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since: 05-09-07, id: 1275133, Profile edited: 05-12-08
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Holes, and Naruto.

I AM ON A HIATUS FOR THE MOMENT! I WILL NOT BE POSTING CHAPTERS FOR A LONG, LONG...LONG WHILE!

READ SARIMIA'S STORIES OR HOLLI LOVES EDWARD'S STORIES OR FASTFORWARD'S! ANYBODIES!!

I'm having a hard time focusing as of the moment, and I don't want writing chapters to seem like a chore. So, until I can focus clearly, I will not be posting any chapters/stories/oneshots. Sorry for people who actually have read my craptastic stories! XD D:

Name: Freak a Geek

Or, by reviews you will see that my name is Micah (MY-kuh). Although it is usually and more frequently a guy name, I am most DEFINITELY a girl. I assure you. I have checked, as well my doctor :D

Likes: cookies!, and yaoi/yuri, especially if I have cookies while reading it and searching for it XD

Dislikes: gay bashers, my English teacher, procrastinating (but I can't help it sadly T.T), really horrible grammar/spelling, lollipop people (people who look like they have a stick up their ass), fish...(ew), and too many changes. And these mood swings! Gosh...And also, I can't shut up. You might have guessed that from here though.

Thinks: That Sasuke and Naruto look damn sexy...

Looks: Like a dork

Suggests: That you don't read my stories. They're too weird. Like...c'mon, The Problem With Panties? And also, I don't suggest you have grape juice when you're having Oreos, cause it leaves this strange after taste in you mouth that kind of reminds me of cat vomit...Not that I know what that tastes like -sweatdrop-

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW: I am not ooberly obsessed with yaoi that it will be all I ever read and or write. I will read pretty much any story, as long as it is well told. And not done fifteen billion times -.-

THE PLOT BUNNIES ARE INFESTING ON MY BRAIN!! MAKE THEM STOP!!

Carrying on now...

Favoutie Parings:

Naruto

Sasuke x Naruto -rawr-
Kakashi x Iruka
Sakura x Lee
Kakashi x Sakura
Kiba x Hinata
Genma x Raidou

The last pairing is all because of reading FastForward's oneshots with those two. Freak-ing hilarious! OMG! I always laugh my head off at those two. I wish I could write like her! I'm so jealous! -pouts- I like any pairing as long as it makes sense and it is not disgusting.

Deathnote

L x Light/Kira

Matt x Mello (-ish...I'm not too sure)


I have no life, I have no life, I have no life...


This is dedicated to a person whom I've never actually met, Holli-Loves-Edward:

Holli-Loves-Edward. Need I say more? We have conducted two possible missions where we could go all Rambo-like, wearing ninja costumes and stalking through the forests of Forks with machettis in hand to find the Cullen mansion and take Edward (Holli's) and Jasper (MINE!) as our own, because Alice and Bella are kind enough souls to let their boyfriend/husband have some variety right?...Right?

And then there of course is our passion for screamo bands, BOO YA! Apparently though, she's been able to rock out on Guitar Hero while I wilt away like a little dandelion and sit at my computer. T.T

She's an amazing authoress, not lying, and she is most famous for her popular work, The Weird and Wonderful Tales of the Cullens. I love every oneshot she makes cause they are either extremely funny and put amusing mental images in your head, or they are either so depressing I wanna cry. :( :D ANGST!

Okay...and after much discussing, we have agreed that there should be an invention of "Thoughts-a-Way" so that whenever Edward Cullen comes near, you just spray somewhere so it can get to your brain and then you don't have to worry about him reading about your molesting thoughts...like every fangirl's dream. Come on, admit it. But Edward is Holli's. Jasper is mine. Anything more to say about that?

We have also dropped the word 'machetti' into almost every conversation so far, ever since we started talking about Rambo and such (gotta go see it!).

And well...Holli, you are very awesome indeed.


If you did actually read all that...I commend you. But I doubt you did. XD

Yours truly,

Freak a Geek




1. The Tale of a Narcoleptic Dork » reviews
Bella x Edward. AU: It's hard to tell someone you love them when they can do is...sleep? Human
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 5-12-08
2. The Screaming Mask » reviews
Sequel to Bleeding Cloak. It's always a happy ending...right? BxE OOC OC
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,965 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 11-7-07
3. The Early Days reviews
Oneshot. Need a breather from complete B x E or any other pairing which might involve anything to do with vampires or werewolves? What happened to good old human pairings? Whatever happened to the untold story of Charlie and Renee? Well, read and see!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08
4. Pesky Fleas reviews
Kiba has a dilemma in which he needs the bug tamer's help. Akamaru has the pesky fleas, and unless Shino can help, he might go insane. But for every good deed comes a price...or in Shino's case a reward. Slight yaoi. Oneshot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-4-08
5. The Narutrix » reviews
The cyber world of the computer can be a dangerous place. After strange events that Naruto Uzumaki hadn't even thought possible occur,he is caught up in something that could kill him.How is he supposed to react when he is told he is to save the world?Yaoi
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,946 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 10-22-07
6. The Porch Swing reviews
Oneshot Take away our love and our earth is a tomb. As the years pass, every night they sit on the porch swing. That is until there is only one night left for Isabella Swan, as they go back and forth...back and forth... BxE
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-07
7. The Problem with Panties reviews
[Oneshot] Pure curiousity! With Leah being the only shewolf in the pack, don't you think she might have issues with suffering from her monthly visit, being around werewolves with heightened senses? Oh they suffer...How? Read to find out!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 12-4-07
8. The Bleeding Cloak » reviews
14889 reads:AU:Isabella Swan watched the love of her life Caleb White burn at the stake. Filled with grief she hid into the woods and became the Hooded Lady. But now that the Cullens arrived, everything has changed. Can Edward and Bella survive this? OOC
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 11-5-07 - Published: 5-12-07
9. Tangles » reviews
There are strange symptoms. There is a mystery around Camp Greenlake and the new member of the juvenile squad is ready to get down to the bottom of this mystery. But can they survive to track down the real culprit of this tangled mess? Hiatus
Holes - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-5-07
10. I Hate Airports reviews
[Oneshot, Drabble] There is a reason why airports seem to be an omen for sorrow lurking around every corner. And Bella is the person to know why.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07
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