Heya! This be SoraAzami! Okay, welcome to my profile. The only somewhat important things are Current Stories, Stories to Come, and Notices. Everything else is just random junk my brain comes up with. Feel free to skip it, I know I tend to do that. xD
Hm... I guess I'll just give you a bit of info on myself.
Name: Call me Sora or Azami.
Age: 15
Hair: Red (love, love.) Not carroty (thank ye gods) or deep red, either. Midback, wavy, has sidebangs.
Eyes: Amber, though they turn green when I cry. My friend constantly says they're red, not amber. Unique, ne? xD
Height: 5'3"
Factz 'bout Sora:
Has horrible vision, and rejoices over the wonderfulness that is contacts.
Luffs watermelon gum even though she has TMJ abd it kills her jaw
Loves her friends like nobodies business, and right now her best friend wants to go murder a 10-year-old out of possessiveness. Sora finds it amusing.
The Red Baron was shot down and died on her birthday.
She and her brother are exactly 3 years, 3 months, 3 weeks apart not including time of day, and yet he still forgets how old she is.
Has just gotten over her arachnaphobia out of necessity.
Gets delusional whenever she has a fever. Ignore all she says, it's not true.
Was born with hearing loss, which effected how she hears words, so has a slight speech problem too.
Because of said hearing loss, she has phonephobia for housephones. And yes that's a real phobia.
Has been a vegitarian (by her own choice, her parents didnt approve) since she can remember.
Has an irrational fear of vampires, even though sh doesnt believe they're real.
Her friends find her creepy because she cried when she lost her Okeetee corn snake and screamed, 'MY BABY!' when she found her.
Loves her Cairn terrier puppy/dog like no tomorrow, even if he does sit on her head when she's trying to sleep.
Her bagle (beagle-basset) is old, smelly, overaffectionate, and has too many growths, but she loves him too. And she coined that term first, FYI!
Will refuse to enter a porta-potty, even if that means she'll piss in the woods.
I really need to be working on the next chapter of Gyoukougakure no Sato. I've just realized I spelled the title wrong, and it's 'kagure' when it should be 'gakure'. I need to fix that. But I'm lazy. Eh, I'll get around to it eventually.
As a side note, all stories on my favorites list really ARE my favorites. Either they're extremely funny, very poignant and touching, or I just love the story in general. I've read all about five times at least.
Currently obsessing over: Beast Master. A truly squee-worthy manga, though it's disapointingly short -cries-.
Current Stories:
Gyoukougakure no Sato (Naruto, NaruHina) IN PROGRESS; Primary Focus
Language of Flowers (Naruto, ShikaIno, series of drabbles) IN PROGRESS; Secondary Focus
Fratricide (AUNaru, drabble-esque in the beginning) IN PROGRESS
On the Job (Naruto AU, Sakurax?? Title ideas appreciated) IN PROGRESS
Nursery Rhymes (D. Gray-man) IRREGULAR UPDATES
The Legend of the Lost Colony (D. Gray-man) UNDER REVISION
Living Legend (Mercedes Lackey) HIATUS
Rythmic Beats (Naruto, One-shot) COMPLETE
Masquerade (Naruto, One-shot) COMPLETE
Birth of Wyrsa (Mercedes Lackey, Black Gryphon Era, One-shot) COMPLETE
Falling Stars Are Broken Dreams (Rurouni Kenshin, OCxSagara Souzo) UP FOR ADOPTION
Stories To Come:
Revelations (Naruto, FemNaruIta, short)
Castle on the Hill (Sequal to Revelations, title ideas appreciated, FemNaruIta, HP Crossover)
A Circumstantial Alliance (NarutoHP cross, am currently obsessing over.)
I seem to be obsessed with NaruHP crosses.
On a side note... I HATE THE WORD LIMIT IN THE SUMMARIES!!
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NOTICES!! SEMI-IMPORTANT! They're mostly exscuses, but still.
