My parents were on crack when they named me. My name is Yuki. Yuki Evans. I’m not Japanese and neither are my parents or anyone is my family. Yuki is Japanese for snow.

!NOTE! I don't own the characters to any of the fics I write!

Wanna chat? IM me at StatikxRain!

Anime I like: My two favorites are definatly Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I also like DNAngel, Cardcaptor Sakura ( I find it adorable), Uta Kata, Tsubasa Cronicles, XXXHolic,Trinity Blood, and Bleach. Inuyasha is ok. It just comes on too late for me to watch.

My now favorite anime series DEATHNOOOOOOTE!! IS THE BEST ANIME EVUUUR!

Did you know that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is in the wrong category? its not anime. its a cartoon. it has an American writer and directer and animator! i was shocked, ita a cartoon with a plot! and a pretty good one too. fangirling Zuko

I might write a few fics for some of these shows. Definatly Naruto because I love so many pairings, And maybe Bleach cuz Ishida kicks ass. And now I'm going to list the pairings I like cuz I got nothing better to do, and it might give a clue to what may spew from my mind in the future. But I dont think anybody reads my profile so I'm pretty much doing it for my own amusement.

Naruto: (almost all of them). Mostly yaoi but I do like some regular couples

SasuNaru (DUH! This pairing is so popular. And its almost canon seeing as Naruto goes though hell to get Sasuke back..)

SasuNeji (They are just sexy together...)

ShikaNeji (Read 'Chicken Pox')

GaaNeji(I dont even know how people thought of this but I like it!)

GaaLee (This pairing is usually so fluffy but I love teh fluff!)

KibaNeji (Reasons unknown)

KankuKiba ( Kankurou is like a cat and Kiba is like a dog.)

ItaSasu ( It's wrong on so many levels but I dont care.)

And how can anyone forget the Akatsuki. An organization of all men (Exept for one girl but she only just appeared to she doesnt count) who travel in pairs, and live together in a dark cave. It just screams yaoi.

KisaIta ( Read my "Steamy". It will make you a fangirl)

SasoDei ( They are so cute. And I don't know where I heard this but when I feel all giddy I always say "Zomg! I'm like a german kid reading SasoDei fluff!" no offense to any german people. I dont even now where I heard it...)

KakuHida ( One of the more bazaar pairings, but I think Hidan is too pretty to be paired with anyone else. He needs to balance out the ugly.)

DeiTobi ( Tobi makes me smile because he's an idiot. And Deidara makes me smile because he's insane.)

Now for the few straight couples I enjoy...

ShikaTema ( They just go together.)

NejiTen (It is cute.)

KibaHina (Hinata is too shy to be with anyone else...)

ShinoHina ( I read a few fanfics for this pairing and I think it is cute)

Ok. Next anime:

Fullmetal Alchemist

EnvyxEd (This was the first yaoi pairing I ever read. And I still love it)

GreedxEnvy (Not enough fanfictions for this couple)

RoyxRiza ( It's so true!)

Moving on because I can't think of anything else...

Bleach:

IshiIchi ( I love the way that sounds. And as I've mentioned before, Ishida kicks ass.)

IchigoxRukia (He must like her because he goes though an assload of trouble to save her.)

Deathnote:

RaitoxL ( It's soooooo smeeexy!!)

LxMisa (if it's done well)

Ok... I'm done for now. If you have the patience to read that you are like Jesus but younger and less holy...

Some Randomness:

1) I love crack fics because they cheer me up

2) I love sushi because its amazing

3) I have a strange affinity for guys with long hair

4) I am a yaoi fangirl and not afraid to admit it.

5) Despite what you may think from my writing, I am not on crack and do not do any drug of any kind

6) I am a Narutard. Mock me if you will cruel world but I am not the only one.

7) I talk to my computer and my cat more then I talk to my parents.

8) I love the idea of men dressed as French maids.

9) I do requests. Its easier when someone else thinks of the pairing because it's troublesome to do yourself.

10) I can curse people out in over seven languages: Spanish, French, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Greek, Latin, and English.

11) I don’t have a myspace or facebook or anything like that

12) I am a diehard rambler I swear to god I can ramble on about anything. Seriously.

13) I have a deviant art account. And I have some stuff I wood like to put up there. But have no idea how. Anyone who knows how can you tell me please?

14) I live in a little town in the middle of nowhere and I love it.

15) My cat is 14 years old and I can’t remember a day without it. It’s so old and fat but I love it.

16) I go for walks in the middle of town wearing my yukata and little wooden flip-flops with socks, carry a parasol and talk to people in Japanese not caring whether they understand or not.

17) One time I pretended I didn’t speak English at a pizza place and got 3 dollars off.

18) Oh my God! I'm so happy! I got a ferret!! It's name is Itachi and I dont care what anyone thinks about me naming it that because it's awesome!!

19) Soon I will have 9 pets, all named after the Akatsuki and 10 years from now I will think about they're names and wonder why I was such a dumbass!

20) I start most of my sentences with "Well..." it's just like...this thing that I have to do...it's weird, and I don't know why I do it.And now that I am on the topic of things I say, I might as well list some others: YOSH!,ZOMG!, funtastic,asstastic,funnerific,...un,neat,neatorific,kukuku,sqwee!,pfft,yeesh. yeah I think those are my only big ones...damn...I say some weird stuff...

Me ranting : OH MY GOD!! I just read chapter 363 of Naruto (I read/watch it religously. Actually..I think I follow it better then my religeon) and have officially decided that Sasuke is no longer worth my time fangirling over. It's not fair!! Deidara and Tobi were some of the greatest characters EVUR!! You know...I'm now coming to the sad realization that every Akatsuki member will eventually be killed off. That makes me a saaaad panda. I freaked out when Hidan and Kakuzu got killed off/buried alive. But when Deidara died...I cried. Well...not untill I read this doujin on deviant art. Then I cried. But its sad,the Akatsuki were cool. They were subjected to having their personalities mutilated in fanfictions, and being made to sleep with eachother. But thats ok. spotlight shining One day, when Naruto is finished and Sasuke that duck-butt-haired-molested-by-orochimaru-emo-gay-abused-when-he-was-younger-will-never-be-better-then-his-brother ninja, will come home and Naruto will become hokage and Orochimaru-who-wont-die-no-matter-what is finally good and dead. And Itachi goes blind and all the Akatsuki are dead/buried alive. The Akatsuki still were awesome because they are all men (and one chick) living in a cave in the middle of nowhere cough all gay cough...ok...ranting done...

Funny stuff...: Me and my friend who I call Nee-chan were at the beach right...and this huge wave comes and when it hits her she screams out "YAOI!!" as in 'ahh! save me' and i ducked under the wave so I jump up out the the water scream "where!?" and look around wildly. People were staring...and I started to laugh like a crazy person.It was funny.

Wow: I am well aware that my OC story has been deleted it. If it is any cosolation to you I do have my reasons for deleting it. 1) It had no plot whatsoever 2) No matter how hard I thought I couldn't think of a damn way to end it. 3) It wasn't really that great to begin with. 4) It's not like I cant repost it if I ever figure out something to do with it. Problems? Message me about it. If you read it and have any suggestions, message me about it. If you read it, hated it, and are glad its deleted, screw you why are you on my profile?

SEQUEL INFO: Yes I have decided to write a sequel. AFTER my Deathnote fic gets posted. but I already know what I'm gonna do so you all can just wait for it. If you are eager to see what I have in store then click 'alert'. Yay for sequels! Whoot!!

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