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since: 05-05-07, id: 1272200, Profile Updated: 05-31-09
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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I live in my own world, but don't worry ... they know me here.

Motto: Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with katchup.

Favorite Quote: "Better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

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WOW! Nanobear has drawn an amazing picture of Hanabi's new Team 4 from the story EXPLOSIVE! I love it! Here's the link for the sketch, then the colored picture:

http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Team-Explosive-108145404

http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Team-Explosive-at-Suna-108214856

And now! Hiashi vs. Asubu! (psst ...he's the cat)

http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Hiashi-vs-Asobu-108691612

Here is the link to Nanobear's newest fanart for this fic. Shino/Temari!

http://nanobear.deviantart.com/art/Ghost-121153058

Here is the link to KibaCanLickMe's fanart for EXPLOSIVE. It's Hanabi/Gaara.

http://gaffle327.deviantart.com/art/Explosive-122884790

And here is the link to evikted's delightful picture of Hanabi. It's a Naruto/Hanabi picture, but I liked the look so much I asked the artist's permission to use it for EXPLOSIVE.

http://evikted.deviantart.com/art/NaruxHanabi-61868958

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I have to say THANK you to everyone who read, supported, critiqued and otherwise was there for my story THREE MONTHS. I usually respond to all my reviews, but I found at the end of chapter 50 that I was so busy with other obligations, and truthfully I was also a bit sad to be leaving the fic behind. Also, there were a LOT of them! So saying, I haven't responded to many reviews for that last chapter. It doesn't mean that they weren't appreciated, believe me!

Please, take my appreciation for you all have been most wonderfully supportive throughout the whole process of writing this fiction. THANK YOU!

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LIGHTENING STRIKES TWICE!!

CheeseMaiden has made a SECOND VIDEO for my story THREE MONTHS. Please, check out her work. I laughed SO hard! Seriously! THANK YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Oh-4Gumyw (Old Couples / Undateable)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvylMoJ3uNs (New Couples!)

THANK you CheeseMaiden!

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This is just for fun, copy, paste and TRY IT OUT!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Shikamaru
2. Gaara
3. Hinata
4. Ino
5. Kiba
6. Kankuro
7. Temari
8. Sakura
9. Kakashi
10. Jirayia
11. Tsunade
12. Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No, and I frankly don't care for that pairing. Kankuro/Tsunade? It's wrong. Still ...maybe ...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Completely wrong gender for me, but sure ...Ino is hot to guys I suppose.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Shino would marry her of course, he's just that kind of gentleman.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Only about three million or so ...Kakashi? Oh yeah.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
WRONG! Sandcest is SO not my thing! Bad ...very bad ...yuck! Can we go back to question #1? Tsunade would be better.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Oh, you are so wrong! Both are awful. But ...I guess both Kakashi and Jirayai are perverts ...so maybe ... but, UGH! Poor Kiba, run! Run, Kiba, run!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hopefully Temari would be an understanding older sister and allow Gaara and Shino to finish before throwing a hissy fit.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
May/December romance. Jirayai meets the one girl who can see right through him. Literally. Jirayai/Hinata

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I haven't read Shika/Sakura, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist somewhere ...maybe ...crap, now you have me thinking about it.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE?" and "EXPLOSIVE" ...I didn't set this question up, I promise. I just happen to be writing fics with them as a pair. Wow. Okay, that was wierd. Moving on now ...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Oh, any plot really. Ino deflowering Shikamaru? Ino ...flowers ...deflowering? Kinda cool. You know, this one gives me ideas. Only I have too many open fics now as it is. Maybe later.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. Only het. No Yuri. My best friend loves Yaoi, but not the Yuri. I'm more straight Het, but will read a Yaoi if done well.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes, but in an ensemble piece or two, not as a main character. Tsunade is cool actually.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Maybe, Gaara/Ino/Kiba? Wierd, but not out of the question. I've done Kiba/Ino and I'm working on Gaara/Ino. But not all three.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"ONCE MORE FOR RESEARCH!" (Gotta love the pervy-sage!)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"I Don't Like Your Girlfriend" ...it could be about Sakura as sung by Ino, or the other way around. Works either way.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning YAOI abounds with a trio of hotties! Shino/Kankuro/Shikamaru action! Temari weeps and Ino sharpens her claws.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"How about those Cubs?" No ...okay, "Want some ice cream little boy?" Actually ...this pairing is sick to me, so ...really drawing a blank. Jirayai/Gaara? No. And again with the YUCK!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? A good political move? Gaara/Sakura? Not uncommon.

