I'm probably too old to be writing fan fiction but I'm doing it anyway.

I have become fanfiction obsessed, I read it all the time while I'm at work, even when I should be doing work, its a sickness. I don't even update my own stories because I am too busy reading everyone else's.

If you want you can check out my artwork at http://gaffle327.deviantart.com/ I don't have much up, but give it a look anyway.

Hmmm... so I'm gonna try and update my fics, so that at least they have an ending. I hate when authors abandon stories I've invested time into reading and here I've gone and done it. I'm setting a poor example, so I hope to at least finish the stories I started. Though the quality may not be so great I will have at least supplied an ending, though how long it will take remains to be seen. Plus my sister has been complaining that she read them and is waiting for an ending. Its amazing how motivating hearing complaints can be.

I just wanted to add that I got a beta for my story All The Difference and I wanted to say she is awesome! Thank you Kaori, you rock!

Hmmm...so I noticed I have a crazy amount of favorite stories... way more then the average person I think... this could be because I spend hours at my job reading and looking for new great stories... But anyway, if I happened to favorite one of your stories somewhere in the tons of stories I've favorited, well then good job... I like to think I only favorite great works...

Oh and if you like Kiba and Genma (who I love) visit my community Genma & Kiba Are Fanfreakintastic, devoted to well written stories that involve them. It can be found right here... http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Genma_&_Kiba_are_Fanfreakintastic/48755/

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Neji
2. Genma
3. Ino
4. Anko
5. Kiba
6. Sasuke
7. Itachi
8. Hanabi
9. Kakashi
10. Temari
11. Gaara
12. Deidara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sasuke and Gaara? No, its not really my ship. There’s nothing wrong with yaoi but I prefer hetero fanfiction

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I’m not into girls but yeah I think Anko is probably hot to guys, she’s got that dangerous sexy thing going on.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Deidara got Hanabi pregnant I’m sure it would mean war of some kind, and I hope it would be much later in the manga.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I can recall many, Kakashi is a popular guy.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Genma and Sasuke? Not really, but that’s because I’m not a fan of the guy on guy action. Plus there is a pretty big age difference there.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Kiba and Temari is way better than Kiba and Kakashi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Itachi might yell, “Sempai, no!!” and run screaming, after which Deidara would try to hunt him down for messing up his sexy times with Genma

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Shikamaru cheated on them both, sending them right into each other’s arms. What was his loss was their gain.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Neji and Hanabi? I’m sure there is, there shouldn’t be, hyugacest is a lil disturbing but its out there

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
He Found Forgiveness In His Eyes – Itachi x Deidara

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
hmm.. Neji has just joined ANBU and his partner is the sexy Mitarashi Anko, he can’t stop staring at her in fish net, and she can’t resist catching herself a little fish.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes..

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I drew a Gaara and Hanabi picture for Kaotic312

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Genma, Anko, and Kiba? That’s like my dream threesome. I could even put it in my C2, please someone write it and let me know. I’ll give you cookies.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Baka!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I did, I used the song “Alone” by Heart

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Neji x Deidara x Sasuke: Watch out! Who knows what can happen when three kekkei genkai collide… Boom!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
hmm.. I’m not good at pickup lines, but if Temari wanted to pick up Genma I’m sure she could just say, “Hey big daddy I’m looking for a man with some experience.”

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Gaara might describe a relationship between the 40 year old Genma and 11 year old Hanabi as statutory rape or pedophilia

20) How emo is Seven? Itachi doesn’t seem very emo to me, even though one could argue he has the most to be emo about.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia