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Author has written 45 stories for Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, Misc. Books, Book X-overs, Twilight, Disney, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pretty Little Liars, Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, and Vampire Diaries. If you are reading this, then you have just reached the page of Claire Violet Thorpe, who has written so many fics it's not even funny! In fact, most of the time the fics are full of PG-13 rated humor and action, with some romance and slash thrown in for good measure. And let's not mention that I mostly write drama, mystery, sci-fi, and fantasy. Most of my stories are just watered down versions of real life, and the problems that come from it. Stats: Age: like I'll ever tell you! Male or female? I'm a girl, even if there are guys out there named Jacquel. Location: The Golden Hills Likes: fanfiction, pop music, celebrities, facebook, twitter, deviant art, movies, vampires, blogging Dislikes: Disney, racism, stereotypes, mean people, terrorism Orientation: Straight, of course! Favorite books: Anythign sci-fi/fantasy (except for Harry Potter) friend me on myspace: http://myspace.com/1satirist MySpace Subscribe to my YouTube channel! http://youtube.com/1pinkdragonrider YouTube Check out My Art gallery. Includes BOTH fan art and original artwork: http://chrissiannie.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt My FictionPress Account, which is for my original stories: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/637195/ FictionPress.com AdultFanFiction: my account on this site. YOU MUST BE OVER 18 TO VIEW MY STORIES, AS THEY MAY CONTAIN VIOLENCE AND OTHER THINGS!! Friend me on Facebook! Facebook Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/sparkles4edward Twitter My myYearbook profile: http://www.myyearbook.com/claireviolet82 myYearbook Facebook page for my works: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Claire-Violet-Thorpes-Works/182518045131470 Tumblr page: http://claireviolet.tumblr.com/ Fanfiction Blogs I Got Twilighted: My Twilight-themed blog, which talks about how I hang out with the Cullens and the wolves of La Push. Life at Bloor's: A Charlie Bone blog I made up, seeing as there are not that many out there, which will describe fanfiction and original characters who might creep in there at some point. The Blog That Made No Sense: the blog that is dedicated to my anti-Harry Potter series, called The Series that made No Sense, which features Tyler Potter in Harry Potter's original role. Other writing sites I'm on (I'm also Claire Violet Thorpe there as well) The Writers Coffee Shop Library: http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewuser.php?uid=10649 Wattpad: http://www.wattpad.com/user/Claire_Violet_Thorpe Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/story/list/2507243 Giggle/Snort: http://www.gigglesnort.net/fiction/viewuser.php?uid=106 Booksie: http://www.booksie.com/Claire_Violet_Thorpe Story Updates 1. Charlie Bone & the Mysterious Students: restarted; next chapter on 9/30 2. Merlin's School of Magic: being restarted on 10/7; will be made into a series 3. Harry Potter Redux: being restarted on 10/10 4. Deathly Twilight: being restarted on 10/14 5. The Sequel that Made No Sense: on hiatus; currently being edited 6. What the Children of the Red King don't want you to know: being restarted on 10/13 7. Jacquel RassenworthDursleyPotter & the Prisoner of Azkaban: next chapter on 9/28 8. Dumblight: next chapter on 10/3 9. Dragons & Riders & Wizards & Wars: next chapter on 10/6 10. Fowl's 11: nex chapter on 10/9 11. The Prequel that Made no Sense: being restarted on 10/16 12. The Life & Times of Teddy Lupin: on hiatus; being re-edited 13. I Got Twilighted!: next chapter 9/29 14. The Fandom Chatroom: Chapters released every 2 days. Coming Soon on FanFiction.Net 1. The Baudelaires vs. the Jaspotelli Kids: My first fanfic for A Series of Unfortunate Events. The Baudelaires (Violet, Klaus, & Sunny) square off with the Jaspotellis (Hayden, Victor, Kennedy, Nicholette, & Armany) on The Nelly Johnson Show. We'll find out why soon enough. CONTAINS SPOILERS! 2. Boneless at Hogwarts: My 1st non-HP centered fanfiction story, but Harry is in it. Charlie Bone is sent to Hogwarts, where he gets into even more trouble. First in the Boneless Trilogy. 3. Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King 2: The sequel to the first story, which now has Harry being adopted by the Bloors and the war against Lord Voldemort gets worse. 4. James Morgan & the Dangerous Ring: When James Potter Morgan, the son of Stacey Morgan, enters Hogwarts for his first year, a mysterious and powerful ring falls into his hands. James was orphaned at birth and Harry takes him in and raises him. First in a planned 7 book series. No Deathly Hallows spoilers; Deathly Hallows never happens. 5. Sunny Side Up: Sunny Baudelaire is now 11 years old and instead of facing Count Olaf, she must face Lord Voldemort. 6. Second Term @ Prufrock: In which the Baudelaire siblings attend the terrible Prufrock Preparatory School and encounter yet more unfortunate events. 7. Artemis Fowl: Relatives from Hell: My 1st Artemis Fowl fanfic. Artemis must stay with his relatives for a year. Pity the relatives. 