Name: Lobsil Vith (a.k.a. idiot, asswipe, doormat and dumbass -_-;)

Age: Unknown

Gender: Male

Birthday: 1990, born on a rainy friday evening

Occupation: Evangeline fanatic, Sword collector, Paranoid Writer and Chachazero's Bloody Punching Bag...

Personality: Dunno...I guess you could say I'm just an ordinary 16 year old kid. But that's a lie. I'm actually a pathetic, horror-loving, 16 year old kid! HAH! Hahaha...damn...

Likes:Mahou Sensei Negima!, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, the Silent Hill Series(especially 2 and 4), and Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4, GTA: San Andreas, Disgaea 1&2

Dislikes: Getting in trouble, Chachazero's tormenting,Rusty killer wheelchairs with minds of their own

Videogames owned by Me: Resident Evil Series(Yup, even the one on DS, same crappy ass dialogue as the first.), Silent Hill Series, Disgaea 1&2, Baten Kaitos, Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, Tales Series(missing two and 4), Final Fantasy Series, Grand Theft Auto Series(I'm missing the gameboy one.) , Soul Nomad(Pretty good plot lol!), Bioshock, Sonic the Hedgehog Series(missing one), Sky Gunners, Parasite Eve 1&2, Darkclloud 1&2, Phoenix Wright Series, Pokemon Series, Elite Beat Agents, Digimon World DS, Lunar Knights, Baten Kaitos, Etrian Oddysey, Coded Arms, Coded Arms Contagion, All Megaman Series, Summon Nights 1&2, Def Jam Series, Riviera: The Promised Land, Guilty Gear Series, Darkstalkers Series, Seiken Densetsu Series(i.e. Children of Mana, Secret of Mana, etc.), Metroid Series(HA!), Mario and Luigi Partners in time, a crapload of mariogames including Paper Mario 1&2, Magical Starsign, Halo Series, La Pucelle: Tactics, Yggdra Union, Metal Gear Series, Hoshigami Remix, Lunminous Arc, Sigma Star Story, Dynasty Warriors Series(I know It's repetitive, but I can't get enough!), Jeanne D'arc, Metal Slug Anthology(PSP), Generation of Chaos, Generation of Chaos: Aedis Eclipse, Spectral Souls, Samurai Warriors, Warriors: Orochi, Soul Caliber Series, Valkyrie Profiles(both of 'em!), Kingdom of Paradise, Popolocrois, Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation, The warriors(PSP only), Capcom Classic Collection(both Remix and Reloaded), Monster Kingdom: Jewel Summoner, Ghost in the Shell(the PS1 one and the SAC on PSP.), Atelier Iris Series, Odin Sphere(HELL YEAH!), Grimgrimoire, Trauma Center(both DS and Wii! I've always wanted to be a doctor, mwahahahah!!), Castle Shikigami 1&2, Growlanser: Lineage of War Special Edition(Just because it's good in it's own right!), Ar Tonelico Special Edition(YYYYYYEAAAAAAAHHHH!! Even though it was very easy.), Armored Core Series(9-Ball is a bitch to kill), Dot Hack Series(My sister keeps freaking yelling "Haseo!" Godammit...), Tekken Series, Berserk(it's for dreamcast! I still have mine! HAHAHA!), Alien vs. Predator Series(SNES and PC only though.), Starcraft(It's funny, lol!), Diablo 1 and 2: Lord of Destruction, House of the Dead 1&2(PC only, I play 3 and 4 on the arcade!), Izuna: The Unemployed Ninja(-),Silent Hill: Origins(Yeah...me likey), Disagea: Afternoon of Darkness(Go Flonne!), Drawn to Life(Guess my character...), Megaman ZX, Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles

I'll tell you now that once i finish a game, I don't play it anymore('cause I'm a lazy basterd that way) or if it's too damn hard. Hell, I played videogames like crazy just until school started! Now I just play for 2-3 hours a day(internet included) thanks to my job as a frickin' waiter(That's child labor, dammit!)

Anime I own/downloaded:

Negima! (No. 1 favorite. Nothing's changing that!) - Uh...that's about it. My sister has tons more...damn.

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (No. 2 favorite. Although it's number one in the occult o' meter.) - Silent Hill meets Groundhog day(or month)...with a twist!

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai - AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SEASON 2!! YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! (Howard dean Style)

Mahou Sensei Negima! Pairings I Support (shojo-ai): More to come later!

Konoka x Setsuna a.k.a. konosetsu - Samurai girl may be her guardian, but in bed, she's her slave.

Misa x Madoka - Ah, cheerleaders...cheering each other in bed. Now if only they could add sakurako to the mix.

Asuna x Setsuna - Master and student...booyah!!

Evangeline x Asuna - Is it love? Pent up sexual tensions? Guess who's the pedophile now...

Evangeline x Chachamaru - One is a mockery of life...the other is a desecration of it. One is master, the other is servant. Hotter than hell, baby.

Evangeline x Setsuna - Kindred spirits, sad past, and someone they care about. Guess who's on top?

