If you are reading this, then you have just reached the page of Claire Violet Thorpe, who has written so many fics it's not even funny! In fact, most of the time the fics are full of PG-13 rated humor and action, with some romance and slash thrown in for good measure. And let's not mention that I'm branching out to many other fandoms as well, for I read many books and need to just get out there with all I got.

Hopefully, what I have is the good stuff.

For starters, I am a bookworm and a computer addict, I love Facebook and Twitter and Deviant Art, and I've been writing fanfiction for years. I found this site several years ago and it wasn't until 2007 when I joined.

And since then, it's been all good for me.

UPDATE: NaNoWriMo is over and I won!! Well, anyway, I'm going to update any story on here and on my FictionPress account that hasn't been completed yet. So there you have it!

Stats:

Age: between 10,000 years-15,000 years old. (I shall never reveal my real age, hahaha!)

Location: The Golden Hills

Likes: fanfiction, pop music, celebrities, facebook, twitter, deviant art, movies, vampires, blogging

Dislikes: Disney, racism, stereotypes, mean people, terrorism

Orientation: Straight, of course!

My Websites

Dang I have a crapload of them! And here they are:

Fanfiction Fridays: My blog for fanfiction, which I write in ONLY on Fridays

MySpace: friend me on there. Just send a message saying you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

YouTube: My YouTube Channel. Please subscribe and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

DeviantArt: My Art gallery. Includes BOTH fan art and original artwork. Please subscribe and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

FictionPress.com: My fictionpress account for original works only. Please subscribe and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

HP Fandom: my account on the popular Harry Potter fanfiction site. I don't have much on there right now, but it'll get there...eventually! Please subscribe and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

AdultFanFiction: my account on this site. YOU MUST BE OVER 18 TO VIEW MY STORIES, AS THEY MAY CONTAIN VIOLENCE AND OTHER THINGS!! Please subscribe and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

Facebook: My Facebook profile. Please friend me and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

Twitter: My Twitter profile, which I will use to make announcements for my fanfiction stories. Please follow me and say you're from fanfiction.net or I won't know who you are!

Away in England: My own Harry Potter-themed blog, now it's going to be used to talk about some of the stuff I make up and the characters that are featured in my Harry Potter fanfiction stories.

I Got Twilighted: My Twilight-themed blog, which talks about how I hang out with the Cullens and the wolves of La Push.

Life at Bloor's: A Charlie Bone blog I made up, seeing as there are not that many out there, which will describe fanfiction and original characters who might creep in there at some point.

The Blog That Made No Sense: the blog that is dedicated to my anti-Harry Potter series, called The Series that made No Sense, which features Tyler Potter in Harry Potter's original role.

Stories in 5 Minutes: My original stories, condensed to the bare essentails and can be read in less than 5 minutes.

Story Updates:

1. Bad Fanfiction Stories: Expect to see more out-of-character behavior for everyone; this is an ongoing story.

2. Charlie Bone & the Mysterious Students: Expect chapters to come out every 3 days!

3. Harry Potter & the Lifetime Original Sequel: Jacquel (FINALLY!!) has her baby and will face a media firestorm over her baby's birth and name. Chapters come out every 3 days.

4. Merlin's School of Magic: Harry will be meeting the Weasleys, Hermione, and Dumbledore.

5. Harry Potter Redux: Chapters will be short and come out every 3 days.

6. Rats Don't Lie: Chapters will be coming out every 3 days.

7. The Sequel that Made No Sense: The sequel to the wildly popular "Harry Potter & the Story that Made no Sense." This time, Tyler Potter & his friends must survive "Chamber of Secrets." Chapters come out every 3 days.

8. Something Wicked This Way Comes: My first Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover. Harry follows Sirius when he falls into the veil and they wind up meeting our favorite family of vampires in Forks, Washington! This story is becoming quite popular; I'll keep churning out as many chapters as I can!!

