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Author has written 50 stories for Monarch of the Glen, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Inuyasha, Adventures of Tintin, Chronicles of Narnia, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who, Detective Conan/Case Closed, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, StarTrek: Voyager, and Sesame Street. De Gustibus Non Desputandum Es "Beagle." Ellery glared. "Beagle... Of course. Of course. No other possibility. None whatever. If I'd had the brain of a wood louse... Beagle, Laurel, beagle!" And he swept her off her feet and planted five kisses on the top of her wet head. Then he tossed her on her unmade bed and before her horrified eyes went into a fast tap - an accomplishment which was one of his most sacred secrets, unknown even to his father. And Ellery chanted, "Merci, my pretty one, my she-detective. You have follow ze clue of ze ar-sen-ique, of ze little frog, of ze wallette, of ze eversing but ze sing you know all ze time - zat is to say, ze beagle. Oh, ze beagle!" And he changed to a softshoe. "But what's the breed of dog got to do with anything, Ellery?" moaned Laurel. "The only connection I can see with the word 'beagle' is its slang meaning. Isn't a 'beagle' a detective?" "Ironic, isn't it?" chortled Ellery; and he exited doing a Shuffle-Off-to-Buffalo, blowing farewell kisses and almost breaking the prominent nose of Mrs. Monk, Laurel's housekeeper, who had it pressed in absolute terror to the bedroom door. -The Origin of Evil, Ellery Queen My hobbies include mentally debating the effectiveness of kicking in the shins vs. kneeing in the groin, mentally debating the validity of memories, mentally debating whether I am wholly sane, and mentally debating about whether me mentally debating my sanity proves that I have no need to mentally debate my sanity. If I mentally tried I could probably mentally come up with the solution to world hunger or something like that, but even if I did no one would listen to me so instead I focus my mental energy on other things, like mentally debating shins vs. groin. My other hobbies include epic, adrenaline-filled dreams that occasionally end in my grisly death. So far, among other things, I've been pushed off a cliff, fallen off a cliff, rolled off a cliff in a car, rolled down a mountain in a car, hit by a car, been shot by a firing squad, and a rather large pile-up. For a comparison, think what would have happened in the Doctor Who episode 'Gridlock' if all the cars had suddenly fallen and squashed the Macra. No, no Daleks yet though it's only a matter of time. Last week I was saved by the Doctor. Though one dream didn't end in my death, just me about to throttle my best friend whose personality had taken a sudden and unexpected swerve towards how-do-you-make-it-through-life?-ditzy, as well as some random guy who kept wandering off. He was completely hopeless. Kept spending our money on trinkets too, I was about to kick him off the crew roster. And then there was when my science teacher fell into an acid pit spilling toxic fumes. Avernum 4 is officially a weird game. Not weird as in gameplay, because in gameplay it's awesome. Weird because it's psychic. Or maybe that's just me. Whenever I start thinking about a song while my mp3 player is on shuffle, that song plays next. It also has a weird obsession with The Tain by the Decemberists. If you've ever heard that song, you know what I mean. Which led me to contemplating how two mp3 players would sleep together. They'd probably be hermaphroditic, but that's WAY off topic. Anyway, back to Avernum 4. My characters are Hattori Heiji, Kudo Shinichi, Kuroba Kaito, and Hakuba Saguru. Hattori is most likely to charge off to battle and get himself killed, anything poisonous makes a beeline for Kudo (I 1412 you not (bad joke)), Kuroba can get into any locked room or box, and Hakuba keeps saving everyone except Hattori and so has become a pompous idiot. | |||||||||
1. Death by Panties reviewsSpoilers for FMA 94. Kaito Kid stole Ran-neechan's panties. Why? Because he has a plan. Or he could just be sadistic, you never know.Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-09 - Kaito K. & Envy - Complete2. Little Boys reviews100-word MK drabble, takes place at end of Dark Knight. Kaito reflects on little boys who idolize fathers.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-09 - Kaito K. - Complete3. Destroying Pandora Is Harder Then It Looks » reviewsKid is taking too long to return his last heist, and that inadvertently puts his littlest critic in danger. Fearing the possibility of his enemies catching up to him before he finishes his job, he contacts Conan in hope of keeping Pandora away from them.