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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. "For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." -Jasper Whitlock pg. 301 of Eclipse by: Stephanie Meyer Links for Good Things Come In Small Packages: Elaina's alcove nursery: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b5PCnmRp050/SX3QcfzqRgI/AAAAAAAAAEU/VlmJAF2E2ZM/s1600-h/girl+nursery11.jpg Elaina in her baby bouncer!:http://www.mystrollers.com/assets/Product/Images400/E8E0622D086A418BA88A58D7C37C2296.jpg Elaina's Mobile: http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/143/b/AAAAAnhV4nAAAAAAAUOyMQ.jpg Elaina sleeping (isn't she cute?!): http://www.creative-baby-nursery-rooms.com/image-files/sleeping-baby-1.jpg Elaina's Stroller! (Cute huh?): http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h1Cu_1Trz08/Rk1QB8zmXZI/AAAAAAAAA3s/o0iPTYGg134/s400/SoloDLuxePink.jpg If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. SIGHS Isn't my avatar pretty? J2LUK (Just to let you know): If Jasper were real he would be MINE and NOT YOURS!! (okay so I'm still on a laughter high, so what? Bite Me! Wait unless you're a vampire, JK.) OKAY!! IT'S OFFICIAL!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JASPER TOO! MY SECRET IS OUT!! (DON'T TELL EDWARD, BUT I MAY PICK JASPER OVER HIM SOMETIMES! TEE HEE) okay, so maybe I am high off of laughing, AGAIN. So WHAT? I don't CARE! Hi Guys!! A big thanks to those of you who leave reviews!! Just want to let you know that I looove when people read my fics and leave a review. I'm a sucker for fluffy fics with a lot of romance! I'M BACK!! The fourth chapter in A New Day is UP!! Finally! Also I am looking for a new BETA. Any help? IF YOU ARE SHARPENING YOUR SPORK TO GO AND HURT RUSSELL BRAND FOR CUTTING OFF ROBERT PATTISON AT THE VMA'S, JOIN THE MOB AND COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! go sporks! Current Projects: A New Day: I'm working on it! I've got some writer's block, but the next chapter should be up very soon! Encouragement helps! Karaoke Night: Okay, so its a stupid title. Anyway it's not up yet, but it's basically a twilight one shot about how Alice gets a karaoke machine and wants every body to help her test it. It will also be song fic-ish. ( By that I mean it WILL include songs and their lyrics!) Bella and Edward will have a duet to "Hate that I Love You" by Rihanna Feat. Ne-yo. I love that song. Name: Why do you care!! Nickname: Wrong Thought (I didn't pick it my friends did, I think you can tell why) :o) Birthday: It comes around at one point in mid October. Best Friends:Shiny Volvo Owner 20, GIGHearts, & Joyce. A NOTE OF ADVICE:DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT BETRAY YOUR FRIEND BY STEALING THEIR CRUSH/BF OR GF!! IT WILL HELP YOU AVOID MANY PROBLEMS WITH FRIENDS AND HELP YOU KEEP YOUR FRIENDSHIPS STRONG!! DON'T FOLLOW TYRANNY!! Fave Books:Any Harry Potter book and/or Twilight book. Fave Actors:Uh, this list is kinda long. Starting with Robert Pattinson, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Lutz, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, James Phelps, Oliver Phelps (Unfortunately no relation to Michael Phelps, the swimmer, whom I looove!), Matthew Lewis, Patrick Dempsey, William Moseley, Liam Aiken, Michael Cera, Kenny Baumann, Brandon (Bug) Hall, Mark Ruffalo, and Jon Heder Fave Actresses:This list, is also somewhat long. It starts with Emma Watson, Anna Popplewell, Natalia Tena, Bonnie Wright, Ellen Page, Shailene Woodley, Molly Ringwald, Brenda Song, Ashley Tisdale, Reese Witherspoon, America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn, Alexis Bledel, Blake Lively, Ellen Paige, Ashley Green Fave Food: Chicken strips (lol, inside joke.) Fave Song: I don't have any. I love a ton of songs! I mainly like alternative music i.e. Fall Out Boy, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Metro Station, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Hoobstank, Panic @ the Disco, Yellowcard, Three Days Grace, We the Kings etc., etc., etc. (Just to name a few of my faves) I also like listening to Akon, OneRepublic, Cascada, Blackeyed Peas, Fergie, some Ashley Tisdale, Indina Menzel (yes, from Wicked), James Blunt, Mariah Carey, Chris Brown, some Ne-yo, Sean Paul, The Fray and Linkin Park. My favorite songs change from day to day so I say I don't have one but here are the names of some of my current faves oh, and sometimes I bring back some of my old faves. Edward By Shannon Thomas-- OMG this song was MADE for TWILIGHT! For those of you who have not heard it, GO HEAR IT! It is BRILLIANT!Fall Back Into my Life by Amber Pacific-- I love it! It reminds me of New Moon... Siren on the 101 by Over it-- This song is awesome! Music Shuffle Thingy 1) How does the world see you? 2) Will you have a happy life? 3) What do people really thing of you? 4) Do people secretly lust after you? 5) How can you make others happy? 6) What should you do with your life? 7) Will you ever have children? 8) What is some good advice for you? 9) How can you make yourself happy? 10) What do you think your current theme song is? 11) What does everyone else think your current theme song is? 12) What song will they play at your funeral? 