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Author has written 9 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Gakuen Alice, and High School Musical. hello to all the fanfiction-ers here! thank you for having the time to read my profile so, here's a little about myself (profile under construction) okay, so it's 15 asterisks and counting (as of 10/27/07) ... if you're wondering what this means, then please read Look. please don't forget to read the A/N at the end, thanks! bangs head on keyboard If you're all probably wondering why the number of faves in your oneshots decreased and you know i faved it i'm terribly sorry... this is the stupidest thing i have ever done bangs head on keyboard I thunk REMOVED thunk THE thunk STORIES thunk ON thunk THE thunk LIST thunk THINKING thunk HEY HOW COME I ALERTED ONESHOTS? thunk WHEN thunk I thunk SCROLLED thunk UP thunk I thunk SAW thunk IT thunk WASN"T thunk ALERTS thunk BUT big thunk FAVES! I'm kalyn19, and i bet you're wondering why the hell did i delete my stories... mostly because... they had flames... every one of them, so i deleted it and will post it again... someday... I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE AND I WILL MAKE A FIC BESIDES A:TLA! I WILL MAKE ONE OF Gakuen Alice! Season 3 of Avatar: The Last Airbender takes alot of my time and it kind of takes out my confidence to update because people will compare it to season 3 and everything... i'm proud to be a Filipina (yes, which means i'm from the Philippines) and i won't reveal any more than that because people are slowly knowing my real identity (gasp!) MeMoRaBlE MoMeNtS with Cannabis (me) Sativa, and Mary Jane. Just memorable, if I typed everything down, I promise you’re head will pop of laughter. FIRST MEETING: After THE first time pressured quiz in botany. (yeah, you read right, and no, we’re not college, we’re in a school for the gifted… or special… :P in our first week) Cannabis (me): Did you find difficulty in the test? Sativa: (sarcastically) No, you think? Both: (dumps notebook on floor) Mary Jane: (enters scene with a notebook, scribbling something secretly) Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE she asked the scientific names of the specimens! Sativa: (lazes eyes) It was in the reviewer. Me: (shrugs) That’s why I never knew… Sativa: (completely gets the fact I don’t review) Me: Hey… (pulls Sativa close to whisper) Do you know Cannabis sativa? Sativa: (laughs hysterically) No duh! (she’s a smarty pants) Me: (grins evilly) Let the games begin… Sativa: (sees Mary Jane scribbling something in a corner) Hey, do you know Cannabis sativa? Mary Jane: (looks up from notebook, covers it with hand.) Ha? Sativa: (chuckles) you know… Mary Jane: (eyes widen) Ah, ahh! (give you a cookie if you know) Sativa and me: (laugh then sits down beside Mary Jane) Me: Let’s see if anybody else knows about said scientific name… Sativa: (grins evilly) Mary Jane: (glances at me from notebook and smiles, a big, teeth showing, happy smile) Me: (calls other classmate pass by) Hey, you want Cannabis sativa? CLSSMTE#1: (shrugs) Sure. Me, Sativa and Mary Jane: (look at each other and then pause for a while) (can’t take it, LAUGH OUR HEAD OFF!) CLSSMTE#1: (gives us weird look and walks away) Me, Sativa and Mary Jane: (still laughing our heads off) EVERYBODY: (stops what their doing to look at us weirdly.) Me, Sativa and Mary Jane: (still laughing our heads off) Another guy passes by… Sativa: another victim… Hey there! You want Cannabis Sativa? CLSSMTE#2: (walks away, creep-ed out.) Me and Sativa: (starts laughing our heads off) Mary Jane: (starts scribbling back in her notebook) So many have passed and been laughed with, or at. Class president: (yeah she’s a GIRL) (leans back and rests on Sativa’s lap) Are you people crazy? Risasis sativa is RICE! Me and Sativa: (looks at each other and blink, then laugh our head off) Class president: (gives us confused and scared looks, her gang looks at us, then they did the same) Are you high on drugs? (then scoots farther away) Me and Sativa: (still laughing our heads off.) Sativa: (reaches out for Mary Jane, still laughing. She reached Mary Jane’s shoulder.) Mary Jane: (Looks up and hides her notebook. She looks up at us with big black eyes and a grin that’s very wide) Ha? What happened? Me: (holds stomach in laughter) Sativa: (panting from laughter, grabs Mary Jane’s ear, making her lean forward, and whispers) Class president said we were talking about rice… (starts laughing) Mary Jane: (leans back up) ha? (then