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Author has written 10 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Hellboy, and X-Men. Name's Jinx- that's all you need to know. Not my age, height, weight, gender, hair/eye color, or my social security/credit card number. Story favorites: I'm a huge comic book fan- especially dark horse comics like Hellboy, the Shadow, and others (like Dick Tracy or the Spirit). I also write parodies in classical stories. Training- I know boxing, kickboxing, kempo, and a bit of ju jitsu. (So the insane perverts who are looking for a target better not even THINK about tracking me down). Oh yeah- and here's an anonymous poem that I found on someone's fanfiction profile. I found it really funny. Feel free to copy and paste it to your profile- it's anonymous. If You Wish To Flame Me -Anonymous If you wish to flame me, For no good reason at all, You couldn't help but blame me, If you "accidentally" fall. For if you say it's too short, And write a letter of complaint, I'm afraid I'll have to retort, Without a bit of restraint. And if you say it came late, And bug me about the next chapter, You will (on a later date), Be run over by me on a tractor. Should you happen to think, My grammar is askew, I'll have to tell you without a blink, "Hey buddy- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!" So if you wish to flame me, And call me all sorts of names, I'm afraid you'd have to blame me, If you find your house in flames. Anyway, if you're looking for a story- here you go... Note from 1/7/08 Ally is done. She isn't coming back... she's staying far away from computers. Unfortunately the League/BPRD sequel is far from done. Hopefully I will get to work on that ~Jinx Note from 1/24/08 Sorry everyone! After a hiatus, I am back, and ready to take a crack at my stories again. With one new chapter up for Family ties, and one more on the way for Hellboy and the Fraud Squad, and possibly another story starring yours truly... Jinx Author is BACK IN BUSINESS! Thanks to all for being so patient and supportive. :) ~Jinx | |||||||||
1. Hellboy and the Fraud Squad » reviewsAs retaliation for sorting through Hellboy's paperwork, Kate decides Hellboy should tag along with a very familiar group of teenagers and their talking dog for a mission. Hilairty insues.Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 1-27-082. Angry Phone Call reviewsWho's calling the director of Hellboy 2 with a complaint? I'll give you a hint: She's *expecting* to beat him up. M for language.Hellboy - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete3. Family Ties » reviewsMy attempt of a Hellboy holiday fic which crosses over into the Xmen comics. Rated K, simply because it's got HB in it.Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-24-08 - Published: 12-7-07 - Complete4. Ally In Cyberland » reviewsWhat happens when a modern day Ally gets sucked into a wonderland inside her own computer? The prologue is really short but the chapters are decently sized. Rated K for slight reference to drug use.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-5-08 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete5. Weird Cuisine 101 reviews4 Short BPRD tales dealing with their weird food experiences around the world. Hellboy, Abe, Liz, Kate, and Johann nobody was spared. Not for the weak stomached.Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-21-076. Gambit's Torture reviewsPoor Gambit gets a lesson in responsibility when he recieves a mechanical baby simulator. Oneshot, and pretty darn funny.X-Men - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-07 - Complete7. The Trouble With Technology reviewsThis is a cute story showing how technology can break enemy barriers between Nightcrawler and Toad...even if the enemies don't know it's each other right away. Complete story, Rated T for use of one swear word.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-07 - Complete8. Movie Night at the BPRD reviewsKate convinces the gang to watch their own movie. Hilarity insues. No Plot Spoilers miraculously in this Oneshot.Hellboy - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-07 - Complete9. BPRD: Meet the League of Extraordinary Gents » reviewsWhat happens when Hellboy, Abe, Liz, and Kate go to England and meet Mina Harker, Allan Quartermain, Captain Nemo, Doctor Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde...? Rated T for language and violence. CompleteHellboy - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete10. Shopping for Hellboy reviewsA oneshot story about our beloved demon getting new clothes. Hope you enjoy it!Hellboy - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-25-07 - Complete
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