Chizuru x Ayaka - Just 'cause of that on fanfic I read about them. Damn, the search button isn't working...

Chizuru x Natsumi - MILF and Drama. What do those two have in common? Nothing. But it's still pretty damn hot.

Kaede x Ku Fei - Ninjitsu and Martial Arts...both require a strong body, spirit, and mind...in staining the sheets.

Fumika x Fuka - Don't even ask...blame the doujin I downloaded by Jidou-hikki. Those two were in the cover. (e-mail me for the doujin. I'll be happy to share my discovery.)

Chao x Evangeline - Uh...a kid can dream, can't he? -_-;

Hakase x Chachamaru - Creator and creation...Is this incest? Go to adultfanfiction.net for the answer. N--nosebleeds...

Chachamaru x Chisame - Anti-social net-idol meets technology personified. Classic...and hot.

Kazumi x Chisame - The reporter and her pray...I mean scoop. Let's see 'Chiu' charm her way outta this paparazzi's clutches!

Misora x Cocone - Two underaged ninja-nuns...Nosebleeds...blame wikipedia...

Kazumi x Sayo - Thanks to a certain fanfic, I love this pairing with a passion. Ooh...look at all the ectoplasm on the bedsheets...naughty Sayo!

Makie x Ako - Call me weird but thanks to a certain doujin my sis showed me, ribbons and syringes seem to fly around my mind lately...damn you sis!

Kaede x Mana - Pretty damn obvious considering these two are both skilled warriors on the battlefield...and in bed.

Nodoka x Yue - Best friends can share, can they? Plus, they look really cute together in Vol. 14 of the manga.

Haruna x Yue - Do ya smell the love reek!? Now if only Nodoka could squeeze in, I would die in peace. Library trio indeed...

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Pairings I support (shoujo-ai of course): Silent Hill meets Groundhog Day meets X-files...Second favorite anime of all time!! 2 Seasons...aww.

Rena x Mion - This seems to be the most basic one for some reason...wonder why...

Shion x Mion - Nothing says incest like twincest! The wallpapers have spoken. OBEY.

Shion x Satoko - Hey, Shion may hate Satoko, but that dosen't mean she can't respect Satoshi's wish, right? And maybe have some fun along the way...

Rika x Satoko - They care for one another, living together, best friends since childhood...what more can you ask? ~_~

Hanyuu x Satoko - Umm...uh...Hey! Look behind you! runs away

Rika x Hanyuu - Blame the ending clip of every episode of season 2 for this one. You'll know what I mean. I must say though, they look very cute together...underwater!?

Rika x Rena - Damn that one wallpaper...guess who's on top? Oh, and that one topic on 4chan...

Favorite Quotes

Soul Nomad - "Demon? He's no demon...he's more like a pimple. Can't do anything by himself."

Original Quote - "In the end, nobody wins...the price was too high for mankind's sins..."

Original Quote - "Your unholy pain...is my mind-blowing pleasure!"

Original Quote - "Nothing says incest like twincest!"

I did this in some of the chan boards (Yes, that was me.) - "Halolicon 3: Finish the Fap"

Unknown - "It's not rape if you enjoyed it! Why I did you a favor and awakened your inner whore!"

Unknown 2 - "I want titties for breakfast!"

Howard Dean - "YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Quote from my fanfic, POTU: EM by The Merchant - "Ah, love is a strange thing...that's why you always bring a video camera."

Facts: Recently discovered the joy of fanfiction half a year ago after living near the core of the earth for the past 14 years of his life. Loves to run around his room screaming random gibberish when no one's around. Has a small collection of Negima! figures plushies, and...authentic fan-made doujinshis. has a weakness for anything cute, but loves to see people suffer painful gory deaths( anime guro anyone?). Hates his creepy math teacher and a really annoying basterd from P.E. class.

Updates:

May 15 2007: Hello Everyone! Not much here now, but I will add stuff as soon as I can! The first chapter of my story "Past of the Undying: Evangeline McDowell" is now up! I'm open for suggestions on how you guys want it. Please give me some feedback weather it's good or bad! I'm doing this for all the Eva fans out there, so tell me how to shape this story!

May 23 2007: Chapter 2 is now up folks! It's longer than chapter one, so hopefully people'll notice it! This chapter focuses mainly on the slime-sisters and Wilhelm so, bear with me. Please give me any feedback, flames, and whatnot! Even if it's a death threat! I'm running out of ideas! Stupid Writer's Block!!

June 27, 2007: Finally, after being sick for a couple of days AND graduating from Middle School, Chapter 3 is here!! Yeah, I know I'm being a lazy bum and my english and plot is still in the works, but hopefully now that school is over I can focus on this fic!

June 29, 2007: I am finally out of middle school!! Yeah I'm done! I'm done! Time to party all summer long! Just kidding, I'm not going to party all summer long...since i'm going to be working my butt off in order to buy a new laptop! I'll focus on this fic from now on until I go back to school...as a highschool freshman(du du dum!!) Expect an update to my fic at least 2-3 times a month!