Also, if you want to discuss Something Wicked This Way Comes with me, then click here or type in the web address http://www. / topic / 49972 / 13111196 / 1 / (hint, just take out the spaces and paste in your address bar). I'd love to see what you all think of it!

9. What the Children of the Red King don't want you to know: It's Who's Been Reading a Bad Fanfiction Story, but only with Charlie Bone characters! It's out now, so give it a chance! It too will be an ongoing story.

10. "What If" Plot Bunnies: I now present some plots that may be turned into stories. All stories (with some execptions) are adoptable. Please ask me before writing.

11. Left Behind: Sidestory to Something Wicked This Way Comes, Harry's friends must deal with his untimely "death" as well as troubles that are rising in the wizarding world. Will be finished in 2 weeks!!

12. Jacquel RassenworthDursleyPotter & the Prisoner of Azkaban: A young girl is trapped in the magical world of Harry Potter. Chapters will be every 3 days.

13. A Deadly Romance: Chapters will be short and coming out every 3 days.

14. Dragons & Riders & Wizards & Wars: New chapter out now; will release chapters every 5 days.

15. Fowl's 11: Chapters will be out every 4 days; but will be short and have 11 chapters.

16. The Prequel that Made no Sense: New chapter is out now! Chapters come out every 3 days.

17. The Life & Times of Teddy Lupin: The story J. K. Rowling never wrote, but I will. My friends and I did this as a roleplay, and our characters go to school with the famous Teddy Lupin and experience many adventures.

18. I Got Twilighted!: My first Twilight fic which pokes fun at everything Twilight related. Chapters released every 2 days.

19. The Fandom Chatroom: an IM story with all kinds of characters from your favorite books. Chapters released every 2 days.

Coming Soon on FanFiction.Net:

1. The Baudelaires vs. the Jaspotelli Kids: My first fanfic for A Series of Unfortunate Events. The Baudelaires (Violet, Klaus, & Sunny) square off with the Jaspotellis (Hayden, Victor, Kennedy, Nicholette, & Armany) on The Nelly Johnson Show. We'll find out why soon enough. CONTAINS SPOILERS!

2. Boneless at Hogwarts: My 1st non-HP centered fanfiction story, but Harry is in it. Charlie Bone is sent to Hogwarts, where he gets into even more trouble. First in the Boneless Trilogy.

3. Harry Potter & an Affair to Remember: Bellatrix reveals a secret that erupts into a huge media circus, sending our favorite bad boy into Harry's arms!

4. Harry Potter & the Children of the Red King 2: The sequel to the first story, which now has Harry being adopted by the Bloors and the war against Lord Voldemort gets worse.

5. Harry Potter does Knocked Up & Juno: Two of the best movies of the year and Harry Potter combine to make one incredibly wacky story. Juno deals with Jacquel getting knocked up before her 15th birthday and a certain Weasley twin must deal with her and her baby, Juno; and Knocked Up deals with Aslan Griswold getting knocked up by Harry's cousin Dudley (OMG, WTF?) and the Dursleys must deal with the prospect of having a magical grandchild.

6. Harry Potter does “Wife Swap”: During the summer of Harry’s 3rd year, Mrs. Dursley and Mrs. Weasley switch places and live in each other's houses for a month. Let the fun begin!

7. I'm not Harry Potter: A new gen fic that follows the crappiest finale and the even crappier epilogue. Harry's son Albus befriends twins Revalie and Roscoe Kroger as a new Dark Lord attacks the Wizarding World.

8. James Morgan & the Dangerous Ring: When James Potter Morgan, the son of Stacey Morgan, enters Hogwarts for his first year, a mysterious and powerful ring falls into his hands. James was orphaned at birth and Harry takes him in and raises him. First in a planned 7 book series. No Deathly Hallows spoilers; Deathly Hallows never happens.

