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Author has written 28 stories for Bones, and iCarly. Okay, so there is a blank space that needs to be filled. Virtue to the rescue, I guess. HI!! My name is Virtue/ Danielle. I'm now twenty, and it feels the same as 16 felt. Only now my actions have more consequences. Drat. So, I have to send a shout out to my BFF Monique, who should be foaming at the mouth due to the combined fact that I haven't called or emailed her in forever and that I haven't posted any Inu Yasha fanfictions to date. I'm WORKING on it, sweetie! What else, um...I'm the biggest child you ever will meet. Well, not the biggest, but I do my share of childish things, like laugh at people's discomfort (thus my love of embarassing and hilarious fanfictions) and play Water War (impossible not to in the Summer) and act like a general baby. I love and I mean LOVE chocolate! Especially before an exam. And also after an exam. I am saying this because I came out of an exam the other day and downed THREE Catch choclate bars. I'm not sure those are known outside Jamaica... When I was in Boarding School, (St. Hilda's! Best 5 years of my life! Long live the Purple, Gold and White! WOOO!) my principal would say "Ladies, we must eat to live, not live to eat." I have never followed that advice. I live to eat. OH YEAH! I'm from Jamaica! Lived here all my life. Love it here. It is the only place I know that you can be walking down the street, slip and pop your ass and the people all around you are laughing so much you want laugh too, as they help you off the concrete and brush the dirt off your dress. We love dark comedy here. Oh, if you love pointless stories, read The AXE Effect. It is fun. And if you love hollering your lungs out, Squints the Sing Along! is your cup of tea. I have a collosal crush on Zach Addy right now. He is a scrumptious one track minded robot! Mad Props to anyone in here who is also on tvDOTcom! They know me as tv_daydreamer over there! I'm quite friendly. PM me sometime. Hey kookie, hey xXMelissaXx, hey couturexbones! Hey everybody else! Don't you just love mindless rambling? I do. Let's do this again another time, when I have something to say. Okay today is that day. I have 21 fanfics at the mo, several of which are multichap. This may prove to be a bit of a problem, since I also have fanfics of a different kind (i.e papers for school). I will understand if you hate me irredeemably (sp?) if I don't update your favourite story of mine fast enough, but please be tolerant of the University student. Bt in order not to let this problem turn into an uncontrollable one, I will be ceasing all new stories, even if they're really really good. So no more new stories...unless of course their one shots. Tee Tee for then, Tah Tah for now! Black Books by Tessanne Chin linky... | |||||||
1. We Were Just Playing Scrabble, We Swear! » reviewsStaying out late. Always busy. Hiding things. Lying. What are Dr. Saroyan and Dr. Addy up to? It couldn't be JUST Scrabble, could it? CZ! You demand, I supply!Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 11-26-08 - Zach A. & Cam S.2. She's Pretty reviewsSix year olds Temperance and Angela meet a new girl by the swings before class one morning.Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-28-09 - T. Brennan & Angela M. - Complete3. Come to your Senses » reviewsBrennan is divorcing Booth after three weeks of marriage. But Booth ain't letting her go that easily!Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 3-4-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth4. Squints: The Sing Along! » reviewsJoin the Squints and Booth as they sing to their heart's content and torture a boom box! Sadly, that's the entire synopsis.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,711 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 10-31-07 - Cam S. & Angela M. - Complete5. The eyebrow lift » reviewsIt was a simple eyebrow lift. But it felt weird. Because she was looking at Zach...CZ! Idle purposes only! Awkward fluff.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,205 - Reviews: 236 - Updated: 4-3-09 - Published: 1-26-08 - Zach A. & Cam S. - Complete6. Drunk Enough to Feel Better reviewsAnge, Bren and Cam play a drinking game, speak incoherently and generally wallow in self-pity. One Shot.Bones - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-3-09 - Angela M. & T. Brennan - Complete7. iBianca Take Thee Freddie, iGarret Take Thee Sam » reviewsCarly has to attend two weddings on two different coasts on the same day! Future fic.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.8. Tears reviewsAngela, Cam and Brennan try to figure out where they went wrongBones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-10-09 - Zach A. - Complete9. The Present from Texas » reviewsA baby is left on Brennan's doorstep. All the Squints fall in love with the little girl and try to convince Brennan to keep her. But we all know THAT won't be easy!Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 1-24-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth10. That Seventies Bones! » reviewsThe squints have a seventies themed party to attend.Angela and Cam are involved in a great big misunderstanding. Booth has to help with a proposal, but he has to get the ring off Brennan's finger first! FINALLY COMPLETE!Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-4-09 - Published: 10-25-07 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete11. Sleepover reviewsAt a sleepover at Brennan's house, the girls talk about their dreams and the guys in them.Bones - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-27-09 - Cam S. & Angela M. - Complete12. Twisted Holiday » reviewsHopefully a few oneshots that focus on Christmas, but are all a little twisted.In Number Six, Jack's cousin has a BIG favour to ask. In Number Seven, Christmas is always better with super powers!Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 11-7-07 - T. Brennan - Complete13. The Fresh Scent of Gain reviewsWhat is with me and product endorsement? I don't even use Gain! Anyway, this is a Zach-centric One Shot. Zach switches detergent and observes interesting changes in his coworkers.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-14-08 - Zach A. - Complete14. Struggle For Supremacy » reviewsBones and Booth are bickering...so what's new? Chapter Ten, Booth wins but he's too out of his mind to notice. Chapter Eleven, Brennan wins, one way or the other!Bones - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 11-22-07 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete15. Mother, may I? reviewsOne Shot! The Squints and Booth are playing a game and Angela is in charge. But then she starts going overboard.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 3-19-08 - Angela M. & S. Booth - Complete16. Kissing Booth reviewsI mean a kissing booth at the fun day! Just a little story that I hope will get your imagination working. Might be extended, but only with a little help. ONE SHOT for now.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-14-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete17. Now That Makes Sense! reviewsAngela's bored, and Zach is forced to keep her company. But why is Cam angry at the two of them? I wrote the first thing that came to my head and this is what came out. One Shot.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-4-08 - Angela M. & Zach A. - Complete18. Seven Days » reviewsThe days of the week are Kinky, Funny, Cute, Heart-breaking, Romantic, Smutty and Crazy. Atleast this week they are. BB. Complete.Bones - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,400 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth19. Shoelaces reviewsBrennan is so busy, she can't stop to smell the roses. Or in this case, tie her shoelaces. Can Booth help? SHORT AND SPICY ONE SHOT.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-25-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete20. Jeffersonian High » reviewsTests, Science Club, Booth's new car, Foul Lunch, Basketball Jocks, Cheerleaders and being nominated for Prom Queen are some of the things a teenage Brennan has to deal with.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 10-3-07 - T. Brennan & Angela M.21. Centerfold » reviewsBrennan follws Angela's advice and does a photo shoot. COMPLETE!Bones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 10-23-07 - T. Brennan & Angela M. - Complete22. EXHAUSTED reviewsBooth and Brennan are sleepy. But are they also fluffy? Read the story to find out! ONE SHOT!Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-15-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete23. ZJ » reviewsA Zachcentric fanfic. And who doesn't love that? Zach has some Baby Mama Drama!Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 11-5-07 - Zach A.24. Dilemma reviewsThink about the song by Kelly Rowland and Nelly in reversed roles and you've got this fic. It's not a songfic though. I have never written angst, so you have to tell me if it is true to the genre.Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-27-07 - T. Brennan & S. Booth25. The Writer reviewsSecond Person story about Bones and her writing. It's short and spicy. One Shot.Bones - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-07 - T. Brennan - Complete26. Good Music and Chicken reviewsI know the title is wierd but it was the best I couuld come up with on short notice. Basically, Booth sets out to prove he's not chicken. The music part comes later.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-07 - S. Booth & T. Brennan27. The AXE Effect reviewsThis is a one shot. BANG! It involves the spraying of dangerous substances, witches and a trip to Hawaii. Angela would be proud.Read it Review it, heck! fall IN LOVE with it!Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-2-07 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete28. The Girls in the Garden or The Looking Glass Self » reviewsBB...B? Can you handle it? Temperance is in for a rude awakening when her old schoolmate comes back into her life.It will get BB later on, I promise.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 6-29-07 - T. Brennan & S. Booth