Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Name: Xejicka

Status: Insanity

Age: If you ever find out, I'll eat you, then kill you! Nah, I'm just joking.

Height: Medium-short

Sex: XX

Weight: Band members call me a toothpick

Form: Nobody

Hair: almost what I want it to be

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Hobbies:

Gaming

Reading good books

Reading and writing fanfictions

Watching anime

Listening to good music

Buying funny shirts

Colorguard

knitting

Origami

Fangirling

Laughing at Mansex jokes

Bashing Hojo

Trying to not bash the good guys anymore

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Favorite Bands and Singers and Composers:

Nobuo Uematsu

The Black Mages

Dragon Force

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Danny Elfman

Nightwish

Gackt

Three Days Grace

Utada Hikaru

Yoko Shimomura- I can't beleive she was a woman the whole time!

Koji Kondo

Daft Punk

My chemical Romance- Don't bash me, if you hate, deal with it in therapy

If any of you know any good bands I should listen to, tell me. I'm open minded as long as it isn't country- I live in Kentucky and have heard enough to last a lifetime- or rap.

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Movies That I Love:

Tron

Advent Children

FMA: Conquerer of Shambala

The Nigthmare Before Christmas

Howl's Moving Castle

Ratatouille

The First Wives Club- this is the only chick flick I like

Dodgeball

Transformers

Pirates of the Caribbean

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Young Frankenstein

Like the bands, I'm open minded to movies. There are some out there that I want to see but haven't. If you know any good ones I should watch, tell me!

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Fave Shows/Manga :

Death Note- Don't spoil!

FMA

Happy Tree Friends

The Boondocks

Robot Chicken

South Park

Trinity Blood

Shin Chan

Blood +

Avatar

The Simpsons

Family Guy

Yu Yu Hakusho

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Food!

Sushi

Quiche

Hibiscus Tea

Ramen

Donuts

Cookies

Bananas

Pork burgers

Clear Water Soup

Mexican Rice

Mashed potatoes

Double Baked potatoes

Toad in a holes

Dislikes: Idiots, biology class, idiots, drugs, the Danny Phantom and Kingdom Hearts crossover, idiots, Paris Hilton, idiots, American Idol, idiots, perverts, idiots, Mary Sues, idiots, lonliness,idiots, cross overs that don't make sense, idiots, yaoi, Leon/Yuffie pairing, nudity added in horror flicks just to make them rated R, purses that cost over thirty dollars- desisner purses piss me off, etc

A comment about the Danny Phantom? Kingdom Hearts crossover. I see this on deviant art all the time. I used to like that show Danny Phantom, then I got older. The thing is is that Butch Hartman cannot do crossovers. There's no potential because it would be American made. I love Butch Hartman to death, he is a hilarious writer and animator. I just hate seeing crossovers because all the ones he made sucked.

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The Odd Couple and Pairings

One of the things I despise the most is... LeonYuffie pairing! I hate it with a passion. Leon or Squall as I like it, is for Rinoa and only Rinoa. Not Yuffie, never Yuffie. He does not deserve Yuffie, she does not deserve him. They are can do better than each other, especially Squall. Yuffie is too happy, Squall isn't. The most they would make is fighting buddies, that's it. Nothing more.

One thing I try to keep from doing is messing with pairings that already exist. If the company already set a pairing, it should be kept that way. I don't care if you think that Sora can do better than Kairi. Square Enix set them as a pairing and it should be kept that way. That's why Riku exists, so he can have the stray fangirl glomp him! -chases Riku-

I just realized one of the best, most well rounded pairings out there. LinkxSheik from Legend of Zelda. It's the most well rounded pairings because it's yaoi for the fangirls since Sheik is labeled a guy and yet it is canon and not gay because Sheik is Zelda in disguise! It's amazing how it works.

I don't bash anyone for liking a different pairing than I do. It doesn't matter because it's your opinion and you have every right to disagree if you need to.

Pairings I like:

Cloud/Tifa- FFVII

Aerith/Zack- FFVII

Zidane/Garnet-FFIX

Sora/Kairi- KH

Roxas/Namine-KH

Larxene/ flirts with Axel and Marluxia( c'mon! she flirts, look it up yourself)

The rest of Organization XIII/ OCs because who else do they have to love without yaoi?