9. The Return of Harry Potter: Nearly 11 years after his disappearance, Harry makes a surprising return to the Wizarding world. But he is not the same wizard that everyone knew and loved…

10. Sunny Side Up: Sunny Baudelaire is now 11 years old and instead of facing Count Olaf, she must face Lord Voldemort.

11. Prequel to Deathly Hallows: (was originally titled Before the 7th Book Series) This takes place after Harry Potter & A Loyal Sidekick and consists of 7 stories, all that took place before Deathly Hallows:
1. Running Scared: In which Draco Malfoy grows a backbone and stands up to his father and the Dark Lord and takes charge of his own life.
2. A Family Affair: In which Jacquel discovers who her father is and finds out why her family died and she was sent to live with Nichollo Trichenberg.
3. Memoirs of a Half-Blood Prince: In which Snape must face the angry ghost of his dead brother.
4. The Princess & the Pirate: In which Jacquel and Magnus deal with being re-incarnated lovers who were slain during a wizarding war many years ago and Jacquel makes a tough decision regarding her love life.
5. Horucrux Hunt: In which Harry and Ron deal with true love and plan with Hermione, Ginny, and several other people to find and destroy the horucruxes.
6. The Family Dursley: In which Petunia Dursley must face her past and the children she abandoned.
7. Here is Gone: At the end of the series, everyone reunites, but a battle is nothing more than a dress rehearsal for what is to happen next.
Well, I have determined that this story is too controversial and violent for FanFiction.Net, so I'm posting it at Adult FanFiction.com. Here's the link: Prequel to Deathly Hallows. But if you want me to post the story on here, PM me and I'll clean it up some.

12. Second Term @ Prufrock: In which the Baudelaire siblings attend the terrible Prufrock Preparatory School and encounter yet more unfortunate events.

Future Productions:

1. Artemis Fowl: Relatives from Hell: My 1st Artemis Fowl fanfic. Artemis must stay with his relatives for a year. Pity the relatives.

2. The Baudelaires @ Hogwarts: My 3rd ASOUE fanfic. The Baudelaires meet up with Harry and Jacquel and join them for their final year at Hogwarts.

3. A Black Drama: When a strange event brings the Black family together, secrets are revealed and Dumbledore is discredited.

4. Brothers in Arms: Harry and Neville have been born under similar circumstances. Watch as they recover together.

5. Charlie Bone & the Return of the Boa: the Blue Boa returns seeking Charlie's help.

6. Charlie Bone & the Revenge of the Sorcerer: Lyell Bone returns and gets revenge against the Bloors and Yewbeams.

7. Harry Potter & the Desperate Wizards: If you like “Desperate Housewives”, then you’ll love this story. It’s about what happens to the grownups while the kids are at school.

8. Harry Potter & the Evil Faith Princess: After breaking up a fight between his son and Jacquel Romanov, Lucius Malfoy reveals that he is Jacquel's father.

9. Harry Potter & The Final Reconing: Harry discovers that he has an older brother from his mother’s side of the family.

10. Harry Potter & The Girl Who Lived: Jacquel, not Harry, survived Voldemort's attack. She is super powerful and she won't stand for Dumbledore's lies. Harry is a girl in this story. May contain femmeslash.

11. Harry Potter & The Importance of being Ernest: Here's the story of a boy who may or may not be the son of Lord Voldemort.

12. Harry Potter & The Pureblood Princess's Tale: A long-kept secret is let out, and opinions about one Albus Pericval Wulfric Brian Dumbledore are changed forever.

13. Harry Potter does Back to the Future: A teenaged Teddy Lupin, wanting to meet his parents, accidentally winds up in the year 1996, where he must deal with a 16-year old-Jacquel, the half-sister he never got a chance to meet.

14. I Love My Freakish Cousin: Dudley reveals that he has feelings for Harry.

15. If Only Our Wishes were Dragons: My second HP/Eragon crossover. Harry, Malfoy, Blaise, and Jacquel somehow find themselves trapped in Alagaesia amid a terrible war with the evil King Galbatorix.