20) How emo is Seven? Temari? Emo? Not in this lifetime.

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1. Explosive » reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 364,987 - Reviews: 1971 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 1-25-08 - Gaara & Hanabi H.
2. Special Delivery » reviews
Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well .... No Yaoi and T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,040 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Kotetsu H. & Izumo K.
3. How Far He Would Go reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-5-09 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete
4. Three Months » reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 238,222 - Reviews: 2521 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete
5. The Wild Type » reviews
How did Mori get designated as the 'wild' type? Haruhi wants to know.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,598 - Reviews: 383 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 12-15-07 - Mori/Takashi M. & Haruhi F.
6. Marry My Father Please? » reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 288,154 - Reviews: 1445 - Updated: 1-25-08 - Published: 8-19-07 - Hinata H. & Kankuro - Complete
7. It's A Wonderful Life, Haruhi reviews
A visit from a strange shinigami to a second-year law student. Haruhi gets a view of her friend's lives if she'd never been born. It's a revealing look. One that may lead to love in the final chapters.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-19-08 - Haruhi F. & Mori/Takashi M.
8. Gaara's Freaky Day » reviews
Gaara makes a wish, so does Gary. The wish is granted. This may not be entirely a good thing. Freaky Friday redux. It's AU though I swore I'd never write an AU story. Aw well! Rated T for some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 9-3-07 - Gaara
9. Death to Mary Sue! » reviews
Title pretty much explains my stance on the use of Mary Sue characters in fanfic. If you're wondering, yes, this is CRACK fiction. LOL All comments welcome, flames included.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 10-7-07
10. Evil Pancakes reviews
CHALLENGE FICTION for Mind Spectrums. Chouji has one, and only one, food he will not eat!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-16-07 - Chouji A. - Complete
11. Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity » reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,782 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 7-4-07 - Gaara - Complete
12. Plans Change » reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,318 - Reviews: 504 - Updated: 8-18-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Hana I. & Gaara - Complete
13. Kakashi's Long Week reviews
Kakashi is having a long week and his mother isn't helping matters. Rated T for some language. Be warned, this is crack fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-14-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete
14. Behind Konoha's Green Door reviews
Gaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-8-07 - Complete
15. Triple Threat reviews
Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-1-07 - Shikamaru N. & Gaara - Complete
16. Plans for a Seduction » reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. M for lemons and language. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 5-11-07 - Ino Y. & Kiba I. - Complete
17. Dazed and Confused » reviews
Kakashi's down, Naruto's in the lead and Shikamaru and Temari might just be on the run for their lives. ShikaxTem and other pairings. Kaos reigns! Ooops, chaos reigns ... Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-1-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari
18. Hormonal reviews
Is murder a crime when you don't mean it? Innocent bystanders not exempt! ShikaxTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 5-26-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
19. It's All In How You Play The Game » reviews
Wind beats shadows and Sand covers all. It's a game no one wants to lose, but which one knows the rules? ShikaTem and definate other pairing as well. Updated and Complete. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 5-8-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
20. A Question For A Friend reviews
Neji has a question, who's got the answer? Short oneshot involving TenTen and, well, someone else. Neji x? Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-9-07 - Neji H. & Shizune - Complete
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