Squall/Rinoa-FFVIII

Laguna/Raine- FFVIII

Reno the Turk/ OC- FFVII (she wouldn't be based on me, but I doodled what his future kids would look like, Reno clones!)

Link/Sheik(Zelda)

plenty more I might add later...

Pairings I can't stand, sorry:

Squall/Yuffie- sorry, Squall and Rinoa are so hot together

AkuRoku- but it sure is fun to make fun of, or at least potential situations where it looks like it is but it really isn't

Larxene/ Namine- there are 12 men in the organization, they all can't be gay and the only two females can't be lesbians, I'm not homophobic, I don't just think they're all gay

Elricest- I rarely read FMA fics, but the concept makes me want to puke out all of my organs!!!!!

Sora/Roxas- same reasom as above, they're the same person and it isn't masturbation or just plain sex, it's incest in this case!!!

Lovely Readers and Writers

ChezatheflowerMaiden is one of my beta writers, you mess with her, you mess with me. A character in my story is based on her, can you guess who it is? PYROMANCY FOREVER!

rikufanattic is one of my favorite writers, mess with her and you made me a flamer. She gives me funny plot bunnies and she is a nice person who is kind enough to let me borrow her character for a chapter or so. She also gives me great advice when I need it.

Jediempress is one of my favorite writers, she should work for Square Enix or something because she is great at it and she can fill any plot hole you throw at her.

SacredxMoon is a loyal reveiwer, I love her story and I need to favor it. I owe her a lot for reveiwing me! -Xejicka bows down to mutter words of praise-

Evil-Sama- you re underated beyond reason and you need praise. Read this person's fan fics because they are awesome!

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Fangirlness

I will warn you, I am an obsessive fangirl of: Riku, Axel, Demyx, Abel Nightroad, Squall Leonhart, Vincent Valentine, Zexion, Reno, Riku's replica, Nobuo Uematsu, Hagi (sp? either way, it's the guy from Blood +), Tetsuya Nomura

You know what the ironic thing is, I originally wasn't wasn't a fangirl of Demyx. When I started my story, I was a bigger fangirl of Axel. I only decided to have any kind of love for Demyx in the story because all the fanfics I saw at the time were mean to him. He looked pathetic and I wanted to cut him a break. It wasn't until too late that I found out that there were plenty of fangirls of him. It's weird, I hated his mullet and now I love what I call, his mulhawk. The good news is that this fangirlness keeps my heart distracted from I guy I once had a huge crush on. I don't have a crush on him any more and this fangirlness lets my heart heal.

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Random Beleifs That I mostly Rip off Others:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, GaurdianChocobo, Xejicka, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Kh meerkats, rikufanattic

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are an Irish-Catholic that is forced into a Catholic school with uncomfortable and strict uniform policies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile .

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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Fan Fiction Time!

I'm writing a fan fic called Discovering Fate, I have a list and the description of all of the original characters and original settings.

Jackie O'Nan- normal height girl with long, almost black hair, very talkative or was, hates idiots (but is unfortunately surrounded by them at all times, aren't we all?), willing to save friends, but has a short temper with a perchant of hitting guys in the crotch, one of the world's biggest extroverts with ADD, often wears hair down unless at school, then she has it in a head band or twisted braid ponytail with a magenta hair ribbon, you're friendly neighborhood otome. She laccks the luck necessary and seems to be wanted by Xemnas but has the luck of being hit favorite stabbity bag. her weapon of choice is a guan dao

Kathleen McNulty- same height as Jackie with same hair color, but it's a lot shorter and curlier, shy, loves Sephiroth, can take down a guy without resorting to crotch hits, has ADD, a cross between emo, punk and geek, often accused of being Satanic, but isn't, has some skank issues, a picky eater and descendant of Tifa Lockhart. Her weapon of choice varies between her fists and a masamune

Fate- mysterious entity that always seems to have everyone in a deal with her, flirts with red-heads, loves the color purple, but isn't gay, seems to have a larger scheme up her sleeves, loves good etiquette and has a very odd taste in fashion. Her weapon of choice is her very powerful rod