16. F, Thy Name is Artemis: When an old boyfriend of Holly's shows up, a jealous Artemis must fight for her.

17. MagicStarLight: Opal Koboi plots to kidnap Artemis, and Holly realizes that she has feelings for him.

18. The Menacing Marriage: What happens if Violet was actually married to Count Olaf?

19. Of Bones & Campbells: in which very distant American cousins of Charlie Bone show up and Charlie must solve a mystery regarding them.

20. The Other Way Around: Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry is living with his godfather Sirius when he gets word that Remus Lupin has escaped from Azkaban.

21. Sunny Steps Out: 14-year-old Sunny Baudelaire comes out and tells her story.

22. Tears in Heaven: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS. Sean dies after being bitten by Nagini and saves Snape.

23. What If Story: What if they beat Voldemort before he kills James & Lily: Let's pretend that Sean and Regulus Black decided to take on Voldemort before he begins his killing spree and tries to kill Harry.

Here's something to think about:

Once there was a boy who no one liked, they made fun of him every day

I saw them laugh at him, but I said nothing

because my parents told me it was unwise to get involved in everyone else's business

so I ignored the teasing and kept my head in the books.

But things got worse, because we were in high school, and the boy was still being teased for no reason

but then they started beating him up, and no one stood up for him at all

I wanted to help this poor boy out

but I remembered what my parents had said

to mind my own business and not to interfere with anyone else's life

so I kept my head in my book and kept on going.

If only I had known what would happen next

One day, that same boy had had enough of the teasing

so he brought a gun to school and went shooting the people who tormented him

chaos ruled supreme as people tried to avoid getting shot

no one knew this could have been prevented if only they helped that boy

but someone did get shot that day

it was me

me, the girl who ignored him and went about my life

I was just 16 years old

and guess what? I DIED!!

I'm lying cold and dead on the floor with people screaming around me

but what of that little boy, who was so cruelly tormented all these years?

what would have happened if I just simply helped him out?

I'll never know the answer because I am now dead.

My parents are crying, my brother is sad

my friends are asking themselves why did this happen

it was because I never thought that this could happen to me

I ignored the boy and now I'm paying for it with my own life.

Such a shame, because I was 16 years old when I died.

Teasing is bad and teasing is wrong, it leads to school shootings and the needless deaths of innocent people. So if you want to end bullying and school shootings, please repost this in your profile. We must stop the violence.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight are fat headed wannabe fans, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile (I cry whilst reading fanfics too)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Somewhere over the rainbow...idiots die...

If you stopped reading Harry Potter because you hated Deathly Hallows so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you are such a fan of Twilight that you now HATE Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

STEREOTYPES ARE WRONG!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.
I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy.
My FAVORITE COLOUR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.
I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.
When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE “IN” CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.
I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.
I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)
I WISH I COULD HUG SEVERUS SNAPE, so I MUST be suicicidal.
I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, SO I MUST HATE GUYS WHO ARE REAL. (but I do wish Edward was real...)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, add one and POST THIS!

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool. X
You go to your dad for advice.X
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. X
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.X
You love to shop. X
You wear eyeliner. X
You wear the color pink. X
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. X
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. X
You like wearing jewelry. X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can. X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid.X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.X

Total: 18

So I'm a girl. whoopidy-doo!

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this. I love babies and I want to have children someday, so I hate abortion.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianFairypirateatwilight, Storms-Are-My-Nature, ShadowRose18, Claire Violet Thorpe

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile. (My favorites get filled every day)

If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile (I wish I could LIVE in the library!)

If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into you're profile (I know I need to get a social life)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (my family has since given up on me.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my own universe, thank you very much!)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (I can read 3 if need may be or if I'm bored)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (rarely)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this to your profile.

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

Ok, I guess you've all suffered long enough. Now back to the good stuff!