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 9-21-09 - Kaito K. & Conan E.4. Time and Space » reviewsA series of one-shots, two-shots, and occasional arching plots that detail Hakuba Saguru's life aboard the TARDIS. Formerly a whole bunch of different stories, now condensed for your convenience!Crossover - Doctor Who & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 1-22-09 - 10th Doctor & Saguru H.5. Hakuba Matata reviewsThen, gleeful looks on all three faces, they started singing. That was when Kuroba sealed his very painful and prolonged fate, and Hakuba swore to go back in time and assassinate Walt Disney.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-09 - Saguru H. & Kaito K. - Complete6. When Darth Vader Met Oscar The Grouch reviewsCrack, oh dear lord the Crack. I just ruined everything forever. Darth Vader comes to Sesame Street, and finds more than he bargained for. Vader/Oscar the Grouch pairing. Yes, pairing. Crack on a stick anyone?Crossover - Star Wars & Sesame Street - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-09 - Darth V. - Complete7. Tiny Travelling TARDIS's in Transwarp » reviewsA series of shorts with absolutely no connection to each other. Mostly TenRose and Romana. Up next: One day Donna meets a strange man who says some familiar-but-not words to her.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 9-7-088. A Ghost reviewsMK, angst. Aoko is dead. KaitoAokoDetective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-09 - Aoko N. & Kaito K. - Complete9. Time Travellin'A parody of the Firm's song Star Trekkin'. 'Nuff said. Insanity abounds, and there are boyfriends in the console room.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Published: 3-17-09 - Complete10. The Alchemist, the Wizard, and the War » reviewsUNIQUE HPxFMA x-over post Deathly Hallows. The orders had finally come. They were sending in the alchemists, not that it would help much. After all, the enemy could ignore Equivalent Exchange. Ed might've joined them if they weren't trying to kill him.Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 6-23-08 - James S. P. & Edward E.11. Codenames reviewsDCMK. The BO goes on a Apotoxin rampage, but no one actually dies. And the secret organization of seventeen-cum-seven-year-olds need to pick codenames, because no secret organization, good or bad, is complete without codenames. Cracky, canon pairings.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete12. Kaito Kid, the Pink Panther, and a Zebra in Rome reviewsKuroba Toichi disguised as Kaito Kid disguised as the ambassador disguised as a gorilla goes after the Pink Panther, thinking it likely to be Pandora. He gives up after the chaos culminates in a zebra, fireworks, and a four-way head-on collision. Xover.Crossover - Misc. Movies & Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete13. Payback reviewsDCMK. Kaito, as Shinichi, announces his undying love for Ran to a crowded gym. Conan has something to say about this. So does Ran. Hakuba's life is about to become very miserable, and Aoko loans Ran a fish.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-28-09 - Kaito K. & Conan E. - Complete14. Poker Face reviewsDCMK. Several years after the downfall of the Org., two of the survivors are still struggling along in a mutilated half-life. AokoKaito, ShinRan, and one really messed up ShinAoko. ANGST ANGST ANGST.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-09 - Aoko N. & Shinichi K. - Complete15. Five Times Kaito Interrupted School Assembly reviewsAnd One Time He Didn't, as recorded by Hakuba Saguru. It involves fireworks in trombones, exploding dodgeballs, and principals jailed for attempted first-degree murder. And mops. You can't forget the mops.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-21-09 - Saguru H. & Kaito K. - Complete16. Bloody SnowMK. Story in haikus. The bird flew above, the stallion ran below, and the treacherous snake slithered in the grass. Character death twice over.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Published: 2-2-09 - Kaito K. & Aoko N. - Complete17. Failure reviewsDC&MK. When, in the end, your best just isn't enough, they can and will minimize their losses. Inspector Nakamori-centric, multiple character deaths.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete18. Kuroba Kaito's Singing Wriggling Christmas Present reviewsIn the end, it was Kaito’s impatience and Hakuba’s mild sadistic streak that was their respective downfalls. The resounding tortured cry could be heard for miles as the present took an impromptu flight through the heavens. Ichthyophobia strikes again.