All of my stories will be put on hold due to computer troubles! Thank you.

Well, lets see. What to put. How about...I'm AnimeFreak but you can call me ani (annie). Hmmm... well,

Likes: chocolate, candy, soup, candy, chicken, puppys, candy, kittys, candy and candy. did I mention candy? I also like other stuff( candy) but it'll take too long (candy)

Favorite Pairings

Naruto-ItachixSasuke(who cares about incest? go ItaxSasu!), ItachixGaara(adore it!!), NejixGaara(love it!!), DeidaraxGaara(woooo!!), MadaraxItachi (YES!! WOOOO!!), PeinxItachi(woot!), NarutoxGaara (ok), SasukexGaara, TemarixItachi, TemarixNaruto

Loveless-RitsukaxSoubi(won't stand for any other one)

Tactics-KantarouxHaruka(once again, won't stand for others)

Least Favorite Pairings

TemarixGaara (eww they are siblings!wrong, wrong, WRONG!!), HinataxNeji (same), ShinoxHinata, GaaraxHinata, any other odd pairings, SasuxSaku, only in Bring Me to Life though, gaaraxany girl. no. im sorry but he would kill all of them. ItachixSakura, Itachixany girl, same thing as gaara.

New Stories I am Working On

This is a new section for new stories that kinda pop up in my head.

New stories Possibly: well, i have had ideas. scroll to bottom to vote. will also be on fanfictions.

Favorite Lines

Anything in the Naruto Abridged series. If you would like to watch them, go to youtube and in search type naruto abridged series episode 1 (or 2, 3, 4, etc up to...whatever number they're at right now)

Well, there I'm done for now. Well actually, not really.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ok, as I promised, here is the section where I will keep you updated on my stories

Accidental: On Hold until further notice

Visitors: On Hold

Ultimate: On Hold until further notice

Help in Unexpected Places: On Hold

Unknown Sibling: On Hold until further notice.

Never Before: working on it, I have up to the middle done.

The Survivor: On Hold.

Nightly Urges: ok people i am workin on the new chap but it is fucking long so screw off

I'm sorry I've put most of my stories on hold, but I've switched to the yaoi side, and since most of my pairings, well, all of them, are straight, I don't really want to write them anymore. If nothing else, I'll put them up for adoption for any who want to continue them, but they have to give my recognition. And I get to beta them. Sorry.

Another Added Section for Story ideas. Please vote cause they're coming along, but they wont be updating as often as the others.

Well, I have some ideas, but I really only have them down on paper. If I plan on writing them up, I'll let ya know.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o.\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Gaara

2. Madara

3. Pein

4. Itachi

5. Deidara

6. Sasuke

7. Deidara

8. Neji

9. Kisame

10. Yondaime(i think thats how you spell it)

11. Naruto

12. Zetsu

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Um...once I do believe. it was fucking HAWT!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OH FUCKING HELLZ YES!! BIOTCH HE IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST IN THE SERIES!!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...wow that would be really awkward. I wonder what their children would look like o.o

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Ahaha ah yes, yes i do. Gone Gold Fishin is fucking great! GREAT!! and yes, I have even read some of itaxkisa DON'T JUDGE ME

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

yeah, yeah it would be pretty good I guess. I'm more partial to ItaxSasu or ItaxMada but hey, that one is good too.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

...that would be odd both ways. DeixKisa? DeixYondaime?? I don't know. um...DeixKisa. It's slightly less odd

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

what if deidara walked in on Madara and etsu having sex?? well, I'm not really sure how they got to that..point in their relationship (how did they even get a relationship??) but I think dei-chan would look like 'O.O ZOMFGWTFBBQ' and then faint or run away XD

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Pein swore to himself that he would love no one. He couldn't. He shouldn't. He wouldn't. He was a God. Gods don't love. Or so he thought, until he meets a certain Hokage. Will Pein let himself love? Or will they both meet a lonely, bitter end

There ya go.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Oh fuck yes!! NEJIXGAARA IS ONE OF THE ALL TIME BEST PAIRINGS OUT THERE BITCHES!!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

...DeidaraxZetsu??

