Harry Potter :Fave Pairings:

Harry/Pavarti Patil

Harry/Female Blaise Zabini

Harry/ Pansy Parkinson

Harry/Tracy Davis

Harry/Daphne Greengrass

Harry/Nymphadora Tonks

Harry/Bellatrix Lestrange

Harry/Narcissa Malfoy

Harry/Rowena Ravenclaw

Harry/Fleur Delacour

Harry/Gabrielle Delacour

Smallville: Fave Pairings:

Clark/Lois

Clark/Chloe

Clark/Alicia

Naruto: Fave Pairings:

Naruto/Fem-Kyuubi

Naruto/Anko

Naruto/Kurenai

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Tenten

Naruto/Hana

Five Fave Fics:

This Means War - By Jeconais (Harry Potter)

White Knight, Grey Queen - By Jeconais (Harry Potter)

Half Animal, Half Man - By Nebkreb (Harry Potter)

Entwined Tails - By MountainWind (Naruto)

Bungle In The Jungle - By JBern (Harry Potter)

Quotes:

1) True, but while a herring is just herring, a good cigar is a Cuban...

2) Sanity is what the ignorant claim they have, much like intelligence...

3)It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird...

4) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings...

5) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car...

6) I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and assume they deserve it...

7) Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly...

8) There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats...

9) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter...

10) If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough of it...

11) Eagles soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines...

12) The person who can smile when something goes wrong has probably thought of someone to blame it on...

13) ...and the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do," but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?..

14) When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it...

15) It took them a while, but as their numbers dwindled from eighty to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry...

16) A lot of people say that the world would be a better place if everyone was like them. But dude seriously, if everyone in the world was like me we'd be in a whole lot of shit...

17) You know your drunk, when you have to hold on to something to lie down on the floor...

18) A man who smiles when things go wrong, has someone to blame it on...

19) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills it's pupils...

20) Women are like parking spots... All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped...

21) Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway...

22) There are no stupid questions... Only stupid people...

23) You laugh because I am different! I laugh because I just farted!

24) Flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing it...

25) Though hard work never killed anyone, why take the risk?

26) You tried your best, and failed miserably... The lesson here is to never try...

27) Everyone needs to believe in something... I believe I will have another beer!

28) Everyone is entitled to an opinion, yours just sucks!

29) I could've eaten alphabits and crapped a better essay!

30) I'm not racist! I hate everyone equally!

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You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Followith this link if you believe in the lemon!

http://writingcenter.teamsoad.com/index.php/topic,19068.0.html

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If you ship Harry/Hermione, cut and paste this into your signature:

Somewhere in the world, two aardvarks are humping.

Let’s start a new, even more inane, internet trend.

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One of the best out games out there, join today!

http://www.fallensword.com/?ref=1494322

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I found this really funny ass gif about what a yaoi story would look like between Naruto and Sasuke, i really did laugh alot so check it out, if you dont laugh then either you are a fangirl who actually would like the pairing(more power to you) or we just dont have the same sense of humor, oh well. http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2399/nynjaofthenyghtgp8.gif

If you laughed you're ass off at this then repost it in your profile! :)

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The Blonde Test 20

Okay then, for every question wrong you get 10, if you read this then paste in your Bio with the percent.

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road,and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone,the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?

7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9.) Two coins make up 35 cents the first coin isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) My threee favourite words in the dictionary are angry, hungry, theres two. What is the 3rd word.

Answers:

1) An orphan has no parents.

2) It's a 1-story-house.

3) A pine tree has no leaves.

4) 2: Websters, and Dictionary.

5) A widow has no husband.

6) Bread.

7) Water.

8) Cellular Wireless is a CELLULAR phone company.

9) The first coin is a dime, the second is then the quarter.

10) What, is the third word, W-H-A-T.

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Story Quotes:

1) “And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat,” Naruto tells the remaining Genin from their observation room. “For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on,” Kiba adds with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression.

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~Rest in Peace Toonami~