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since: 05-02-07, id: 1270425, Profile Updated: 02-12-12
country: Canada
Author has written 37 stories for Law and Order: SVU, X-Files, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Glee, How I Met Your Mother, Lost, Criminal Minds, Fringe, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Les Misérables.

Name: Sadie

Age: 21

Tumblr: nobody-askedyoupatrice

Hi! I'm Sadie, I'm 21, as you can see from above. I've been reading fanfiction for a long time, but only recently started writing it. However, I've been making up stories for as long as I can remember. My parents are both journalists, so I've done a lot of stories. I love kids, always have, I have to look after a kid at least once a week or I miss it too much, which explains why I'm still babysitting at 18. I have two younger sisters, and I want to be a kindergarten teacher, so I'm going to school for that once I finish high school.

Favorite Movies: (I don't watch many movies, so I don't have many) What About Bob, Moulin Rouge, Stepford Wives (most recent one), Juno, Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Favorite Singers: Faith Hill, Martina McBride, Tim McGraw, Reba McEntire, Daugtry, Lifehouse, Brad Paisley, Sugarland, Savage Garden, One Republic, Mark Schultz, Leona Lewis, Johnny Reid, Flight Of The Conchords, Better Than Ezra, Skillet, Secondhand Serenade, John Mayer, Josh Groban.

Songs I'm Currently In Love With And Listen To On Repeat Whenever I'm On My Computer To Where You Are and Out Of My Life - Josh Groban, Pieces - Red, Come Home - One Republic

Favorite Shows:

X-Files (just got into this one recently, but I'm now completely addicted to it)

Friends (loved Friends for at least 5 years)

Grey's Anatomy (total soap opera, guilty pleasure lol)

House MD (Who doesn't love House lol? I'm ridiculously sarcastic too, so I've loved that show for years)

Law and Order: SVU (best show in the world)

Ship pairings:

Friends: Ross/Rachel, I like Monica/Chandler fine, but I'm not a huge fan, Pheobe/Mike

Grey's Anatomy: Meredith/Derek, Alex/Izzie, and now Lexie/Sloan and Cristina/Owen

House MD: House/Cameron, Wilson/Cuddy

SVU: Elliot/Olivia

X-Files: Is there even any other pairing for this show lol? MSR

About My Writing:

I'm a very dark person even though I don't look like it, any of my friends will confirm that lol. So pretty much all I write is angst. Fluff feels so foreign to me. Writing, drawing and horseback riding are what I love to do best, but writing is kind of an instinct and a boredom killer for me. I probably actually write down about 1/50th of the stories I make up. I love challenges in writing. I just did a story in monologue format and I'm helping my friend with her story about a scitzophrenic with an imaginary friend. Those kind of new ideas are things I love doing. All around, I just love to write. When I'm bored, (which is usually in class), I either draw or write. I don't generally write smut, slash and/or femslash. I have nothing against these, but it's just not something I feel comfortable writing. I have a great collection of amazing stories and authors in my favorites list, feel free to check it out. I've been told I'm a pretty good writer, but I am my own harshest critic, so it often doesn't seem so to me. Recently, I was watching some of the monolouges they have in the X-Files, and I decided to write a story in kind of the same style, which is posted here.

Read, Enjoy, and REVIEW my stories please!


