There are many people in this world. Everyone is different and everyone has their thoughts and dreams. For me, I am an activist. I believe in God and in all his words. There are some things I disagree with, such as the discrimination of homosexuals, seeing as two of my best friends are bisexual, which makes them a combination of homosexual and heterosexual, and concubines, multiple wives, but God is a good god, and I believe that. Now, you may read this profile and think I'm gonna give a lot of religious "crap." Well, I don't do that. I can do religion here and there and then again I can do a Naruto Yaoi FanFiction for all you know. I am a writer of stories, poetry, but not plays cause I am not Shakesphere. I am Michieru Berujironu.

Name: Michieru Berujironu

Age: 15

Race: Werecat

Height: Tall, too tall to tell.

Weight: I'm so fat I can't weigh myself. That says something.

Hobbies: Doing stories, RPing, playing on World of Warcraft, and making religious music.

Favorite Music(Religious): Corey Hicks, Godsent, The Annointed Soldier, Joe Louis, JBRye, Bravehearts 4 Christ

Favorite Music(NonReligious): Evanescence, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Sonata Arctica, Crossfade, Nickelback

(Quite a nice selection of music, eh?)

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Death Note, Ranma 1/2

Favorite Books: Eragon, Animorphs

Favorite Movies: LOTR, Catwoman, Elektra, The Fifth Element

Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Suikoden, Ape Escape, Star Ocean The Second Story, Soul Calibur II, Soul Calibur III, Super Mario 64, The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, DBZ Budokai, DBZ Budokai 2, DBZ Budokai III, DBZ Budokai Tengaiechi, DBZ Budokai Tengaiechi 2, Super Smash Brothers Melee

Likes: God, Family, Video Games, Good Friends

Hates: Satan, Devil Worshippers, Gangsters, People who think he's a freak for being religious.

Favorite Quote: "War is Hell." General Sherman

Favorite Game Characters

Mario - Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Plumber, Carpenter, Doctor, etc.

Luigi - Mario's brother who is shrouded in Mario's shadow.

Peace - Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario's lover

Link - Hero of Time

Zelda - Princess of Hyrule

Midna - Twilight Princess

Fox - Leader of StarFox

Falco - Ace Pilot of StarFox

Captain Falcon - Champion of the F Zero Grand Prix

Ike - Leader of the Greil Mercenaries

Tir - Leader of the Toran Liberation Army

Gremio - Tir's loyal servent and friend

Pahn - Teo's servent and Tir's protector

Viktor - Liberation Army Member who defeated NecLord

Kai - Tir's Teacher

Kirkis - Elf of the Forest

Sora - Keyblade Wielder

Riku - Darkness to Light

Kairi - Sora's Lover

Claude McKenni - Warrior of Light

Rena Lanford - Innocent Expellian

Spike - Catcher of Apes

Jake - Spike's friend

Spector - Leader of the Apes

Ivy - Whipsword Wielder

Nightmare - Azure Knight

Seigfried - Freed Azure Knight

Talim - Follower of the Wind

Kilik - Weilder of Kali Yuga

Maxi - Pirate Seeking Revenge

Cassandra - Cocky Greek Girl

Goku - Savior of Earth and Namek

Vegeta - Prince of Saiyans

Gohan - Goku's Son

Gogeta - Goku and Vegeta Fused(Regular)

Vegito - Goku and Vegeta Fused(Portara)

Goten - Goku's Son

Trunks - Vegeta's Son

Gotenks - Goten and Trunks Fused

Tapion - Hero of Courage

Piccolo - Namekian Hero

Frieza - Cocky Changeling

Broly - Legendary Super Saiyan

Janemba - Evil Born of Innocence

Do you take drugs?: NO!

Do you drink?: Not beer

Do you have sex?: NOOOOOOOO! I write about it, but I don't do it.

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: You know I never did change this... No... Not anymore...

I need partners to help me introduce chapters... Here we go. I have chosen some of my most favorite characters.

Name: Dante Sparda

Age: 17 (DMC3 Dante and I'm making a guess)

Clothing: Too many costumes, but his best is a red jacket with no shirt underneath it, a pair of blue jeans, and black boots.

Forms: Dante, Rebellion Devil Trigger, Cerberus Devil Trigger, Agni & Rudra Devil Trigger, Nevan Devil Trigger, and Beowulf Devil Trigger

Weapons: A Claymore or Zwelihandler called Rebellion, a Three-Rodded Nunchuck called Cerberus, twin Scimitars known as Agni and Rudra, an Electric Guitar that shoots out electrical charged bats and doubles as a Scythe known as Nevan, and Gauntlets and Grieves known as Beowulf. He also has twin revolvers known as Ebony and Ivory, a Shotgun, the demonic energy shooter known as Artemis, a Spiral Rifle, and the Rocket Launcher/Bayonette Shooter that is Kalienna Ann. Lady gave this to him.

