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1. HAPPINESS ON BOTH SIDES » reviews

Written for the HGLM exchange on LJ. When a striking, platinum-haired lady avails herself of the services of Hermione Granger's curse breaking agency, little does Hermione suspect that her life is going to change most dramatically.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-09 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.

2. Sentimental Education » reviews

HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband’s death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,029 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

3. LUNCHEON ON THE GRASS » reviews

SSHGLM threesome - don't like, don't read! The war is over. Hermione feels she deserves a holiday in Paris with her boyfriend Ron. That might be a bit of a mistake -- Death Eaters go there, too, and Snape and Malfoy are out to catch them. Mayhem ensues.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,078 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 4-18-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

4. FROM SPARTA TO SYBARIS reviews

The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-4-09 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete

5. FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN » reviews

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,668 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 12-11-08 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete

6. Once in A Lifetime » reviews

Sequel to The Canterbury Handfasting. Written Pre-DH. LM/HG/SS threesome and implied slash - please don't read if you're under 18 or dislike any of the above. Lucius and Hermione get married. A throwaway comment by Ginny gives Hermione naughty ideas...

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-25-08 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete

7. Till Death Do Us Join » reviews

Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,022 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-24-08 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.

8. BLANK PAGE » reviews

Post-war, DH compliant, EWE. Severus Snape is making a life selling illicit potions and blackmailing people. Hermione wants to save him from himself and enlists Lucius's help. Written for a prompt by shiv5468, more HGLM than HGSS

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,460 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-1-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

9. A Series of Five or More Ficlets » reviews

One-shots, written for prompts that were given by fellow fanfic writers. Pairings are SS/HG, SS/HG/LM not exactly a pairing , LM/HG. Mostly humorous.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,032 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-2-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

10. The Men that I Used to Sport with » reviews

Written for the ss hg winter exchange 2007/8. Threesome fic - don't like, don't read! Summary: If you want something to remain a secret, don't tell anybody about it. So why is Harry surprised when somebody uses the Resurrection Stone andbrings back Snape

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,017 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-14-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

11. Bermuda » reviews

WARNING: This is a HG/SS/LM threesome fic. If you're under 18 or don't like threesome stories, don't read it. -- War heroes aren't always treated as they ought to be. If they're getting too uncomfortable, the government might even try to hide them away.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,838 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 2-6-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.

12. Bugged reviews

Oneshot, based on a prompt received on LJ. Lucius, Hermione, the wedding night and... The Luggage

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete

13. Doing It Right reviews

Oneshot based on a prompt received on LJ. Narcissa hands Lucius the divorce papers, because she's having an affait with... ?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-07 - Narcissa M. & Lucius M. - Complete

14. Et Tu, Brute reviews

Oneshot based on a promt received on LJ. Hermione buys Malfoy Manor, in order to turn it into the new S.P.E.W. headquarters. What is Lucius going to do?

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.

15. The Canterbury Handfasting » reviews

Hermione is working for the MoM as a public prosecutor. When a defendant proposes to trade a wellkept secret for a more lenient sentence, the only one who can corroborate the story is Lucius Malfoy. But things don't exactly go as planned...

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 5-29-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.

16. Surprising Results of a Very Secret Conversation reviews

Hippogriff Polo, intrigues and, possibly, romance

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-1-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete

17. The Rules of Pureblood Courtship reviews

Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-1-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete

18. The Law of Universal Gravitation reviews

A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,383 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-1-07 - Hermione G. & Lucius M. - Complete