quote of the day: Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris- It is a comfort to the unfortunate to have had companions in woe." More commonly known as "misery loves company".

Name: Tallis

Age: 14

Current Residence: Sydney, Australia

Sexual Orientation: I think I'm straight I have a bit of a crush on a female friend of mine but she's got a boyfriend

My favourite comic book character is The Joker, I fucking love him!

Likes: Anime, yaoi, crack-pairings, Organisation 13, foreign cultures, the fascinating American culture, the Twilight series, traumatising people, my younger brother, Bleach, Hellsing, the Sandman series, anything by Neil Gaiman, well-written fanfiction, the Akatsuki, Jan Valentine (from Hellsing) the Arrancar, The Captain (also from Hellsing) lollies, bikkie's and other sweets, coke, Sci-Fi, my friends and my family.

Dislikes: pairing-tards, people with shitty grammar, Freddie Highmore, Mary-Sues, assholes, most of the students at my school, maths, my maths teacher, religious people (in the "you'll go to hell if you don't convert!!oneeleven" way if you are religious I'm entirely fine with that, just don't shove it in my face) and taking medication.

Favourite movies are The Lost boys, The Dark Knight, Blood diamond, Fullmetal Alchemist Conquer of Shamballa, South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut, The Simpsons Movie, I Am Legend and Final Fantasy Advent Children

I am a yaoi fan, get over it.

my pairings are:

Fullmetal alchemist Roy/Riza Greed/Kimbley Ling/Ran fan Greed/Marta sometimes I like Roy/Ed

Hellsing Alucard/Integra and Pip/Seras because they are ment.to.be

Kingdom Hearts 4/11 Xig/Dem Saix/Xemnas Xal/Lux AkuRoku Cloud/Leon (Leon's seme though) and Sora/Riku

Bleach Ulquiorra/Orihime (het OTP of all OTP's) Ichigo/Rukia Shunsui/Nanao Urahara/Yoruichi and Gin/Izuru (yaoi OTP)

Naruto Sakon/Tayuya Naruto/Hinata Sasuke/Karin (torturing reasons I assure you) Sasodei

quotes and (questionable?) humour

situation: my friend Shaun and I had to move some boxes for Mr. Bradley i sat down and rested and Shaun walked in and out of the store room

Me: -Laughs hysterically)

Shaun: what?

Me: LOL! you came outta the closet!

Shaun -uneasy laugh- yeah...don't do that...

Situation: Jacqui is being bothered by Jared

Jacqui: -speaks into phone- Hello, my name is Jacqui, I like walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners and M-16 rifles

Me: O.o

Jacqui: but what I don't like is being raped by Jared!

Me: -laughing-

Jacqui: he raped me all night long! It hurt!

Brooke: Jacqui...is a virgin...?

Jared: -stops giving her a 'massage'- I didn't rape you all night long!

Situation: Jacob's ego is so big it will likely gain sentinence...

Jacob: me? I'm God, allright?

Me: Kami-Sama!

Steven: honourable camel?!

Situation: Jacqui is stranger than she seems

Me -is reading Twilight-

Jacqui: -spot's book- hey don't you wanna just rape Edward?

Me: ...

Me: not particularly, no

Jacqui: c'mon! he's just so...rapeable! He's like, 108 and he's still a virgin!

Me: if it's all the same to you, I'd like to rape Jacob Black

Jacqui: wow...never knew you where into bestiality...

Me: -didn't hear her- Werewolves are cooler than Vampire's anyway

Me: hold the phone, it's not bestiality!

Jacqui -Grin-

Situation: Misepa is more like Jacqui than it seems

Misepa: hey, how do you think Edward get's it up?

Me: ...wow...I never would've thought of that...

Misepa: and what happens when Bella's on her period?

Me: dude, that's nasty he wouldn't!

Misepa: yeah, I think the authoress called it 'dirty blood'

Le Horreur!

-watching a Supernatural ad that is heavily implied that Dean's gonna die-

Me: you can't kill Dean! he's like Jesus!

Mama: -glares-

Me: okay not like Jesus but still!

Zoe: I can't decide whether you changed your wording because Jesus actually died or because mama don't like you saying that word...

Me: it's a mystery!

and because I love him, here's some quotes from Jan Valentine!

Jan-ism’s

“up, up! Down, down! Left right! left right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami!”

“I’m so fucking hard right now!”

over the radio

“fuck! Hello? Is this thing on? Cool! -raises middle finger- this message is going out to the round table conference! And a very personal and heartfelt shout-out to the queen bitch herself: miss Hellsing! All right! Your ass is currently getting kicked by the Valentine brothers! My name is Jan Valentine and I can’t wait to meet each and every one of you we’ll be getting into it as soon as me and the boys finish lunch -picks up severed human head- let me be the first to thankyou for providing us with such tasty snacks! By tomorrow Hellsing will be nothing but a pile of shit. -licks blood- you’ve got nowhere left to run and nowhere to hide ‘cause now I’m coming to kill you I wanna see you cry and beg -sticks finger in severed heads eye and applies pressure- in the meantime I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god! -eye explodes- but hey! There’s always time to be a man and just kill yourself! Thankyou London! We love you!

Fuck these are some fine cigars! -kicks table- like all bourgeois and shit -chuckles manically jumps over the table- I mean come on! That’s just fucked up! People starving’ in the world and she’s wastin’ money on this?! A slow and agonising death is too good for that stick-up-her-ass bitch!

Come on out and play little Hellsing, I promise it’s gonna be a lot of fun we just wanna torture you, kill you, maybe skull-fuck your corpse a few times, burn the house to the ground and go home and masturbate! Okay?

(to Seras) Get off bitch! I’m supposed to be on top!

Me? I’m just a tourist I was passin’ by totally mindin’ my business and thought I’d have a look. So we cool? Dude?

-laughs like a maniac smashes through the door- Integra: you made it, congratulations -she aims a gun at him- Jan: aww, fuck me

“aww come on bitch! You know the ones that put the fucking chip in me the chip that’s sending them information letting them know we fucked up. They can hear us talking! Every last goddamn word if they know I’m standing here all fucked-up and dying about to tell you anything you think they’re gonna let me fucking live?! -bursts into flame- see?! I so fucking told you!! -giggles- well, since I’m fucked, how ‘bout I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits haha! You can take this glue and shove it up your ass bitch! -raises middle finger- beware…the…millennium! -disintegrates finger is still raised-

yeah, Jan owns my soul...

also: I changed my pen-name for the lulz. Rhapsody-Roxie, I kept the Roxie so y'all would recognise me