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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club. I live in my own world, but don't worry ... they know me here. Motto: Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with katchup. Favorite Quote: "Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain o.o.o.o.o WOW! Nanobear has drawn an amazing picture of Hanabi's new Team 4 from the story EXPLOSIVE! I love it! Here's the link for the sketch, then the colored picture: http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Team-Explosive-108145404 http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Team-Explosive-at-Suna-108214856 And now! Hiashi vs. Asubu! (psst ...he's the cat) http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Hiashi-vs-Asobu-108691612 Here is the link to Nanobear's newest fanart for this fic. Shino/Temari! http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Ghost-121153058 Here is the link to KibaCanLickMe's fanart for EXPLOSIVE. It's Hanabi/Gaara. http://gaffle327.deviantart.com/art/Explosive-122884790 And here is the link to evikted's delightful picture of Hanabi. It's a Naruto/Hanabi picture, but I liked the look so much I asked the artist's permission to use it for EXPLOSIVE. http://evikted.deviantart.com/art/NaruxHanabi-61868958 o.o.o.o.o I have to say THANK you to everyone who read, supported, critiqued and otherwise was there for my story THREE MONTHS. I usually respond to all my reviews, but I found at the end of chapter 50 that I was so busy with other obligations, and truthfully I was also a bit sad to be leaving the fic behind. Also, there were a LOT of them! So saying, I haven't responded to many reviews for that last chapter. It doesn't mean that they weren't appreciated, believe me! Please, take my appreciation for you all have been most wonderfully supportive throughout the whole process of writing this fiction. THANK YOU! o.o.o.o.o LIGHTENING STRIKES TWICE!! CheeseMaiden has made a SECOND VIDEO for my story THREE MONTHS. Please, check out her work. I laughed SO hard! Seriously! THANK YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Oh-4Gumyw (Old Couples / Undateable) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvylMoJ3uNs (New Couples!) THANK you CheeseMaiden! o.o.o.o.o This is just for fun, copy, paste and TRY IT OUT! Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Shikamaru 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? "ONCE MORE FOR RESEARCH!" (Gotta love the pervy-sage!) 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? A good political move? Gaara/Sakura? Not uncommon. 20) How emo is Seven? Temari? Emo? Not in this lifetime. | |||||||||||
1. Explosive » reviewsSequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 364,987 - Reviews: 1971 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 1-25-08 - Gaara & Hanabi H.2. Special Delivery » reviewsThree very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well .... No Yaoi and T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,040 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Kotetsu H. & Izumo K.3. How Far He Would Go reviewsJust how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-5-09 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete4. Three Months » reviewsWhen the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 238,222 - Reviews: 2521 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete5. The Wild Type » reviewsHow did Mori get designated as the 'wild' type? Haruhi wants to know.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,598 - Reviews: 383 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 12-15-07 - Mori/Takashi M. & Haruhi F.6. Marry My Father Please? » reviewsHinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 288,154 - Reviews: 1445 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 8-19-07 - Hinata H. & Kankuro - Complete7. It's A Wonderful Life, Haruhi reviewsA visit from a strange shinigami to a second-year law student. Haruhi gets a view of her friend's lives if she'd never been born. It's a revealing look. One that may lead to love in the final chapters.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-19-08 - Haruhi F. & Mori/Takashi M.8. Gaara's Freaky Day » reviewsGaara makes a wish, so does Gary. The wish is granted. This may not be entirely a good thing. Freaky Friday redux. It's AU though I swore I'd never write an AU story. Aw well! Rated T for some language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 9-3-07 - Gaara9. Death to Mary Sue! » reviewsTitle pretty much explains my stance on the use of Mary Sue characters in fanfic. If you're wondering, yes, this is CRACK fiction. LOL All comments welcome, flames included.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 10-7-0710. Evil Pancakes reviewsCHALLENGE FICTION for Mind Spectrums. Chouji has one, and only one, food he will not eat!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-16-07 - Chouji A. - Complete11. Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity » reviewsGaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,782 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 7-4-07 - Gaara - Complete12. Plans Change » reviewsSequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,318 - Reviews: 504 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Hana I. & Gaara - Complete13. Kakashi's Long Week reviewsKakashi is having a long week and his mother isn't helping matters. Rated T for some language. Be warned, this is crack fiction!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-14-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete14. Behind Konoha's Green Door reviewsGaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-8-07 - Complete15. Triple Threat reviewsShikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-1-07 - Shikamaru N. & Gaara - Complete16. Plans for a Seduction » reviewsFor her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. M for lemons and language. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 5-11-07 - Ino Y. & Kiba I. - Complete17. Dazed and Confused » reviewsKakashi's down, Naruto's in the lead and Shikamaru and Temari might just be on the run for their lives. ShikaxTem and other pairings. Kaos reigns! Ooops, chaos reigns ... Please review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-1-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari18. Hormonal reviewsIs murder a crime when you don't mean it? Innocent bystanders not exempt! ShikaxTem.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-26-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete19. It's All In How You Play The Game » reviewsWind beats shadows and Sand covers all. It's a game no one wants to lose, but which one knows the rules? ShikaTem and definate other pairing as well. Updated and Complete. Please read and review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 5-8-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete20. A Question For A Friend reviewsNeji has a question, who's got the answer? Short oneshot involving TenTen and, well, someone else. Neji x? Please R&RNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-9-07 - Neji H. & Shizune - Complete