Purpose: To help me introduce future chapters and kick flamer butt.

Dante: Any flamers wanna mess with us and they'll get their @es kicked.

Save it for the M-Rated Stories Dante.

My next character is...

Name: Mario Mario

Age: Unknown!! He's got so many games it's hard to tell.

Clothing: Blue Plumber Overalls with a Red Shirt, white gloves, brown shoes, and a Red hat with an M on it.

Forms: Mini Mario, Normal Mario, Super Mario, Giant Mario, Fire Mario, Cape Mario, Raccoon Mario, Shell Mario, Starman Mario

Purpose: To introduce chapters alongside Dante and to form a truce between Nintendo and Sony.

Mario: Nintendo's games rock.

Dante: No way. Sony is so much better.

You guys, if you tick me off, you'll be sorry _

Mario: Ok, ok!

Dante: I'm not scared of you.

You asked for turns Dante into a Kirby

Mario: ROFL

Dante: (0-0) Oh crap... ( - ) Turn me back!

Fine turns Dante back Anyway, the whole character introduction thing I kinda got from Nintendo Nut 1. It was funny to read and I did lots of thinking before I decided to do it. I hope to God I don't get sued.

Ok, see, it's shit like this that pisses me off, that drives me fuckin' insane. This is a copied review from some anonymous fucktard that couldn't keep his racist mouth shut. His name is 2feather. If you read a story in my favorites known as Tails The Vixen and look at the reviews there, you will see this posted review.

We have a problem here, black people don't like themselves that is the problem we have,black people don't like themselves, I don't like black people. You hear me I will say it again I do not like black people, yes you didn't hear me the first time and you are wondering did he really say that? Yes, I do not like black people, especially the so called African Americans, I think all you African Americans disgust me,and African Americans they don't like themselves have you ever noticed that? African Americans are always trying to live in a mixed neighborhood, they always have to live in the "good" neighborhood which is either slightly mixed or all white. I don't see white people walking around saying "hey George we have to live in a mixed neighborhood, hey George we have to live in an all black neighborhood if we want to be considered socially inclined and middle class." No white people try to live amongst themselves white people try to live around white people. But African Americans try to live amongst white people why are you so called African Americans, you filth, you scum of the earth, why are you always trying to live amongst white people, African Americans move in, white people move out. Wherever the white people go you African Americans go why? White people are very comfortable in their communities, I've never seen a white person move to a black neighborhood. White people don't move to black neighborhoods, oh yes they do, if they are on welfare. I really don't like African Americans, these so called cotton pickers, whenever I have a conversation with an African American they always want to talk about black against white, I've never met an African American who just wanted to talk, who just wanted to talk about politics. You get into politics, "well George W. Bush blah blah blah and black people." You talk about religion, "I know God was black." You talk about sex, " Man I had sex man and yo I picked up this white chick." It's always about black versus white with African Americans, I've been wondering for a long time why I don't like African Americans and why these so called cotton pickers have such low IQ and I came to the solution. You see that dew rag, eh you see that dew rag these stupid cotton pickers wear? Its the damn dew rag these pigshit African Americans, it's the dew rag tying down their brains. You ever seen those African Americans on the street, eight hundred gold teeth, five thousand dollar platinum chain. Bling bling bling, it's all about the bling bling African Americans remember 50 cents said that. Big baggy pants and they're walking on the street with all that bullshit Ebonics. They can't even speak properly, they don't even know English very well. Now they are trying to teach Ebonics in school, these nasty dirty African Americans. These parasites of society, these African Americans are societal parasites. Have you ever listened to a nasty, filthy, pigshit African American? These scum of the earth, these nasty dirty sub humans. Have you ever heard them, "yo yo yo yo yo yo". They call each other nigger, African Americans walk around and call each other nigger. These filthy pigshits, this is how these cotton pickers speak, " yo yo yo hey ma lemme had'a bitch nigga ya know what Ah'm sayin yo yo. yo smoke ma crack at ma crib nigga yo yo." These pigshits they make me sick, I hate African Americans. I know when you see me you might see a colored man, you're looking at me right now and you see a colored man, I may be black on the outside but deep down in my heart and soul I'm white, I'm very white. I am a sellout, I am an uncle tom, I'm what you call an oreo cookie. I'm the real deal African Americans, you see me right now you better be afraid of me, I'm your biggest enemy because I hate I do not like you African Americans you cotton pickers. Guess what I'm light skinned, I'm a light skinned negro, 200 years ago while your nasty cotton picking ass was out in the field p p p picking corn and p p planting rice I was in the master's house. I was chilling in the master's house polishing his shoes. Yeah because I'm a sellout, I'm an uncle tom I'm a straight up oreo cookie. I do not like you African Americans never have and never will. That reminds me of something whenever you see a white woman with an African American man it simply means that the woman is trash she's low class. Let's be realistic folks the average white man in America is middle class, the average black man is poor. So that means whenever you see a white woman with a black male it simply means she's an idiot, she has a low IQ and white men don't want her. Thats the only reason you see so many African American males walking around with big fat ugly white women, because white men see them as trash. I don't see you black men walking around with nice decent professional white women I see you walking with garbage. I don't like African Americans, I don't like you guys you think I'm joking? Yeah don't mess with me, I'm telling you take the dew rag off, learn to speak properly what is ha la ha la ha la yo yo yo yo? Listen I live in an all white neighborhood I'm the only black man there and whenever I see an African American on my street I call 911, I call the police. Why? It's all about the white power, WHITE POWER! I'm gonna join the klan, I don't care I'm gonna join the klan!

