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~~~~~ABOUT ME~~~~~

My name is Samantha. Call me Keeanna (middle names combined) I am Caribbean.

I am female first of all. I am going to be riding a motorcycle soon. Erase that idea. I have to drive a car first.

I'm so excited. No I do not have my space because

I just don't. I don't give a f

Excuse my French. I play the electric guitar and piano. After guitar, I'll be playing the drums. I have played the clarinet. Don't ask.

I am a hip-hop dance person. I love animals. I have alot.

I am an artist. I write when I am pissed off, or draw a target on the wall and continuously punch it.

I like fighting. I've had my fair share of beating up people.

For some reason, I've always wanted a gay male best friend. I had one, but now he goes both ways. And he likes me.

Ewwwww...-twitch-

As for age, I'm older than 1, less than 100.

Birthday: December 15

Favorite...

Color: black, blue, green, and purple

Car: Vanquish S, BMW, Porshe

Food: almost all

Music: All except country.

Place: France and Italy

Artists: Akon, Aaliyah(R.I.P.), Missy Elliot, Eminem, Kirk Franklin, Ciara, Shaggy, Pink, Avril, Boa, Mya, Beyonce, and so much damn more, it's crazy.

Band/Group: Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, TLC(even though they are over: R.I.P. Left Eye)

Song: I can't Wait-Akon, Don't Matter-Akon

Favorite song by...

Aaliyah-Are you that somebody

Eminem-Toy Soldier

Missy Elliot- Gossip Folks

Kirk Franklin-Revolution

Ciara- Like a Boy

Shaggy-Ultimatum

Pink-Stupid Girls...To Be Continued...

Quotes:

"I'm going to hell! Who's coming with me?" -Eminem

"You are all Bushes and Cabidiots!" -Kelsey and I (Bush, Clooney, Idiot combined.)

"Don't hurt yourself." -Kelsey and I

"Moonbabies!" -Amber

"Go web...Go!" -Zion (He is a crazed Superman fan)

"Poor people tend to live in clusters." -Cartman (South Park)

"Am I to be expecting any sidedishes with our frozen waffles this evening?"

"..."

"I guess not. Fuck!"

"We do not say fuck at our table."

"Appearently we don't say sidedishes either." -Cartman (He was over Kenny's house and Kenny is poor.)

"I'm locked up in this joint, I might as well comit suicide.-walks into plastic and suffocates." -Turtle and my mother. (My turtle killed itself and my mom was posing as the turtle's thoughts. Crazy eh?)

"The best part of being half black and half white is that I'll be excepted by everybody!" -Stewie

"I'm going to kill myself. Bring me a bowl of peanuts."

"..."

"I'm allergic to peanuts."

"..."

"You don't know anything about me do you?"

"Who was that guy?"-Family Guy

"Why on devil's earth would they put small parts in children's toys?...We're suppose to eat them, that's right!!!"-Stewie

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!( )_( )

Thank You All 4 Supporting me...and bunny.

See email for questions. I will update as soon as possible.

I am a newbe.

PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME UP...

Please and thank you!!!

Happy New Year everyone! Can you believe I had detention with my friend, and the Vice Pricipal cancelled it. Faith and God just loves me. I feel so special.

2 STORIES THUS FAR

OMG. I'm embarrassed to put the next thing up here...

I fell for it all...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Stolen from...

sakuratwin13(lol...that was too funny. I fell for it)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe,
Hyperactivley Bored,
Gem W,
Bara-Minamino,
Yavie Aelinel,
Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak,
Shadow929,
The Astrology Nerd,
brown-eyed angelofmusic,
piratesswriter/fairy to be,
The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,
watching-waiting-wishing,
100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,
iluvdavidwright45,
dianeandnumairareahotcouple,
windsoftiti,
Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood,
i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,
Sn1ck3rD00dl3
xxlilaznchck.
Sakuratwin13
Serenity-MoonGodess

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD or MOM and Grampa, Gramps.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIEND: Loses your shit and tells you,"My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: While kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

Stolen from: kunoichi of darkness

Okay, I am going to bitch about something pointless so please listen or read anyway. Ahem...Idiots that think they are so cool and sooooo amazing need to be shipped off to Alaska where they will learn their ABC's and learn how to eat with a fork. They will learn that the Caribbean is not made up of individual continents. They will also learn that the president is not their friend. In Alaska they will be fit for the position of "cool" when they are freezing their asses off literally. There they will eat their asses for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!! And to you all I say Samantha for Governor where the damned cool idiots will be no more because I say so. Now on with your merry lives because I have none o.O my reaction to you actually leaving.

Come back to my page!!!! Don't leave me here to die!!!!!