About me: I am Sychotic, crazy... So much so that my friends have already booked me a bed in a metal hospital they claim is called Sunny Brook Mental Institution, in Calgary... I hate Calgary... I am also addicted to Fruits Basket, wish Hatori was my older brother( funny thing, Hatori is year of the dragon, an so is my older brother!), love Harry Potter, Love Eragon, adore Murtagh from Eragon...

Alright, so I'm just going to do one big Disclaimer, and never add them again... You can do that, right?

So, I don't own Harry Potter... Or the Chronicles of Narnia... Or Batman... Or Ouran High Host Club...

If I did, then I wouldn't be writing fanfictions, now would I?

I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i know. but i dont get it either.)

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.

If you now draw The Jokers symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.

If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If you try to act/dress like The Joker because he is so awesome put this in your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

I suffer from OBHLJCD = Obessive Heath Ledger Joker Compulsive Disorder and no doctor can prescribe a remedy. If u think u have this disorder please put it into your profile

HEATH LEDGER
It takes 1 second to love his looks
It takes 1 hour to love his personality
It takes 1 day to fall in love with him
It takes 1 lifetime to forget him

Jokercoke:

Ingedients: Giggles: 5 percent, Bloodlust: 15 percent, Anarchy: 10 percent, Insanity: 50 percent, Gut-busting hysterical laughter: 20 percent, Fun of a Lifetime: 100 percent.

Side Effects May Include: Random bursts of laughter, Disoriented thought process, nonsensical speaking, and/or a sudden fascination with the color purple and shiny pointed objects. Contact your doctor immediately should you find yourself with a sudden desire to murder and destroy society, as this may be a rare but serious side effect.

If you've ever seen The Dark Knight SO many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed randomly like the Joker in an empty, silent room, do it again while you are copying this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

I'm a victim of Jokercoke. ;)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

what do u mean the moon isn't made of cheez?

I'm the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I'm that kinda girl who will bust out laughing 4 sumthin that happened yesterday

One day this little girl went up to this little boy & asked him if she was pretty he said no then she asked him if she liked her he said no then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away forever he said no she walked away crying then he grabbed her by the arm & said I don't think your pretty...I think your beautiful I don't like u...I love you If you walked away forever i wouldn't cry I would die

put this in ur pro if u wish u were this little girl.

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.

"Cooter"

Thoughts for stories in the future-

Serpent spawn- HP... What if Sirius Black had a twin sister who married Severus Snape? What happens when her eldest child, the child she had with Lucius Malfoy, becomes engaged to the DArk Lord? Heads will roll when the twins, who are the golden trio's age, and the youngest, all go to Hogwarts. Re-write of the fifth year at Hogwarts. Twins- Saravelda, and Setlvus pairings- Lord Voldermort/OC... Neville/OC

One-shot (or two)- What happen to Imi when Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy leave Narnia?

Prince Caspian- Will have parts from both movie and book, but will be re-written, with a delightful twist ;P

and many more, I'm just to lazy to type the ideas...

(\_/)
(+'.'+) Copy and paste this Bunny
('')_('') into your profile to help him gain
world domination