Screen name: CAPTAIN Rika Kisuktai as of 9/12/07. I got promoted! The captain is having a ahem "vacation" on a lovely deserted island...
Real Name: Pheonix, daughter of Alicetramellacavellarcassall and Prince Mercutia Kaintvv of the Royal house of Enphiox (LONG story)
Where I Live: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy (like I'd tell you)
Favorite TV Show: DOCTOR WHO, TORCHWOOD, THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES (I'm totally in love with BBCA on my television!)
Favorite Movie: ANYTHING WITH JOHHNY DEPP!!(Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3; Secret Window), Resident Evil 1&2(zombies are sexy), Van Helsing (THE MOST flippin sweet werewolf effects I have ever seen!), Young Frankenstein & Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Hilarious!!), Empire Records (very funny 80s movie), MirrorMask (JIM HENSON IS DE BOMB)
Favorite Music: Queen (classic rock), most 80's music, Bon Jovi, and Weird Al
...I LOVE BALLADS!!
Favorite Quotes:
Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?-Jack Sparrow(PotC:CotBP)
Behold me in all of my randomishness glory! BEHOLD!-Me
ADHD: Back in Bla...Oh look! A squirrel!- a shirt that I really really want
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver- a sign in my English teacher's room
Friendship is what keeps us together. If it wasn't for friendship, we would all be in big trou...OMG! A PENNY!!...Ooo! 2003! The same year that Pirates 1 came out! It MUST be lucky!: Me while taking a walk with my mom
If you don't live life with a sense of humor, you might as well be dead.- Me, when asked by my writing teacher why all of my essays had humor. This is also my personal motto.
OH MY FORD!- random person in English Honors...one of those 'you had to be there' sorta things...
BANANAS!- Me
CUTTLEFISH!- Me again
RAGGLE FRAGGLE!- Guess who. ME.
Asking the Doctor what button to press is like asking a cat to fetch the morning paper for you. You'll get a bemused look and no answer.- Me
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PIZZA ROLLS?!- Me
Personality:
I like writing dark stories, writing fanfiction, worshipping my Johnny Depp shrine that I made in my closet(Whoops! Did I type that?).I also like to imitate peoples actions just to annoy them. (It always works). I am also a birder (bird-watcher).I am usually either 1) sitting on my butt watching tv, 2) sitting on my butt at the computer, 3) sitting on my butt playing video games, or 4) sitting on my butt plotting to take over the world. YAY. I love drawing. I like using charcoal and pastels.
I also like buggin my little brother to no end.
And I'm addicted to sweet tea. Glorious sweet tea...with CAFFINE! It keeps me awake at ten thirty at night while typing my story...
My friends call me: psychotic, wierd, obsessive (with Johnny Depp and Pirates of the Caribbean and I agree totally :P), kind, artistic, an amazing writer, and they say that I have a strange taste in music
Major achievemants: May 11, 2007-I rode my very first roller coaster at Busch Gardens Tampa! The SheiKra...of all roller coasters at the park, I had to be on that one. It didn't help that I am slightly scared of heights. I was fine until I got strapped in the seat. I panic at the last second...
STORIES:
Silent Sparrow: Complete Jack Sparrow was dragged body and soul to Davy Jones Locker by the Kraken. Grief stricken, the survivors of the attack seek out Tia Dalma. She tells them that part of Jack still resides in the land of the living: His spirit. So the crew set off for Tortuga to find the Silent Sparrow. Notes: I have finished it on New Years Day 2008! WhOOOT!! Keep an eye out for the sequel due out some time in...June?
Dragon of the Winds: On hold Raimundo learns more about his past, and more about the Elemental Dragoness of the Winds : Airia. Notes: STILL on hold. No ideas! HALP MEH. I don't know what Rai should do from the Eleventh Chapter till he meets up with everyone else again...Um...I mean...OH NOSE! SPOILER!
A Fox and a Sparrow: Partially in head, partially typed The sequel to Silent Sparrow! I won't say anything but the story will take place nine or ten years after Silent Sparrow. I think I'll post this sooner than expected...All right! I lied! I dunno when I'll have it up!
Shades of Gray:Partially in head, partially typed A Torchwood story that popped into my head after watching the episode "Adam"...It looks better in my dreams than it reads. Recently found out that it would either be severely AU, or...something. It was a good idea a few months ago...
