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Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, V for Vendetta, and Bridge to Terabithia. About Me I love having a good laugh and that's probably why my penname is what it is. Pirates of the Caribbean just happens to be my favourite rainy-day movie (plus its sequels). I've been dabbling in fanfiction (reading and writing) since 2005, but I only began publishing my work in late 07. I've written for plenty different fandoms, however I set high standards for myself and if I feel something is even the slightest bit crap, it never sees the light of day. That doesn't mean that I don't write for the fun of it though. Tidbits regarding my writing... No violation of copyright intended with my work - I'm quite sure I'll list everybody that needs listing beyond this point. Music takes massive credit for my inspiration. Without it, I'd be clueless over what to write half the time. I use British English (BrE) all the time. I take grammar checks very seriously, although I do slip up at times. I write a lot of death in my stories but occasionally, I like to write the cute, fluffy, happy story too, so don't be too discouraged. The only time I ever wrote slash was for a Dumblewald story, and I don't know if it'll even happen again. I was never very good at it. I do like it when I get reviews because I get to hear what you readers think, but you're not obliged to leave any. I understand the concept of a phantom reader, and sometimes people who read don't leave their trace, and that's okay. My homepage (back up the screen!) - that blogspot account - is for drabbly stuff and random, fleeting thoughts and whatnot. Need to know anything else? Feel free to send a message! I reply to every one. I try to reply to reviews just as much too. Stories In Progress Unintended As If You Have A Choice Knights of Cydonia Copyright Notices Just to reiterate. I sometimes forget to put these in my A/Ns anyway. Biggest thanks to the following creators that I have something to write about all day: J. K. Rowling | |||||||
1. Unintended » reviewsThey weren't supposed to be together; not in the social hierarchy of school, not anywhere. But they did it anyway, and discovered love in each other like no other. *CDHG* *AU*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,197 - Reviews: 282 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 11-19-08 - Hermione G. & Cedric D.2. Shattered reviewsHer utterances hadn’t merely left him there to bleed to death. The blade twisted and dug into the very fibre of his being. The most was made out of that single stab for whatever it did, the pain was inexplicable. *HHr*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The Last Arabesque reviews“What do you see in me?” he desperately asked her. “You are still one of the best things that has ever happened in my life, Draco.” *DMHG*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete4. Tourniquet reviews“Why are you doing this to me, Draco?” Hermione whispered as she tried to search those translucent eyes of his. She wasn't quite sure what she sought, other than a hint of compassion. She wished for nothing more than for him to let her go.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-24-09 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete5. One Sail, One Sea reviewsHermione’s eyes beseeched Harry’s jade green ones as she scrutinised his person. She begged him to be right. Harry knew the feeling of loneliness all too well. He wasn’t trying to patronise her. He genuinely understood. *HHr*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete6. As If You Have A Choice » reviewsWhen a foray with the time-turner takes Harry, Ron and Hermione all the way back to 1933, they stow away on the S. S. Venture, completely unaware of what is at stake on this particular voyage. *HP/King Kong crossover*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 6-21-097. Black Wedding reviewsIt was a black wedding, you could hear the organs, not the violins or the words the pope was saying. Hermione never wanted to be with Draco, and vice versa. But desperation can make you do stupid things. *unconventional!DMHG*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-6-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete8. Coming Home To You reviewsIt's been far too long, but we've proven our love over time's so strong. The stars in the night lend me their light to bring me closer to heaven with you. *HHr*Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete9. Knights of Cydonia » reviewsIn a time after Voldemort, the Muggle government saw it fit to exterminate wizards as part of a fascist regime of the new Prime Minister. Harry, Ron and Hermione must make a stand in this war with their new ally - a man in a Guy Fawkes mask. *HP/V xover*Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-17-0810. The Way I Loved You reviewsHe's absolutely perfect for me; Mr Right, in the flesh. And yet there are still some things I feel are left unfinished and my life can't end that way. I still miss you. *RHr, implied VKHG*Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-08 - Hermione G. - Complete11. Holding Onto You reviewsJesse did what he was told; he expanded his horizons, re-imagining Terabithia. After Leslie's death, he hadn't thought of returning to it until then. And there she was, right before him through shrub and bark; Leslie.Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-08 - Complete12. I Won't See You Tonight reviewsI saw him running to the creek today. It’s been three weeks. Although I don’t expect him to suddenly feel okay that quickly, I do hope he learns to cope. He’s a beautiful kid. He doesn’t deserve to be this sad or angry or dismal. I love you, Jess.Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-08 - Complete13. Blessed in the Shadows reviewsSweet, glorious laughter escaped Arwen's lips as she smiled up at him, shaking her head slightly; "You worry too much, Estel," she laughed.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-08 - Aragorn & Arwen U. - Complete14. A Beautiful Lie reviewsIf you ever countered upon a lie so beautiful, a con so stunningly attractive…would you risk letting it go in favour for the cold, ugly truth? Eowyn questions herself as she succumbs to her infatuation with Aragorn, falling into despair.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-08 - Eowyn - Complete15. A Little Piece of Heaven reviewsFred is sent to Heaven to spend his afterlife after his demise in the Battle of Hogwarts. However, what happens when he feels he's sent there too early? Will he get a second chance at life? *AU*Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-08 - Fred W. - Complete16. Disenchanted » reviewsWhen you go, would you even turn to say, "I don't love you like I did yesterday."? Albus asks the darkness that every night before bed. His memories come back to haunt him after decades. Albus will never forget him. Not him; not Grindelwald.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 2-22-08 - Albus D. - Complete17. For Freedom reviewsEvey's monologue after V's death. *100-word vignette*V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete18. Absolution reviewsIt is no longer a conscious thing, V's blood lust. It is almost second nature. It is his addiction. *100-word vignette*V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete19. Dressed to Kill reviews// "I'm dressed to kill. I'm weightless and well-rehearsed. In my godless opera, my character is canonised." V uses the themes of his favourite films in preparation for his vendetta.V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-08 - Complete20. Catharsis reviewsDumbledore's uninspired writings to God.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-08 - Albus D. - Complete21. Intrinsic Frailties » reviewsThe Malfoys appear to be the perfect wizarding family, with the riches many dream of. But is all this a facade? When Draco is entrusted with a task that requires the exchange of his life, will the Malfoys finally say no?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 10-26-07 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete22. Of Angels and Shed Tears reviewsThey say time will heal pain. Well, what 'they' say and what is experienced are two different things altogether. Fred's death has cut George deeper than words could explain.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-07 - George W. - Complete23. Idée Fixe reviewsEowyn feels alone in the world and only one person seems to understand her plight, but Grima's obsession for her is nothing but unhealthy.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-15-07 - Grima W. & Eowyn - Complete24. Green to Gold reviewsIt has been five years, but Master Samwise still has Frodo in his memories.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-07 - Samwise G. - Complete
