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since: 04-28-07, id: 1265325, Profile Updated: 11-07-09
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Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift, uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!

- Mary Elizabeth Frye

I've just recently changed my pen-name from Ri-16-chan to DX-Dynamite.

Oh and just have to mention this but Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho is awesome!!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Personality:I can be loud or quiet but get really hyper when I have sugar especially cake!!= sometimes nice and really smart though lazy, and other times evil,crazy,smart, and plotting destruction..while still being lazy, and I can be very random.

Gender: Female

Likes: Church ,Batman, WWE(Wrestling), skittles, popsicles, quotes, poetry, quizzes, manga/anime) pokemon, chocolate, harry potter, and green tea.

Dislikes:Pink, dresses, seafood, eggs, ham, steak, any time of lunchmeat really except for turkey, and thing I hate the most is school.

Favorite Naruto characters: The whole Akatsuki (Yes all of them, though Itachi is my number one), Haku, Zabuza, Gaara, Anko, Jiraiya, and Kakashi(And also some others but these are my top favorites.)

Favorite Inuyasha characters: Sesshoumaru, Rin, Kanna, Naraku, Jakotsu and Bankotsu.

Favorite Yu Yu Hakusho Characters: Kurama, Kurama, Kurama, oh and did I mention Kurama?,Hiei, Yomi, and Koenma.

Favorite One Piece characters: Nami, Sanji, Zolo, Luffy and Ace.

Favorite wrestlers/divas: Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, C.M Punk, Matt Hardy, Trish Stratus(even though she's retired) and Natalya Neidhart.

Favorite Harry Potter characters: Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix LeStrange, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin (These are just my top, I do like other characters too.)

Favorite Batman characters: Batman(Bruce Wayne), The Joker, Alfred, Robin (Tim Drake), Nightwing(Dick grayson).

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.

42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.

44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (Why chris why?)

46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, DX-Dynamite

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh! actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, DX-Dynamite

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

1. The crazy Adventures of the Akatsuki » reviews
Konan wins a free trip to the beach and she can bring 7 friends. But they have to walk all the way to the beach. And Tobi dubs it an adventure. What will happen next? Of course only randomness and chaos can ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Akatsuki & Tobi - Complete
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