We're both considered freaks...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

YAY!! ITAXGAARA HAVE HAWT SMEX!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

As for plot line..um...uh...Itachi finds Gaara alone one night, hurt and crying (hes like...Kazekage age or something), takes him to a cave, comforts him, they confess their love, have sex. There.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I'm not sure but I think I do...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

uh...I believe so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

omfg I don't think so, probably they would, and by god i fucking hope they do.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

uh...no clue I don't know the character that well, I just know he's hawt and awesome

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bring Me to Life by Evanesence. IT FITS DON'T JUDGE

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

GaaraxSasukexZetsu...

Warning: EXTREME OOCNESS AND HAWT NOT-A-PLANT ZETSU

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

...I don't know!

"Hey, wanna taste the rainbow?" it was either that or "Wanna take over the world together?"

THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

In possible order: Gaara, Itachi, Madara, Pein, Sasuke, Naruto, Deidara, Neji

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

GaaraxNeji GaaraxItachi ItachixPein ItachixMadara ItachixSasuke SasukexGaara NarutoxGaara DeidaraxGaara

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Once, Itachi, in my home when no one else was there

5. Have any Naruto merchanidice?

Sasuke plush, a giant gaara poster, a giant naruto cast poster, 2 other gaara posters, and 4 other posters with naruto characters on them. also, 2 headbands, a suna scroll pencil case, an akatsuki hat, cloak, and Itachi's ring and necklace

Have you ever felt that you are destined to be with a Naruto character?

Um...not really. I just consider all my favorite characters my pets. BONDAGE PARTY!!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru. Seriously is this even a question? I hate Sakura she is a fucking useless bitch till shippuuden, but then she is still annoying. Some sasuxsaku is OK but other than that SasuNaru all the way

9. Which team is your favorite?

Sand team or Team Gai or perhaps the Akatsuki..is that a team?

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Hellz no. 1) obito got crushed by a fucking rock. 2) tobi's eye is on the wrong side, and technically Obito didnt have any since the one on Tobi's side got crushed and the other got removed. No. It's stupid

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes. There is even proff that he is! it's called MANGA!! gasp the horror -.-

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

mmmm Itachi or Madara or Pein or Deidara. In that order!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Eh, half and half I guess. I believe I'm more pro than anti now though

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Pretty much. I haven't been watching shippuudon lately cause it is fucking boring, but I have read the episodes in the manga

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

yes, on the internet!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

I think he has ADD, OCD, Schizophrenia, possibly has down syndrome, and yeah.

17. Sub or dub?

sub definitely. They sound kooler in japanese.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

FUCKING ANTI-SAKURA!! THE BITCH!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

eh, half and half. I guess more funny, but he really isn't funny. Lately he's all, serious I'm-gonna-kick-your-ass.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

yes

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ugly geek. nerds are fucking cool AND I AM ONE. he is retarded well not retarded but have you seen his outfit?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

haku already has that covered, um...other than that, i read this one itaxpein... and this one gaaxnaru...

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

eh, he's ok

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

gaara is always OOC. it works. neji sometimes mabye.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

I'm fucking obsessed. did you really have to ask?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

yes, yes I do. i have most of em on hold DON'T KILL ME and two new ones im...kinda workin on.

27. Do you like lemons?

hell yes!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

kinda. my mom knows some and can pronounce most of their names. I'M SO PROUD!! my dad can't pronounce naruto correctly.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

HELLZ YES!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

no duh

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yeah, I got both of my friends hooked, and then they in turn got me hooked on yaoi, then i got my other friend hooked on yaoi!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

no I can't draw worth shit

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

see above answer

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yes life, no grades. i can multitask!!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

a little, but not really

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

no

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

hellz no that retarded. It is SO obviously ! everyone knows that, jeez

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

see answer for question 32.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

kinda. I say he looks more like a messed up sonic the hedgehog with hand-wings

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

maaaabye...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

...isn't it fucking obvious? yes, it has.