8. The Baudelaires @ Hogwarts: My 3rd ASOUE fanfic. The Baudelaires meet up with Harry and Jacquel and join them for their final year at Hogwarts. 9. Charlie Bone & the Return of the Boa: the Blue Boa returns seeking Charlie's help. 10. Charlie Bone & the Revenge of the Sorcerer: Lyell Bone returns and gets revenge against the Bloors and Yewbeams. Future Productions: 1. F, Thy Name is Artemis: When an old boyfriend of Holly's shows up, a jealous Artemis must fight for her. 2. MagicStarLight: Opal Koboi plots to kidnap Artemis, and Holly realizes that she has feelings for him. 3. The Menacing Marriage: What happens if Violet was actually married to Count Olaf? 4. Of Bones & Campbells: in which very distant American cousins of Charlie Bone show up and Charlie must solve a mystery regarding them. 5. Sunny Steps Out: 14-year-old Sunny Baudelaire comes out and tells her story. 6. Another Charlie Bone Story: 16 years after "A Charlie Bone Story" and 13 years after "A Charlie Bone Sequel", Elva, Peter, and Giselle Yewbeam and Silas and Colin Bone must band together and stop an ancient evil from destroying their town! 7. A Charlie Bone Musical: in which everyone in Bloors must sing due to a musical curse that was placed on them. 8. NO RESERVATIONS REQUIRED!: A year after "The Old Traditional Story", Charlie and the others leave Bloor's after a fight. Here's something to think about: Once there was a boy who no one liked, they made fun of him every day I saw them laugh at him, but I said nothing because my parents told me it was unwise to get involved in everyone else's business so I ignored the teasing and kept my head in the books. But things got worse, because we were in high school, and the boy was still being teased for no reason but then they started beating him up, and no one stood up for him at all I wanted to help this poor boy out but I remembered what my parents had said to mind my own business and not to interfere with anyone else's life so I kept my head in my book and kept on going. If only I had known what would happen next One day, that same boy had had enough of the teasing so he brought a gun to school and went shooting the people who tormented him chaos ruled supreme as people tried to avoid getting shot no one knew this could have been prevented if only they helped that boy but someone did get shot that day it was me me, the girl who ignored him and went about my life I was just 16 years old and guess what? I DIED!! I'm lying cold and dead on the floor with people screaming around me but what of that little boy, who was so cruelly tormented all these years? what would have happened if I just simply helped him out? I'll never know the answer because I am now dead. My parents are crying, my brother is sad my friends are asking themselves why did this happen it was because I never thought that this could happen to me I ignored the boy and now I'm paying for it with my own life. Such a shame, because I was 16 years old when I died. Teasing is bad and teasing is wrong, it leads to school shootings and the needless deaths of innocent people. So if you want to end bullying and school shootings, please repost this in your profile. We must stop the violence. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight are fat headed wannabe fans, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile (I cry whilst reading fanfics too) If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. Somewhere over the rainbow...idiots die... If you stopped reading Harry Potter because you hated Deathly Hallows so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you are such a fan of Twilight that you now HATE Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. STEREOTYPES ARE WRONG!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, add one and POST THIS! If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer! YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. X Total: 9 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick.X Total: 18 So I'm a girl. whoopidy-doo! If you're against abortion, re-post this Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . If you're against abortion, re-post this. I love babies and I want to have children someday, so I hate abortion. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianFairypirateatwilight, Storms-Are-My-Nature, ShadowRose18, Claire Violet Thorpe If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile. (My favorites get filled every day) If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile (I wish I could LIVE in the library!) If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into you're profile (I know I need to get a social life) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (my family has since given up on me.) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my own universe, thank you very much!) If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (I can read 3 if need may be or if I'm bored) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (rarely) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile. Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK. You say Pink, If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us, If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." "I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." "Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs." "The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm OK. But thinking I'm OK because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy." "I'm not clumsy, I'm gravitationally challenged." "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas sleep, the rivers dream, people are made up of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's injustice, somewhere there's danger and somewhere else the tea's getting cold." "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." "My imaginary friend thinks you have issues." "If you love someone set them free! If they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them." "How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?" "Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups." "I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!" "The true meaning of a patriot is one who is willing to protect their country from their government." "Writing is easy! You just sit in front of a piece of paper and sweat blood! "There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." "Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it." "There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible." "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success." "A clear conscience is usually the first sign of memory loss." "Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work." "I hear voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice." "Men are like Kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable." "Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!" "If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman." "How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?" "Even I don't trust my better judgment. What's that say to you?" "If my enemies saw me walk across the Thames, they'd say it was because I couldn't swim." "I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops." "Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into airplane engines." "You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life." "Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot." "If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?" "Go to heaven for the view; go to hell for the company." "Real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real." "Death is life's way of telling you that you're fired." "Beer: Helping People Have Sex Since 1865." "Girls kick ass. Says so on the t-shirt." "The only infinite things are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the first one." "You spend the first two years of your child's life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up." "When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but I won't tolerate when they raise it up to their ear to make sure it's still working." "The real proof that there's intelligent life out there is because they've never tried to contact us." "Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs." "Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree." "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." "Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."- G.K. Chesterton "I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'." "If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died." "First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn't a Catholic. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me." "I know Karate.. And a few other Japanese words!" "If you choke a smurf, does it turn white?" "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." "I'm a video game-player, so I must be lazy. I'm artistic, so I must be poor and impractical. I'm talented, so I must think little of people who aren't. I'm smart, so I must have no social life. I'm popular, so I must be rude or stupid. I'm a teenager, so I must be stereotyped." "Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." "At the end of the game, the king and the pawn are in the same box." "The first casualty of war is always truth." "I hear voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice." "Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!" "You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life." "The real proof there's intelligent life out in space is that they've never tried to contact us directly." "DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!" "Earth is the Insane Asylum for the universe." "Please don't try to run. We're tired and would prefer to kill you quickly." It takes a few hundred, maybe a few thousand muscles to frown. But it only takes four to bitchslap the person who made you frown. "I can resist anything but temptation." "If God was a woman there would be a lot more pregnant men around." "All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand." "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." "Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?" "Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face." "Did you just stomp you foot? I thought only girls in movies stomped their feet." "Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked supper, and there would have been peace on earth..." "If the first grape you eat is bitter, then you won't bother eating grapes again. If the first grape you eat is a sweet one, then you are willing to search through all the bitter grapes until you find another sweet one." "The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." "Me- I'm so sorry guys!! "I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers." "Insanity is my only means of relaxation." Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." "In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was." "You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, and I can't." "Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..." "If you feel like your going to fall, spread out your arms and...learn to fly." "Smile, people will wonder what your up to." If they know you well enough they will be in on whatever your planning. To My Friends: when you laugh I laugh, when you cry, I cry. Even when you hurt, I hurt. But when you jump off a bridge, I laugh at you and get a paddle boat to save you." "I'm sorry, but when you cry, I cry. When you laugh I laugh. When you slip and fall off the sidewalk, onto a muddy hill and slide down that, landing in a very deep puddle in the middle of January, I laugh harder." "Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small people who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing." "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." "Never regret it if it's wonderful. If it's bad it's experience." "A simple friend expects you to always be there, but a real friend expects to always be there for you." "You know the trouble with an eye for an eye? Everybody ends up blind." "Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon go colorblind." "Don't worry about the people in your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future." "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." "All you have to do is call my name, no matter how close or far away." "How are you? Everything alright? Like to hear from you. Love to see you soon. Obviously I miss you!" "The truth hurts, so we lie..." "I'm so outstanding & I don't care if a hater can't stand me." "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." "We were given 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see, and 2 ears to listen. But why only 1 heart? Because the other 1 was given to someone for us to find." "Sometimes you have to put up walls. Not to block people out, but just to see who loves you enough to knock them down." "Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones that don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it." "Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So wake up in the afternoon, tell the world to screw itself, and then go back to bed." "Every story has an end but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt. Pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace those feelings." "Sometimes life has a way of putting us on our backs in order to get us to look up." "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." "Live your life forever young...dream as though you're young forever." "When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either." "You are my good feeling and you are my reason for breathing." "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." "The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished." "Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time." "When you fall for someone you usually get right back up, but I fell so deep it might take a while." "True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes." "When you have a dream, desire, or goal always be the one that will accomplish it." "Imagine your indoors, you see rain rolling down your window and every drop goes its own way." "I pinky promise we'll always be best friends through whatever. Best Friends Forever!" "It's as easy as 1. 2. 3./ 1. Keep a smile on your face./ 2. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer./ 3. Live to Love!" "Pride and Conceit were the original sins of man." "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference." "Don't play games with a girl who can play better." "You know you are in love when you don't want to sleep because reality is BETTER than your dreams." "It hurts to know you'll never remember the things I will never forget." "Hate all you want. You can't break the girl who thinks nothing of you." "I want someone who just wants to be near me. To whisper in my ear. To hold my hand. To put my hair back behind my ear when it falls in my face. To wrap me in his arms, and tell me, he loves me." "We are so consumed in todays society we forget about the true beauty in this world." "She's been there: when I cry, when I get heart broken, when I laugh, whenever there's been rough times, when I'm mad, when I'm happy, when I'm jealous, when I'm crazy, when I'm down, when I'm sad, when I'm pretty, when I'm ugly...basically she's been through everything with me, and that's a girl I call: MY BEST FRIEND!!" "I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life." "I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday..." "Life is about trusting your feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past and realizing people will always change..." "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us." "If people are laughing behind your back, it's because your ahead of them." "You talk it, we live it, you're jealous, admit it." "My friends rock. Your Jealous. End of Story." "I was