Hey! ChottoMatte here, with a much-needed profile update! I felt like a change, so I updated everything AND changed my name! That's right, folks! The Author YOU'VE KILLED ME is now CHOTTOMATTE!!

If anyone asks where the hell YKM has gone, I'm still here, loves! Alright. Circulate the news, I'm a new woman as of today!

DONE:

Somnium Dulcis- When Demyx is an abused foster child, and Zexion is a misunderstood violinist with a self-harm problem, can they find solace in one another? COMPLETE. THANKS, GUYS.

Burning Heart- “My name’s Roxas, and I’m not on the menu. But if you want to wait until I get off work in half an hour, I’ll see what I can do.” Rated T for uh... Yaoi. AkuRoku. R & R plox?

Together- Two lovers, sick of hiding their compassion. Will they reveal themselves to the world, or live in the shadows? AU, slightly OOC. A short ZexSo, written for DanceSoraDance. T for mentions of sex.

Reunion- AkuDem, no real plot, just practice at writing lemons. Review plox?

Ballet Slippers- RiDem! Demyx wants Riku to go to a party - but what's this about tying someone up? Rated M for allusions to naughtiness.Just...Don't shoot me, please. I have a life to live and people to love. Reviews appreciated, flames tolerated, Ukes willingly molested!

Oops- Roxas loses his shorts swimming, Axel goes in to 'help'. Akuroku, lemon scented.

Slap and Tickle- What happens when Axel and Roxas go to a gay bar on accident? Rated M for mentions of yaoi, bondage, twincest, hilarious situations. AkuRoku, SoRiku, fleeting mentions of AkuReno, SoRoku.

Bittersweet- Zexion and Demyx grew up together, an inseparable pair. What happens when Demyx comes back and doesn't remember the promises they've made, how will Zexion cope? For Zemyx Day.

No Matter What- Sequel to 'Bittersweet.' When Demyx comes back, Zexion is confused but overjoyed. But Demyx has a duty to do- Marry Kairi or crush his family. What will he choose? Rated 't' for 'Teen', splendiferously long.

Marshmallow Man- ;D Just do it. Rated as it is. Don't hold this one against me.

The Upside of HeartbreakSoRoku, not much else to say. (Not for the uninitiated or faint of heart.)

Dressing Up- A random ficlet dreamed up in Business Law - AkuSoRiku - When Axel is forced to dress up for Halloween, how will Sora and Riku take it Rated M because I wanted it to be. AU sorta? Fluffy.

The Color Of Stars- Oneshot, AkuRoku. It's cute, lemme tell you. Rated...uh...T for implied character death and some angst. Good luck!

IN THE WORKS:

Happenstance- Zexion: The adoring fan. Marluxia: The hot lead singer of Zexy's favorite band. When a romance suddenly sparks, can anyone predict what will happen? Will fame and society split them apart? Rated M for lemony chapters later on. Written for MY Sora.

Love- A series of short drabbles, each it's own story. Ideas from a random generator- made into cute and sad fiction! Read and review, mature content in some.

Paper Cranes- An accident he told no one about leaves Kaoru suffering with AIDS,and a brokenhearted Hikaru. He reads an old fairytale- if he folds a thousand paper cranes, he'll get a free wish. Can he save his brother? Rated M for HikaruxKaoru, cursing, charrie death.

Tango Corazon- When Zexion tries to kill Himself, he finally gets the right prescription- Tango Lessons. But when he discovers who his new teacher is, he'll get more than what he bargained for. Zemyx. M. FINAL CHAPTER WRITTEN. It's just waiting for beta-nii to type!

This Damn Heart- In the year 1801, Edward Elric is an orphaned slave. Separated from Alphonse, he is purchased by a mysterious colonel Roy Mustang. What will come of this? Will he ever see his home, or Alphonse, ever again? EdxRoy
(To be honest, I'm not sure if I'll ever get this done. I've lost all hope, myself. But keep hanging on your tenterhooks. You never know with me, maybe it'll just pop up one day. Keep hoping.)

Nanashi- When Ritsuka and Soubi's unconventional love force the pair to make some tough decisions, A long-lost brother returns from the dead, and a dark jealousy rears its ugly head, how will the ersatz couple cope? A collab between SayaSoraSanxxSan and I ! This has already been completely written. Just waiting for Beta-nii. DAMMIT GIRL.

MAYBE:

Nothing right now. Maybe you should PM me a request. I'd do it, as long as it was a oneshot. I do things for others that I won't do for myself. Did that sound dirty, or was it just me?

I'm currently open for Beta-reading. I mean, I Beta read. Yeah. I don't NEED one, considering I've already got a b-e-a-utiful beta-nii. And she's cool like that.

My Favorite Quotes (This list will be very short for a while, and I'll add more and more as I read, kay?)

1 - "Oh, yes. So sorry. You're Mr. 'I'm-in-love-with-an-aesthetically-pleasing-rock.'" Kairi giggled. "Imaginary" - ShadowAili

2- Zexion’s hands lifted slightly and ran across the squishy flesh of Demyx’s butt. “I love your ass.”- "The Scent of a Lover" - Hot Crimson Passion

3- Can't you just see a little preppy Roxas with a cherry-red slider phone with the keyboard just texting away? "Lyke OMG guyz!! WTF she did wat?! LOLOL" (This is actually out of an A/N, but it was too cute to pass up) - "KeepAway" - Mayura-Hikari-090

4 - "Hello Marshmallow man, lets do it hard and fast on the bus." - Sora... at a cross country meet.

