HI EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD!

I would just like YOU to know that I am currently into Treasure Planet. An old Disney movie and you might ask me, "Why, Sabrina, WHY?!" or maybe you won't, but ignoring the nitty-gritty, I have only one answer:

It was David Kawena's fault.

And once again you may question why it's HIS fault or WHO IN THE WORLD he is or maybe you won't ask at all but let me just direct you towards the following link and no longer shall you wallow in the mind-blowing confusion that plagues your sleep:

http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/art/Disney-Heroes-Jim-Hawkins-66398598

And having entered the website page, you might definitely find a suggestive posing Jim Hawkins in a less-than-innocent pair of underwear. You might also definitely find that he has an adorable pout and that I am your everyday neighbourhood pervert.

Who also happens to be your mother-in-law.

But IGNORING that crucial fact, welcome to my profile. I hope you've learned more about me than I've learned about you.

Below you will might definitely find poorly written fanfiction which have possibly but definitely been abandoned. "Why?!" you probably won't scream and now, I have TWO answers for your silence. Yes, not one, but TWO.

ONE: I despise my horrible work. What was I thinking? Ah yes, now I remember.

TWO: I've played the plot in my mind and now I'm bored.

THREE: I've taken a new direction in life and shall be writing different fictions from now onwards.

You may say something stupid like, "But there's THREE options! Nothing is making sense right now!" as you hide underneath your bed. But allow me to reinstate my point: I have only given TWO answers, meat head. TWO were answers while ONE was an opinion. And if you might think, "Number ONE was the opinion right?" then I'll say:

No it wasn't dumbo. It was number THREE.

Weeniekin.