Mysterious Mystery

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Don't kill me!! I've returned from the dead! I'm alive and I plan on reposting most of my junk, er, I mean stories... ' Once again, don't kill me for dying.

Things You Should Know About Me:

1. I refuse to write anything above T.

2. I refuse to read anything above T, if that.

3. I cannot stand mushy lovey-dovey stories.

4. I cannot, will not, and refuse to write, read, or review any yaoi/yuri or incest.

5. Flamers and bashers make me nauseous.

6. All flames will be digested by my extremely volatile other personality and possibly spit back.

7. Bring on the constructive criticism. You can bring on the flames too, but there’s no guarantee that they won’t backfire.

8. Don’t even think about plagiarizing my work. Remember that my other personality is extremely volatile and dangerous.

9. You can flame, and flame, and flame but I will never get discouraged about my stories. Flames will only give me slight nausea do to my other personality digesting them.

10. I think it's important for you to know that I have the ability to scare anyone.

11. I like it when people review. I'd prefer it if you'd review my stuff if you read it. And if you've added my stuff to your favorites, please review. That way, other people will review. And I'll keep writing my stuff. So, in other words, REVIEW DARN IT!!

12. If you give my friend Miirik any grief about anything, my inner self will hunt you down to the ends of the earth and make Dracula look like the sweetest, fluffiest kitten in existence. After my inner self does that, she will drag you back to me like a hunting dog carrying a duck back to its master and I will nurse you back to health, then we'll repeat the process... over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over...
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Name: Rei

Where I live: …I’m ignoring you now…

Age: Somewhere between 1 and 100. You can guess.

Gender: Female

Interests/Hobbies: Reading, writing, watching movies, listening to music, taking martial arts lessons, riding horses, walking my dogs, daydreaming, and creating new Naruto and Zatch Bell characters.

Likes: My friends, my family, animals, my dogs, my horse, music, anime, PE, all of my Interests/Hobbies, and my computer.

Dislikes: Flamers, bashers, bullies, criminals, snobs, popular preps, crybabies, liars, self-pity, sadists, jerks, lying, pity, whining, laziness, and math.

Writing/Literature Dislikes: Yaoi/yuri, incest, old person paired with a young person, bad spelling (a little, not too bad), bad grammar (there can be a little, but not too much), going way too far off subject, using phrases like ‘so she like’, putting author’s comments in a story that aren’t facts or descriptions (it’s okay in humor one-shots or drabbles though), and stories where there are no actual paragraphs so it’s too hard to read.

Personality: Tough, observant, stubborn, contrary, protective, and downright heinous when you mess with the people I love. I can get a little testy when people start bugging me too much but otherwise I’m a fairly live-and-let-live kinda girl. I generally ignore people unless I really have to acknowledge them. Oh, and I hate waking up in the mornings.

Favorite Quotes:

“No, you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?” Kakashi-sensei

“I will never allow my comrades to die, that is absolute” Kakashi-sensei

“I never go back on my word! That is my ninja way!!" Uzumaki Naruto

“I won't just sit back and let this thing take over me! No way!!” Uchiha Sasuke

“You've all been teaching me something, and it's about time I learned the lesson!” Haruno Sakura

“All right, no more caving! Now it's your turn to watch my back!!” Haruno Sakura

“Oh my gosh, I lost kids!!” A friend of mine when the kids she was supposed to be watching ran off.

“Um, you do realize that I’m a girl… right?” Me when my guy friends didn’t seem to realize that I was, in fact, a girl despite my dislike of girly things

“Itachi does not look like he’s wearing a dress with red flowers on it!” Me when my guy friend decided that Itachi dressed like a girl.

“Touch my face and you die…” Miirik

“Oh, and by the way, I’m a boy.” Haku from Naruto

“No man is worth crying over but the one who is won’t make you cry.” A quote from a fan fiction I read but I can’t remember the title. If it’s yours, I love it.

”Love isn’t blind unless you are.” Me

“Stop crying and pull yourself together! He’s only a guy for pity’s sake!!” Me yelling at the TV.

“Feel free to call me whenever you want. And by feel free to call me whenever you want, I mean don’t ever bug me again.” Me saying a revised version of a line from Scrubs.

“Go away and stay there.” T-shirt

“Chivalry is tired and about to bite your face off.” My dad when I told him he was being very anti-chivalry.

“It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us.” Undercover Blues

“Kill the light.” Undercover Blues

“Scum hawks!!” Undercover Blues

“You’re just lucky my wife wasn’t here.” Undercover Blues

“I guess one person really can make a difference. ‘Nuff said.” Spider-man 3

“I know something you don’t know!! I know something you don’t know!!” Scrooged

“If you touch me again, I’m gonna rip your wings off.” Scrooged

“If you keep antagonizing me, I’m going to bite you. Hard.” Me when my dad was purposely antagonizing me.

“When you come to wake me up in the morning, don’t come anywhere within my reach. I kick.” Me telling my friend to stay away from me in the morning.

“As you wish.” Princess Bride

“Inconceivable!” Princess Bride

“You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.” Princess Bride

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.” Princess Bride

“This involves people doesn’t it?” My mom when my dad told her he was going to ask her something she wouldn't like.

“Not bad for two blond chicks and a hammer.” Me

" She's my alias' alias' alias' alias. We just call her Arashi..." Me
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Random:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.