Screen name: CAPTAIN Rika Kisuktai as of 9/12/07. I got promoted! The captain is having a ahem "vacation" on a lovely deserted island...

Real Name: AKH. My initials. Close enough.

Where I Live: The "Sunshine" State. Bull...

Favorite TV Shows: First and foremost - Doctor Who. Oh my sweet Nionu, once I watched a full episode of it, I was hooked. Because of Doctor Who, I am also a rabid fan of Torchwood. When I turn 18, I'm moving to Wales. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE Psych. Psych has made my life complete. I really like Anthony Bourdain : No Reservations and Bizzare Foods with Andrew Zimmerman too. Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs...I watch anything intersting in my eyes.

Favorite Movies: Anything with Johnny Depp. You can't see it right now, but I'm drooling simply thinking about him. Luck of the Irish (I usually don't watch the Disney Channel movies because they're so cheesy, but I watched for Lassie. AND I LOVE IT. Lassie as an evil Irish leprechan? -shifty eyes- I can smell a crossover...) There's a bunch of other ones, but I can't remember any right now...

Favorite Music: Queen (classic rock), most 80's music, Bon Jovi, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Celtic Thunder, Apocalyptica, and much much more.

Favorite Quotes:

Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?-Jack Sparrow(PotC:CotBP)

Behold me in all of my randomishness glory! BEHOLD!-Me

ADHD: Back in Bla...Oh look! A squirrel!- a shirt that I really really want

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver- a sign in my English teacher's room

Friendship is what keeps us together. If it wasn't for friendship, we would all be in big trou...OMG! A PENNY!!...Ooo! 2003! The same year that Pirates 1 came out! It MUST be lucky!: Me while taking a walk with my mom

If you don't live life with a sense of humor, you might as well be dead.- Me, when asked by my writing teacher why all of my essays had humor. This is also my personal motto.

OH MY FORD!- random person in English Honors...one of those 'you had to be there' sorta things...

BANANAS!- Me

CUTTLEFISH!- Me again

RAGGLE FRAGGLE!- Guess who. ME.

Asking the Doctor what button to press is like asking a cat to fetch the morning paper for you. You'll get a bemused look and no answer.- Me

WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PIZZA ROLLS?!- Me

Don't hate me because you're jealous. - Me, to my friend Jes about my fat rolls. She wants them...

CLAVESSE!! - Me. I started to say "Clavicle" but then suddenly switched to "Crevasse" and this came out.

I'm addicted to sweet tea. Glorious sweet tea...with CAFFEINE! Caffeine is the ONLY thing that keeps me happy, calm, and compatible.

My friends call me: psychotic, weird, obsessive (with Doctor Who. And I totally agree ;P), kind, artistic, an amazing writer, and they say that I have a strange taste in music.

BEWARE THE PHEONIX!!

If for some unknown reason wish to find my other hiding places on this realm known as "The Internet"

Gaiaonline: http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/8573406

Deviantart: http://captainrikakisuktai.deviantart.com/

YouTube: rockleeluva55 (doesn't have any videos up on my channel, due to the fact that I am camera-less)

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I guess I should talk about my stories here huh?

A Dog Named Pineapple: I am on a roll! The next chapter will most likely be up in a week or two.

Eight Little Words: I hit a bit of a block when my computer totally and utterly crashed, and I couldn't find the website that was helping me write the story. Now I have found the sight again, and am working on it.

Third Time's the Charm: I am off the block, and will be working on it more than I have been lately.

The Big Bad Wolf: Yeah...I have a lot of the fourth chapter typed, but I'm not sure if I want to go the way it's heading.

Dragon of the Wind: It died. Simple as that.