1. the ballad of andromeda and perseus reviews
He never noticed the girl in the back. And now he can't not notice her. A somewhat modern ExE fic.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-13 - Enjolras & Eponine - Complete
2. deliver us
They are a family. It is never perfect, but they have each other. Set in 2036. Spoilers/speculation abound.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Published: 9-11-12 - Olivia D. & Peter B. - Complete
3. the lion and the unicorn reviews
The lion beat the unicorn all around town...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-13-12 - Kensi B. & M. Deeks - Complete
4. Isn't She Lovely, A Drabble Prompt series » reviews
A series of drabbles from Tumblr. Still taking prompts should you be so inclined. Mostly Polivia and Polivietta.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-12 - Olivia D. & Peter B.
5. John, I'm Only Dancing » reviews
Don't go too deep, into the flood. Don't stare too long, you'll poison my love. Kensi and Deeks are falling apart, and then old foes resurface.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,446 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 2-8-12 - Kensi B. & M. Deeks
6. Chofesh, Cherut, Racachim » reviews
He didn't really forget any of the times she belittled, insulted, or emasculated him. But it wouldn't really make a difference now, and it certainly wouldn't change how it ended. Repost.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 6-6-12 - Tony D. & Ziva D.
7. No Voice reviews
Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide... Circumstances beyond their control are straining Kensi and Deeks' already tenuous relationship, just in time for them to learn that there is no going back, and no do-overs in life.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-12 - M. Deeks & Kensi B.
8. New Again reviews
I'm right here, can you hear my voice? The story of the Bishop family, until 2036.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-20-12 - Olivia D. & Peter B. - Complete
9. Settle For A Slowdown reviews
I'm not asking you to turn back around, but I'd settle for a slowdown. In which we know that we can never go back.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-12 - Kensi B. & M. Deeks - Complete
10. Cat's In The Cradle » reviews
My child arrived just the other day...
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-4-12 - Published: 3-25-12 - M. Deeks & Kensi B.
11. Get Through, A Densi Shipper Manifesto reviews
As promised, the Densi manifesto! To be posted in two parts.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-4-12 - Kensi B. & M. Deeks
12. Role of a Lifetime: On Marty Deeks reviews
A companion to Portrait of a Girl, a Deeks manifesto.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-3-12 - M. Deeks
13. Portrait of a Girl: On Kensi Blye reviews
A hopefully in-depth character anaylsis of our favorite juniour agent, Kensi Marie Blye.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-12 - Kensi B. - Complete
14. Everything You Ever reviews
And I won't feel a thing.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-28-12 - M. Deeks & Kensi B.
15. In Which Ziva David Knows What's Important » reviews
He could not be blamed for this. The much-requested sequel to Chofesh, Cherut, Rachachim
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 9-8-11 - Ziva D. & Tony D.
16. It Is What It Is » reviews
They lived their lives in such a fast-forward, it's easy to miss the little moments, but they're there.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 8-4-11 - Olivia D. & Peter B.
17. Only The Good Die Young » reviews
An old connection from David Rossi's past brings him together with the Jeffersonian Institution as they struggle to save one of their own. A collaboration of authors.
Crossover - Bones & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-4-11 - S. Booth & D. Rossi
18. There's A Fine, Fine Line
She'd have to blame the anger, really. All in the name of popularity, and it wasn't as if it was a secret that she was after it. Brittana-centric
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Published: 8-4-11 - Quinn F. & Santana L.
19. Heartfelt Lies reviews
And I see I'd love to spend the night/But you found someone else to lie beside *The aftermath of Sexy for Brittana*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-10-11 - Brittany P. & Santana L. - Complete
20. A Place Called Home » reviews
I'd rather walk a winding road, rather know the things I know...oneshots chroniclling the Buffy/Giles relationship from Season 1.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-10 - Published: 12-20-10 - Buffy S. & R. Giles
21. Home » reviews
Life changes every day. And some of those changes are more devastating than others. You either accept these changes, or you fight them like hell. The lives of our favorite surgeons in 2013. MerDer, Huntina, McSexie,Lexzie. FORMERLY UNDER FAITHTIMFAN16
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,326 - Reviews: 168 - Updated: 12-2-10 - Published: 11-21-08
22. Wiping Out Tent City » reviews
Every artist needs inspirations. The Glee club is visited by the originals, courtesy of one Sue Sylvester. RENT-crossover
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-29-10 - Published: 10-24-10 - Will S.
23. Aftermath » reviews
It's much easier to be cruel than one might think... A collab story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-15-10 - Published: 8-30-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss
24. Near Wild Heaven » reviews
This would not become something he had to drag everybody into. He wouldn't let it.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 5-6-10 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete
25. Keeping Up The Pace reviews
An interview with Charlie Pace. Set two or three years after The End, AU kind of.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-7-10 - Charlie & Claire - Complete
26. Dead Man's Party » reviews
From the Jeffersonian Institution to Seattle Grace...a Grey's Anatomy/Bones crossover. A collaboration of authours, CatherineJosephineMarie007 and Queequeg417.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 10-6-09 - Meredith G. & Derek S.
27. There Goes My Life » reviews
There goes my life, my future, my everything, might as well kiss it all goodbye. There goes my life."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 7-8-09 - Faith L.
28. We Don't Eat reviews
I remember the things my mother wrote. We don't eat until your father's at the table..." Quinn doesn't want the baby; can Puck convince her to let the baby stay in the Glee family?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-09 - Puck
29. Dancing On The Wings Of Angels » reviews
Crying out, do you hear that sound? I never thought it'd come to this, paradise raised to the ground. The thunder has begun. B/B.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 3-24-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan
30. I Wonder reviews
If you ever came back home to Carolina, I wonder what you'd say to me...Brennan thinks about her childhood.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-09 - T. Brennan - Complete
31. What Can't We Face reviews
What can't we face if we're together, what's in this place that we can't weather.. Giles realizes some things, post Empty Places
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-3-09 - R. Giles & Buffy S. - Complete
32. Dance With My Father reviews
I'd play a song that would never, ever end, how I'd love to dance with my father again." Brennan and Booth's dance, told through the eyes of their daughter Cassie.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-30-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
33. As The Wind Blows reviews
I still talk out loud like you're still around...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete
34. Something New » reviews
Sometimes, even the best detectives need help. Crossover with The X-Files. NEW PENNAME, FORMERLY FAITHTIMFAN16
Crossover - X-Files & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-29-08 - Published: 10-22-08 - D. Scully & O. Benson
35. The Meaning Of Family » reviews
Because they were a family, and families took care of each other. So that's what they would do. NEW PENNAME, FORMERLY FAITHTIMFAN16
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,345 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 8-2-08
36. Let Her Go » reviews
Sometimes, it's just all too much. Post-ep for Swing. NEW PENNAME, FORMERLY FAITHTIMFAN16
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 10-14-08 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete
37. Alone » reviews
Her death left them all shattered...First fanfic, read and review!ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-1-08