5 - “You think I don’t know that?” I demanded.

Everyone went quiet and gaped at me incredulously—even Demyx.

“Did it ever cross your fucking mind that I didn’t want him to know, you stupid, oblivious, mother fucking bastard?” I asked. “And if you must know, I’ve been protecting him for twelve fucking years—ever since your bastard father left him at his mother’s mercy! Because if I hadn’t kicked his fucking ass every time he had an argument with his mom, she would’ve done it instead! And I’d rather he hated me for being an ass than have his mom beat out the only good left in him thanks to you and your slut of a mother!”

No one spoke.

“You think I fucking wanted to be like I have been for the past twelve years? I would’ve loved to be able to spar with him just once without having to worry that if I hit him there I might crack a rib his mom bruised, or if I put him in a stranglehold he’d have a panic attack because she tried to fucking suffocate him when he was eight. There are rules, Demyx—six rules that I have conformed to for twelve fucking long-ass years so I could try to limit all the shit she’s tried to do to him!”

“Siggs…rules?” Demyx repeated slowly.

“Yes, six.” I snapped, and began ticking them off on my fingers. “Don’t say goodbye, don’t mention his father, pick a fight with him if he says ‘Mama’ instead of ‘Mom,’ watch where you hit him, let him break out of strangleholds, and if any of the first three rules are broken don’t hold anything back except stuff from rule five. Rules.”

“Seifer…” Hayner said quietly.

“Don’t.” I ran a hand through my hair. “Just…Jesus, just leave me the fuck alone.”

I turned and fled from the pizza parlor without letting anyone try to stop me.

(This isn't really a quote, more of an excerpt, and I just couldn't pass it up. It made me laugh and sigh at the same time.)

"Better Broken" - Ellipsis the Great

5 - And my skin is unbinding, my mind imploding as I-I’m g-going to— - "This Won't Feel Right At All In the Morning" - Starry-NightsXIII

6 - Sometime later that night, Demyx woke up to fingers trailing on his side. "Axel, I swear to God," he muttered, "if you tickle me while I'm sleeping, I'm going to dance-water-dance straight up your urethra." - "Tickles" - Cykotyks

Friend Quotes!

1 - "BUT MAMA I WAS LOOKIN' AT THE FLOWAS" - Sora, as a young Marly

2 - "COUGH IT UP KITTY." - Sora, in one of the best Apples to Apples games ever

3- "WHAT SOUND DOES TIFA MAKE?" "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" -Sora

4 - "Singing is actually the same as masturbation. It doesn't matter as long as it feels good" -Sora

5 - " OMG are they going to have hardcore se- I MEAN ! are they gonna hardcore dance? yeah... yeah that's it" -Sora

6 - " Demmmmmmyxxxxxxx! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY DEMYXXXXXXXXXXXX. I'm just a little ol' masochist. Comee and pleasure me DEEEEEMYXXXXXXXXXX." - Sora... when she redid a her drawing and made Zexion... pretty.

7 - Sara's way = 'FUCKING Roxas!' Caro's = 'Fucking Roxas' mischievous smile, Frankly it doesn't turn out the same. -Sora

8 - 'Aerith you have a brother?' lmao -Sora

9 - "Mmm mmm good is what it is! I love his man soup... Okay that was probably the worst thing I've EVER said." - Sora xD

My Favorite Stories

1 - Midummmer Nightmare's Dream - Fantacination ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4007823/1/Midsummer_Nightmares_Dream)

2 - Beautiful Boy - L.H. BagHead ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4536571/1/Beautiful_Boy )

-this might actually be my favorite AkuRoku in existence. I'm just madly in love with it.

3 - The Scent of a lover - Hot Crimson Passion ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4548606/1/The_Scent_Of_A_Lover )

4 - Better Broken - Ellipsis the great ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4379705/1/Better_Broken )

5 - This Won't Feel Right At All In the Morning - Starry-NightsXIII

( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4608114/1/This_Wont_Feel_Right_At_All_In_the_Morning )

6 - Tickles - Cykotyks ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4617975/1/Tickles)

7 - Of All the Worlds - The Inspector ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4556622/1/Of_All_the_Worlds ) (It's so wrong, but it's so RIGHT :D)

8 - A Midnight Clear - kurosora1984 ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4736177/1/A_Midnight_Clear )

9- Shout! - Dualism ( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3802375/1/Shout )

10 - Anything my pal Sora writes. ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1565413/DanceSoraDance ) Check out our collab fic, Nanashi. If our beta ever gets back to typing that -.-

So now I'm basically trying to waste space on my page. because I want people to read through the whole thing and

wonder if I'm insane or what. Oh! My disorders! I'm a Kleptomaniac, which means I like to take things. Anything really. Just

to have it. I'm a pyro-- I love fire, burning, flames, heat. I've got OCD-- I'm meticulous in everything but my own lifestyle.

I'm super ADD girl, which is why you can send me mail and I'll carry on a nice conversation with you and then I'll just walk

off. I'm super-twitchy, and I shout random things alot, which is why Beta tells me I have Tourettes. I'm lactose intolerant,

but since Half my family lives in Wisconsin, I love all dairy products. Yeah, that's about it. Well, aside from me being a

histrionic schizophrenic narcissist weirdo. ; I love myself. But hate myself too. Oh! Forgot! Bipolar. Yeah. I love you. I HATE

YOU. (see? see?)

I'll talk to anyone who emails or PMs! Keep in touch, you guys!! DFTBA!!