starts laughing) Me: (pants from laughter) we gotta stop that… (panting stops as I hear the bell, which oddly belongs to our botany teacher) Sativa and Mary Jane stopped as well. And that was how we met each other… (and a start of a silent agreement as to not get close to us because we sound like we’re high, which we are not.) Scary, huh? INK:Me: (winks) So, you up for it? Sativa: I’m definitely going… (smiles evilly) Mary I: (scribbles in her notebook, as she does ALL DAY) Me: (tugs Mary Jane) Come on, join us! Mary I: (looks up, hides her notebook) Ha? Me: (slaps forehead. Have I mentioned she does that ALL the time?) Sativa: (threatening) you better come with us or I’ll use your period as the ink of my ballpen! Me: (stares then laughs hysterically) Mary I: (smiles BIG then laughs as well) Sativa: (proud of her accomplishment, laughs as well, but modestly.) What? I’ll really do it! Elmo (guy) : (big eyes, blushing) THAT made me look… Now you probably believe the others that we ARE high, which we are not. HA?INGITIS: Me and Sativa: Ain’t no loving my ma-a-an shu bop shu bop oooh Ain’t no loving my ma-a-an shu bop shu bop oooh Me: Ain’t no lo-ovin’ Mary Jane: (looking out in the distance, or on the floor, stalking some ant I guess…) Me: Hey, Mary Jane, sing with us! Mary Jane: (still out of this world) Sativa: (slams Mary Jane’s shoulder) Hey! What’s wrong with you? Mary Jane: (looks up, shocked) Ha? Me: (shakes head with grin) Mary Jane: (looks away, again) Me: (pulls Sativa closer to whisper) I bet the next time we call her, she’ll respond with a “ha?” Sativa: (grins then nods) Me: Hey Mary Jane?! Mary Jane: (looks up, shocked) Ha? Me and Sativa: (look at each other, then laugh hysterically) Mary Jane: (smiles big with a raised brow) Ha? Why? Me and Sativa: (look at her then laugh while pointing) Mary Jane: (smiles then just laugh along) After a few moments of laughing hysterically and people looking at us like we were high, we finally tell her whyMary Jane: Ha? Me and Sativa: (laugh hysterically) Me: From now on, that’s HA?INGITIS. MJ: hey idiots, what’s happening? (he’s sort of sassy, no wait SASSY is the very definition) Me, Sativa, and Mary Jane: (look up at him) Ha? (then start laughing) More coming soon, okay? The discovery of Fanfiction: (just so you guys know, I already knew fanfiction even before I enrolled there… this is a shocking announcement) Me: So, we are really going to your house later to do our project? Mary jane: (looks up from notebook) ha? Me: (sighs) Mary jane: yeah… sure… At their house: Me: hey Mary Jane, I’m just going to check on something… Mary Jane: (nods) Sure. Me: (opens explorer and types in “www.fanfi” when history appears.) what the? Mary jane: (eyes widen) ha? No that’s nothing… Me: You go to fanfiction.net? (shocked) Mary jane: (covers screen) No! Me: (sees through cover and start reading) www.fanfiction.net/s/00912323… Mary Jane: stop! Me: (continues to scroll down and sees link to users… then sees my id number) shocking…noh? (screams) HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW I HAD A FANFICTION ACCOUNT? Mary jane: (shrugs) yours was easy to find… it had “cannabis sativa mary jane” on it… Me: (eyes suspicion on Mary Jane) You’re good… (notices not only my id number but many also) hey… wait a second… (eyes widen) Mary jane: (gulp) Me: (points finger accusingly and expressions like Sokka) YOU have a FF.net account?! Mary jane: (wont admit) After a few minutes of fighting for the keyboard and making her confess, she finally did. Me: (jaw dropped with SHOCK! I mean come on, HER off all people to have an account… I didn’t know that! We were friends before I knew that… which means… destiny is playing with me!) Mary jane: (pants) And now you know why I scribble in my notebook so often… that’s where I put my stories (still grinning) Me: (eyes twitch) You do fic at school? Mary jane: (shrug) Me: Okay… that’s enough shock for one day… don’t tell me you also have (says different accounts on different websites) Mary jane: (smiles like before I knew she had a ff.net account) Me: (slaps forehead) Mary Jane: (laughs) Me: Okay… the only thing now is… what’s your penname? Mary jane: (runs for the door) Me: HEY! (runs after) On the walk home she tells me hints… and all along her penname was SakuraGal-07… she changed it to CuteGurlyGal07 soon after… you should have seen her profile before… it was like “… I live in America and I belong to II- cristi ami” and stuff… (our real section is crisostomo) And that’s how I knew one of my friend’s