13) What type of men/women do you like? 14) What is your day going to be like? 15) Why are you here? 16) What will people remember you for? 17) What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow? 18) Why are there people waiting outside to take you away? 19) What will this year be all about? 20) If you reached the top of mount everest you would scream: 21) The next time you stand up infront of a group of people you will say: 22) Your message to the world: 23) Your deepest secret: 24) Your innermost desire: 25) Your oldest memory makes you think: 26) Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include: 27) When you wake up in the morning you mutter: 28) Right now your feelings are: 29) The day you fall in love will be the day that: 30) You scream during kissing: 31) You'd describe your best friend as: 32) Your friends describe you as: 33) In an elevator you are most likely to yell: 34) Your philosophy in life is: Current Status: Single :o( (I'm working on that) Current Squeeze:OKAYY! I am soooo into this guy and I don't even know his name! I met him on the Grizzly River Rapids at Disney's California Adventure on August 17. He was soooooooooo cute! Brown-Blonde hair, wonderful smile (Even if he did have braces blue and red, alternating, for those who are wondering) and most inportantly BRILLIANTLY DAZZLING Green-Grey eyes! I fell in love with them! He was wearing plaid shorts and a navy blue shirt. He was also wearing black sunglasses, so I didn't see his eyes until the end of the ride, which was when we got to talking! I have been thinking about him non-stop. I just can't get him out of my head! My new favorite rides there are The Grizzly River Rapids and Soarin' Over California, which came up in our conversation. Ugh, I should have asked him his name! and /or where he came from!! I am so stupid! Or at least I feel that way! It has been this way for a year. Random Facts: (I am insanely RANDOM! And just a tad odd. The randomness outweighs the oddness. Hehehe, confused?) I wish I had Emmett Cullen and Jasper Whitlock (Hale) for my older brothers. :o( I only have a younger sister. She is highly pestiferous. no brothers. I can sing the animal crackers song all the way through. Yeah, I know I'm awesome. I love british accents. hehehe. I can do a pretty good impersonation of one myself. I also enjoy people wth british accents. ie. Robert Pattison! 'Nuf said. I have animaginary friend named Flabio, who enjoys tacos, pizza and SALSA. Olay. I enjoy saying 'I don't know'. I am constantly bored. I get a kick out of waving a figure of Santa Claus in people's faces and saying or screaming... 'TELL THE TRUTH TO SANTI CLAUS!!'. I think singing the Little Einsteins theme song is entertaining. Like I said, I am odd and random. I am a fluent spanish speaker. Si. I speak espanol. Hmm, but I have issues reading and writting it! Idk why. I am Switzerland! Yay! for neutrality! I think the spork is one of the world's greatest inventions EVER!! Fave Pairings:(This list goes on for a while :o) Just to let u know I like slash, but not femme slash...I know I'm weird like that! (LOL) Oh well. Twilight: Edward/Bella OMG!! In the movie Edward is going to be sooooo hot. Guess who plays him...the same dude who played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!! Robert Pattinson!! Ehmahgawd!! He has sexyliciousness!! I looove this pairing. If only Edward were not a vampire then I'm sure their love would be even stronger. :o) BTW Edward is sooooo perfect! Whoopsie almost forgot an undying and never ending amount of support to this pairing and all who support it!! GO TEAM EDWARD!! BITE ME!! Jasper/Alice Alice and I would be friends...she loves a good party as much I do! As for Jasper I'm not sure, but the guy who is playing him is interesting...he plays guitar! He's also very cute! I Loooooove him! ME LOOOOOOOVEY JAZZY!! WHOO HOO! Emmett/RosalieYeah, Emmett would be my buddy if I were a vampire! He's funny. Before Rosalie's confession in Eclipse I used to think that she was a b-tch to Bella. I'm okay with her now...kind of. Carlisle/Esme Well duh they're like married!! I don't think it needs any more explanation. Okayy...I do have issues with Jacob/Bella for a few reasons. First off, Jacob could give Bella heat stroke. There's something about that that bothers me. Second, I just don't see him with Bella. This list could go on for a while, so I won't bore you.Oh, yeah andhe left her for the pack. I know he has to, but still Edward would not to that to Bella. Yes, as some of you may have noticed Jacob/Bella is one of the only noncannon pairings that I support. I was quite attached to it during New Moon...but like all good things...they must end at one point. Vampire Acadamy Rose/Dimitri THE BEST V.A. PAIRING! hands down. I love them! Undying support! Lissa/Christian Rose/Adrian Rose/Masen C.S. Lewis/Narnia Peter/Susan...I absolutely AH-DORE this pairing. This is one of the only exceptions that I will make for brother/Sister pairings. I love William Moseley!! So hot!! Only thing is he is 21, way older than me and way out of my league :'o( Support by the Billions and Trillions!! Edmund/Lucy...I love this pairing. Again one of the only exceptions that I will make. Sadly there are no fics in this area, but if I am lucky I will be the 1st to put one up!! Support by the thousands LAST and CERTAINLY least: Prince Caspian/Susan...I have mixed feelings toward this pairing. I will only read this if there is nothing to do and I don't wish to read Peter/Susan!! In my opinion it is okay. Just the way it is! NO FLAMES!! 