Hello, everyone. I'm Claire Fox. That's my Penname, anyway. Some of the varied (and generally quite odd) names I have been known by are Kobi, Lin, Angel, Angie, Kura-Chan, JJ, Tiger, Miss Meow and Mewwie. I'm a 15-year-old girl who lives in England, and that's as specific as you are going to get.

I can be pretty lazy, so expect lots of procrastination.

I'm a spelling/grammar nazi, and I'm proud of it. SAVE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

I'm also a Pokemon fan. I freely admit it, and I'm proud of it too.

Save your flames for someone who gives a damn.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, please don't review saying 'OMG THAT'S SOOOOO GUD' or 'OMG THAT SUKS'. I'd rather you didn't revew at all. I want feedback, so that I can improve my writing.

Hablo Espanol. Aprovecho espanol para GCSE. (I think that's right)

I'm also learning Japanese. Konnichiwa. Claire desu. Hajimemashite. England kara desu.

My favourite authors are: Garth Nix, Dan Brown, Terry Pratchett, Charlie Fletcher, Michelle Paver, Anthony Horowitz, Eoin Colfer... and more besides.

I hate being patronised. I hate sexists, rascists, homophobes, preps and people who think they know everything.

I'm a video game freak. I hate it when I go into a shop to buy a game and the person behind the counter says 'aw, sweet. Buying your boyfriend a game are we?' or anything along those lines.

I support various fandoms, too numerous to list. I will only be writing for a select few.

Expect to see many Princess Tutu fanfictions.

Watch this space

My favourite pairings/OTPs (One True Pairing):

AmaterasuxIssun (Okami - OTP)

FakirxAhiru (Princess Tutu - OTP )

PennyxSheldon (The Big Bang Theory - Not an OTP (yet) but I like it)

McGeexAbby, TonyxZiva and GibbsxJenny (NCIS (OTPs, though I don't mind TonyxKate)

AmuxIkuto, UtauxKukai, RimaxNagihiko, MikixYoru (Shugo Chara! - Totally OTPs)

...Can't be bothered to type anymore. Too lazy.

I THINK thats it.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Usually the frame, actually... and then there's this classic:

Me: 'Ow! What kind of idiot put a door there! (two seconds later)... Ow! What kind of idiot put a doorframe there!'

Mum: Probably the same one that put the door there.

...and my all time favourite:

Me: -trips over the bottom stair as I walk into the house-

Mum: That's been there since we moved in nine years ago.

Me: I know, shut up.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile - All the time. Once I fell over and started laughing at Hannah's lampshade.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile - All. The freaking. Time.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile - they're purple, actually. The evil purple rabid singing plot-bunnies of doom are out to get me.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! When this happens (which is occasionally does) is generally the only time I ever cry.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! They're called Selene, Sofia and Nisha and they are the anthropomorpic personifications of my creative spirit... aka my Muses.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)

people are scared of me anyway.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

okay, so I didn't faint, but I was damn close!!

I could put so many more of these, but I'm too lazy.