Something about me hmm?? Well the only thing i feel like telling you right now is that I'm obsessed with Fan Fiction and after a few years on ff.net, I have realized I'm much more comfortable and have more fun writing humor and adventure. Sometimes I'll do drama, but you will rarely find any long lasting angst in my stories. I just don't like angst. It annoys me. In stories and in real life. Sorry, I have no tolerance for it.

I also adore SLASH and Mpreg. Most of my stories will have mpreg, probably, there is usually always a fixed bottom and top in my stories, and my fics will also undoubtedly contain multiple slash pairings. If that is not your cup of tea, then look elsewhere for fiction because you probably won't enjoy mine.

August 1, 2011: Join my yahoo group, windseeker_fics, where you can find a recently cleaned up and edited version of Life Renovations, and soon all of my work, available for download.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/windseeker_fics/

April 4, 2011, Okay so I have an original slash fiction, characters and world all mine( Not the Ukatae). If you like my writing check it out. It used to be on my Life Journal, but LJ sucks when it comes to posting decent sized chapters, so I've moved it to FICTIONPRESS profile: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2903843/1/The_Sage_Haze on FictionPress.com. Story's called The Sage Haze. Check it out!! please? :D I'm looking for readers and more reviews!!!

November 23, 2010: So a fan of my Life series, Joshydg, has made a page for fans/supporters of the Renovations/Agendas/Crusade stories to discuss the stories and such. If you want to take a look, goto:http://www.facebook.com/thelifecycle#!/pages/The-Life-Cycle/119367844794537. And Look at the lovely icon!! Brumek/Ozemir! You can see the full thing in better detail on the site above, as well as an awesomely cute pic of Similae/George and many other pics. Go look! Now! And for those of you who haven't caught up to the last chap of Life Crusades, BEWARE of SPOILERS on the fan page.

January 11, 2010: To tell you the truth, I'm really miffed at FF.net at the moment. I had page breaks! There were page breaks in every single one of my stories from the very beginning, and then all of a sudden last month every last one of them disappeared! So that's why only the recent chaps of my stories have those straight line page breaks. It would take me ages to go back and load the chaps and put in new breaks... so i'll prob wait until the Life series is done before even contemplating on doing that. Just thought i'd point that out since i've been getting a lot of reviews about the lack of scene change indicators. I swear they were there!

Updates on stories: My Harry Potter stories are updated regularly, and i don't intend to stop until they are completed.

N.E.wayz, maybe i'll write more later. Take care for now!

97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one
of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU
SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!