25 percent support. Please read the quote below: "We never really worked anyway. After all, I am thirteen thousand years older than you" -Susan from Prince Caspian Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione Yes I'm a Harmony shipper. If you have a problem with it deal with it. It is like the Best Pairing ever!! 130 percent support. Neville/Luna sooo cute! Absolutely 125 percent support! (I love Neville!) Draco/ Hermione I only like this pairing with a "changed" Draco 98 percent support Harry/Ron (Yes, I'm a slasher!) It entertains me! 95 percent Harry/Draco "" "" "" "" 95 percent Harry/Draco/Ron = awesomeness!! Like what could be better than a threesome?? I only occasionally read Ron/ Hermione!! I absolutely DO NOT totally support this pairing!! (GABBY THIS MEANS YOU!!) 2.5 percent support Pushing Daisies: Ned/Chuck Wonderfullness!! I looooove the show! They are awesome, however I don't think "pie maker" is in my list of future jobs! Oh yeah and I DON"T like the guy who plays Ned whoever he may be. 100 percent support! P.S. What I mean by NOT liking him is that he is not appealing to me...sorry for the confusion about me thinking Lee is a bad actor which he totally is not, he's good. I just don't like him for me!! Sorry About That!! Bourne Identity/Supremacy: Jason/Nicky 100 percent support High School Musical: Troy/Gabriella 99 percent support Troy/Ryan (Yes, I'm a slasher!) It entertains me! 86 percent support My new interest: Gabriella/Ryan!! If you don't like this pairing please no flames. 95 percent support Troy/Sharpay 99 percent support Jason/Kelsi 100 percent support Life With Derek: Edwin/Lizzie This is one of the only exceptions I will make for Brother/Sister!! 84 percent support Grey's Anatomy: Derek/Meredith 100 percent support George/Izzy 65 percent support Alex/Ava 73 percent support Juno: Juno/Bleeker!! Need I say more!! Pride and Prejudice: Elizabeth(Lizzie)/Mr. Darcy I loooove the 2005 version. Mr. Darcy is very "interesting" there! Jane/Mr.Bingley :o) Ugly Betty: Betty/Daniel 100 percent support Betty/Gio (AKA SANDWICH BOY!!) 100 percent support Betty/Henry 98.5 percent support Wicked: Elphaba/Fiyero I LOOOOOOOOOVE this pairing!! 100 percent support Nessa/Boq I love it!! 99.99 percent support! The Clique: Claire/Josh...GO CLOSHNESS!! (What more do u need?!) 99 percent support Claire/Cam... Yeah whatevs. 79. 7 percent support Yeah about Claire/josh/cam fics, well...if you put them together it makes CLASH which pretty much describes it! not that I don't like them I just have trouble picking josh or cam! A Series of Unfortunate Events: Klaus/Violet!! LIKE AWESOMENESSSSS!! Yeah this is another one of the only brother/sister pairings that I allow within my favorites and I like them together! Liam Aiken anyone?? I LOVE him! Okay so maybe I also like William Moseley...so sue me!! Oh yeah almost forgot... Support by the trillions!! If interested in any of these pairings and search for a particular fichaving to with these pairings andI guarantee that you will findat least one in my favorites. Although if you try to find anything other than Harry Potter fics you will have to look closely because that is what I mostly read. Thanks Guys, MLJ \m/(.)_(.)\m/ (>")> Rock on Chickadees!! P.S. Booya! P.P.S. I'm awesome, what's your excuse? LOL! My favorite pin says that! P.P.S.S. I can be very hyper when I'm in the mood to be hyper. I love playing 'crazy me' where I laugh really hard giving me an energy rush!! Yeah, my friends really love me! LOL! P.P.P.S.S. Yeah, there's alot more left...keep reading!! Good Luck! P.P.P.S.S.S. Oh, whatever is in a different font style or in parenthesees are my own special comments, so if you do copy and paste please delete them. THANKS! :o) My fave sayings: I'm awesome! What's your excuse?? EEEEP!! So?? Whatevs!! Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... AWESOMENESS!! Skadoosh! (Kungfu Panda stole it from us!!) (Yeah, we need to get copy rights...hmmm.) Bubbles No, really?? I never would have known!! (Say in sarcastic tone) Don't be makin' fun of my buddy (My "buddies" include Emmett Cullen (Whom I call Emm or Emmy), Jasper Hale (Whom I call Jazzy), Jacob Black (occasionally. It depends on my mood andwhat book I'm reading.) I call him Jakey! Dory from Finding Nemo, Flounder from the Litte Mermaid and Sebastain too, Tigger and finally whoever I consider funny at the time I say this!!) So, I'm special! Not my problem if you're not! LOL!! SAY WHAT?? Why?? HOLA!! Wicked!! Emahgawd!! I HEART THAT!! Who made you queen/king?? Aye Ya ya-Eye!! Me Lovey Jazzy! What would Emmett do? End of Fave Sayings :( Favorite Twilight Quotes: Bella: "You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." Emmett: "Fall down again, Bella?" Bella: "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Edward: "How much do you mean by 'a lot', exactly?" Edward: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" Bella: "What a stupid lamb." Edward: "What a sick masochistic lion." Edward:"Is it naptime already, Alice?" Bella: "Something that Edward didn't want me to know. Something that Jacob wouldn't have kept from me." Save The Olympic Wolf Edward: "Amazing, how can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Alice: "It's a talent." Bella: "I'm sure I still have boundries--like the continental U.S. for example." Edward: "What did you do to this?" Bella: "It didn't want to come out of the dashboard." Edward: "So you felt the need to torture it?" Bella: "You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally." Edward: "You killed it." Edward: "The outside world holds no interest for me without you." Emmett:"I'm really glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun withyou around." Alice: "Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teenyist bit prone to overreaction?" Bella: "Er...so, I'm still alive." Edward: "Werewolves constitute as a risk." Bella: "Okay, I believe that. But I want you to know something-when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I'm out. I am a neutral country, I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes." Edward: "Well, don't be offended, but you smell like a dog." Alice: "Sorry, he paid me off." Bella: "How?" Alice: "The porsche. It's exactly like the one I stole in Italy." Jacob: "We made it, not bad for a prison break, eh?" Bella: "So what's the latest pack scandal?" Edward: "I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often." Jacob: "Can I ask you something?" Bella: "That depends on what you want to know" Jacob: "I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything-- I'm honestly curious." Bella: "Fine go ahead." Jacob: "What's it like-- having a vampire for a boyfriend?" Bella: "It's the best." Jake:"Well...I was wondering...do you...y'know kiss him?" Bella: "Yes" Jake: "Ugh." Jake: "Do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Edward: "Did you two get in a fight?" Bella: "No, I didn't fight with Jacob. Much. Why?" Edward: "I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." Paul: "Are you gonna eat that hot dog?" Jake: "I guess, I'm so full I'm about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won't enjoy it at all though." -sigh- Paul: -hands ball into fists- Jake: "Sheesh. Kidding, Paul, here." Jake: "And you didn't even stay up to watch me swallow a cow. No, I'm glad you liked it. It was...nice for me, having you there." Alice:"I have forseen..." Jasper:"She was there-- expecting me naturally. She hopped down from the high stool at the counter as soon as I walked in and came directly toward me. It shocked me. I was not sure if she meant to attack. That's the only interpretation of her behavior my past had to offer. But she was smiling. And the emotions that were emanating fom her were like nothing I'd ever felt. 'You've kept me waiting a long time,' she said. Alice: "And you ducked your head, like a good southern gentleman, and I'm sorry ma'am." Jasper: "You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." Alice: "This hostage stuff is fun!" End of favorite Quotes :o( If you think the TWILIGHT series will rule the universe one day (hopefully when I am queen! JK) copy this onto your profle!! IF YOU AH-DORE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN (MY EDWARD) JUST AS MUCH AS I DO COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ROCK IT!! EDWARD CULLEN: Dazzling you since 1901 EMMETT CULLEN: Stronger than you since 1916 ALICE CULLEN: Predicting your future since 1901 JASPER WHITLOCK: Calming you since 1843 ROSALIE HALE: More Beautiful than you since 1916 27 Random things I learned from reading Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the bouquet, while resisting the wine. Me: So, whatcha doin'? Me Again: Talking to you Me:Really?? Me 2!! Both: Awesome! If you have the tendency to talk to yourself copy this onto your profile!! IF YOU'RE HYPER, LIKE BEING HYPER AND ARE HYPER ALL THE TIME COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! IF YOU LIKE EXCLAMATION POINTS COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! If, for any particular reason you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy this onto your profile! If you want me to be queen one day copy this onto your profile!! Just kidding, but if you want to go right ahead! Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (If you are confused the first time you read this, its ok, your not alone) If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Yeah...Jackson Rathbone. Jasper. Stefan Salvatore. Paul Wesley. 'Nuf Said.) If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yup!! so proud!!) 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, and would LAUGH if i ws completely DESTROYED copy and paste this to your profile (I don't have one!!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy andpaste this into your profile. (Yeah totally, just guess...Emmett...Jasper...=awesomeness) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, there I am queen!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar withyourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.(hmm, maybe I'm queen there!) Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!! (Yeah, save the animals! For vegetarian vampires of course! JK!) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. (o.o) If you have ever begged your parents for something so much they get frustrated and buy you the thing you were begging for copy and paste this to your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile(I know I do LOL) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !! i'm a smart person yay ARE YOU? Cpoy and pstae tihs otno yuor pofilre!! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, DJizcool, ktkitty4, ME LOVEY JAZZY 98 percent of teenagers have either smoke pot or tried to smoke it. If your one of those 2 percent, copy and paste this to your profile (='.'=) SUPPORT THE BUNNY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side! (We have cookies :D) You know you live in the 21st century when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (LOL that was funny...) 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. (What's the point?) 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. (hehehe) 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. (hey im lazy) 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (if my boss is my mum, definitely) 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. (So true :D) 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. ( : ) 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. If you didn't read the sentence above and copied and pasted it into your profile anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253 If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that reminds you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and and paste this into your profile. If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Hey! That's confidential! What is said on FF stays on FF!) If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever talked to/argued with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. You know you're obsessed with the Twilight Series when: Disclaimers are stupid. I'm obviously not Stephenie Meyer. If you're a Jacob fan, you can just go shoot yourself in the foot. (like I said I have issues with Jacob! Even if I am Team Switzerland!) If you're an Edward fan, I completely agree with you and am certain you are a wonderful person. (Yup, already convinced!) If you don't know who Edward and Jacob are, then leave. Seriously. Go. Now. (I'm not joking!) WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to yourhealth. Not that you care , Bella ;) Real men Sparkle... I like my men cold, dead, ...and sparkling. When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire. Bite me... you know you want to! Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk. Kyrptonite doesn't bother me either. Well, It's no irritable grizzly... I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN (Yeah Totally!) AV is Addictied to Vampires If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight its NOT funny no more, copy and paste. If you yell at your computer when news about the Twilight movie is posted C&P If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile If you walk around your house talking to your self about somthing that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile(Yeah! and I get these wierd looks from my parents. You know they're thinking of taking me to see a shrink...WITHOUT JASPER! Do they wish to rip my heart out??) If you think Barney should stop stealing Fred's pebbles, Copy &Paste this onto your profile If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, like I said comepletely CONFIDENTIAL!) If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (I wish they did... sigh) copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time) If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. (Laughs count too!) If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, BellaxEdwardforever95, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY -If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (Jasper too! Why is there soooo much discrimation against him??) IF YOU LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get super upset and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. (JASPER TOO!! STOP THE DISCRIMINATION!!) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Jasper too!) If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony (or Bella, but that's another story), copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes. I will. Like I said Edward, Bella and Jasper. I don't care about what my husband says!) If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight are fat headed wannabe fans, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile. (Right NEXT TO Jasper! And Emmett.) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.(yup, I threw the book at the chair and I started jumping up and down yelling 'How could he do that?! That lying little two faced, insolent, mind-reading, double crossing, Bella-hurting, Filthy stinkin' ritch, blood sucking, parasitic Leech!' for about ten minutes. I'm proud of myself! Hmm, I bet Jakey would be too!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Does that also count for mental death? Because if it does too late. I died mentally when I met Edward AND JASPER!) If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy and paste this int your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Haha, I hear Edward talking in my head ALLL the time...we have daily conversations) I'm the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump andsplash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. OMG: since Edward is a perfect angel (me: sigh), and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. Then every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. (me: this is makes a lot of sense) And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward..." and it was all goood. (me: uh-huh. no arguements there!) ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear himcurse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. If you think child abuse is wrong and needs to stop, copy and paste this into your profile Please Read the Following: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Try not to cry. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month One Mommy I am only eight inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Everytime I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definetly tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It's so warm and nice in here. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Three You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you cant hear me. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Four Mommy My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs I am becoming quite good at it too. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats ambortion? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I dont like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I cant get away from it! Mommy! HELP ME! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Month Seven Mommy I am OK. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Mommy, why didnt you want me? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Every abortion is just... One more heart that was stopped Two more eyes that will never see Two more hands that will never touch Two more legs that will never run One more moth that will never speak. Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies. If you are against abortion copy and paste!! (Hmm, If I had a son, his name would be Edward.) My name is Nora try not to cry on this one: A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. I find "good morning" contradictory My heart? Yeah. Not a playground. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!) Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon I think I could be madly in like with you Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips! Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to) A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, dang I'm gonna miss you Buddy In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". You know you're obsessed with Twilight when... 1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times. (I'm workin' on it!) 2) You own all above mentioned books. (I do.) 3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and 4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site. 5) You have reread a lot of these pages. (Si.) 6) You read fanfiction about Twilight. 7) You write fanfiction about Twilight. 8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says 9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out. 10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a 11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, 12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight 13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off. (Josh, you best watch out! JK!) 14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk 15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for 16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you 17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something 18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, 19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing 20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a 21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever. 22) Your personal motto is, vampires are friends, not scary. (LOL! Fish are friends, not food!) 23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people 24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought 25). You are constantlyy thinking of something Twilight related, and sometimes you even talk about what you were thinking of to yourself. (Yes, I do. I find it to be a very good pass time.) 26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information 27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns 28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean 29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website(No, MSN, but when I have my own computer it will be!) 30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series (Yup, it has the whole Culen family on it!) 31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008" 32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition (I wish I did! only special edition. :o) 33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it 34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books (FOR SHAME!) 35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them (And I do.) 36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines 37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die(Yay! He didn't though!) 38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care (I don't give a da-n!) 39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're phsyco 40). You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter (Yeah, and I'm a Potter fan!) 41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown (A/N: That Again that depends on when when you read the books.) (I didn't read the books until 2008, but I still had to wait about a month, which was pure torture!) 