As shadow stalkr says have a nice abuse-free day.

Have a nice abuse-free day my ass you racist piece of shit! You just messed with all my black friends. One day, I will form my own klan, a klan specifically devoted to destroying all you mother fucker racists out in the world. If you wanna come kill me, you'd better find me bitches 'cause I will kick all your fucking asses, whether you're white, black, asian, latino, if you're a fuckin' racist, I will kick your fucking ass bitch!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Yeah, I'm none of this, but when I saw this, it was like I heard a voice saying, "Repost this or I will fucking kill you." Apparantly... I freaked out and did it. That, and it goes well with my hatred of homophobia.

Edit: Apparantly I am bisexual... Well either way I still hate homophobia and all the people that believe homosexuals should die.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Reminds me of a roleplay I did with my friend NintendoNut. It involved my Fire Emblem OC becoming friends with this girl who ran away from her abusive father, but he chased her down and murdered her. My OC got so mad, he ended up destroying the man, but became emo. Poor little Terra :(

I got this from one of my favorite authors, blacksand1!

WHAT YOU THINK OF THE NARUTO CHARACTERS!

Sasuke- I have nothing against homosexuality, but he makes gays look bad, ok? And he's a backstabbing bastard to boot.

Sakura- In my opinion, two words... Fucking... Whore...

Naruto- Like blacksand1 said, idiot. But I think Hinata could do so much better.

Kakashi- I feel sorry for the poor man. He's badass, can kick ass while reading hentai, and yet he gets stuck teaching a team comprised of the worst people in the world.

Sai- The ultimate warrior, a warrior with no emotions, and Sai hits the mark. Long live the artist XD

Ino- Irritating preppy bastard!

Shikamaru- We are so alike it's scary. Both of us are slackers and find life to be a drag. We just wanna live life the way we want to, which is in an average fashion and not too bad or too good, and then die peacefully. For that reason, I like Shikamaru a lot.

Choji- He knows how to use his weight to his advantage, and since I'm fat, even though he's fatter, I can't comment on it too much.

Hinata- PROBABLY THE ONLY GIRL IN NARUTO I LIKE! She's such a cutie! I want to keep her to myself X3

Shino- Fucking awesome, but I hate most bugs, so... it's kind of a downside too.

Kiba- Something tells me he's in love with his dog. BEASTIALITY, OH MY GOD!... Meh, I don't really care.

Asuma- Badass, but he needs to stop smoking.

Kurenai- She looks like a whore!

Guy- He's in love with his student.

Rock Lee- He's in love with his teacher.

Neji- YOU HURT HINATA YOU MOTHER FUCKER! >.

Tenten- She's ok, but like blacksand1 said... Chinese stereotype with the buns in her head.

Baki- Teacher of the Sand Siblings and utterly useless after the invasion on the Village Hidden In The Leaves.

Gaara- He's awesome! I hate the Akatsuki for taking away his sand powers.

Now for some... things...

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I'd prefer to remain without scars. Emo means emotional. It technically does not have anything to do with cutting.)

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I am not a loser!)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (My mind is based on freedom and equality, if you think I'm a bitch, fuck you!)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I do not... not really.)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (If that were the case, I'd have no Atheist friends.)

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (What is that supposed to mean?)

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Like Hell I'm white trash! What did I ever do to your Northerners anyway?)

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I'm still a virgin, y'know.)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I don't drink.)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (I hate drugs.)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'm a lot smarter then you guys think, so sorry.)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (I am a Goth, but this is still a stupid stereotype to make.)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Technically, I am bisexual, but it's still stupid.)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (This stereotype was really made for girls 'cause a guy who has a lot of female friends is not considered gay... He's considered a pimp, a player, or a gangster in my school.)

