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| Patchwork Poltergeist |
Author has written 49 stories for South Park, Cartoon X-overs, Invader Zim, Game X-overs, Garfield, Neopets, Pokémon, Watership Down, Yu-Gi-Oh, Spyro the Dragon, Hamtaro, Parodies and Spoofs, Redwall, Misc. Anime/Manga, Danny Phantom, Animal Crossing, and My Little Pony. Em hotep! (Hi.) So, if you're new here I suppose it calls for an introduction. I don't much care for introductions, they always seem incredibly awkward and oddly composed. All you really need to know is that I'm (obviously) an author with too much time on her hands spend writing fanfiction while she could be doing something useful like feeding the poor or ending prejudice in her hometown or helping smelly babies learn how to spell but no, I write fan stories instead. If I had better artistic talent, I'd probably be doing fanart as well, but my skills are mediocre at best. Ah, well. Such is life. My current fandom interests include (but certainly aren't limited to) The Bartimaus Trilogy Obligatory Favorites List Books: 1984 - George Orwell, Watership Down - Richard Adams, Tailchaser's Song- Tad Williams, Felidae- Akif Pirrinci, Fahrenheit 451- Ray Bradbury, The Foxes of Firstdark- Gary Kilworth, The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle, Animal Farm - George Orwell, The Artemis Fowl series- Eoin Colfer, The Lord of Two Lands trilogy- Pauline Gedge, Villains By Necessity - Eve Forward, A Whisper of Wings - Paul Kidd, The Bartemaus Trilogy - Jonathan Stroud, Skywater - Melinda Popham, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane - Kate Dicamillo, Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale - Holly Black,War for the Oaks - Emma Bull, Oh! The Places You'll Go! and The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, and Realm of Possibility - David Levithan Bands/Artists: The Clash, Prozzak, Cake, The Goo Goo Dolls (not their newer stuff), Blind Guardian, Me First & the Gimmie Gimmies, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Queen, Flogging Molly, Lodger, Death Cab for Cutie, The Killers, Rush, Pink Floyd, The Protomen, and The Decemberists Films: The Last Unicorn, Pleasentville, Bamboozled, This Film Not Rated, The Nightmare Before Christmas, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Grave of Fireflies,Cats Don't Dance, Princess Mononoke, Metropolis, Whisper of the Heart, Bambi, The Incredibles, The Producers, V for Vendetta My Skype is the same as my user name if you'd like to contact me, but I'd prefer email or something first) A great many thanks to those who take the time to review, especially those who's reviews consist of more than a few sparse words. Quote of the Whatever: Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." - The Velveteen Rabbit; Margery Williams | |||||||
1. The Last Human: A Tale of the Pre-Classical Era » reviewsReader, in ancient days, the old lords of the world numbered in thousands. Then hundreds. Then even less. Now, they are found only in tapestries and fanciful ballads. The creatures are all vanished. All but one.My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,251 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 10-4-122. Somewhere Only We Know reviewsEvery night, in a little stable just outside of town, an old mare lays down to sleep. And every night she has the same dream of rainbows and open sky.My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-4-11 - Complete3. The Monster » reviewsThere is a terrible Monster living in Animal Crossing. We must contain it.Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 3-13-094. The Ghost in You reviewsHis wife did not love him. He knew that now. /drabble; MoaT continuity/Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-08 - Vlad M. & Maddie F.5. Exhaust reviewsHe doesn't even look up when she comes in. But that doesn't really surprise her much. /Johnny 13 & Kitty; TUE continuity/Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-08 - Kitty & Johnny 13 - Complete6. Mr Lancer & the Secret Language of Flowers reviewsLancer reflects on a certain new tradition of Casper High.Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-13-08 - Lancer - Complete7. Impressions reviewsMayor Foley has some business to attend toDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-07 - Tucker F. - Complete8. Where the Rubber Meets the Road » reviewsA hood, a girl, a motorbike, and a streak of bad luck that can't seem to go away.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,832 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Johnny 13 & Kitty - Complete9. Limelights reviewsBask in your limelight, but be careful not to burn. oneshotDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-31-07 - Ember - Complete10. Master of None reviewsIf anyone asks, you aren't my catDanny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-07 - Vlad M.11. Turkey Banter reviewsAn elementery school principal remembers an Thanksgiving incident involving a paper turkey and a rather stubborn Joey.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-05 - K. Jounouchi - Complete12. In the Age of Not Beleiving » reviewsIt was in an age where nearly dreams of the past had turned to dust, did two brothers live. A poetry collectionYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05 - Seto K. & Mokuba K.13. Risque Anime reviewsA little song parody of the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" about censorship in anime. Done for an English project...whoo.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-12-0514. The Magpie reviewsA sonnet based on none other than Seto Kaiba, written for my English class. Enjoy!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-28-0515. Pet Force: Jackal's Wrath » reviewsVetvix has summoned ancient evil sure to bring her victory. One that she, Pet Force, and the universe may be unable to handle. Updated version.Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,706 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 10-3-0416. Dark Future part I: Darkness Falls » reviewsVetvix has destroyed Pet Force and taken over Emperor Jon's universe. A rebelion is the universe's only hope. Rated for later violence, & stuff. rn(I actually updated! A miracle)Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 5-6-0217. Prepare for Trouble reviewsAn unknown Team Rocket member has words of encouragement... (arrgh...I stink at summeries)Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-0418. The Shadow Game reviewsAn epic depicting one these dangerous games- in haiku form.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-0419. The Suns of Midnight » reviewsAn umbreon relishes freedom and the wild. Capture will never befall her...but things do not always go as planned... Updated!Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,122 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 4-21-03 - Umbreon/Blacky20. Confessions of a Pokemaniac reviewsBesically, some musings on how pokemon's effected me and others.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-25-0421. Sad Songs & WaltzesAn abandoned feebas composes a song... songfic to Cake's "Sad Songs and Waltzes"Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Published: 5-25-04 - Feebas/Hinbass - Complete22. Vermin By Necessity » reviewsWith the banishment of neerly Evil from the Mossflower and all the surrounds it, the final victory of Good is assured. That is unless five "vermin" travelers have anything to say about it. Inspired by Eve Forward's "Villians by Necessity" (I stink at summRedwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-17-03 - Published: 10-21-0323. Closet of Doom 2: Legasy of Pie » reviewsThe long awaited sequal to closet of doom! Now with questing, evil ants, and fun-time things! W00T!Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-0324. Lowly Vermin reviewsThe son of an "evil" ferrest warlord waits in Mossflower for his day to come...Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-0325. I'm Still Here reviews(songfic) After becoming the new pharoah, Yami deals with what is now expected of him.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-0326. Verses From the Land of Dragons » reviewsA series of poems about the characters from Spyro. Chapter 6: the professor's poem up.Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 10-26-0227. I Hate the Birds reviewsParody of Nelly Furtato's song "I'm Like a Bird" isnpired my the idiot pigeons my father can't get rid off.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-0328. Show Me the Meaning of Being Hungry reviewsA lil' parody of BSB's "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonley" that I made up a while back. Hope ya'll like it!Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-0329. Dust in the Wind » reviews(Songfic to Dust in the Wind) Zim reflects on the Tallest's betrael and what now awaits him. UPDATED!Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-26-03 - Published: 1-28-0330. What a Scene reviewsSongfic. Sequal to "Dust in the Wind". After Zim's "defeat" Dib also has some thinking to do... R/R pleaseInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-3-0331. World of the Yellow Sun » reviewsA narrative poem describing a day where both Zim and Dib face off in battle.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-27-03 - Published: 1-23-03 - Zim & Dib32. Inrtoduction to a Broken Heart reviewsSisterfic to Home for ze Holidays that takes place aftre Bijou leaves for France. Boss reminices on Bijou's leaving, and the fact that he may have lost his only chance to tell he how he feels.Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-21-0333. Home for ze Holidays » reviewsBijou longs for France and wishes to go back. Her wish is granted, but is that wish all she hoped for? Bijou/?Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-14-03 - Published: 12-10-0234. The Faces of Evil reviewsSeveral years after it's confrontation with Mewtwo, in the night Pikachu has some second thoughts...Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-0235. Butterfree's Farewell reviewsWhat I think was going through Butterfree's mind as he left... R/R pleasePokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-29-0236. Striving Spirit reviewsPOV of a certain card in Yugi's deck..which card it is you must decide for yourself. This is my very first Yu-Gi-Oh poem, so please be kind..and honest if possible. R/RYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-17-0237. Good Enough? reviewsA gelert sits in the pound thinking about how it came to be here..and why. Very angsty. R/R pleaseNeopets - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-3-0238. The Black Rabbit Makes No Promices reviews"There is not a day that goes by when a doe does not offer her life for her kittens, or an honest officer of an Owsla his life for his chief's, but there will be no bargain. What is is what must be." R/R please.Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-28-0239. The Snares reviewsWow, this section's practically dead... Anyway, here's a poem about the snares on Cowslip's warren.Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-21-0240. Rattata's poem reviewsJust a lil' poem I wrote last night about my rattatta. R/R pleasePokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-9-02 - Rattata/Koratta41. I Should Have Known reviewsDib thinks about his exprience in Dib's Wonderfull Life of Doom. Very angsty. R/R pleaseInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-14-0242. Quest of Question reviewsA grundo that lacks in self confidence discovers there's more to a neopian than battles and smarts.Neopets - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-0243. AAAAH! Evil Closet of Doom! » reviewsWhile at a party, Sonic, Mario, Crash Bandicoot, and Kirby get locked in a closet. The raiting may go up for language. General insanity. final chapter up! Pleeeze review!Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-22-02 - Published: 5-1-02 - Complete44. Game Death Brawl:Sonic VS Conker » reviewsA deathmatch fic hosted my me and my friend. A deathmatch fic between Sonic the Hedgehog and Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day(in case you didn't know). Special apperances by DBZ characters too! WARNIG: Not for Conker fansGame X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-14-02 - Published: 4-7-0245. Betrayel? reviewsSomeone tells Zim the truth about why the tallest sent him and Zim wonders weather to believe it or not. R/R please.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-0246. Why? reviewsBasicly a future/Zim find out poem. I don't think it's as good as "I Told You So", but it comes close.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-0247. I Told You So reviewsOkay people, I thought of this at one in the morning. After Zim's conquest, Din has been captured as he sits in his dark cell, Dib starts to... reflect.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-9-0248. What Would Sir Ash Ketchum Do?/Blame Digimon » reviewsOkay, I wasn't shure if this should go in the South Park or Pokemon section, so I put it here. Jut two little parodies based on a some of my favorite songs from the South Park movieCartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-20-01 - Published: 12-19-0149. South Park Chrismas Carols! reviewsJust in time for the holidays, xmas carols with a South Park twist packed with creamy goodness.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-17-01
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