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since: 04-28-07, id: 1265557, Profile Updated: 05-02-10
country: USA
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Daria, Queer as Folk, and Addams Family.

5-March-2008

Howdy everyone! I know I didn't have much in my profile, and I apologize for the lack of info, and felt compelled to post an update of sorts. As far as Caught! goes..erm..I promise not to abandon it. I have no idea when I'll post another chapter, however. It seems my muse has decided to move on to other things for the moment, such as the next part of Hermione and Charlie. When I finish that one, I also plan on renaming it, so it won't sound so generic. At the moment, Anniversary Suprise and Hermione's Little Red Book will probably stay one-shots. I'm also signed up for the Weasley Fest Exchange on livejournal, and once my recipient gets my gift I'll consider posting it here. If you want to check out my journal it's http://coonassblondie.livejournal.com/.

27-March-2008

At the moment, I'm hurriedly finishing my exchange fic over at lj (one more chappie to write, yay!). I also started a new crack! fic called It's Party Time. I'm collaborating with someone else, though, for party game scenarios (If you have any ideas or feedback, pm or e-mail me please!), so the updates may be a bit slow coming at first. After the exchange fic, the next order of business is to finish Hermione and Charlie, then rename it. Anyone got any ideas?

ETA: It was named Letters and Love

7-November-2008

Sorry I haven't been around much as of late, and that quite a few of my fanfics are on hiatus. Blame NaNoWriMo, as it will be eating my brain for the month of November. I'm signing up for Wizard Love over on LJ, also, and I wll post that exchange fic here as soon as the authors are announced. I promise I will finish both Caught and Like Brothers, eventually, but the update schedule is still totally up in the air. A big thank you to everyone who is sticking with me and still adding me to their alert and favorites!

2-May-2010

Still here, still writing. I'm working on three crossovers (two published, one not). The two published are Give Me Liberty (HP/QAF) and Harry Addams and the Philosopher's Stone (HP/Addam's family). I'm also working on my yearly story for HP_porninthesun over at LJ. Check them out if you get a chance. I'll be writing a bit more often for the next couple of months, during summer vacation.

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1. Potter's Plan » reviews
In an effort to change his future and his destiny, and meet his parent's along the way, Harry finds an old spell that will transport him, along with some books, to the Marauders' seventh year. Other characters present, a Marauders Read series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,799 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 7-3-11 - Harry P.
2. Harry Addams and the Philosopher's Stone » reviews
The night Albus Dumbledore planned to leave Harry on the Dursley's doorstep, he is caught by Petunia, who gives him another option. He takes Harry to his mother's aunt in America. Crossover with the Addams Family The movie version . No pairings, yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,799 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 6-30-11 - Published: 4-7-10 - Harry P. & Wednesday A.
3. Muggle Movie Nights » reviews
After the Final Battle, Hermione is struck with an idea while living with her best friends. The trio return to Hogwarts for a little bit of normalcy with their own form of Disney magic. Slightly OOC and slightly cracky. There are a few small lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
4. Her Last Opportunity reviews
Daria has one day left before she leaves Lawndale for good. Read what she does with it, and how things turn out in the end. Warning: serious angst, or as angsty as I get, anyway.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-3-11 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete
5. The Man Across The Hall reviews
Hermione isn't sure what to do with her life after the Final Battle. She drifts until she moves into the Burrow and meets the man across the hall. Rated M for adult content. A bit angsty, a lot fluffy, and shirtless boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-3-11 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
6. Last Chance reviews
Daria has one last chance to do something before she leaves for college. Rated M for the ending scene. Warnings: Frottage.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-22-10 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete
7. Getting to Know You » reviews
Hermione gets to know Charlie on a more personal level.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-5-10 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
8. Why Men Love Women reviews
This is a translation of nono-chan203's French fic, Pourquoi Les Hommes Aiment Les Femmes, for an independent study project. Each chapter is a different reason why men love women. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-31-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
9. Like Brothers » reviews
Draco has a few questions for the Weasley twins, and they provide him with some brotherly advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-12-10 - Published: 7-6-08 - Draco M. & Fred W. - Complete
10. Give Me Liberty » reviews
HP/QAF crossover. Ten years after the final battle, Hermione decides it's time for Harry to take a vacation. She sends him to her cousin, Brian, in Pittsburgh to learn to enjoy his life and his freedom. He doesn't count on Draco following him. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 3-12-10 - Published: 3-26-09 - Harry P. & Justin T.
11. Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon reviews
Hermione has always loved fairy tales, but she never suspected she would have a dragon-fighting knight of her very own one day. Written for the charlieficathon exchange at LJ. Rated M for mentions of sex, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-12-10 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
12. Mona Lisa Smile reviews
Trent has an unexpected house guest. Set roughly 2005. D/T shipper if you turn your head and squint. Warning: serious angst.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-21-10 - Trent L. & Daria M. - Complete
13. What's A Girl To Do? reviews
Hermione briefly recounts how she and Draco came to be together, and how Harry was involved. Written for the HP Triangles exchange on LJ. Brief mentions of lovemaking, rated for such.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
14. I'll Be There For You » reviews
Daria comes back to Lawndale for her ten year reunion, and to face some ghosts of her past. Rated M for later chapters. Previously titled Ten Years.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 8-18-09 - Daria M. & Trent L. - Complete
15. A Casual Observer reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-25-09 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
16. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie reviews
Hermione is having a hard time dealing with Sirius' death, and Remus notices. AU to DH, Remus/Hermione pairing. Adult scenes ahead. Don't like 'em, don't read 'em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-7-09 - Hermione G. & Remus L. - Complete
17. Sweet Heat reviews
Charlie and Hermione watch a dragon's egg hatch. Very sweet fluff, known to cause toothaches. Written for prompt challenge on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-18-09 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
18. Windsor Knots, or How To Properly Knot A Necktie reviews
Who taught you to tie a Windsor knot? Who taught Draco and Harry? Implied Ron/Draco. Very fluffy drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
19. Caught! » reviews
Ron walks in on Charlie and Hermione, and all hell breaks loose! CWHG, some RWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 12-16-08 - Published: 8-14-07 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
20. Let It Be » reviews
Charlie is hurt at work, and it's up to Hermione to make sure he behaves long enough to get well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-29-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
21. It's Party Time! » reviews
Hermione has a flat-warming party, and the guests get up some naughty games. The players learn lots about each other, their likes and dislikes, and what they really want. HG/CW/FW/GW. AU to DH obviously , mostly humor. High on pheromones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 3-25-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
22. Letters and Love » reviews
I wrote this based on a prompt table, it was originally entitled "Hermione and Charlie". Charlie comes home to the Burrow for a holiday and discovers feeling for a certain bushy haired bookworm. Follows their complete relationship. Lemony in places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 1-10-08 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete
23. Masked Man » reviews
The Room of Requirement does not recognize blood status, and it had a way of knowing exactly what we need, even if we don't realize it ourselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 3-31-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M.
24. Anniversary Surprise reviews
Charlie had a surprise for Hermione, but it didn't turn out quite as he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-28-08 - Charlie W. & Hermione G. - Complete
25. Hermione's Headache reviews
Hermione wakes up late with a headache, how can Charlie help her. HGCW, PWP. High on pheremones, low on plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-18-07 - Charlie W. & Hermione G. - Complete
26. Hermione's Little Red Book reviews
Blaise finds Hermione's journal..what does he do with it? BZHG, some implied RonDraco and HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-16-07 - Hermione G. & Blaise Z. - Complete
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