| PlainSimpleGarak |
Author has written 14 stories for Ninja Turtles, and Legend of Korra. Heya! I'm Jamie, a transient theatrical artist (which means I travel all around the USA and create truly bizarre things for actors to carry onstage) who loves to write. I think I write because I'm too often bored and so I amuse myself by making up stories in my head. This drive my co-workers nuts, but as we're all in theatre anyways there's very little distinction :) Fan worlds I watch/read/enjoy: Star Trek (every series except Voyager), Red Dwarf, Forever Knight, Doctor Who, TMNT, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, MST3K, Christopher Priest, Christopher Moore, PotC, Avatar: TLAB/LoK and most things sci fi and fantasy. Fanfictions I love to read: TMNT fics (particularly ones without angst!), Doctor Who fics featuring Tom Baker's doctor, Peter Davison's doctor or multiple doctors; DS9 fics featuring Cardassians (In particular Garak, vastly preferable when he does NOT have some weird shipping with Bashir), Red Dwarf fics (esp. about holo-Rimmer as Ace), good Forever Knight fics, and serious Shadow Hearts fics starring Yuri. If you know of any, drop me a line! I'd love to read and I usually review. Favorite Writing Quote, ever? "I have just spent a good week, alone like a hermit, and as calm as a god. I abandoned myself to a frenzy of literature; I got up at midday, I went to bed at four in the morning…I smoked fifteen pipes in a day; I have written eight pages." Gustave Flaubert Other Stuff? I craft, hike, bike, take martial arts and knit. I cook - someday I will write a cooking blog and call it 'The Ghetto Foodie.' I also have a podcast about knitting and general geekery with a fellow friend who is just as geeky. I'm vry srs about teh knittinz! If you frequent Ravelry, look me up, I'm under the same name. Also, forgive me if I babble at you in a review or a reply. That usually means your fic made me think and I enjoyed it. ;-) Peace, out! PSG | |||||||||
1. Trouble » reviewsSome were born lucky, some were lucky to be born, and some were born with the spirit's attention and a gift for attracting trouble. Somewhere in the spirit world Uncle Iroh was laughing at his nephew's ongoing struggle to keep his grandson out of trouble. A series of inter-connected ficlets.Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,886 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 7-24-12 - General Iroh2. Moose reviewsOne-shot. "Come on, Tenzin! There isn't any harm in riding one little moose!" Bumi wheedled. Tenzin wasn't so sure. His brother was both a mad genius and an incorrigible troublemaker… and young Tenzin was along for the ride. Written for the RLt "Moose Challenge"Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-13-12 - Tenzin & Bumi - Complete3. Behind Green Eyes » reviewsTwisted and hurt by Asami joining the Avatar over the Equalists, Hiroshi Sato is bent on exacting revenge on the firebender who lured her away. When Mako disappears it's up to Bolin to rescue him and time for Asami to face her father. Set during ep. 1/9 "Out of the Past"Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-12-12 - Published: 8-3-12 - Bolin & Asami S.4. Grave of the Five Thousand » reviewsSixty-five years after the Siege of the North, a lunar eclipse brings on a spiritual catastrophe. With the dead rising and the Northern Water Tribe at stake, Commander Bumi and a young Major Iroh find themselves facing the unforgotten sins of their fathers.Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,342 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-18-12 - Published: 7-20-12 - General Iroh & Bumi5. Come She Will » reviewsFour teenagers fall into the sewers and meet a tragic end. Twenty years later they have risen from the dead and come looking to cause trouble with the turtles that disturbed them. A black comedy slant to the usual 'girls fall in sewers' plot.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 1-4-086. On The Wire reviews1987 Cartoonverse. The Book of World Records is in town to record the highest tightrope walk without a safety net. When Mondo the Magnificent mysteriously disappears, it's up to Michelangelo to fill in, save the day and earn as much pizza as he can eat.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-11 - Michelangelo7. Dreams and Dragons » reviewsAfter a fight with the Purple Dragons takes a turn for the worst, Casey Jones is left to face his fears and his claustrophobia. An in-depth look at the many conflicts a vigilante faces on the road to recovery and redemption.Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,929 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-28-11 - Published: 5-27-07 - Casey Jones & Raphael - Complete8. Birthday » reviewsRaphael never understood why they celebrated birthdays, anyways. It wasn't like they had birth certificates. Besides, trouble always seemed to find him every year, and this one was no different.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,693 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-26-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Raphael - Complete9. Bad Ideas reviewsOne-Shot. This was a bad idea. Donatello knew it was a bad idea from the second the words left Raphael's mouth. If he could just make it back to the lair alive he was going to make sure Raph never forgot that.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-27-10 - Donatello & Michelangelo - Complete10. Under His Nose » reviewsYoung teenagers can challenge any parent's perceptions; now four young turtles manage to confound their sensei with their odd behavior. This is Splinter's tale of how he learned to challenge his misconceptions of his son's actions. Young turtle fic.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-18-10 - Published: 7-12-08 - Splinter - Complete11. Respect reviewsOneshot, angst. Raphael reflects on the meaning of respect, and how to tell a family what you keep hidden inside; even after it is too late.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-26-08 - Raphael - Complete12. We Are the Klunk » reviewsA look at life in the turtle's lair and an adventure gone wrong, told from the point of view of Klunk, Michelangelo's cat. Inspired by Terry Bain's novel: We Are the Cat.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 10-14-07 - Klunk & Michelangelo - Complete13. When Worlds Collide » reviewsWhat if Shredder and Krang opened one of those pesky dimensional portals and sent the 1987 Cartoon turtles to the 2003 Cartoon world? This is a humorous look at when worlds and brothers collide and have to work together. In progress, reviews welcomed.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,886 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 10-11-07 - Published: 5-10-0714. The Patience Game » reviewsA series set after the events of the original 1990 movie with a focus on developing the characters through the action. The turtles set out to investigate a mysterious group hiding a biological menace. Ch5 is a Don standalone. In progress, reviews welcomeNinja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 5-4-07