Well, I'll just get this going, although I should have done it sooner. I'm a 17 year old male, still in high school, no job, and I freakin' LOVE Scrubs. I'm extremely lazy, and I'm damned proud of it. However, if I enjoy something, I put my laziness aside and do it to the best of my ability...This makes schoolwork a challenge. >.>

Things I enjoy include my volunteer job at a hospital, surfing, skiing, reading, playing video games, and singing practice. I also love rock and roll music. But I hate pop music and punk rock. (DIE LINKIN PARK!! DIIIIIIIIIEEE!!...Sorry about that. >.>;)

I also, to a certain extent, enjoy reading Naruto manga. I also have a good idea for a freakin' HUUUUUGE Naruto fic, but I'm too lazy to get it down. (Yeah, I also don't like writing. And yet at the same time, I do like it. Very strange...)

ME

Age: 17

Grade: 12

Favorite Bands: Guns N Roses, Metallica, R.E.M, Night Ranger, The Who, Dethklok, Retro Remix Revue, Sebastian Wolff, Issac Shepard, The Lonely Island

Favorite Author: Clive Cussler

Favorite Video Game Series: Zelda, Mario, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Tekken, Soul Caliber

Favorite Shows: Scrubs, Family Guy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Heroes

Favorite Animal: Dogs, especially pugs

Favorite Video Game Characters: Luigi, Captain Falcon. Both are GOD-PIMPS OF GODLY-PIMPITUDE.

CHARACTER PROFILES

Xalin: Wears a long hooded cloak that is completely black. He never wears the hood. His hair is dirty blonde. He has a cool mullet (not a lame 80s mullet, but a sort of spiked mullet that juts out at his bangs and in the back, a little like Saix from the KH series). His eyes are green...And that's about it. Saying that he wears a cloak like that saves me a lot of time. xD He loves surfing, video games, and his freakishly massive collection of weapons, each of which he treats like his own children. Sometimes, he acts like he's doing drugs, but he doesn't do any drugs...Or does he? o.0

Batter: He's a waffle...With little waffle arms and legs. He's an actor, and gets eaten a lot. That's really all there is to it.

PROFILE QUOTES

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Luigi (mwa ha ha!) is the best character in SSBB of all-time and pawns all the other unworthy characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rap may be considered art, but it certainly isn't music to my ears. If you're one of the few sane people who still listens to classic rock, copy and paste this into your profile. (I personally am okay with rap, though.)