Simple Genetic Transfer: Partially in head, partially typed He'd done it multiple times in his long life. The majority of the incidents were to save lives, his own or otherwise, and the recipients always took it the wrong way. "It was a genetic transfer, NOT a kiss!" he'd always insist. A simple genetic transfer, that's all. However, as with all other things in the universe, there was a drawback. He never thought it would happen, but it was just his luck it did. Two separate genetic transfers, two different lives, joined together in one person. One person, believed to trapped forever, realized how "innocent" his genetic transfers really were...Notes: L O N G summary. But a good one yeah? I'm gonna post this after I'm done with Third Time's the Charm.
Third Time's the Charm: In progress The Doctor has had it with having to leave behind companions. He vows that only one other person would be allowed to travel with him: Rose Tyler. But with her on Parallel Earth, he can't think of any reasonable way to get there. It's impossible to travel to parallel worlds. But, he reasons, playing with the impossible is always fun. Notes: I'm off the writer's block! I'm on a roll now!
The Big Bad Wolf: In Progress We all remember the Ninth Doctor saying that when he regenerated he might have two heads, or no head at all, saying that you never know what could happen when regenerating. What happens when the Tenth Doctor dies of an allergic reaction and regenerates into something a little...furry? Notes: PUPPY!
Three Days: Complete Captain Jack Sparrow has many, many, many tales on how he escaped that god-forsaken spit of land. From befriending cannibals to hitching a ride on some sea turtles. He "confirmed" to Elizabeth that he hitched a ride with some rum runners to Tortuga, but what if even THAT was a lie? Notes: Yeah, possibly the greatest crossover ever in my opinion.
Eight Little Words: In Progress He saved her. She saved him. Fair trade? Maybe. Green eyes begged her to come with him. She says no. HE mentions it travels in time. She comes along. Instead of the Death of Earth, they go see the star Amarae forming. By pure chance, she's shown the bad side of up. She still stays. History works around them and yet repeats. Notes:I'm having so much fun with this story...
BEWARE THE PHEONIX!!
And now...time for some RANDOMNESS!!
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Me: Don't worry, it's perfectly safe.
Toto: Are you sure?
(BOOM!!)
Me:...
Toto: 'Perfectly safe'?
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Me: HELP! I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ!!
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Me: ...Hmmm...If everything tastes like chicken, does chicken taste like human?
Cannibal: I'm not sure. (licks lips) Want me to check?
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My mom: ...If Will was a blacksmith, why couldn't he just make a key in Dead Man's Chest?
Me: Did you see a forge on any of the ship's he was on?
My mom: He was in Tortuga wasn't he?
Me: That was before he knew about the key.
My mom: They could've turned around.
Me:...That's not the point!
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Me: The peanuts made him loopy!
My mom: How do you figure?
Me: There was no rum, so he wasn't drunk, and he only ate peanuts!
My mom: What about Secret Window? He was crazy in that.
Me: ...He ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
My mom:...Wow. You need to get out more.
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Me: I HAVE HAD A REVELATION!
My mom: ...
Me: Don't you want to hear it?
My mom: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyways.
Me: You're darn right I am!
My mom: So what is it?
Me: I have figured out why Jack basically went insane in the third movie.
My mom: Really?
Me: Yes. HE WAS SOBER. He didn't have a single drink of rum in the entire movie, with the exception of the very very end. That, and the peanuts had something weird in them.
My mom: ...True.
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Me: I'm seriously thinking about auditioning for Who Wants to be a Superhero?.
My Mom: Oh dear god, as who?
Me: Randomgirl!
My Mom: Really? What's your catchphrase?
Me: ...Cuttlefish!!
My mom:...
Me:...yeah...um, Actually? My catchphrase always changes. To catch the bad guys off guard! BANANA MONKEY!! HYA!!
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Random Guy In Lunch: (rubbing nipples) Did you know if you put peanut butter on your nipples, it makes them sticky? (walks off)
Robin & I: . . .
Robin & I: (bust out laughing. Then we go tell random people the exact same thing.)
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Me: I can't wait to get home to watch Doctor Who! It's got Christopher Ecclescake in it!
My Mom: Ecclescake? Why do you call him that?
Me: BECAUSE HE'S TASTY!!
My Mom: O_O...
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