Hey ppl. My name is Jessica Dildo. MY real last name is not Dildo, its just a name my friend calls me. I am your typicle girl. I am 15 and live in the middle of now where. My dad has cancer, that is why i had Charlie have it. my favorite type of music is Emo and Rock. My Favorite bands are: Slipknot, Three Days Grace, HIM, and RJA. My favorite books are ofcourse Twilight and New Moon. I just got the NMSE with the first chapter of Eclipse.yay! If there is anything you want to know, or you just need someone to talk to, just let me know. I am just like Jasper. IN fact my nickname is Jasper. I am an Empath. I can tell your emotion just by looking or talking to you.

LOVe, Jessica Dildo

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Jasper

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Jessica Widen

Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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