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Well there you go... Call me a poser if you want, but I'm wearing it.)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. (I... hate... Nazis... THEY ALL MUST DIE!)

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (Technically I'm bisexual, but this is still a stupid stereotype.)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (It's too bright, but I'm not albino.)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I don't fit in with everyone.)

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I don't even know if they smoke and drink or not, but they sure act like it... And I'm against alcohol and drugs.)

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (I'm bisexual! I don't hate gay people!)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (My talent's not even that good, so it doesn't matter anyway.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Big groups are hard to navigate through and everyone's always yelling, but I do like people... sometimes.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Crazy and proud of it! XD)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I do have hygiene! Sheesh!)

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Once again... I am not a loser! -_-)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (I'm a Christian! Some crosses also help make the Gothic attire look more mundane.)

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I am no freak.)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Well... Aren't all men somewhat perverted? That being said, I'm not a rapist.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am weak, but I know smart guys who could whip a strong black guy's ass any day.)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am not obese, I am only loud-mouthed to people who mess with me, and I am not arrogant!)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I am an emo, but this is still a stupid stereotype!)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Never! If she gets pregnant, I'll marry her... Then we'll have to hope it works out.)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (If that were the case, my dick would've been gone a long time ago.)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (This is unfortunately true; Everyone is stereotyped by people, so... And I am a teenager... at the moment.)

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I'm a werecat, idiots! Were... cat...)

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. ('Cause it's always the white man's fault and if you try to blame it on someone of another race, you're racist.)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm still not a LOSER!)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I work hard on fleshing out my characters thank you. That being said, I might slip up once in a while.)

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (Like hell I'm having cyber-sex. And X-Rated roleplays do not count.)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I am not that irresponsible.)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am a loner, but still...)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (I believe I'm right, thank you very much.)

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I haven't blown anything up yet.)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I'm bisexual, not gay. Get it right.)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Like the teenager stereotype stereotype, this is right too. We all get labeled stupidly enough.)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (It's how you write good stories. Being childish allows you to retain your imagination.)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I'm a critic, a critic!)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I'm nice if you're nice to me.)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.

I move around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.

I call my friends WIFEY so I MUST be Lesbian.

Everything in bold is what I am and what I'd be stereotyped as.

Oh, and speaking of being a Christian...

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, paste this on your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you believe in the one true God: Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Stolen from kyomaki-is-love, whose profile I just read.

(Warning! Major crack pairings/crossovers ahead!)

1- Minato Arisato (Persona 3)

2- Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3)

3- Schrodinger (Hellsing)

4- Rip Van Winkle (Hellsing)

5- Momiji Sohma (Fruits Basket)

6- Kisa Sohma (Fruits Basket)

7- Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka (Ouran High School Host Club)

8- Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club)

9- Arthas Menethil (World of Warcraft)

10- Jaina Proudmoore (World of Warcraft)

11- Kei Minami (Beauty Pop)

12- Kirimi Koshiba (Beauty Pop)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

I have no, but I bet it would be super cute :3

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

As hot as an opera-singing Nazi vampire in Millenium gets... Well, compared to Zorin, very hot actually.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hell would freeze over, pigs would fly, the sky would fall, and Jesus would come back. My way of saying... it can't happen because they're both female.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, but most of them involve him becoming the Lich King or as the Lich King, flashbacks or no.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Even if they were of the same fandom, it wouldn't happen because both individuals are straight, and even if they weren't, Mitsuru's too old for little cutie Kisa.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Fuck... no... on... both...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

"Uhhhhhh, ummm... sorry! I thought there was cake in here!" - Hunny

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Schrodinger looked at Jaina and she looked back, both of them confused as the paradox before them.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Probably not, but if Minato ever ended up in the Ouranverse or vice-versa, it could happen.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Would Kiri Like Some Cake?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

She'd definently threaten him in a dark ally with her musket if death XD

12) Does any one of your friends read Three het?

As far as I know, none of them know who he is... and even if they do, I bet not. They're Yaoi addicts.

13) Does any one of your friends write or draw Eleven?

I doubt they'd know who Kei was... but maybe, just maybe. I've never seen their works.

14) Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't think they'd even consider the idea of a love triangle between Mitsuru Kirijo, Rip Van Winkle, and Momiji Sohma... What, did Momiji's cuteness attract the two girls?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Let there be peace between the Alliance and the Horde!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pink's Stupid Girls

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Pedophilism, major crack, crossover, and the usual Minato playing.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Both of them are straight, but if they were, then maybe... ummmm...

"Your hair... is beautiful. It reminds me of a garden of well-kept roses."

I don't know because Jaina would never strike me as the flirty type and neither of them are lesbians still.