As of: 2009年 12月 8日

WARNING: Grammar? Flawed. Sentence construction? Imperfect. Spelling. Be-beep. And basically, these things below are the least things you want to know. Soooo, if you're Mr./Ms Perfectionist, I can't really blame you for clicking the (x) button right after reading these. Well, I warned you, guess that should be enough.

// Basics //

/ NAME /

Kemi. Simple. Not fingerful. Nuff' said. I love nicknames though. You can call me whatever you like except for highly-offending names or nee-chan - especially when you're older.

/ AGE /

Between zero and a hundred. You guess.

/ SEX /

Female.

/ LOCATION /

Philippines (and proud to be one) yet currently lurking on Dudly-san's POT stands for Pointless but Original Talking Forums and Imagination: Unleashed Forums, where my awesomely awesome IU family is. :) And until recently, to our newly formed Que Sera Sera Gakuen RPG Forums.

/ OCCUPATION /

A COLLEGE STUDENT. And not exactly loving it.

/ STATUS /

PHAILING. In more ways than one.

/ OBSSESSION /

Anime, Jpop, Kpop, Echizen Ryoma, Chinen Yuuri, internet, food. :)

/ SANITY /

Seventy-five. A passing rate I guess?

I'm no fun, and definitely not the best writer you could find. My stories, hmm, yeah suit yourself. Well, I would love every reader to review my story(ies), though it's not mandatory yet highly appreciated. It's for my growth obviously, so why not? Here's the thing though, try your best not to make your review a material for heart attacks. Okay, at least try. Because I have a massive 101 percent tendency to take things seriously. No, really.

Hmm...currently, I'm having a mental breakdown. It would also mean writer's block, I don't know. The main problem though, I don't know what's causing this. Okay, scratch that, SCHOOL is. Right now, I'm not having fun with what I'm doing. Seriously. And thinking of a plot makes me more anxious to write about something. It's horrible. Because as they say, "...don't drink and DERIVE." Okay, whatever that means.

I'm currently having dilemmas on my own fictions, but I do co-writes. I would want you to read Marriage Menace, my and matsukanishi09's joint project, but yeah, still up to you to decide.

What I read //

Just like what other people wants. A story. Well, a story (for me) roughly means something that contains sense. Funny that I can be nit picky with what I read given I'm not really a reader, or a bibliophile perhaps. Even a thick paragraph can turn me off, which sucks since that shouldn't be the case. Well, Meyer's Twilight Saga was what caught me first (though the movie totally spoiled it out, and basically my love for Twilight became...yeah, rotten). But I think I'd just be contented with chic lits. Realistic chic lits. :)

As fanfiction writers/reader put it, "No likey, no read." Same goes for me. I dared reading a shounen-ai (PoT or HxH, can't remember), and I regretted it. Yadda yadda. End of story. So, for safe reasons, I'm still (and probably forever) for het.

In some rare occasions though, I appreciate (or not to mention, love) it. But if I may repeat, it's rare. So in general, I wouldn't even try.

What I write //

I'm trying to explore more fandoms, yet as of this moment, sadly, Prince of Tennis is the only fandom I've written a fic for. Not because it's my most favorite anime, but it's the only anime I know (and I like) that would be lovelier if writers spice some things up. Unlike most shounen/shojo, which contain romance (say, Detective Conan), there's no fun adding more. Right?

How I review //

A basic fact: it's easier to correct others' mistakes than yours. So, it doesn't technically mean that if I reviewed to your fic telling some "WHOA" stuffs, you would go back to your cocoon, and not do anything about it. I'm still a mada mada.

I usually review to fictions I like, and I'm actually feeling stupid to redundantly tell them how awesome they are. Also, yes, I review to fics that irks me ('irk' would be a step below 'hate'). Though it wouldn't contain flames. Concrits, primarily. Hmm...well, depends on how you would look at it though. I wouldn't want to hurt someone else's feelings, that's for sure, so if you'd take all those to heart, trust me, that's unhealthy. I might be saying weird, wrong stuffs (I'm but a human after all), so you all have the right to shut me up, unless I've proven my point.

But of course, my opinions would all be pointless to you, since you do have yours. I wouldn't be mind your business just as long as you don't mind mine (i.e., how I think, how I speak, how I write, etc). But, the fandom where I am is (unfortunately) my business too, so I guess you got the message.

// Projects // (as of 2009年 4月 10日)

(1) Title // Silent Treatments

Summary // (RyoSaku) As they say, silent treatments are best served cold. And Ryuuzaki Sakuno knows exactly how to do this, or so she thought. (One shot) - Published: 14 April 2009 Completed: 14 April 2009

(2) Title // Define Echizen Ryoma

Summary // (RyoSaku) This had to be easy, yet turned out to be sweet. (One shot)

(3) Title // Perfections

Summary // (RyoSaku) Being the way you are is the most perfect way to make someone fall for you. (One shot)

(4) Title // Her Last Resort

Summary // (FujiSaku) “You’re my angel, you know that?” . . . he will always be right there. But, will she be able to realize it before it’s too late? (One shot)

(5) Title // Stuck With You

Summary // (RyoSaku) Being stuck and a Physics assignment aren't bad. Never. Not when Fuji Syuusuke's around.

(6) Title // Wanted: Girl Friday

Summary // (RyoSaku/AU) Afraid of losing her job, Ryuuzaki Sakuno was forced to stay at Sasabe’s. Well, not until Echizen Ryoma came into picture. “Excuse me for asking sir but…what exactly is my job?” Yes, fate must be on her side this time…or not. (Multi-chaptered) - Published: 07 May 2009

(7) Title // Match Made in Heaven

Summary // (RyoSaku/AU) Heaven-made's are just heavenly aren't they? And, sure, it would come when you least expected it. (One shot/ Multi-chaptered)

(8) Title // Nothing But Surprises

Summary // (NatsumeMikan) --

(9) Title // Mythbusters

Summary // (ShinichiRan) --

(10) Title // Family Ties

Summary // (TamakiHaruhi) --

(11) Title // Cuffs and Colds

Summary // (RyoSaku) Hand cuffs. Colds. Senpai-tachi. Yes, Echizen Ryoma's love life will never be the same again. (One-shot)

(12) Title // Weight

Summary // (RyoSaku) Forget about figures. Sakuno's getting mad. (One-shot)

(13) Title // Let's Do Our ABCs!

Summary // (Ryosaku) Ryuuzaki Sakuno started liking dictionaries. Now what? A compilation of unrelated RyoSaku drabbles. (Multi-chaptered)

(14) Title // Untimely

Summary // (RyoSaku) --

(15) Pamagat // Isang Inui Juice Ka Lang

Buod // Lahat ng tao ay may tinatagong sikreto. Pero hindi nyo aakalaing ito ang sa isang Tezuka Kunimitsu. Published: 24 October 2009 Completed: 24 October 2009

My official beta-reader for all the stories mentioned above is Polka-chan / Beta-dono. She's just...wow. Oh, but of course, I do consult other writers aside from her. Too many to name them all. :)

Note: To all those, standard disclaimers shall apply. But the plots are all mine. I myself couldn't tolerate plagiarism, so pleeease.

The titles and summaries mentioned above are still prior to change. Depends on the mood, maybe? PM me if you want your suggestions / comments / concrits to be heard. :)

As one saying goes, "I don't bite." Ciao~