Fuck. No, seriously, SHIT. Damn. HELL NO, FUCK, GODDAMMIT MOTHER FUCKING, ASSLICKING COCKING SOCKING SON OF A WHORING BITCH!! (pants) Phew! I needed that out of my system. Badly. In fact, its still IN my system since I havent ben left home alone for DAYS and I really need a good scream session, or at least a house inhabited by ONLY my immediate family. When I say I havent had time to do jack squat on this computer, belive me that I had NO TIME. And as soon as I DO have time, I'm going to be working on my foujr school reports due on the first day of school which is getting scarily close, and I have all four of them... only halfway done, if that. 7-14-08, SoraAzami
It doesn't seem like Summer Vacation for some reason. Anyway. I have all this shit I need to do to finish my Silver Project (really, I havent had a free weekend in two months) and I have a bunch of summer work. Not to mention I am bound and determined to lose weight this summer, and have been spending what little free time I actually have outside. I've mostly been working on A Circumstantial Alliance, Gyoukou has taken back seat until I get over this one snag... I'll work on Language of Flowers sometime tomorrow (I finally have a free day!) 6-16-08, SoraAzami
Random things that tic me off in FanFiction, mainly Naruto:
Naruto suddenly gains super powers!
Is stronger than every one else.
Everything falls into place like it was meant to be.
Kyuubi suddenly does a 360 and completely loves Naruto. I like Benevolent!Kyuubi fics, just not ones where he's...fluffy. I dont know how else to describe it.
Naruto is taught a new jutsu and gets it down pat first try. IT DOESNT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!
MarySues. I'm guilty of this too. It's just the glaringly obvious ones that tic me off.
When the descriptions say something like, "Gorgeous, perfect body. All the men love her. She has a small fanclub of her own, but she does her best to ignore them.' I once read a fic where the OC was like 12, and in her description was a phrase something along the lines of, 'All the men's groins tighten when they see her.' Yeeeaah, no. SHES 12, GODDAMMIT!! Is your story full of pedophiles?! Wait...are YOU a pedophile?! Not realistic, and it makes us less-than-perfect girls feel horrible.
When people are like, "OMGZ! I LYKE WONT UPDATE TIL LYKE, I GET 023789023 REVIEWS!!1!!ONE!" It tics me off. When people do that, sometimes I stop reading the story. People dont have to review your story. And if you get upset becuase someone criticized it (I'm guilty of this too, but hey, i can blame it on PMSing!) then oh well. You have no life. They dont live to say nice things about ur n00b fic. Be glad you got any reviews at all. If your story is good, eventually you'll get some readers. It just takes a while. (I feel so mean...)
When people put things like Sasake or Saske or Saseke or Uzameki or Uzemaki or Sakra or Hayate Kakashi or Kyubi or Kyubbi or Negi or Lee Rock or Konohagakere or kunichi or whatever else they put! Arg! And it spreads, too! Newbies read other n00b fics, copy the messed up junk, and post it! DO YOUR RESEARCH!! (twitches)
No, Team 7 does not magically get assigned a fourth member, ignoring all the rules that state genins are in 3-man-cells, no the same member cannot be your OC, and no that OC cannot have the Ice-Queen(Er, I mean Prince) fall madly in love with her within ten chapters. Becuase that would be to godamn realistic, wouldnt it? Originality and character developement are for squares!
There is not a bloodline that can copy other bloodlines. There is not a super-man bloodline that makes a character freaky strong, so said character can take out Oro-chan with a flick of the pinky. I have nothing against original bloodlines, I'm fascinated by them in fact, but they have to be good. They have to have pros and cons. They have to be REALISTIC and they cant pwn all other bloodlines.
One word. GRAMMAR! And SPELLING, too. Actually, two, but still, you get the point.
Excessive cussing.
May I point out that even if Naruto was a girl, the villagers (Or shinobi) would be unlikely to rape her because in their eyes he/she is a demon/animal? That would be beastality... or demonality... and not many people are that twisted. Not to say it isnt possible, but they'd probably never consider 'tainting' themselves by stooping so low as to sex up their resident Jinchuuriki.
And I really shouldnt be calling people n00bs, I know, but still. Some of them are pathetic. Some have alot of talent, and you can see it, even if they suck in that fic. Others just suck and you can tell they arent even trying which pisses me off.
Omg, this profile is freaky long! If you read through it, I commend you... and suggest you go to a psychiatrist.
bye luvs! Hope you enjoy my stories! Feedback is always appriciated! Hearts, SoraAzami
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