42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown (Yes, why yes I did! And I'm proud of it!) Copy and Paste this on your profile if, you too are obsessed!! TOP 14 REASONS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH EDWARD CULLEN Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are just as obsessed!! A2ACB means you are addicted to all Cullen Boys (Copy and Paste if you too are addicted.) If whenever you see or hear the name "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward (OR JASPER), from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you trip over something and the first thing you think to yourself is "I just had a Bella Moment" copy and paste this onto your profile. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. How ever, if I’m hot, then I’m a -shudders- werewolf. I’d rather be cool. Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever had mutiple dreams about the Twilight series. After i read new moon i hated jacob black!! I wanted him to die!! And after i read eclipse, I wanted to kill him mutiple times!! I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD (Yes, I was going to go after him and HURT him!) After I read Eclipse, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass! If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, la chiave al mio cuore, The Lion Loves his Lamb My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying andplotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever groweled at, hissed at, or bitten people due to the fact that vampires growel, hiss, and (sometimes) bite people. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(Mwah Hahahaha! Wow, I really need to go be devious now. BYE!) I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you actually figure out the dates of EVERYTHING that happened in Twilight. Crazy is when you begin to change the names of your stuffed animals that have been named for as long as you can remember, to Twilight names. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I can Really, Really, Really, REALLY hate Jacob Black sometimes!! (Especially after I finish rereading New Moon or Eclipse.) Then I saw Twilightlovr's profile and I saw 30 ways to tortue Jacob Black... since I hate him (Sometimes) I decided to paste her 30 way to torture him... YAY! 30 ways to torture Jacob black 1) shoot him with a silver bullet (Yeah, that may not work, but it's worth a shot. Hehehehehe SHOT! Get it?!) 2) have the Cullen’s rip him to shreds and then set the remains on fire (I might not be able to live with that, but I think I'll live.) 3) gather all the Jacob haters into an angry mob and trample him till he is no more (OOOH! That sounds like fun!) 4) send the volturi after him (Hmmm, that's a possibility.) 5) let Jane use her torture gaze on him. (WHOOO! That sounds like a grand old time!) 6) have Bella kiss Edward right in front of his face (Hmmm. Yeah I could definitely live with that!) 7) throw him in an ocean with man, or I should say wolf, eating sharks (Yup, yup. that would sooo work!) 8) push him off a cliff (Oooh! Could Emmett and Jazzy help me do that? Pwease? YAY!) 9) throw a rock at his head, giving him a concussion (Wow, that does sound like fun!) 10) have Billy run over his toe with his wheel chair, causing him to break his foot (Unfortunately that would only hurt him for a few hours. We're looking for prolonged pain here people!) 11) have Edward knock a little sense into him (wink wink) (I believe Emmett would enjoy helping him with that.) 12) feed him to mutant squirrels (Okay, that works too!) 13) make him choke on his food (Could I make that happen multiple times?? It sounds like I would have a blast!) 14) have Charlie take out his tazer gun and fry him (Hmmm. Could I help him with that??) 15) when he is walking down the stairs, push him and start laughing (Okay!) 16) run him over with your car multiple times (I could do that. Can we use Emmett's jeep?) 17) kick sand in his eyes (Hmmm. I don't know...OKAY!) 18) neuter him (HAHAHAHA!) 19) inffect him with a very deadly disease (No comment.) 20) make him watch barney till his eyes start to bleed (Do I have to watch too?) 21) have Edward throw a refrigerator at him (Can it be Jacob's refridgerator?) 22) when he is a werewolf, take a shaver and shave off all of his hair and then start making fun of him (Oooh! Okay! Count me in!!) 23) have you and your friends take turns beating him with a bat like a piñata (I like pinatas!) 24) have Bella throw him out her window when he tries to get in (Could Edward help her with that? Because well, Bella IS Bella.) 25) spit and flip him off when he says hi to you (I don't think I could do that.) 26) shove dog biscuits down his throat till he can’t talk (OKAY! LET'S GO FOR IT!) 27)kick him where the sun don’t shine (Could Edward or Jazzy do that for me?) 28) Let Edward Strangle him, while you sit back and laugh. (Oooh! Can Jasper help? Pwease? I would especially enjoy that!) 29) call him names (i.e. Dog, mutt, pup, and my personal favorite...MONGREL!) 