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since: 05-01-07, id: 1269380, Profile edited: 04-19-08
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Star Wars, and Twilight.

I was formerly stellergazeller, but i decide to express my love of twilight in my penname.

Twilight is my obsession.

Twilight is my passion.

Twilight is more than half the thoughts that pass through my head each day.

Twilight is A reason kids at school think I'm insane, only one of the reasons. For there are many more...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (spellcheck is my best friend!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (oh my god! i do this SO much! then i went to switzerland so all the signs were in swiss-german so i had issues...)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (now are we talking DEAD DEAD or vampire dead?)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. (hot? try GODLY!)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires- if you have either of these copy and paste into ur profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,VOLVO S60R, LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, xBlackSoul, MiracleJade, Swarlos, gdchikadee102, m9organ, mrs. bella marie cullen12,vampires-are-forever

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

if you think any one who doesnt love the twilight series and edward cullen is CRAZY!... copy this to your profile.

I don't have a boy friend. why? because i want a vampire! and not just any vampire... I WANT EDWARD! if your like me copy this to your profile!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Stories:

I have a couple stories written or started but I'm too lazy to type them but I'll get around to it is swear!

Current Stories:

Captured (Complete)

What If... (In Progress)

Between Times (Complete)

You Are The Music In Me (Complete)

Gotta Go My Own Way (Complete)

Boys Who Need Slang Help (Complete)

Always and Forever (Complete)

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws.

I'm the kinda girl who does c.p.r on a goldfish because it was drowning

I'm the kinda girl who will try to climb a cactus

I'm the kinda girl who lets the hobos use her chapstick

I'm the kinda girl who spends hours trying to slam a revolving door

If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in ur profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

And now for the quotes I made up/copy and pasted. yea

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

my favorite word is sarcasm.

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

All done?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand Wow! I failed! Yea me!

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like Edward-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!"

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. wow corny much?

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" I did that they were watching the ring at the time (We knew they were watching it) They screamed. very loudly. like a girl. He he

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. so so true

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" yep, pretty much and they say there are no such things as stupid questions god Hermione can be an idiot

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Why are all the good guys only real in books?

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying,"we got caught but we had fun!"




1. A New Life, A New Man » reviews
Edward came back in New Moon but he decided once again that he wasn’t good for Bella. What happens when Bella meets another vampire who changes her the second she asks? What about when they run into the Cullens 100 years later? NO ECLIPSE!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 6-22-08 - Published: 4-4-08
2. Always and Forever » reviews
Bella tries to convince Edward to change her. what will happen once she's changed? how will she deal with the sight of blood? what if jacob black returns? R&R! Enjoy!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 9-16-07
3. Boys Who Need Slang Help » reviews
the cullens plus bella on im. alice, bella and rosalie teach the boys how to use slang.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-25-07 - Published: 9-23-07
4. You are the Music in Me reviews
Max is thinking about all the flock had been through. More so what she and Fang had been through.You are the Music in Me from HSM2. One Shot Song fic. R&R
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 8-20-07
5. Between Times » reviews
Ten years have passed since Padme gave birth to Luke and Leia. Both Luke and Leia have live happily with out any knowledge of the acts of their father, the cause of their mother's death, and that one another even other exist. The story fills between 3&4.
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 6-21-07
6. Gotta Go My Own Way reviews
Song Fic. Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2. Max is leaving and Fang tries to get her to stay. After SOF. One Shot. R&R!
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 8-19-07
7. What if » reviews
This story is about all the what ifs in the story. What if Anakin didn’t turn? What if Padme didn’t die? What if the order wasn’t destroyed? What if Luke and Leia grew up with both their real parents? What if everything seemed so perfect?
Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 7-24-07
8. Captured » reviews
My first Fan Fic so yeah! This takes place after MR: SOF. When Max gets captured can Fang keep the flock together long enough to save her? What will happen to Max at the school while she waits to be rescued? Read to find out.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-24-07 - Published: 5-6-07
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