i am a fan of many shows, anime and not

i like fantasy books, like eragon, and harry potter

my favorite book series is probably, Codex Alera by Jim Butcher

I'm also a dungeons and dragons player, but i am not one of those creepy guys who live to roll dice. most of my D&D campaigns are spoofs of the standard setting (including perverted gnomes and creepy old men who know way more than they should)

some time ago I decided to start writing fanfics, so i started posting on this site

I am a guy (in case you are wondering) as such i absolutely hate all Yaoi and slash pairings, if you are a reader of mine don't suggest any form of gay pairing, i wont write it.

i am curently working together with a friend to write a harry potter and Hellsing crossover which will be posted under harry potter when i have a couple chapter done.

this fanfic is meant to start on the day harry first goes to diagon ally and end after the storyline of hellsing, i am curently still on the first chapter but as soon as i have a decent amount writen i will start posting it. (i am putting Bond of Brothers on hold for now and maybe perminently)

i am not an activist but there are some issues that bug me. here they are.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. -in case someone asks, i am one of those 2.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, aticiia, Parselmaster, Akatsuki King, Firelordeg, Van The divine knight of kohona, Zarunak - see i copied and added my name.

now here is a poem that really upsets me, i found it on someones profile page, along with the instructions to copy it if it bugs you. (there are some misspellings, this is copy and pasted from another profile, i didn't bother to fix spelling)

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP

this poem makes me really mad, there are two things i realy can't stand:

1. adults hurting children

2. anyone hurting girls

the one thing that really drives me up the wall is child abuse, especially towards girls.

i guess i am just overly chivalrous. but is that so wrong of me?

sorry to be so depressing.

after looking at a few other profiles i have come to the conclusion that i should write a more detailed summary of my stories

True Jinchuriki at a young age naruto found out about Kyuubi and after some time finaly meets him and strike a deal, he decides that he will find others like him and gather them together. he trains in secret while living the life of a fool and as the academy comes to an end he finaly steps forward and reveals his true strength. he quickly begins to gather others to his cause and increase his circle of influence to achieve his goals. (curently in a rut... i know what i want to do but unfortunately the newly revealed status of the Jinchuriki has lead to me having to rethink alot of my OCs and events... I am still going to keep writing this but don't expect it to be fast) when i get around to it i may also go back and fix my earlier chapters.

Bond of Brothers Rock Lee is kicked out of his class at the academy by his teacher and shunted down a grade to be placed in the same class as Naruto, they quickly become friends and grow stronger together. however tragedy strikes one day as the Villagers' hatred gets the better of them and they attack the blond one day, when Lee comes to help him the two put their training to use and easily dispatch their attackers and naruto Flees the village out of guilt, Lee folows him and soon the two decide to become wandering ninja. (this story has an idea i realy like but i can't realy come up with a decent plot for it so i am puting it up for adoption by other writers)

Harry Potter and the Knights of Hellsing: when Harry Potter steps into Madam Malkins robe shop he meets not only Draco Malfoy but also the 11 year old Integra Hellsing, the two quickly become friends spured on by their shared dislike of the other blond and a very different Harry Potter apears in Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. The prophesy of the deathly Hallows states that the one to unite the Deathly Hallows will be the Master of death, and the young Mr. H Potter has set out to do just that. what will life in hogwarts be like with a teenage necromancer and a 500 year old vampire prowling the halls? (still in the making)

Jack of Spades: Naruto decides that he wants to know why the villagers hate him so much when he is only six. he somehow captures a civillian and uses what little information he has to intimidate the man into telling him the true story of the Kyuubi. Morino Ibiki observes this encounter and is struck buy how similar the boy is to his late Sensei, Uzumaki Kushina. He files official adoption papers and takes the young orphan as his new aprentice. in a few short years Naruto grows under the tutilage of Konoha's top interrogator and quickly becomes fairly well known by his calling card, The Jack of Spades. (this is just an odd idea i got from reading a story called The Interrogator, i hadn't planned on actualy writing it down but i just couldn't help it) I actualy have a surprisingly well thought out plot for the first half of the story, up to the Sasuke Retrieval arch... after that its kinda blank so i will probobly take a break from this story at that point to work on other stories