30) have you and your friends tie him up and give him over to the vampires (Yeah. I could soooo do that!) Hmmm, I am bored. Why don't I start a ton of Jasper and Emmett related copy & pastes?? OKAY!! If you simply AH-DORE Jasper, copy and paste tis ontol your profile...then you may go on your rant about how much you love him and you wish he wasn't already married. If you find Emmett to be a hilarious person, (Yes, person NOT character, why, cuz he is is real, becasue if Edward is real, then there has to be an Emmett out there some where too! AND A JASPER!!) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe that vampires with powers are cool, copy and paste this onto your profle. (Oh, yeah. Tampering with emotions is AWE-some. Just like mind reading.) If you think that Jasper is HAWT copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett is coolio and totally wicked, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Edward has sexyliciousness, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jake is an awesome werewolf/shape shifter thingy, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Seth is a brilliant little werewolf and you just want to hug him to death or just give him a cookie (or a dozen), copy and paste this onto your profile. End of my new copy and pastes. :o( If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!) I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying : "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart I Love my Dad: At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came I LOVE MY DADDY! LOL!! So, if you survived all of those copies, you get a cookie! (I would love to give Seth a cookie. Hmm, but he would probably need like a dozen. Hmm, I better start baking. DRAT! I forgot we don't have a working oven right now. Hmmm, can I use a toaster oven? Wait, do I have to make cookies for the whole pack too? Aye Ya Ya-eye, this means true work! Let's see about 10 dozen cookies, no? Better make that 12 dozen.) Yeah, Just read a review please and remember... I'M AWESOME AND SO ARE YOU!! (hmm, maybe not, I haven't decided yet, but if you love Edward I am already convinced you are a wonderful person. On one condition, you must like Jazzy.) Okay now I sound like one of those weird therapists/phsycologists!! EEP!! | |||||||
1. Good Things Come in Small Packages » reviewsEdward and Emmett wake up one day to find Jasper's baby on their doorstep. Unfortunately for them, they have to take care of her until he gets home from his trip. What will happen when Jasper gets home? Loosely based on the '87 film 'Three Men & a Baby'.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,450 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 8-20-09 - Jasper & Alice2. How to Save a Life » reviewsThis is the sequel to Dad?.It is pretty much about what life would have been like if Hermione had never left Harry,so Rob never happened!You don't have to read Dad? to know the story but it would be nice if you did! New Title! Non DH Compliant H/HR!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 12-31-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.3. Alice and Jasper Shuffle Drabble! reviewsI wrote these 6 SUPER SHORT mini stories on my favorite Twilight couple while I had my iTunes on shuffle. It's a ton of different songfics including Corbin Bleu, Tiffany Evans, Katy Perry, Blink 182, and RJA. Please read it and join the shuffle club! AxJ!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete4. Trick Or Treat » reviewsA quick one-shot in response to Shiny Volvo Owner 20's Challenge. Emmett, Alice and Jasper decide to go trick or treating on Halloween,what kind of things to they get into along the way? The world may have never known had it not been for me!Jk! Please R&RTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 10-30-08 - Emmett & Jasper - Complete5. Dad? » reviewsHermione is married to a muggle but is seeing Harry secretly! Then she has a kid with bright green eyes and jet black hair... what happens when Harry returns to Hermione's life? Caios! Plz Plz Plz Read and Review! Complete! Over 8,000 Reads so Far!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 8-8-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Learning to Fall reviewsWhat happens to Jacob after the Bella and Edward's wedding. Non BD compliant. Songfic to Learning to Fall by Boys Like Girls. WARNING: Implied Suicide, it just depends on how you read it. You decide how it ends. Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-09 - Jacob - Complete7. Emmett Gets a Fish reviewsThe title itself is pretty self explanatory. Emmett is home alone one day and is bored out of his mind. While getting himslef mixed up in a ton of mayhem and foolishness, he decides that he needs to get himself a fish! Please R&R! Thanks!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-2-08 - Emmett - Complete8. Edward's Reason reviewsAfter Edward comes back to Bella he shows her a song that he wrote her. This takes place during New Moon. Songfic to The Reason by Hoobstank! Please R&R!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. Apologize reviewsThis is a Neville/Luna Fic. I is somewhat sad, so you might want to bring out the tissues. Luna is OOC! Just to warn you It is song fic about the song apologize by OneRepublic. Please Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-1-08 - Neville L. & Luna L. - Complete
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