Hello, Blazing Eagle here+_+

Author writes Naruto based fan fiction

Author Stats

Name: If you want to know that badly, COME FIND ME!

Age: 91 (in dog years)

Location: flat on my rear playing Legend of Zelda games, and perfectly happy, thank you very much!

Gender: I am male, my friends.

Hobbies: anything video game/RP related, reading funny fan-fics, reading some books (they need to be well written to keep my attention), hanging out with my friends( heareafter reffered to as The Crew)

Favorite Movies: Harry potter(all of 'em), Transformers

Funny Quotes:

"Yes, bad Mojo." Ironhide, Transformers:The Movie

"You touch my dog, I'll kick your butt" Mrs. Witwicky, same as above

"You've got to admit Prime Minister, Dumbledores got style" Kingsley Shacklebolt, HP:OP(If you don't know who Dumbledore is, The Crew suggests that you seek intensive therapy)

"Does your icon have a cookie on it! I didn't think so!" seen on an icon

" I may look cute and fuzzy, but when I get you alone, I will eat you" cute penguin icon

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

You do not understand! It. Is. Fuzzy.(Bad joke from The Crew)

if you come near my tree agian im going to kick your furry brown bahooky (from open season)

You look like a fish kicked you(Crew grandma)

We all have photographic memories, some of us just don't have film.

Life Is Good

Serious quotes:

Some people say that war is hell. This is untrue. War is war and hell is hell. And of the two, war is much worse. There are no innocent bystanders in hell, war is chock full of them. (I don't know who said it but it's pretty incredible nonetheless)