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Author has written 10 stories for Ninja Turtles. Heya! I'm Jamie, a transient theatrical artist (which means I travel all around the USA and create truly bizarre things for actors to carry onstage) who loves to write. I think I write because I'm too often bored and so I amuse myself by making up stories in my head. This drive my co-workers nuts, but as we're all in theatre anyways there's very little distinction :) Fan worlds I watch/read/enjoy: Star Trek (every series except Voyager), Red Dwarf, Forever Knight, Doctor Who, TMNT, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, MST3K, Christopher Priest, Christopher Moore, PotC, most things sci fi and fantasy. Fanfictions I love to read: TMNT fics (particularly ones without angst!), Doctor Who fics featuring Tom Baker's doctor, Peter Davison's doctor or multiple doctors; DS9 fics featuring Cardassians (In particular Garak, vastly preferable when he does NOT have some weird shipping with Bashir), Red Dwarf fics (esp. about holo-Rimmer as Ace), good Forever Knight fics, and serious Shadow Hearts fics starring Yuri. If you know of any, drop me a line! I'd love to read and I usually review. Style? I love exploring characters, and character centered drama. I dislike slash (no offense to people who dig it); but I occassionally venture into adult themes to explore a particular mood or topic. I also dislike shipping when it isn't supported by cannon. Most of what I write is intended to explore something: a feeling, an idea, a relationship or what have you. I also love serial adventures because I like reading (or writing) things that develop over a long period of time (so bear with me if you think the first few chapters are boring. I promise it's going somewhere!) I also have this strange imp of the perverse in me, and I really enjoy taking strange, sometimes absurd ideas and trying to turn them into serious or semi-serious fiction. Other Stuff? I craft, hike, bike, take martial arts and knit. I cook - someday I will write a cooking blog and call it 'The Ghetto Foodie.' I also have a podcast about knitting and general geekery with a fellow friend who is just as geeky. I'm vry srs about teh knittinz! If you frequent Ravelry, look me up, I'm under the same name. Also, forgive me if I babble at you in a review or a reply. That usually means your fic made me think and I enjoyed it. ;-) Peace, out! ~PSG | |||||||||
1. On The Wire1987 Cartoonverse. The Book of World Records is in town to record the highest tightrope walk without a safety net. When Mondo the Magnificent mysteriously disappears, it's up to Michelangelo to fill in, save the day and earn as much pizza as he can eat.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Published: 5-1-11 - Michelangelo2. Dreams and Dragons » reviewsAfter a fight with the Purple Dragons takes a turn for the worst, Casey Jones is left to face his fears and his claustrophobia. An in-depth look at the many conflicts a vigilante faces on the road to recovery and redemption.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,750 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-28-11 - Published: 5-27-07 - Casey Jones & Raphael - Complete3. Birthday » reviewsRaphael never understood why they celebrated birthdays, anyways. It wasn't like they had birth certificates. Besides, trouble always seemed to find him every year, and this one was no different.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-26-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Raphael - Complete4. Bad Ideas reviewsOne-Shot. This was a bad idea. Donatello knew it was a bad idea from the second the words left Raphael's mouth. If he could just make it back to the lair alive he was going to make sure Raph never forgot that.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-27-10 - Donatello & Michelangelo - Complete5. Under His Nose » reviewsYoung teenagers can challenge any parent's perceptions; now four young turtles manage to confound their sensei with their odd behavior. This is Splinter's tale of how he learned to challenge his misconceptions of his son's actions. Young turtle fic.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,985 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-18-10 - Published: 7-12-08 - Splinter - Complete6. Respect reviewsOneshot, angst. Raphael reflects on the meaning of respect, and how to tell a family what you keep hidden inside; even after it is too late.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-26-08 - Raphael - Complete7. Come She Will » reviewsFour teenagers fall into the sewers and meet a tragic end. Twenty years later they have risen from the dead and come looking to cause trouble with the turtles that disturbed them. A black comedy slant to the usual 'girls fall in sewers' plot.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 1-4-088. We Are the Klunk » reviewsA look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 10-14-07 - Michelangelo - Complete9. When Worlds Collide » reviewsWhat if Shredder and Krang opened one of those pesky dimensional portals and sent the 1987 Cartoon turtles to the 2003 Cartoon world? This is a humorous look at when worlds and brothers collide and have to work together. In progress, reviews welcomed.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,594 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 5-10-0710. The Patience Game » reviewsA series set after the events of the original 1990 movie with a focus on developing the characters through the action. The turtles set out to investigate a mysterious group hiding a biological menace. Ch5 is a Don standalone. In progress, reviews welcomeNinja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,391 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 5-4-07
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