July 14, 2007: Just got back from a job interview...Expect the next chapter later this month!

July 18, 2007: Yeah!! I've got the job and I'll be working as a waiter tommorow! I've also posted chapter 5 today! It's a little different than my other ones, but you'll rarely notice! Please give me feedback! Thanks!

August 1, 2007: I'm very sorry for the long delay guys! My work schedule got screwed up and I ended up getting the crust of the pizza! I will post Act I: Chapter 6 before sunday, so please bear with me! Again I apologize to the people reading my fanfic!

August 3, 2007: I managed to put AI-C6 when I arrived from work. Hope you all enjoy this one!

August 10, 2007: Act 2 Chapter 1 is now up! I also wrote the poll for the sime-sisters if anyone asks! It's been a hectic week for me but I managed to finish this baby in time! Your decisions will be VERY, VERY CRUCIAL ( no really) for the next chapter!Here is the poll for the:

Poll: Updated at August 31, 2007 (Closed!)

Setsuna's Dorm: IIIII-I

Neighbor's to the Narutaki Twins: IIIII-II

Kotaro's Dorm: III

Sleazy Japanese Hotel: IIIII

Undecided: II

Winner: Neighbor's to the Narutaki Twins

I will check back at August 31, 2007 and post the results in here after all is said and done! After that, I will post the next chapter later on the first or second week of September. Also, I may change the rating from Teen "T" to Mature "M" depending on the outcome and if you all want me to pull out the big guns. So leave a vote in the review!

August 14, 2007: I've decided to post one more chapter this month before actually proceeding to Act 2 Ch. 1B! It will be the second part of chapter one to wrap things up in the factory! Check back later this month for part 2! Argh...High school's just around the corner.

August 19, 2007: Expect the part two of chapter one in August 22-24 next week! I'll post Act 2 Ch. 1B on the first or second week of September!

August 20, 2007: I have posted the final chaptet for this month! Don't forget to leave a vote in your reviews or e-mail, okay? Enjoy then!

August 31, 2007: The poll is now closed! I'd like to thank my reviewers and friends for participating in this little event! I will post Act 2 Ch. 1B in a few days or less! Man...High School is only 6 days away now. ;_;

September 2, 2007: Argh!! I'm starting school tommorow! What the hell is up with the schedule!? Dammit! Crap! Dammit! Ahem...I also posted Act 2 Ch. 2 today, so no worries, okay? Argh...Finally I'm going to start life as a high school student...I also want to tell you all that I'll probably update at the end of the month since my 'dear parents' are banning me from internet and my videogames until they see an B+ or an A- this month...which is a bitch! I'm not good at history and english...sulks But fear not! The next chapter will be posted before this month is over!

September 20, 2007: Chapter 3 will be posted in 4 days! Sorry for the long wait everyone! School's a bitch...and uh, Halo 3 is coming out. Damn. I'll tell Chachazero to kick my ass later...

September 27, 2007: AUUUUGGH!! I'm supposed to post Ch. 3 three days ago! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I posted it today though! School assignments and work took it's toll on my lazy meter. I'll go hide under a rock now...Oh, and Enjoy Chapter 4!!

October 2, 2007: Thanks for the reviews guys! sigh I'm sorry if the previous chapter was confusing...luckily I should be able to post chapter 4 in about a week or so. It'll be much, much shorter, but hopefully it won't turn your brains to jello! Again, sorry for the inconvinience.

October 14, 2007: Gomenasai...after a hell of a lot of setbacks, I have posted Act 2 Ch. 4...well, part of it anyway, since I plan on doing two more parts since a certain red-headed individual in my class complained it's a long read...yeah right. Anyway, that's it for now...expect part 2 to hit around late October 20...

November 14, 2007: Hello everyone...I kinda had a little accident(got hit by another vehicle in my dad's car) and was hospitalized for a good month or so...ugh. I apologize for this stupid delay of the next chapter, which I WILL post no matter what at the 20th!! Hah! Take that Death!! ahem 6 stitches in the neck due to a shard of glass and a broken leg...not bad, Death, not bad. All jokes aside, I am very thankful to be alive and writing this update now. Thank you for watching over me grandfather.

November 20, 2007: Whew...Just posted Act 2 Ch. 4B. I'm sure your all sick of my stupid delays. -_-; I apologize everyone.

December 2, 2007: I finally did the impossible...I wrote a Christmas story starring Evangeline!! Um, It's too hard to to explain, so just go take a look! Happy Holidays Everyone! Especially to all the Negima Fanfiction Authors!! ~_~

December 13, 2007: It's been a busy week! I'm going to post Act 2 Ch. 4C between the 20th to 25th. Sorry for the wait, brains all numb...

December 26, 2007: Argh...I'm sick all week. I apologize once again, since I'm going to have to post it at a later time this month. I HATE the rain.

December 27, 2007: Finally posted the friggin chapter!! Mwahahahahaha!! Uh, yay!