secrets that were parallel to mine… (shrug) GRAVITY: We were walking up the stairs… the high stairs… Me: I HATE gravity! Mary Jane: (eating) It’s past new year… and you still hate gravity? Me: Don’t blame me, blame gravity! Mary Jane and MJ (the guy/gay): (slap forehead) MJ: So this is all gravity’s fault? We finally reach the top… (Hallelujah) Me: Yes! Gravity is always the cause! MJ: Then is it gravity’s fault Sativa’s boobs are big? Mary Jane and Me: (laughs but nods) MJ: (shrug) We reach the classroom… Me: Then it’s gravity’s fault Mary Jane’s butt is big, too? MJ and Me… and Mary Jane: (laugh and nod) Mary Jane: (grins) Then it’s gravity’s fault why there’s nothing big of Cannabis? Me: (pouts) MJ: (laughs hysterically like the evil step sister… I mean brother he is…) Mary Jane: (laughs mockingly and falls down on chair.) Me: (pouts bigger) Sativa: Hey guys! What’s up? MJ and Mary Jane: (laughs mockingly pointing at me) Me: Meanie… (childishly) Sativa: Huh? MJ: (shouts recent discovery to the world) Sativa: (stares with big eyes and laugh like hell has taken over) Everybody in the classroom: (stares at us) Me: I hate gravity! Hmph! I still hate gravity! JOKES: (my friend Sativa has these oh so corny jokes that will not make you laugh. You know what will? Read on…) Sativa: Hey guys! (jumps excitedly) I have a cool joke! Me: (looks up from the book “Drop Dead Gorgeous by Linda Howard) Hmm? (raises eyebrow) Mary Jane: (looks up from writing in her notebook) Ha? Me and Sativa: (lazes eyes) Mary Jane: (grins ever so widely) Sativa: You wanna hear it or not? Me and Mary Jane: (shrugs) Sativa: (clears throat) Okay, so: There is a rabbit, and a very very fast turtle. They were both wearing sunglasses. Who would win in a race? Me: (raises brow) What? Mary Jane: The bunny! Me: The turtle! Sativa: Correct! The turtle! (laughs hysterically) Me and Mary Jane: (raises eyebrow and looks at her like she has rabies) Uh… (starts to laugh cause Sativa’s laughter was so funny) Random Instant Messages kalyn 19: Zutara's gonna happen, isn't it? Random.Gal 930: of course! kalyn 19: what about Mai? (zutarian side brings out hammer threateningly) Random.Gal 930: (brings out second hammer) kalyn 19: okay... okay... she can... marry... Zhao? (after long pause) kalyn 19: watcha doin? Random.Gal 930: ZHAO?! ehem..."hello, father...err, i mean sweetheart." lol. Random.Gal 930: he's old enough?! (x)kalyn 19: lol! (falls off chair) Random.Gal 930: i'm still reading rhythm of the rain. kalyn 19: oh, that's nice... wait, you are? (referring to x)Random.Gal 930: if i do that, my cousin's laptop will fall off my lap. kalyn 19: hahaha... and now please join us (Me, MJ, Sativa and Mary Jane) for our (us) national anhtem... tone 12 days of christmas on the first day of fanfic my teachers gave to us a failing grade in geometry on the second day of fanfic evil teachers gave to us two hard quizzes and a failing grade in geometry on the third day of fanfic demented teachers gave to us three carolings two hard quizzes and a failing grade in geometry on the fourth day of fanfic crazy teachers gave to us four port folios three carolings two hard quizzes and a failing grade in geometry on the fifth day of fanfic rabid teachers gave to us five spe-ci-mens four port folios three carolings two hard quizzes and a failing grade in geometry! to be continued and now this part is dedicated to all my favorites... in NO particular order... except for the ones marked ... anime: Avatar: The Last Airbender - to me it's anime, and it has a nice story line, too! Cardcaptor Sakura - who doesn't love this? Gakuen Alice - can you blame me? Fushigi Yuugi - i've fallen in love with this anime when i was in the 6th grade Paradise Kiss - gotta love the fashion! and passion... not so much... but George is cute... hot even... Tsubasa Chronicle - this made me cry, it's really a wonderful story that will touch you... poke that's all i could think of right now songs: miss independent - Kelly Clarkson (she's a great gal!) bitch - Shaina Twain (can you not fall inlove with the songs she sang?) man! i feel like a woman - Shaina Twain (it's catchy, and fun) that's what girls do - No Secrets (it explains alot) could it be - Christina Romano (squee Disney (c) ) wannabe - Spice Girls ( i love it) characters: Avatar the Last Airbender Zuko Sokka Ty lee Toph (duh!) Azula Iroh And now for something comepletely different... (\/) (")_(") (We have cookies!) Copy this to your profile if you are a Zutarian! 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