some things you should know about me...

Pen Name: escape artists (only plural 'cause the the singular was taken).

Series I like/read:

Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, Warriors, The Tales of Rowan Hood, Fablehaven, Maximum Ride and many more that I can't think of now/don't have time to name...

Authors that rock:

Jerri Spinnelli, Neal Shusterman, Eoin Colfer, Erin Hunter, Clay Morgan, C.S. Lewis, Lemony Snicket, James Patterson. and lots more...

favorite book (for now)

Animal Farm (sorry I don't remember who it's by).

I write fanfiction for:

Artemis Fowl, nothing else...

Pairings I support:

Artemis Fowl:

Artemis/Holly

Harry Potter:

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Danny Pantom:

Danny/Sam

Tucker/Valerie is Ok, sort of.

Twilight:

Bella/Edward

The Uglies

Tally/David

Maximum Ride

Max/Fang- awesomeness!

Nudge Iggy- I am not crazy about it, but oh, well.

Plus a few others that I forget as soon as I finish the book.

Pairings that should be trampled by a heard of wild zebra:

Slash Pairings

Artemis Fowl:

Holly/Trouble

Artemis/Minerva

Artemis/Juliet

Harry Potter:

Harry/Hermione

Twilight:

Bella/Jacob the whole point of the book is that she loves EDWARD, or well close. If she didn't, there wouldn't be a story.

The Uglies,

Tally/Zane

Stories I have written/am writing

Artemis Fowl and the Mask- always waiting for reviews, but I've recieved a lot lately, so I'm happy.

Coming Eventually:

For A Dancer- oneshot songfic, I've got it up on the internet, but it needs some serious tweaking... let's just say I wrote it at a sleepover at about 2:00 in the morning so it isn't my best work.

Kryptonite- Oneshot, Songfic, and AH, song by three doors down, already written, I'll post it after AFATM is finished.

An Artemis Fowl Christmas Carol- POSTPONED... I have been working ona few other projects... and with school... I might finish it, I might not... as much as I'd like to, I can't seem to find the time.

probably a threeshot you know past, presant, yet to come. already written, I'm waiting for Christmas time. AH duh, I can sort of give you a cast. remember, I've never read the book, only seen a Christmas Carol play three times and watched the muppets version a million times (I can quote the entire thing).

Ebineezer Scrooge- Artemis Fowl

GO Jacob Marley- Julius Root

GO Christmas past- Mulch Diggums

GO Christmas presant- Domovoi Butler

GO Christmas YTC- ??

Belle- Holly Short

the other characters from the books are in there, and I think some of the other CC charachters are there too, but I am not telling.

Randomness...

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

Quotes:

The Princess Diaries

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all

In some movie

no one gets out of life alive

At the end of KH2:

Sora and Riku are sitting on a beach, a bottle washes up on the shore with a message in it.

Riku: (opens bottle, takes out note, reads note. turns to sora) Sora... I think it's for you.

Me being stupd

Me(trying to make conversation with mom): what colors do cars come in? Mom: Lots of colors. (rapidly) but that's stupid I don't want to talk about that.

Conversation w/ my brother about polotics...

John: Now I see that your stupid, so I will have to restate everything I say to you.

John: ...

Me:...

Me: Aren't you going to restate everything now?

John: No, I have nothing more to say to you...

Me: But restating what you said would not be saying anything more to me.

John: What??

Me: By saying the same thing to me again, you would not be saying anything more, just restating what you've already said...

John: Now you're just confusing yourself.

Me: No I am not. I am just restating everything I say to you because you are too stupid.

Announcements at my school

Yesterday is money already spent, tomorrow is a promisary note, today is the only cash you've got... spend it wisely.

that is all for now I guess...