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since: 04-28-07, id: 1265670, Profile Updated: 11-13-12
Author has written 43 stories for G. I. Joe.

Well.. right now, I only write GI Joe. I hope that my stories are entertaining. I try to follow the comic/cartoon canon mostly. I will not pair Scarlett with Duke, sorry. Scarlett/Snake Eyes ALL THE WAY.

I also will not give SnakeEyes a voice, unless I happen to write something earlier than the helicopter accident that took it from him. And LadyJaye and Doc.. not dead. Not. Dead.

UPDATE

Currantly my projects are as follows:

Undercover - In progress!

Little Medic - Finished!!!!!

Ghost Soldier - needs more chapters, currantly on hold.

Ranger Rendezvous: Finished!!

I have also outlined a AU fic set in the future after GI Joe has been disbanded, and it will involve Beach/CoverGirl(big surprise) and will include the reenstatement of GI Joe with most of the old faces and a few surprising new ones.

I have a few other plot bunnies, but please always feel free to message me to ask about anything I've mentioned you don't see, or plot bunnies you think I might like, etc etc. I always like to hear from fellow writers AND readers.

As always feel free to message me or review on fics I do post. I always try to respond!

I got a helper to give me advice on the currant BeachHead fics, he's Lil' Beachie, and his picture is here! http://twitpic.com/o2u3f

Follow Lil Beachie here... http://twitter.com/LilBeachie

UPDATE: Lil Beachie is back from Kuwait and we raised $62 for the GreenBeans Cafe "Cup of Joe" program. WHOO!!!

I also uploaded it as my icon, but I don't know if it worked or not. Lil Beachie can be a real pain, and dislikes it when I drop him in a purse to carry him around. He's fond of screaming "Drop and gimme fifty!!" to which I usually reply, "Shut up, you're an action figure, and I'll give you to a teething toddler if you're not polite!" He usually also fusses when I poke him and say "You're the CUTEST little BeachHead ever!"

Yes.. I'm a bit twisted. It's the way I roll.

I love reviews, but I'll write without them. Might not post.. but I'll still write. I write lengthy stories normally. A short fic is usually at least a couple thousand words. Since I don't know what to put here in the profile, this is what you're getting. Enjoy!


1. Shadowy Undercover Mission » reviews
SnakeEyes, Jinx and Dusty are undercover but when a 'shadowy' figure from their past shows up, things may be complicated. Zero OCs. Zero Beachhead. I know. This story happens about the same time that Ranger Rendezvous is happening, but separate.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-22-12 - Published: 11-4-12 - Snake Eyes & Jinx - Complete
2. Teed Off » reviews
Two teams of Joes ordered to learn a game in order to go undercover. Beachhead, Flint, CoverGirl, LadyJaye, SnakeEyes, Stormshadow and Clutch.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 2-23-12 - Published: 6-29-11 - Beach Head & Snake Eyes
3. Merry UnChristmas » reviews
Sometimes soldiers have to unexpectedly work on the holiday. A mission goes a bit wrong, will our favorite Ranger make it back for Christmas Day?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 12-7-11 - Beach Head - Complete
4. Ghost Soldier » reviews
What happens to a soldier who dies but continues to serve? Character Death- but returned in ghost form. Another BeachHead oriented fic, including many Joes. AU- unrelated to my other fics. BH/CG SE/S Flint/LJ Some Humor, some Angst. Chapter 1 is M-rated.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,112 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 1-28-10
5. Silly Short Bits » reviews
Just a bunch of scenes that kept begging to be written.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-20-11 - Published: 11-14-10
6. From the Other Side of the Mirror » reviews
From the point of view of a non-Joe hostage being rescued, this fic is something a bit different. What would a rescue look like to a hostage who doesn't her rescuers? What REALLY happens when the world can't see? Joes appear quickly in the fic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-25-11 - Published: 10-9-11 - Complete
7. Letters between BeachHead and Aunt Beth » reviews
I know, lousy title. But that's what it is. Tame letters, passing between them describing what's going on. It helps to have read "Joes on Vacation" so you know the characters mentioned. I don't own GI Joe, nor do I profit from my writings. Please enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,319 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 2-17-10
8. Ranger Rendezvous » reviews
BeachHead, CoverGirl, Stalker all head to Fort Benning for Ranger Rendezvous, a week long event. Mystery, romance, comedy and angst. I hope this story has EVERYTHING! Some adult situations. BH/CG Beach must decide if he wants this relationship. Thanks!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,130 - Reviews: 449 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 8-8-10 - Complete
9. The Story of How Beach became a Daddy, sort of reviews
Not for the faint of heart. This is CRACK. It contains male pregnancy. Done in a believable in GI Joe manner, as a challenge only. CRACK, you've been warned. Not responsible for brain implosions.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-25-11 - Complete
10. Show Some Respect reviews
Wherein BeachHead comes across some people not behaving properly towards a memorial. Some swearing because... you know.. angry BeachHead. Contains a Message for all. Thank you for reading!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 3-14-11 - Complete
11. Hanging With the Wrong Crowd » reviews
Beachhead captured and held by Cobra. Will the Joes rescue him or will he strangle before help can come? A little dark in tone, nothing graphic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-7-11 - Published: 3-4-11 - Complete
12. Nothing Like Mom Used to Make reviews
Response to TinySprite's challenge of using Pie, BeachHead and Cobra in a quick-fic. Just fast fun.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete
13. DragonRangers of the Pitt reviews
Crackfic in response the the "use a weird idea in homage to the original GI Joe series and make it good" challenge. No relation to the "Train your dragon" movie. More like Pern's dragonriders. Crack.. did I mention.. crack?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-19-10 - Complete
14. Honey Coated Ninja reviews
Plot bunny, another in the honey challenge written for Karama9. StormShadow is on a covert mission and gets into a sticky situation.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-4-10 - Complete
15. Sergeant major School'Marm reviews
In which BeachHead gets fed up with poorly written reports. He already doesn't like paperwork.. plot bunny killed off.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-20-10 - Complete
16. Rub Me the Right Way reviews
Fluff, BH/CG, When his girl has a rough day, can the Ranger make her feel better?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-17-10 - Complete
17. The Little Medic That Could » reviews
What challenges would Lifeline face as a new recruit in an elite fighting unit? What would the other soldiers think of him? Another look at the Joe's pacifist medic, Lifeline. Lots of BH, with many of the other Joes, and a few OCs to flesh the story out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,187 - Reviews: 232 - Updated: 10-8-10 - Published: 12-13-09 - Complete
18. Sick Ninja Aren't Much Fun reviews
Even Ninja get sick once in a while. Poor SnakeEyes, will he get any sympathy while he's ill? Request fic, fullfilled.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-20-10 - Complete
19. Dehydrated Ranger: Just Add Water reviews
After a week in Death Valley, Beach comes back to the Pit, only to be put right back on duty out in the heat. Unhappy Rangers sometimes do strange things. I don't own GI Joe, I don't make money from writing. Please Enjoy and Review!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-20-10 - Complete
20. When Greenshirts Attack reviews
Just some fluff about our favorite Greenshirts, written for my beta's amusement on request. I don't own GI Joe, and make no money from these writings. Please enjoy. Rem! Reviews make writers happy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-4-10 - Complete
21. Getting Boxed In reviews
In response to TinySprite's challenge, Beach is the focus of attempted live trapping, using pie as bait. You'd think he'd catch on.. or has he? Thank you to TinySprite for the plot bunny and inspiration! *bows* One-Shot
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-21-10 - Complete
22. Fraternizing 101 » reviews
BH/CG finally get to go out on a date in town. Will it go well or be a disaster? Dinner at a real resturant, can Beach remember all the dating advice?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 6-20-10 - Published: 6-3-10 - Complete
