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since: 05-08-07, id: 1274558, Profile Updated: 09-05-09
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The Larz's Space

"'The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all'"

Hello people of the earth, I am here to welcome you to Larzies part of this wonderful profile. This account originally started as just mine, But I allowed Debi to invade it. I know, I am such a kind person. ;) Pfttttt, yeah right!

Anyways, I am one of those people who scare others with their randomness, Insane facts about things you probably don't care about and Quotes from people you may have never heard of.

ie-"You don't always get what you ask for,

But you never get what you don't ask for...unless it's contagious."- Beverly Sills

If you don't like that kind of stuff, just scroll on down to Debi's part, cause I will no doubly have plenty of those type of things.

uh...Yeah! I am a rather violent person when you make me mad.

I have randomly severe mood swings.

And a stuffed frog named Nugget that I talk to.

I will get some writing up here eventually.

Full Name:Laura Elaine

Name Used When Signing Reviews etc.: ~Larz~

Age: As old as I feel like being.

Gender: Female

Occupation: Full time geek.

Likes: Karate, music, singing, movies, the color black, Drama, Fights, Reading, Writing, Frogs, Chickens, Choclate, The number 15, and grilled cheese.

Hates: Math, history, Grass stains, Asthma Attacks, bloody noses, broken bones, B.B. , S.L. , S.F. , J.L (those are people I hate), Posers, People who think they are better than everyone else and people who are mean.

Favorite Music: Bon jovi, Metalica, Pink floyd, Jimi hendrix, The who, Led Zeplin, Lynard Skynard, 38 special, AC/DC, Nickelback, Paramore, Good Charlote, Green day, Panic! at the disco, Kelly Clarkson, All american rejects, Fall out boy, Simpleplan, My Chemical Romance, Michal Tolcher, Pink, Boys like Girls, The fray, K.T. tunstal, Red Jumpsuit apperatus, Chris Brown, Ne-Yo, Akon, Carrie underwood, Lonestar, Rascal Flats, Allen Jackson, 3 Days Grace, Eric clapton, Peter, Paul, And Mary, Brad Paisley, Weird al, Frank Sinatra, and Many more.

Hated Music: Girlfreind (by Avril Lavigne), Raven, And Hillary Duff

Favorite Types of Stories: As long as it's good and interesting.

Secret Obsessions: ...Degrassi...

Stories in the Favorite List that were added by me: Everything except for the stuff Debi claims.

Opening Credits: Savin’ me- Nickleback
Waking Up: Sugar we’re goin down- fall out boy
First Day At School: Summertime- Kenny chesney
Falling In Love: Blaze of glory- Bon Jovi

Fight Song: wondering- good charlotte
Breaking Up: Good times gone- greenday
LIFE: Movin on- good charlotte
Mental Breakdown: Tough all over- Gary Allen
Driving: House Of Wolves- My Chemical Romance
Flashback: How you remind me- nickleback
Getting Back Together: Are You Gonna Be My Girl?- Jet
Wedding: Numb- Linkin Park

Birth of Child: My lulabye- Padrino
Final Battle: She’s a Rebel- Greenday
Death: Perfect- simpleplan
Funeral Song: because of you- Kelly clarkson
End Credits: Sleep- My Chemical Romance.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and were totally plastered.
The first guy said, ''Hey, I'll bet you a million bucks that I can jump out of this window, fly around the building, and land right here next to you!''
Being so totally wasted, plus hearing a completely impossible bet, the 2nd guy replied, ''YOU'RE ON!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and came right back to the same spot. ''WOW,'' screamed the 2nd guy, ''That was incredible. Do it again!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and landed right next to his friend. ''That is remarkable. Do it one more time!"

''Ok,'' said the first guy, ''But if I do it again, when I come back you have to do it."
The second man agreed, and with that, once again, the first jumped out, flew around, and came back. ''Your turn,'' he said.

So the 2nd guy stepped up to the window. ''This is easy. He did it, so can I!"
The much pumped second man, took a deep breath, and heaved his body out the window. He fell straight to the ground and died instantly upon impact. Calmly the first man walked back to the bar and ordered another beer.
The bartender remarked, ''You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman!'

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." ~ Charles Schulz

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." ~ Anonymous

"Education is important; school however, is another matter." ~ Anonymous

POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Mommy- I’ll start cleaning again in a hour.

Where are you?

Basement.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

Wooden beams

What's the last thing you ate?

Dilly Bar

What's your personality like?

ever changing

Who do you have a crush on?

Uh…Some random kid from debate

What was the last thing you thought?

What was the last thing I thought?

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Pink!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Hire someone to clean this freaking house

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Air

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Some random one shot

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Globes don’t talk.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Rape…Stupid book…let me try again…Assault…Dang…One more try! …Murder…I’m a depressing reader…

What can you hear right now?

My parents talking about disneyland

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

But, that would require moving…

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

The Hurricane

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

I got mad

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A wooden pole…

Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Msolesanrrmoppteoo Uh…okay?

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1) Severus 2) Luna 3) Fred 4) George 5) Sirius 6) Remus 7) Harry 8) Dray 9) Lucius 10) Tonks 11) Neville 12) Tom (AKA- Voldie)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Remus and Neville? Do those even exist?! Hmmm…Oh yes…yes they do.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Oh yes, he is really hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be AWESOME!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
OHH!! All of the Whore series, those are good.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes. =D

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
5/9 Sirius and Lucius. Gotta have my slash!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He would probably have a heart attack.

8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
He had always admired her sense of humor.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Most likely. But, too much fluff makes me sick, so I haven’t really looked

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
I’ll make you better

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Some kind of new WWW product makes one lose all inhibitions, when George slips one in Severus's drink, all hell brakes loose.

12) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Probably not…cause Luna, Sirius and George are a little creepy all mashed together.

13) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don’t know…

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
SS/RL/TR Slash, bondage, BDSM, threesome, blood play. I’m very twisted.

15) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Females…I know nothing.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a day ago

17) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Sirius

18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No I don’t think so…Maybe the other way around. ;)

19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Fred. Harry will always be a bottom in my mind.

20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
Severus and dray are in a happy relationship until dray suddenly funs off with George. Severus, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with Tom, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Fred. (The twin of the man who took his original lover. Now they all have hot sex together. And the world lives happily ever after.)

21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would die happy. Harry/Dray are my favorite.

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