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-26-08 - Kaito K. & Aoko N. - Complete19. Of Hammerspace and Pixie Sticks reviews“Hakuba, what are you on? You know what? Nevermind.” “YOOOOOUUUUU!” Hakuba shouted as he tackled Kaito out of his seat. How Saguru gained some insight into the Phantom Thief, and Kaito just had way too much fun ruining Saguru’s reputation.Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-13-08 - Kaito K. & Saguru H. - Complete20. Hitsugaya in America Take 2: Karin Edition » reviewsNo Previous Reading Needed. Ichigo won't let Karin go on a trip alone, so she kidnaps Hitsugaya for a road trip across the US. Will they butt heads the entire time, or will the Grim Reaper have something to say about it? HitsuKarin.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-7-08 - Hitsugaya T. & Karin K.21. A Brother's Bond reviewsCompanion piece to Military Brat. Really, if Rastapopulous had never said anything then his life would be a whole lot easier. Instead, now he has identical twins running circles around him and each other.Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-0822. In Flux reviewsNext Generation Voyager x-over. Something always has to happen unexpectedly to keep them on their toes, to keep things in flux. And suddenly the Enterprise was lost. New Earth Resolutions AU.Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-4-08 - Picard, J. & Janeway, K.23. Locutus of Borg: Riker's POV reviewsOneshot AU. Voyager returns from the Delta Quadrant with an old friend of Riker's turned Borg. But does Picard really still exist underneath that metal shell? Onesided CrusherPicard.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-08 - Riker, W. & Crusher, B. - Complete24. Locutus of Borg: Janeway's POV reviewsOneshot. What if, instead of being rescued, Picard had become a full Borg in the Delta Quadrant? And what if Janeway recognized him for who he was and rescued him? Angst, that's what.Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-08 - Picard, J. & Janeway, K. - Complete25. A Glooming Peace This Morning With It Brings reviewsSpoilers Last Battle, Caspian angst. Caspian finds Eternity to be rather lonely, and he's still wondering why Edmund is going on about two people named Romeo and Juliet. SuCas.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-17-08 - Caspian X - Complete26. Snowing In April reviewsHitsugaya-centric drabble. Really, humans freaked out over the smallest things.Bleach - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-08 - Hitsugaya T. - Complete27. Mistaken Identity » reviewsFMA Bleach Crossover. In the offchance that they would somehow end up in the same part of Soul Society on the same day... wait, you're not Edward Elric. Amestris descends en masse on Sereitei...Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 7-23-07 - Edward E. & Hitsugaya T.28. Military Brat reviewsOneshot. And in an instant, it strikes Captain Haddock how little he really knows about his best friend.Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-08 - Complete29. Lay Down Your Pride reviewsBBI Bluebird's Illusion fic. A drabble in the form of five haikus. The boy glared at him soullessly. He had seen him before. Then the boy spoke a name of a sin, and he knew it was over. That didn't stop him from trying though.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-26-08 - Roy M. & Edward E. - Complete30. Sledding reviewsRoy had just had a very vile thought. And he was going to follow through on it. Two birds with one stone and all. Quickly he doodled a small transmutation circle in the fresh snow. “NII-SAN THERE’S A BURM!” Slight Parental!RoyEd.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-08 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete31. When The War Came reviewsGrowling, she spun around and glared at the soldier approaching her. “I haven’t seen you in almost a year and that’s how you greet me!" Drabbly oneshot, somewhat AUish.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete32. WHAT Did You Just Say! reviewsInuyasha and Kagome save someone, Inuyasha's in denial, and the Innate Laws of Sesshomaru have been broken... er, obliterated.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-08 - Inuyasha & Sesshomaru - Complete33. Shorty Was Here » reviewsMy name is Hitsugaya Jiroshirou. You kidnapped my father. Prepare to die. Second generation HitsuKarin fic.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 7-8-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Karin K.34. An Eye For An Eye Makes The Whole World Blind reviewsBirthday present for Shirochan! Hitsugaya was tired of the endless war. And now, bleeding on the floor of Las Noches, he was even more tired of it. The world is so bittersweet. Hitsuwhump HitsuMatsu if you squint.Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-19-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Aizen S. - Complete35. The Dead List: JK's Homicidal Rampage reviewsHP Bleach xover post 7:DH. Rukia and Ichigo are told to go to Rukongai and enlist the help of some souls with high reiatsu for the war against Aizen. Ichigo decides that he doesn't like owls, and Fred carries an ear around.Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-16-07 - Fred W. & Ichigo K. - Complete36. First Days reviewsDrabblish. Utter Crack. Hitsugaya's first three days as Captain of Tenth Division. Based entirely on my dog.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-12-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R. - Complete37. Why Me? reviewsHitsugaya wonders why he hasn't had a day off since the war with Aizen ended... approximately 15 years ago. Oh right, that little thing called responsibility. Note to self: Hire captains that aren't completely nuts so that all hell won't break loose againBleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-07 - Hitsugaya T. - Complete38. He Killed Him reviewsOneshottish. Matsumoto Rangiku reflects directly after the Soul Society arc on Ichimaru Gin and her own captain. HitsuMatsu if you squint.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-4-07 - Matsumoto R. & Hitsugaya T. - Complete39. A Shinigami Is reviewsDrabblicious:: The whole picture can't always be seen. Two sibling's conflicting views on what a shinigami is. Kurosakicentric.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-07 - Ichigo K. & Karin K. - Complete40. The Ghost of Zero reviewsBBI ficlet. One of the more infamous stories about the new HQ building is the Ghost of Zero. There are some who say it has black hair, some who say blond hair. There are some who love their dead superior, and some who are too curious for their own good.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-07 - Jean H. & Riza H. - Complete41. His Granddaughter's Blue Light reviewsOneshot Series. It reminded him of so much that he had had. And of so much that he had lost. Why must everything she have contain blue light?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-07 - Edward E. - Complete42. Windows Educator reviewsUtter crack drabble in which the head honcho has some fun at the expense of the technical community. You have been warned. No I am not Bill Gates. If I was this probably would actually happen, at the expense of my job.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete43. Flaming Past reviewsIt is said that when you are about to die, your life flashes before your eyes. I've found the truth though. It is only the times where you could've done something different that flashes before your eyes.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-07 - Roy M. & Führer Bradley - Complete44. Friday Night Canasta At Tenth Division » reviewsWe all know the story of 11th Division's poker nights. This is the story of the, quote on quote, 'saner' players of the noble game of Canasta.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete45. Memories Gone Then Back Again reviewsONESHOT:: A hidden part of her life flashed before her eyes when she saw him again. She was loyal to the end, even if her past came back to haunt her.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-07 - Matsumoto R. - Complete46. SSC: Sereitei Soccer Cup! reviewsThe final match of the season... 10th Division versus 11th. Who will win? 11th with their vicious attacks, or 10th with their actual strategy? Only time will tell...Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R. - Complete47. Pirates of the Caribbean: Revenge of the Redcoats » reviewsWhat happens directly after that cute little credits sequence in At World's End and the circumstances that send young Billy Turner to sea.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,234 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-7-07 - Published: 6-1-0748. The Thirteen Taichous And Fukutaichous A La Ichigo » reviewsIchigo is bored... VERY bored... so he starts telling Rukia what he thinks of the taichous and fukutaichous. She may not be listening, but...Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete49. Hitsugaya in America » reviewsThe woman ruffled his hair. Oh what a cute little boy you just adopted from Japan! So unique! Is it any wonder that Hitsugaya Toushirou is NOT in the best of moods?Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 6-12-07 - Hitsugaya T. - Complete50. What Cameth Next » reviewsWhat happens after everyone achieves their happily ever after... which turns out not so happily in about as classic Monarch style as one can get! Another lost family member, jealousy, and more! Warning: Not for Paul fans.Monarch of the Glen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 5-20-07
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