lookin' up at the stars...and giving them each a reason why I love you. I was doing great...until I ran out of stars..." "Tears are the words hearts can't say." "Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe...she's really good at lying." "I am just a girl who wants a man to love her...no matter what until the end of time." "I wanna run with the reckless emotion, find out if love is the size of an ocean, even if I crash down and burn out, at least I'm gonna know what it feels like to feel alive." "It's hard to wait around for something that you know might never happen. But it's even harder to give up especially when its everything you ever wanted." "Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you." If you are reading this, then congratulations, you've reached the end of Claire Violet Thorpe's profile! Now you can read my stories. | |||||||
1. The True History of the Cullen Family »What if Carlisle Cullen was actually murdered on the night that he would have been bitten? The Cullen family comes together under different circumstances.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,735 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 2-24-12 - Carlisle & Jasper2. Her Final Days » reviewsRosalie is an old woman who had made a huge mistake years earlier. Now can she reconcile with the Cullens before she dies? Also being written on Wattpad.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-24-12 - Published: 2-26-12 - Rosalie & Emmett3. Demigods Rock! »from the writer of Bad Harry Potter fan fiction stories, I got Twilighted, and what the children of the Red King don't want you to know comes Demigods Rock, a comedy centering on Percy Jackson and his friends.Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,944 - Updated: 4-21-12 - Published: 2-29-12 - Percy J. & Grover4. Unlucky Twilight » reviewsIn a world where Edward and Bella never met, Jacquel must unite them and save Edward from Tanya, who wants to destroy the Cullens and screw up the Twilight story! Contains rape scene in chapter 2, bad language and a messed up story!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,591 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-14-12 - Published: 4-16-10 - Edward & Bella5. Jacquel Rassenworth & the Prisoner of Azkaban » reviewsThe heroine of "Jacquel's Russian History" goes off to Hogwarts & gets herself entangled in a very dangerous mystery. Sorry for the prolonged hiatus!Crossover - Misc. Books & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-13-12 - Published: 12-10-086. How Bree Tanner Got Her Life Back »Here's what would happen IF the Volturi allowed Bree to live and the Quileutes found out about Bella being turned. But can Bree function as a Cullen?Crossover - Twilight & Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Updated: 3-31-12 - Published: 2-24-12 - Bella & Bree7. Harry Potter Redux » reviewsAre you feeling ripped off by JK Rowling's ending of the series? Well, here's how the the story would have gone if I wrote it! All 7 years in one story; will be a very long story. Also available to read on WattpadHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,346 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-20-12 - Published: 11-21-07 - Harry P. & Dudley D.8. Pretty Little Liars vs FanFiction » reviewsOur favorite girls discover the hip new thing called fanfiction and they are not too happy about it! Especially since the fanfiction writers are writing some of the most outrageou stories about them! Can the girls outsmart both "A" and the writers?Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-3-12 - Published: 3-1-12 - Aria M. & Spencer H.9. The TwilightVampire Diaries Saga »Elena Gilbert ends up in Forks with no memory of who she is. Can Bella, the Cullens, and the Wolves help her regain her memories before a rival finishes her off for good? longer summary and disclaimer in first chapterCrossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,876 - Published: 2-24-12 - Bella & Elena G.10. Tell Me a Story: Charlie Bone Goes Bad »In this short story, Charlie Bone ends up misbehaving in the worst way! 11th Charlie Bone fanfic!Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,958 - Published: 1-27-12 - Charlie B. & Billy R. - Complete11. The Proposal » reviewsSet in 1800's England, a doctor's son and a pastor's daughter are brought together against many adversities. Gift for QuantumFizzx for FAGE 3SomeTwilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,615 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-16-11 - Published: 11-21-11 - Angela & Edward12. I Got Twilighted! » reviewsHere's a series of random comedy centering on your favorite vampires and wolves, as written by the author of the bad Harry Potter fanfiction stories!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 56,151 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-18-11 - Published: 8-9-09 - Edward & Jacob13. The Movie Watching Trio Discuss Disney Movies » reviewsIn which the Movie Watching Trio give out their reviews of popular Disney movies. Written for Disney month in FanficAholics Anon. NOW COMPLETED! Look for the follow-up next month!Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-30-11 - Published: 9-7-11 - Complete14. What the Children of the Red King Don't Want you t » reviewsFull title: What the Children of the Red King Don't Want you to Know. This story goes against everything you thought you knew about Charlie Bone; expect silliness and out-of-character behavior! Now being revamped!Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-8-11 - Published: 10-30-08 - Charlie B. & Manfred B.15. Dumblight: A Twilight Spoof by Methenie Steyer » reviewsA spoof of Twilight as written by me. Becca Raven moves to Snorks, Washingtorn and she falls for a boy named Edmund Dullen. Trouble is...Edmund's a vampire! Can this love story get off the ground?Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,326 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 1-14-1016. Charlie Bone & the Mysterious Students » reviewsTakes place two years before "Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King". Charlie Bone is a student at Bloor's Academy when the school takes in five mysterious students. Charlie must find out who they are and why they are at Bloor's. Now open!Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 8-20-08 - Charlie B. & Emma T.17. Harry Potter & Merlin's School of Magic » reviewsHarry never went to Hogwarts; instead he attends Merlin's School of Magic from ages 2 to 14. When the school shuts down, he heads off to Hogwarts and meets Jacquel Romanov, who is Hogwart's Golden Girl. Let the fun begin! ON HIATUS; might become a seriesHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-16-11 - Published: 4-15-08 - Harry P. & Dudley D.18. Something Wicked This Way Comes » reviewsMy first Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover. Harry follows Sirius when he falls into the veil and they wind up meeting our favorite family of vampires in Forks, Washington! RATING HAS NOW GONE UP TO "M"!Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,408 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 2-13-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete19. The Volturi Diaries, Season 1 » reviewsPresenting to you the tales in which the Volturi are nothing more than a bunch of misbehaving...jerks! Now including characters from the Vampire Diaries and True Blood! Now complete! Wait for Season 2!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-14-11 - Published: 4-16-10 - Aro & Jane - Complete20. Left Behind the rewrite » reviewsThe original "Left Behind" story sucked. I have the 2011 edition here. Enjoy! And forget I ever wrote the first one in the first place.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-13-11 - Published: 3-30-11 - OC & Albus D. - Complete21. Harry Potter & the Lifetime Original Sequel » reviewsObviously, this is the sequel to Harry Potter & the Lifetime Original Movie, which Sirius returns from the veil, Jacquel has her baby, and the chaos of Hogwarts resumes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 1-12-09 - Harry P. & OC - Complete22. Rats Don't Lie » reviewsIn the summer before 5th year, Harry and Jacquel are forced to deal with several life changing events that makes them question their lives. slash, mpreg, family problems. NOW COMPLETE! This story will NOT have a sequel.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,642 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-10 - Published: 10-17-07 - OC & Harry P. - Complete23. The Secret Lives of Death Eaters » reviewsMY FINAL HARRY POTTER STORY! In which the Dark Lord causes some serious trouble with his Death Eaters... DISCLAIMER: I own nothing!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-1-10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Voldemort & Bellatrix L. - Complete24. Who's been reading a bad Harry Potter Fanfiction S » reviewsFull title: WHO'S BEEN READING A BAD HARRY POTTER FANFICTION STORY. Do you love reading bad fanfiction stories? Then why don't you read these random fics that butcher Harry Potter. plz read & review! No flames allowed! NOW COMPLETED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 69,946 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-1-10 - Published: 7-10-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete25. The Fandom Chatroom » reviewsHere's a silly story about what happens when all your favorite characters get together and chat on the internet...just like we do!Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-30-10 - Published: 6-18-0926. Harry Potter & A Deadly Romance » reviewsSomething scary has happened. Tom returns to Hogwarts & this time, he wants Harry as his lover. Poor Ginny! NOW COMPLETE! This story will not have a sequel.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,486 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-19-10 - Published: 10-27-07 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete27. The Life & Times of Teddy Lupin » reviewsThe story J. K. Rowling forgot to write. Teddy Lupin is the godson of Harry Potter and this is his story. Second story has now begun! ON TEMPORARY HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,227 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 6-23-09 - Teddy L. & OC - Complete28. Charlie Bone vs Twilight » reviewsWhat would happen if we mixed up the two series?Crossover - Charlie Bone & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-23-10 - Charlie B. & Edward - Complete29. Fowl's 11 » reviewsWritten to the tune of George Cloney's Ocean's 11, Artemis, Harry, Jacquel, Charlie, and several others pilfer historical items from a cruel villian. crossovers with Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and the Chronicles of NarniaCrossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-10 - Published: 9-13-08 - Draco M. & Artemis F.30. Tell Me A Story: Manfred Returns from Paris reviewsSequel to last year's story "Manfred Leaves Bloor's". A year has passed and Manfred has returned to Bloors, having lived in Paris for a year. He is more than happy to see Charlie...slight slashCharlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-10 - Charlie B. & Manfred B. - Complete31. Deathly Twilight » reviewsThe Cullens and La Push Wolves get sucked into the wizarding war when they go to visit London, England.