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since: 05-09-07, id: 1275179, Profile Updated: 09-22-09
country: Canada
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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.


“A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.”

Hey there!

I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself.

I'm 20 (!), female, single, a recent College graduate (still trying to let that aspect of my life sink in lol), and I absolutely adore fanfiction! Although I prefer the anime section, I've found some surprisingly decent stories for my fav tv shows, books and movies. Anyone obsessed with fanfics like I am should really check out my Favorites list OR my Community!! Anywho, I'm afraid that my experience in writing fanfics is a bit lacking, but I've written multiple, purely original stories over the years, just because I felt like it. The fact of whether or not I suck, remains to be seen and anyone who could clear that up would be added to my Best Friends 4 Life list (once I make one).

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

I am also going to shamelessly advertise myself. Since I am now a certified graphic artist and photographer, I am looking for work. I prefer freelance, hence this message. If anyone out there would like to commission me for doujinshi covers, posters, ads...ect (basically anything for print... I hate web design... code drives me crazy), just PM me and we can... 'discuss the plan' and trade email addresses. If you want the link to my deviant art gallery, PM me. I've only got a few things on there so far, but if you want an example, check out my DP for this profile. It's actually the first of 8 (i think) and two others are in the works. They are characters in a story I'm writing... I'd like to do a manga too, but I think that's quite a long ways off. Anyway, if you or any of your friends are interested in hiring me, give me a shout...and spread the word!


OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: My story Blood Lily has been DISCONTINUED! It was complete and utter CRAP, and I can't in good faith, continue my attempts to write more of it. Instead I'm working on a few other SHORT stories, which seem to be my forte.

If anyone has any input or ideas for my stories, please feel free to PM me. My inbox is always open! Constructive criticism is also welcome and please please PLEASE review my stories.

CURRENT PROJECTS:

- Supernova- sequel to "Fatal Weakness" (so far I've only managed to write the intro...ugh. HELP!)

- Nightmares- a Naruto, Boy x Boy lemon fic FINISHED!! Oh, and for the un-edited version, click on the Homepage link above. You'll have to Friend me to read it though...It shouldn't be hard to find since I only have a couple LJ entries anyway...

PLEASE REMEMBER: I am a heterosexual girl, therefore, I WILL NOT write Girl x Girl romance. I'm not disgusted by it, though I dont really believe that it's right, but I cant write something without putting a bit of myself into it. And I really cant pretend to be lesbian for the fic. Sorry...my imagination is good, but not THAT good. It's a bit outside of my comfort zone, lol.

...And the pairing will be...GaaraxNaru...NOPE!! SASU X NARU!! (I know, I changed it... sigh I finished writing Nightmares, then went and checked the poll. I saw that the pairing I used was the wrong one, but I was too lazy to write another at the moment. I mean, Nightmares was 15 PAGES long, and I wrote it in ONE DAY!)

~HEY PEOPLE! I'm in dire need of some help! There's an amazing story out there that I read part of, a long time ago. Unfortunately, I didn't save it or add it, since I was new to this site at the time. I can't remember the title or the author, but I do remember most of what it was about. Apparently, Naruto leaves Konoha to gain more control over his chakra (and the Kyuubi's), and ends up living in the deserts of Suna. There he gets insane training from a mysterious stranger. Later on, after he masters the insane methods, the stranger introduces himself, and trains Naruto to control his wind chakra. The stranger is kind of like a ghost, in that his body is like the wind. As a final test, he and Naruto battle it out, and Naruto supposedly kills him by accident. The emotional trauma he goes through after thinking he killed his sensei, was part of the test. ...And that's all I have. If ANYONE can give me the title of a story that sounds similar to this, or even an author's name, it would be greatly appreciated. THANKS!~

~ Yo, my Peeps! I was watching a show called "The Secret Millionaire" and it resulted in an epiphany. What if there was someone to write a SasukeXNaruto or a KakashiXIruka story with that kind of plotline?! And for those of you who don't know about the show, I'll explain my idea. First off, in the show, a millionaire is sent undercover in a poor area of the country, and forced to live like the locals for a week. While living in those conditions, they must find several people that could really use some money. At the end of the week, they must give away at least 100,000 bucks from their own pocket. This also involves telling the chosen people the truth about their identity and such. The millionaires also learn quite a bit along the way... Like the true value of money, and real reasons why some people are homeless, and how people are able to or forced to survive on 47-150 bucks a week... Not to mention all the kindhearted and generous people out there who try to help, even at their own expense... It's quite inspirational. So. My idea for the story is along those same lines, but with some major differences:

"Sasuke (or Kakashi) is a multi-millionaire with a rather eccentric, yet dark, personality. His best friends, Shikamaru (Genma), Neji (Asuma) and Sai (Kurenai) all seem to be the classic rich kids (people), and Sasuke (Kakashi) is tired of the money wasting, excessive parties and other such behaviour. He decides he wants to get away from the shallow life he's been living, leaves behind most of his money and possessions, and travels to the little run-down village of Konoha. There he's forced to confront 'real life'. Including getting a minimum wage, crappy job, new "hick" friends, and having to room with a hyper, overly cheerful blonde boy (or kind, shy, brown haired school teacher) with secret and deadly health problems. Eventually the two boys (men) fall in love, but when responsibilites back home bring Sasuke's (Kakashi's) friends to the little village, he's forced to admit his identity and his generous intentions. However, Naruto (Iruka) doesn't take it well. In fact, he sees it as a complete betrayal, and rejects the money (and with it, medical assistance) that Sasuke (Kakashi) offers. Sasuke (Kakashi) is distraught, having absolutely fallen in love with the blond (brunette), and decides that maybe some time apart would show how much they need each other. But when Naruto's (Iruka's) health takes a major turn for the worst, the raven (cyclops, lol) must find a way to prove his love to the blonde (brunette). Will he be too late?" I suppose that's up to the author...Alternate endings might be a good idea. One happy, and one tragic...I dont know if I want to write this or not. The last time I tried writing a multi-chaptered story...it- well, sucked. So, if any of my fav authors out there want to give this one a try, and you know who you are (if you are on my fav authors list or if any of your stories are in my community), then feel free. Perhaps several of you would like to use this storyline... I think it would be interesting to see how each different version turns out... SO LET ME KNOW WILL YA?? But please! Give me credit for the idea...? AND IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT A MORE DETAILED PLOTLINE, FEEL FREE TO PM ME!! I want this to turn out really well! :D

NOTE: It could even be a COLLABORATION FIC!!


MY FAVS

Fav Books: Lord of the Rings, Love Inspired novels, Dragons in Our Midst series, any Lurlene McDaniel novels (I mainly read fanfiction now), Harry Potter, some works of Shakespeare, the Classics

Fav Movies: Lord of the Rings, X Men (1,2,3), Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, Flyboys, the Naruto movies, the Bleach movies, When a Stranger Calls, The Grudge and Grudge 2, Transporter 1 and 2, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2and 3, Alien Vs Predator, War of the Worlds, Final Fantasy (wish they would make more of them), Shrek, Harry Potter (all of them), Troy, Kingdom of Heaven

Fav Anime: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Skip Beat!, Tales of the Abyss, Pumpkin Scissors, Black Cat, Chrono Crusade, Heroic Age, Gundam Seed, Innocent Venus, KIBA, Saiyuki, Samurai 7, D. Gray-Man, Darker Than Black, Fate/Stay Night, KARAS, The Third: The Girl With the Blue Eye, Otogi Zoshi, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ergo Proxy, Full Metal Panic, Wallflower, ect.

Fav Bands: Skillet, Flyleaf, 38th Parallel, The Almost, Anberlin, Audio Adrenaline, Barlowgirl, Blindside, Bloodsimple, Building 429, The Classic Crime, David Phelps, Day of Fire, Dead Poetic, Decyfer Down, Demon Hunter, Disciple, Disturbed (sorta), Dizmas, Emery, Everyday Sunday, Family Force 5, Far Less, Fighting Instinct, Fireflight, Flatfoot 56, FM Static, Haste the Day, Hawk Nelson, High Flight Society, House of Heroes, Jeremy Camp, Kalan Porter, Kids in the Way, KJ-52, Kutless, Last Tuesday, Leper, Mainstay, MXPX, My Chemical Romance, Pillar, POD, Project 86, RED, Relient K, Run Kid Run, Seventh Day Slumber, Showbread, Superchic(k), Three Days Grace, Korn, Thousand Foot Krutch, tobyMac, Underoath, The Wedding

Man I wish I had a life... ;p

Fav Naruto Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Iruka, Neji, Shikamaru, Gaara, Kimimaru, Yondaime, Kiba, Sai, Itachi, Genma

Fav D. Gray-Man Characters: Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tikki Mikk, Komui

Fav Bleach Characters: Ichigo, Uryu, Renji, Byakuya, Urahara, Toushiro, Ukitake, Shiba (?...The guy with the number 69 tattoo and purple hair), Grimmjow, The Vaizards

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, badass92, Uzumaki-Kat-Insane-Kunoichi,fowl68, Blood Zephyr

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you ran into a wall ON PURPOSE; paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Uzumaki-Kat-Insane-Kunochi,fowl68, Blood Zephyr

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

3 percent of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddes of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Misfit Band Geek, Rachelandthecupcakecrusades, Enjiru, purplefirestarter, LloydIrvingisMine, fowl68, Blood Zephyr

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have added the names Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Presea, Martel, Yuan, Raine, Mithos, ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If the English dub of Naruto terrified you for life, paste this to your profile

If you've walked into a wall and apologised to it, paste this to your profile

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you enjoy speaking in wordy sentences like the one above, copy and paste this to your profile.

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity and no one can bring you down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, Feathertail1021, Spottedfire, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Blood Zephyr

(¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Blood Zephyr

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty. Crazy is when you are debating out loud with yourself about whether you should break the law or not.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is when you would rather punch the Hottie of your school in the arm than flirt with him like other girls.

78 percent of first time Dead Man's Chest viewers gasped when Barbossa walked down the stairs. 12 percent said Yay! 7 percent said they knew it was going to happen because they frequently researched it online and the other 3 percent sighed and swore under there breath. If you were in that 12 percent that said Yay! copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Personally I believe that homosexuality is wrong, but that doesn't mean we have the right to treat them like freaks or animals. THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS! ...and two hot guys making out is just... so SEXY...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Does that still work if I'm a girl?)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT (slightly), so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)

I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent and live in an igloo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI (I like it now, drools) or YURI (um...I'm a straight girl so...), so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (actually I am...)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE THE ONES YOU ARE~

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in today's culture. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, fowl68, Blood Zephyr

-.- I'm sorry for this, and I know I'll probably sound like a total bitch, but I cant keep from saying this any longer.

YES. I know it's fanfiction, but one can only stray so far from the base facts of the anime or manga and its characters before it's not FANFICTION anymore. You cant just change things willy-nilly, without logic to back it up. Especially since most of the people reading these stories are quite knowledgeable about said original Anime and its characters. I run into this issue with other more... deviant authors, and I thought I should let you guys know this stuff. I can guarantee other authors out there agree with me.

Pairings I Like and Would LOVE to read: (Feel free to recommend stories with these pairings... Though I'm pretty sure I've read just about EVERY KakaIru and IruKaka story on this site...)

NARUTO

~ Kakashi X Iruka

~ Kakashi X OC (guy or girl)

~ Kakashi X Naruto (mostly in the time travel fics, where they end up close in age...I dont like pedophiles.)

~ Iruka X Kakashi

~ Iruka X OC (guy or girl)

~ Naruto X Sasuke

~ Naruto X Shikamaru (It would take someone very...special to get Shika to top.)

~ Naruto X Neji (Hey, if you can beat him, you can- er...um...you know...)

~ Naruto X Kiba ;p

~ Sasuke X Naruto

~ Sasuke X OC (guy or girl, though guy would be the most interesting...lol)

~ Genma X Iruka

~ Genma X Kakashi (?)

~ Genma X OC (...guy...sorry. I just can't see Genma with a woman, lol! He's too SEME...)

~ Itachi X Naruto

~ Itachi X OC

~ Itachi X Deidara, though mostly as a side pairing... we dont know enough about them to really make them the main characters...

~ Shikamaru X Neji (Neji's pretty enough to pass for a girl...at least til the clothes come off...)

~ Shikamaru X Naruto

~ Shikamaru X OC (...guy... I think he would find most girls too troublesome...)

~ Neji X Shikamaru (Hey... Shika's lazy, remember?)

~ Neji X Naruto (...Neji could always use an ego boost...this is how he can get one...)

~ Neji X OC (guy or girl, but mainly guy, cuz most of the time Neji would be prettier than the girl and that...well... just isnt right, lol. So GUY!)

~ Gaara X ...Hmmm, that's a tough one. I think he could be dominated, but the Seme would likely need to be a bit older...like Kakashi, Genma or someone... maybe even Itachi...

~ Gaara X OC (probably guy, cuz Gaa-chan probably doesnt know much about sex given his past, so topping would likely lead to disaster. With a guy, he could bottom, where with a girl, obviously, he'd HAVE to top...)

~ Oddly enough, I read a couple fics where Jiraiya topped Iruka and they were...pretty hot. Well, if you can picture the Old Fart as a HANDSOME Old Fart anyway...

I also LOVE threesomes! Especially with any of these aforementioned Hotties... kukukukuku...drools

I HATE most Hetero pairings since most of the girls on the show are total bimbos. Hinata is one of the few I dont mind, but I cant really see her as a main pairing if you know what I mean...

BLEACH