Matt Holden- normal height punk that has curly brown hair, always dons a sock cap with Jack Skellington on it, seems to know his way around things, has often been accused of being a fruit yet is somehow a ladies man a the same time. He can be a bit of a prick at times and gets hated for it. His weapon of choice is a dei katana which is just a five foot long katana

Durus Nero Vesper- He goes by Durus for short, he is the repliku, but how is he alive? He has made a deal with Fate and is currently Kathleen's body guard, he longs for somebody, but whom? He's vitriolic, but people like him. Is said to be more muscular than Riku. His weapon of choice is a souba

Jessica O'Nan- Jackie's oldest sister, same exact height as her with same exact hair color that's only a couple inches below the shoulder, was in the marines, normally wears tight, sleeveless, green v-neck button up shirt with long blue jeans, ever the protective soldier, especially for family, blood related or not. She can be a bit psychotic, but she's a surprisingly good cook. She uses a variety of weapons, especially a gun, a whip and throwing knives

Vicis- Really Father Time, goes by Vicis or Vic for short. A very casual man with a British accent. Despite his laid back nature, he can work hard when he wants to, but doesn't draw atttention to it. His weapon of choice is a pocket watch he uses to mainpulate time and like a whip or flail

Lady Luck- A blonde that seems to work along side Vicis. She's a seductive but not slutty woman that loves a good gamble considering her luck. She doesn't like what Fate has done for some reason and seems to shun Jackie. Her weapon of choice is a deck of cards that she uses for throwing and magic.

Leah Riddick- couple inches shorter than Jackie, has chin length, red hair, often surprises people, seems to show up randomly, has secret dealings with the deities but was originally chosen for an important task...Her weapon of choice is an adamant crassbow.

Mysterious Asian Man- Man that seems to be making some secret dealings with Fate. Who is he and what does he want? Who ever he is, the authoress finds him quite attractive.

Paul- big and tall guy that seems to tower over Jackie when standing up, almost buzz cut length brown hair, plays various musical instruments, never seems to have much luck, is also very tired in the mornings. He prefers a simple sword and sheild

Logan- Blond rocker that's stuck in the small army. He has large side burns that he thratens to rip off everytime Jackie mentions them. His weapon is a guitar that can convert into an ax if he plays the right chords. Music is his passion and he can sometime get fed up with Matt

Sara- short brunette with very poofy brown hair that is also short, she loves anime, wears glasses and has a crush on Envy the humonculus, she writes fanfictions that will get her introuble one day... She uses a simple sword and is surprisingly good at fighting

Lee Ann- moogle that was once human, lost all memories of her past and always seems to disappear, she's happy and kind hearted, loves saying spamdunculous and tries to go by the name Ginger. She's too nice to have a weapon yet

Jackie's Humanity- A woman of Jackie's mind, very mysterious and bears resemblance to Aqua from the extended secret ending. There is more to her than meets the eye...

Durus' Humanity- A man of Durus' mind, very mysterious and bears strong resemblace to the man with the black visor from the secret ending. He knows alot and is willing to let his master know, why does he even exist?

Torey- normal height guy who loves rock, has moderate length almost black hair, very tired in the mornings

Liam- only a few inches shorter than Paul, has hair just like Torey's, but it's brown, loves rock, unfortunately has a perchant of being hit in the crotch by all of his friends, including Jackie, may never have children and if he does, they'll have shoe print shaped birth marks on their foreheads

Ryan- same height as Torey, always seems to piss people off, takes showers, but doesn't look like it, hair like Liam's, but it's sandy blonde and always looks greasy. he was only in the story for one chapter because he isn't fun to write.

Catholic High- Catholic school with very uncomfortable uniforms everyday, for some reason the teachers didn't try to protect the students from the threat in Ch. 1, what were they doing?

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Famous Lefties: Sephiroth- Final Fantasy VII, Reno- Final Fantasy VII, Link- Legend of Zelda, Kadaj- Advent Children, Loz- Advent Children, Yazoo- Advent Children, Me, rikufanattic, Hellboy- Hellboy, Angelo- Dragon Quest VIII, Maleficent- Sleeping Beauty, Nightmare- Soul Caliber Series, Uryuu Ishida- Bleach

Wait, why are almost all of the lefties evil?! Gahhhh!!!!