DreamlessSheep

About me - well nothing really to say except that I'm a college psych student with WAY to much time on her hands. Because of this, I decided to write fanfiction! I recently added English as a second major, so this site will mostly serve as a way for me to develop at least a passable writing style. Plus, I really needed a hobby.

I will try to review all the stories I read (who doesn't like a review?). Currently, I stick to Naruto fanfiction (I'm sad to say my Harry Potter obsession has sort of died) and mostly read Itachi fanfics. I also don't mind reading about any of the other Uchiha's or the previous generation in Narutoverse.

Oh yeah - my avatar was made by the talented moniavi of deviantart. Here's the account! http://moniavi.deviantart.com/

Things I like

Tae kwon do, reading, biking, swimming, cooking, gardening, living in my head, making up stories, watching my dog sleep, British english (even though I'm American), eating fortune cookies...

Things I hate...

Homework, being bored, not finding good books at Barnes and Noble, the number 6, burning your tongue on coffee...

Dreams for the future... (cookies to anyone who got the Naruto reference...)

Figure out what kind of career I want... and buy some more fortune cookies...

Some recommendations:

Books: Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino and City of Theives by David Benoff

Songs: A World Without Logos (Hellsing Raid soundtrack)

Fanfiction: What Dark Eyes You Have by face the sky and Superhero by Nanaki Lioness

All Time Favorite Characters

(Evil and Good) Uchiha Itachi

Uchiha Madara

Uchiha Shisui

Chibi!Uchiha Sasuke (the older one is just a prick)

Alucard

James Potter

Sirius Black

Regulus Black

Remus Lupin

All the Akatsuki members (except Hebi - they are nothing but cheap knock-offs)

All the Avatar characters (Zuko and Azula at the top!)

Spongebob Squarepants (yeah, yeah, don't judge me...)

Characterizations

I'm pretty picky about my favorite character's personalities...

ehh.. I'll put this up when I'm not so damn tired...

Favorite Books

(looks over at the bookshelf) Do I have to say ALL of them?

The Book Thief

The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents

Harry Potter

Artemis Fowl Series

Peter Pan

Memoirs of a Geisha

Much, much more... I enjoy mystery, fantasy and fiction and will read almost anything as long as it has a good plot.

Animes I enjoy:

Naruto

Death Note

Full Metal Alchemist

Honey and Clover (only for Morita!)

Moribito

Hellsing ( I wish there were more episodes!)

All time favorite Fanfiction

Seriously, these people need more recognition for their work.

Deity by Queen Ebony Black

Scarlet by Yamusui

One Year by N16

37 by Quillslinger

Meridian by Narilsa

Favorite Quotes

"You're a professor?" "What did you think when I said I taught Hemingway?" "I thought you were really old!"

~ Golden Girls (I was flipping past and just happened to hear this, lol)

Spongbob boss: Hurry up. What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongbob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here.
SpongeBob worker: NO. PLEASE. I HAVE THREE KIDS.

~Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam Returns

In Tennessee, it is illegal shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

~ Dumblaws.com (I can't believe this is an ACTUAL law...)

"Life is not always deep, mostly it's just random. But it’s different in art. In art you can choose to show some things and hide others. And suddenly there's meaning to find in the chaos."

~Oren Lavie

Favorite Fanfiction quotes

That was the meaning of being dead, after all. Being without life. Of course, some people could be dead inside even though their bodies were still alive and moving, Itachi had told him once when speaking in reference to a book. And that is the worst kind of death of all.

~Deity, by Queen Ebony Black

The hamstrung expression on Itachi’s face told Shisui that his friend was aware of this, too, and wasn’t quite sure what to about it. The hospital radiator hummed around them quietly, and Shisui felt suddenly suffocated. Suddenly, everything was horrible. Everything was shadows and Itachi would miss him in the darkness and go straight past and disappear.

Then Itachi said, “If I didn’t know better, I’d say this is the drugs talking,” with visible effort, and Shisui was momentarily relieved that things hadn’t frozen entirely into adulthood.

~Who Died and Made You Lolita?, by Quillslinger

Nights in the desert sting like the desert's guardians, Sasori had said while marking water sources on their map, nothing but his lack of emotion indicating uncut ties to his birthplace.

~ The Desert's Guardian, by chrissie

Her hand clenched briefly on Sasuke's shoulder as she thought about her sons. Sasuke, who fumbled desperately toward any light he could see. Itachi, who burned brightly but gave off no warmth.

~ Opening Her Arms, by Finnigan Geist

With him out of the picture Sasuke had been handed the torch, and he had promptly burnt himself on it. It was up to Itachi to gently pry the torch away and keep it lit while Sasuke insisted that he was fireproof.

~ Superhero, by Nanaki Lioness

About Twilight... (I saw this on some other accounts, so I thought why not? Let me ramble about my anti-Twilightness- ness... thing)

I'm sorry, but I can't stand this series. I have a long list of why, but I'll cut it short - the writing's terrible, the characters are unreal and flat, Bella's IQ probably reaches at about 23, and she's Edward's b--, and doesn't even realise it.

I want to know why Sparkle-boy keeps enrolling in high school - if I was immortal, I would go to college and try to major in everything, or travel around the world, or something else than just going to high school and relearning everything a hundred times over. He doesn't even like anyone there, so why bother going?

This guy doesn't even need to get a job - he doesn't need to buy food, a bed or anything really except clothes, and he could just steal those with his "super sonic speed". Why not have adventures?

And Bella...hehehe...Bella... She is the perfect example of what a girl shouldn't be. She's stupid, helpless and lacks any common sense. I don't know is this happened in the book (I only managed to get past the first quarter of Twilight - it was just to irritating for me to read) but in the New Moon movie (and to defend myself, my friend forced me to see the movie) Bella tries to take on four huge werewolf -guy-things. In an attempt to prove she's a tough, butt whooping b--, she slaps one of them. Now, some might say this is proof that she is a strong female who doesn't take crap from anybody. To me, it's proof that she's an idiot. What bimbo slaps a buff, violent guy and expects to walk away unscathed? If she was truly a smart, strong girl, she would have realised this and found a different way to help Jacob. I believe the worst part about this scene was that all the girls in the theatre cheered when she did this...ergh...

I dunno... I see the series as failed potential. Bella could have realised she was in an abusive relationship with Edward, and tried to leave but couldn't... or Edward could have bitten her against her will, and she would have to learn to cope with being one of the undead... ANYTHING. Stephanie Meyers is working with a-- kicking demons, yet she somehow demoted them to a Disney version of a mermaid... that woman did the impossible...

And to anyone who got offended by my rambling - suck it up. Criticism is a part of the arts. I love reading critiques about things I love because I know no series is perfect - and I enjoy seeing how other people interpret them. I'll admit I was a rabid fangirl of Harry Potter who did indeed get upset when the book was made fun of... but I was eleven. I got over it.

(After rereading this, I realised I sound like something is stuck up my a--...oh well... I just hope people understand that I'm generally a nice girl... oh, and sorry for all the bleeped out words - I read somewhere that your profile couldn't have any profanity in it, so I had get rid of them... that took out half the fun in writing this.)

(I didn't write this)

PASS THIS ON

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

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