23. Beach's Honey Buns reviews
Challenge fic, idea by Karama9. She'll be posting her version later. Honey on a character and taken off the character in an entertaining and unusual manner. Beach/CoverGirl Honey. Lots of it. Some cursing. ONE SHOT.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-18-10 - Complete
24. Driving Miss Courtney » reviews
BH/CG Driving cross-country in a cargo truck, bickering, chatting, action and a bit of fun. CoverGirl has a busted ankle the first day so she can't drive, but she's still able to drive a Ranger insane. I hope you will enjoy reading this! Multi-chapter.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,440 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 5-13-10 - Published: 3-20-10 - Complete
25. Ninja Hunting » reviews
BeachHead has to train his Greenshirts to fight ninjas.. using the GI Joe ninjas as targets. The return of Private Williams, Snake Eyes as a consultant, and much paintball mayhem.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 4-7-10 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete
26. Dating for Dumb Rangers » reviews
BH/CG Pls Note: Not implying Rangers are dumb, just that this particular one needs serious assistance in the dating area. Why is he so darned clueless? Is he making an attempt? Very tame.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-22-10 - Published: 2-28-10
27. Falling For You » reviews
..from a plane of course.. he's Airborne. BH/CG Can BeachHead rescue CoverGirl when she's falling without a parachute? Not a long several-chapters story, satifies the plot bunny gnawing at me. Now it's out of my head. Please enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,016 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 3-4-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete
28. Joes on Vacation » reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 351 - Updated: 2-12-10 - Published: 10-29-09 - Complete
29. Drunken Adventures » reviews
BeachHead gets sent to town to retrieve some drunk Joes. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,214 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
30. Trapped: Elevator Woes reviews
LowLight and Deep-Six. Unsincere apologies for inflicting this on you. If you know the characters, you'll appreciate it. No Slash Within!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-9-10 - Complete
31. Trapped: Tanks for Tapping reviews
Another Trapped story, but a bit different. When Cobra blows a tank over on top of our favorite commando SnakeEyes stopping him from fighting in the battle, can the Joes rescue him? Short, punch line at the end that inspired it! Thanks for reading! Enjoy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete
32. Trapped: Tanks for a Good Time » reviews
First in a series of Trapped stories. BeachHead is having a bad day, and gets trapped in a wrecked tank with CoverGirl. Will they murder each other before they're rescued, or cook to death first?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,305 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-14-09 - Complete
33. TestFlight Gone Wrong » reviews
Testing personal jet packs can be dangerous, especially when Cobra decides to interfere. GORY! WARNING GORE and BLOOD. This is angsty. SnakeEyes, Scarlett, Duke, many others.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-2-09 - Complete
34. Who am I? reviews
Just a fic-let character study sort of thing. First one is BeachHead. I'll follow up with other characters as they appear.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-2-09 - Complete
35. BeachHead's Sick Leave » reviews
What could take down the tough drill instructor for the Joes? How does he take being on medical leave? Plot bunny that ran amuck all over my computer. Those that like BeachHead might enjoy. BH/CG, appearances by many other Joes as well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,927 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 11-21-09 - Complete
36. A New First Date » reviews
Snake Eyes/Scarlett. SE has healed from the injuries he got rescueing her from the helicopter, but how long to heal his heart? Will he ever bring himself to ask Scarlett for more than friendship? How can he deal with the team that pities him now?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 10-26-09 - Complete
37. When You're Out of Options reviews
..You do the impossible. Snake Eyes, with RipCord, BeachHead, Flint, Scarlett. Based on scene from GI Joe Resolute, which hatched a plot bunny. How DID Snakes know he could use a birdman suit to freefall to the ground to sneak attack SS's troops?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 11-9-09 - Complete
38. BeachHead on the Battlefield » reviews
BeachHead is one of my fav characters. Some BeachHead/CoverGirl, all battlefield action, showing how awesome the drill sergeant is in his element! He's the Army of One.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,589 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Complete
39. Monsters Within » reviews
Focusing on Snake Eyes, this will be a grim story, don't be fooled by the beginnings. I change POV in places. Any text contained by ** is dialog signed in ASL, any text contained by is written notes. What if Snake Eyes was transferred?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,255 - Reviews: 230 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 9-15-09 - Complete
40. Thick As Thieves reviews
Part of being a ninja is stealing things, but how do you teach a private in a top notch secret military team how to steal? What happens when ninja honor comes up against military oaths? Snake Eyes, Jinx and Kamakura based, appearances by other Joes.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-09 - Complete
41. A Day Off reviews
Even the team psychologist needs a day off to relax, and Psyche-Out loves to rock climb. With a perfect day, a good cliff, what could posibly go wrong?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-1-09 - Complete
42. Obstacle Course day! reviews
What is a GI Joe obstacle course like? Our favorite tough PT drill sergeant BeachHead runs some of the Joes through a special course!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-18-09 - Complete
43. The Substitute Teacher reviews
What can you do when a wounded friend asks for help with their beginning karate class? Someone has to teach the new recruits.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete