes me melt)
Tidus/Yuna (I liked the Sad Ending in X-2 best because she learned to move on and it's bittersweet and AMAZING even though FFX-2 played Yuna like a bad fanfic)
Paine/Shalua (okay, okay, it's a crossover, but they're the best butch ff characters out there)
Nooj/Rikku (BECAUSE IT'S CUTE)
Baralai/Nooj (aha. ahahahah. ha. it's cute?)
Rikku/Gippal (Auron/Rikku/Gippal love triangles forever)
Wakka/Rikku (they're just sooo... platonic? I dunno...)
FOLKLORE
Keats (OH MY GOSH HE'S LIKE MY IMAGINARY HUSBAND.)
Keats/Ellen (it's SO CUTE)
Herve/Cecilia (Cecila's flippin' scary, but otherwise, it's kinda cute)
OKAMI
Ammy/Waka (he's so French and they're so made for each other)
Kai/Issun (she'd bring him down to earth)
Issun/Sakuya (but really, yes.)
Oki/Samickle (it's just so... cannon...)
OKAGE
Stan/Rosalyn (STAN IS JUST SO LOVABLE)
Ari/Espros (because I said so. and it's the only Okage yaoi I enjoy.)
James (I want him as my butler. NO REALLYYY)
Stan/Linda (she's totally got the hots for him.)
Kisling/Rosalyn (...just... don't... I don't know... lone fan?)
FINAL FANTASY IX
Freya/Amarant (BESIDES THE FACT THAT AMARANT IS MY LIFE it's my FFIX OTP...YEAH)
Zidane/Garnet (Melodies of Life makes me DIE of happy)
Steiner/Beatrix (knights and best friends and other for ever and ever)
Vivi/Eiko (the selections might be all, but it's cute)
JAK & DAXTER
Tess/Daxter (okay. so he's kind of an animal. details.)
Jak/Keira (because YOU KNOW IT'S CUTE)
Sig (too cool for you, chilli peppers)
Vin (eeee, he's such an insane little spazz!)
Jinx/Vin (...there's something about it that's just so appealing)
Damas (oh, he's so... Damas... (this is Sparta!))
Pecker (um. flying monkey-bird. 'nuff said)
THE SAGES! (oh they are all so geeky (maybe not the Red Sage...) and I love them all)
KINGDOM HEARTS
antisora/repliku (!!) (IT'S LOVEEEE)
Sora/Riku (pshhfft. it's so canon it's not.)
Riku/Kairi (if the game hadn't happened and Sora had died or had an affair with Tidus? (AHSORRYGUYS))
Roxas/Namine (it's adorable)
Marluxia/Namine (I KNOW IT'S SICK AND TWISTED IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS, BUT I LOVE IT)
Marluxia/Vexen (PSEUDO-SCIENCE-LOVE!!)
Xigar & Luxord (BFF4LS!!)
Luxord/Selphie (well, besides my DIEHARDSELVINEFANGIRLING I think they'd be AH-MAH-ZING together)
Zexion x Demyx (zemyx- it SOUNDS good)
Chip x Dale (DISNEY BROUGHT IT UPON THEMSELVES)
Lexaeus/Saix (I had this dream where they were married because Twilight Town legalized gay marriage, so now I'm obsessed)
Aladdin/Zexion (you know it's amazing)
Vexen/Larxene (411 yeeaahhh)
DARK CLOUD
Fairy King (AHAHA my life. "People will think we're HICKS.")
Ruby/King (...so he hates her... so?)
Osmond/Xiao (AAHAA THIS IS fun)
Goro/Toan (aha. ha. aahha. don't shoot me?)
(I haven't played Dark Cloud 2.)
FINAL FANTASY VIII
Selphie/Irvine (VIIIOTP4LIFE)
Seifer/Quistis (he is INTO HER don't deNY it)
Squall/Rinoa (it's so very lovey-dovey-angsty and wonderful and RINOA PLUS SPACE-SUIT KINDA MAKES ME LAUGH sorry)
Zell/Squall (I can see them singing Pop! Goes My Heart)
RENT
Angel/Collins (PSSHHFFFT it's love)
Mimi/Roger (they just embody ANGST-RIDDEN-FLUFFY-LOVE)
Maureen/Benny (Because Taye and Idina are adorable together)
Maureen/Joanne (TAKE me babbbyyy or LEAAAVVVEEE MMEEE)
Mark/Joanne (hidden obsession...)
FINAL FANTASY VI
Locke/Celes (I don't know what to say about it)
Edgar/Terra (because he's not DASHING to her and that's AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK HE'S DASHING)
Setzer/Celes (mm... Setzer...)
HARRY POTTER
Lucius/Narcissa (because they obviously love each other)
Ted/Andromeda (I don't even know how to explain how much I love them)
Percy/Oliver (because they're both so into each other?)
Remus/Tonks (oh my goshsky it's the greatest thing since sliced bread)
Sirius (because he's so damn hot as Gary Oldman)
SQUIRRELDEMORT.
Ron/Hermione (IknewitIknewitICALLEDITBEFOREDHmwaha)
TWILIGHT
Well. I used to like Jacob/Leah, Alice/Jasper, Carlisle/Esme and Emmett/Rosalie.
But the Breaking Dawn happened.
Can you say 'bad fanfic'?
At least is gave us Garret/Kate and MARCUS (!!)
SLY COOPER
Sly/Carmelita (Duh)
Bentley/Penelope (teenage mutant geeky turtles forever)
Murray/Neyla (...no idea...)
LES MIS
Javert/Eponine (they both met such tragic ends. they deserve each other so there)
Val Jean/Fantine (ooohhh it's so cuuutteee)
Mme T/M T (oh the Therandiers. MASTER OF THE HOUSE.)
Marius/Eponine (WHAT IS HE STUPID YET HOW DOESN'T HE NOTICE EUUHHH)
Enjolras/Eponine (cute and quaint.)
Marius/Cosette (it's really the only canon we have)
THE LIST OF THINGS I WILL NOT WRITE FOR UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
NO, REALLY
Cid/Vincent (Final Fantasy VII. Can you say 'explosion of testosterone?')
Bella/Edward (Twilight. They're whole relationship just screams MARY-SUE. The only things they can talk about are the Volturi, turning Bella into a vampire and their LOVE)
Jacob/Renesme (Twilight. seriously, what the hell.)
Tidus/Rikku (Final Fantasy X. They're relationship is so brother/sister to me, I can't see it.)
OCs (They almost always end up being Mary-Sues, wether you like it or not. There are a few good ones out there, though.)
Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter. 'What do you want to name this child, Harry?' 'James' 'We have one named that.' 'Lily' 'That too.' 'Albus Severus.' 'How about Fred?' 'Albus. Severus.')
Balthier/Ashe (Final Fantasy XII. It puts me off, no clue why.)
JUST BECAUSE I WON'T WRITE OR READ THEM, DOESN'T MEAN I'LL FLAME THEM.
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OTHER
I'm a lazy bum who sucks at updating.
I was kicked out of girl scouts on my third day.
CURRENT ADDICTIONS
Foreign Films
Backstreet Boys
Billy Joel, David Bowie
80's music videos
The jive.
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