-A figure looks up from her keyboard, then smiles and waves-

Hi, I'm Hemlock Dalise, you can call me Hemlock. There's a story behind that name, but it's boring.

So you want to know a bit about me? Okay.

I Am...

British (pass the crumpets)

Female

So not interested

A driver in the greenpower F24

Not stupid

Not telling how old I am.

I Like...

Danny Phantom

Mint

Full Metal Alchemist

Dried Mango

DMFA

Terry Pratchett

Doctor Who

Jess Idres's work

Artemis Fowl

Darren Shan

Transformers

And loads of other animes and books, try me, I've probably heard of it.

I draw and roleplay too.

I Don't Like...

Hatemail, I'm a person too, think about how I feel when you write how evil I am. Denouncing me as the Devil's sidekick makes me laugh though.

Tea/coffee (blech!)

Chatspeak/1337, can you understand that garble? I thought so.

Plaigarism, being inspired by my work I can handle, but get your own ideas!

Coursework. -shudders- (insert thunder and lighting SFX here)

I Have...

Blonde hair (actually, make that ginger, or brownish, it changes colour) and brown eyes

A Danny Phantom fanaddiction

A collection of Doctor Who books

Two younger brothers and a dog. Or was that a dog and two pet idiots?

An angel named Charlie, and two figments named Dan and Mark. I'm not sure about Mark, he suddenly appeared.

Some fun Quotes!

(Strange converstion on the phone:)

"What's with you today, you're madder than usual?" - Me

"I'm hyped up on Coca-Cola." - Em

"Em's on Coke!" - Me

"Keyboard not attached, press F4 to continue." - Unknown

Find Me At...

DeviantArt http://hemlockdalise.deviantart.com

My Work...

In Progress (may never be done, if you like the idea feel free to use, giving me a little credit though) :

4th May 2007, Danny Phantom. Danny goes for a checkup, but there is something wrong, he's way too cold, and the doctors don't know it's because he's half ghost. Can he keep his secret safe?

6th May 2007, Danny Phantom. Sam and Phantom are caught together, and the next day the headline makes Sam an A-list girl, but how will the others cope?

7th May 2007, Danny Phantom. Danny Phantom has been captured in a Fenton thermos, at the same time Danny Fenton disappeared, now, over fifty years later, the thermos breaks and he sees the world in the fiture, and returns to Amity Park.

7th May 2007, Danny Phantom. Danny Phantom is on trial... For the murder of Danny Fenton. This may go two ways, so I might have to do two. Either he is protesting his innocence, or laughing maniacally about how his human half is gone. Adopted from Cordria.

24th May 2007, Danny Phantom (again). AU, Danny is feared throughout Amity Park as the ghost boy who enjoys scaring people, just like many other ghosts. Of course, most others don't have a power reading that makes them nearly invulnerable. Then he meets Sam, who doesn't scream and run, and he can't seem to get her out of his mind. A haunting ensues.

27th July 2007, Danny Phantom (this is getting predictable). Danny goes for a fly... in his human form. What chaos ensues when Maddie spots him?

Finished:

You can see all of these below, but here's an overview.

NEED TO BE REDONE SO BADLY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY:

Maybe, Danny Phantom, the town thinks Danny Phantom is bad, but can a little girl's cry for help change that?

Vlad's Birthday, Danny Phantom, San, Tucker and Danny send Vlad a birthday present.

Phantom Hero, Walker has done it again, Danny Phantom is feared throughout Amity Park. Well, Tucker and Sam will have to do something about that.

NOT AS BRAIN-KILLINGLY BAD:

Pillows, Not-really-fluff pointless oneshot, Sam and Danny have a videogame war, and it gets a little out of control...

Rules, Another pointless oneshot, Danny-ish POV, contemplating how the world bends for him now that he's no longer part of it.

Minidrabbles, Little oneshots that I have written, but would like to see expanded into real stories.

1. Graves, Danny Phantom is attending a funeral, but whose?

2. Tears, Maddie stumbles across the Ghost boy, in Danny's bedroom, and makes a startling discovery.

3. Appointments, Danny goes for his checkup at the doctor's, but since he's not entirely human, there's a slight problem.

4. Homecomings, A preview of a story mentioned above, but also a plot bunny for anyone to expand on, Danny's been in the thermos for a hundred years, and on the anniversary of his capture the thermos cracks...

Disclaimer...

Hey, Sing it with me!

Danny Phantom isn't mine

So just you try and sue

I live in England, I'm a girl,

do I look like Butch to you?