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 1-9-10 - Harry P. & Carlisle32. Left Behind » reviewsThis is a sidestory to Something Wicked This Way Comes, in which after Harry's apparent "death", his friends must find a way to go on with their lives. FINALLY COMPLETED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,849 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 3-18-09 - OC & Albus D. - Complete33. Harry Potter & the Prequel that made no sense » reviewsWhat if James & Lily never hook up? Well, let's just say that Harry would have never been born. Full summary in first chapter. Just read it. R&R plz!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 10-17-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P.34. Harry Potter & the Sequel that made no sense » reviewsThe sequel to the first story, in which Tyler Potter must face more dangers which are coming from the school itself...Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 1-12-0935. Dragons & Riders & Wizards & Wars » reviewsWritten on Feb 23, 2007, so no spoilers for Deathly Hallows. Harry is wrestling with his destiny when Eragon & Saphira show up & agree to help him. Can they defeat both Lord Voldemort & Galbatorix? ON HAITUS!Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 8-24-07 - Harry P. & Eragon S.36. Se viene algo malvado » reviewsMi primer crossover de Harry Potter/Crepusculo. ¡Harry sigue a Sirius cuando él cae tras el velo y terminan conociendo a nuestra familia de vampiros favorita en Forks, Washington! Traduccion de mi fic Something wicked this way comes. Translation by HytareCrossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 4-13-09 - Harry P. & Edward37. A Charlie Bone Sequel » reviewsThe sequel to A Charlie Bone Story; in which Charlie must face danger in the forms of two angry children and a great battle that looms over the horizon...NOW COMPLETED! This story will not have a sequel.Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Charlie B. & Paton Y. - Complete38. The Old Traditional Story » reviewsIn which Charlie Bone and his friends go on "the Greatest Adventure of their lives" while, the Bloors and their cohorts who are always up to no good must deal with the evil Lord Voldemort, who wants to take over the school. NOW COMPLETED!Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 3-7-09 - Charlie B. & Manfred B. - Complete39. Tell Me a Story: Manfred gets Rickroll'd reviewsA short story in which Manfred gets "Rickroll'd" by Charlie and Billy.Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-09 - Charlie B. & Manfred B. - Complete40. Tell Me A Story: Manfred Leaves Bloors reviewsA short story about when Manfred decided to leave Bloor's and find his mother.Charlie Bone - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-09 - Charlie B. & Manfred B. - Complete41. A Charlie Bone Story » reviewswritten on 8-20-2008. Charlie Bone is just an ordinary boy without a care in the world. Or is he? With the arrival of a new and potentially dangerous student, can he defend himself or will an evil witch take over the world?Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Charlie B. & Paton Y. - Complete42. Harry Potter & the story that made no sense » reviewsThere never was a Harry Potter instead, there is Tyler Potter & he must live Harry's life story. We are all doomed. First in the Tyler Potter Series. See more info in chapter 1. COMPLETED!Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-31-08 - Published: 5-4-07 - Complete43. Harry Potter & the Lifetime Original Movie » reviewsTakes place during 6th year. HBP didn't happen. Harry must deal with Jacquel's pregnancy, the deaths of Dumbledore & Lord Voldemort, & his own family secrets in this movie from the Lifetime Channel. COMPLETED!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-17-07 - Harry P. & OC - Complete44. Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King » reviewsHarry becomes upset after Order of the Phoenix & goes to Bloors. Too bad for him, because Charlie Bone takes him on another adventure! FINALLY COMPLETED! Read AN for more information.Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,880 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 5-19-07 - Harry P. & Charlie B. - Complete45. Harry Potter & A Loyal Sidekick » reviewsHarry is feeling super guilty of allowing Dumbledore to die, and Ron feels sorry for him. Contains slash, angst, and Half-Blood Prince spoilers! Completed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 3-18-08 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
